Food accessories

[Anonymous No.10683013]

For me it's the 'cha keychain

The best food accessory

[Anonymous No.10683022]

>>10683013
Thanks Hillary

I'm with Her!

[Anonymous No.10683026]

>>10683013
Why do you keep making Sriracha posts?

[Anonymous No.10683056]

[Anonymous No.10683058]

>>10683013
If I ever see someone with one of these I will punch them in the face.

[Anonymous No.10683064]

>>10683058
Try doing that to someone that open carries, pussy.

[Anonymous No.10683074]

>>10683064
open carries a 'cha accessory?

[Anonymous No.10683095]

Now I can put some 'Cha on my 'Cho's on the go.

[Anonymous No.10683114]

>>10683013
White guy here, let me tell you a little bit about sriacha since I've had some experience with it lately.
Sriacha is an extremely spicy Asian hot sauce, and I mean really spicy around the 9000 scolville units. Due to its rarity I had to go to a little hole in the wall Asian food store. Now the lady behind the counter might not sell it to just any white guy, but she's taken a liking to me because of my extensive knowledge of Asian culture after studying it for many years. After making my purchase I headed home and I put a small drop on a spoon and tasted it. And let me tell you I immediately started dry heaving and sweating and my wife and her son had to keep bringing me glasses of water and fanning me down. Came close to going to the hospital.
Lets just say sriacha made me its bitch

[Anonymous No.10683346]

>>10683114
Mama mia, is this copy pasta?

[Anonymous No.10683433]

>>10683346
it is but he typed it weird, not sue why

[Anonymous No.10683436]

>>10683433
*sure

[Anonymous No.10683490]

>>10683013
The Mad Dog bullet keychain that doubles as a spoon

[Anonymous No.10683501]

I don't consider myself a hipster at all but I do have a bottle opener on my keychain.

[Anonymous No.10683522]

@10683346
@10683433
green: >correcting a typo
green: >on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10683557]

>needing to carry a tiny girly keychain mini bottle
>not having a designated sri racha pocket in your cargo shorts that can hold a big boy bottle

[Anonymous No.10683563]

>>10683433
I just speed typed it from memory

[Anonymous No.10683568]

>>10683563
pretty impressive in that case

[Anonymous No.10683583]

>>10683058
come and take it, tyrant

[G8rH8r No.10683594]

saucy

[Anonymous No.10683597]

>>10683013
I have one of these but I fill it with habanero sauce and I don't carry it with me everywhere I go everyday lol.

[Anonymous No.10683598]

>>10683594
convenient for getting her asshole nice and spicy before licking it

[Anonymous No.10683614]

>>10683598
>Not using 'cha as lube so she begs for your cum to soothe her burning hole

[Anonymous No.10684216]

>>10683056

[Anonymous No.10685479]

>>10683064
>open carries
>with a sriracha keychain
That's some dedicated irl shitposting right there

[Anonymous No.10685503]

>>10684216
What the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.10685767]

>>10683056
>>10684216
It's like concentrated emasculation in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.10685775]

>>10684216
>my boyfriend who has HIV
>poster is male
Tee hee.

[Anonymous No.10685846]

>>10683594
why do girls carry phones in their backpockets

[Anonymous No.10685873]

>>10683013
If I had one I'd never really put sauce in it. More of a novelty thing I guess.

[Anonymous No.10685948]

>>10685846
Why not?
I might start doing that.

[Anonymous No.10685950]

>>10685948
isn't it really uncomfortable if you need to sit down?

[Anonymous No.10685965]

>>10685950
Put it more to the side and you won't even feel it. And it's easier to take out while seated.

[Anonymous No.10685967]

>>10685965
>And it's easier to take out while seated.
...in comparison to front pocket

[Anonymous No.10685968]

>>10683013
I seriously carry bottles of sriracha and ranch dressing in my purse lol

[Anonymous No.10685978]

>>10685968
london

[Anonymous No.10686005]

>>10685968
you sound fat

[Anonymous No.10686017]

>>10685968
and you sound like a coalburner

[Anonymous No.10686028]

>>10685968
xe cute

[Anonymous No.10686049]

>>10685968
Roastie as fuck.