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[Anonymons No.10682417]

are there any foods i can take to get me hard?

i want to fuck a hooker tonight but i tend to get nervous and cant get an erection

[Anonymous No.10682421]

Exercise, spinach, sunlight

[Anonymons No.10682430]

>>10682421
>spinach
im on it

[Anonymous No.10682434]

>>10682417
If you cant get hard due to nerves, you have some sort of mental disorder that you should sort out through professional help or exploration with meditation

[Anonymous No.10682439]

>>10682430
Fresh spinach* lol. Canned vegetables are gross and yield a fraction of the nutrition of something picked a few days ago

[Anonymous No.10682452]

>>10682417
Look up dopamine diet, do it for 3 days right up until the shaggin.
Exercise that morning, stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.10682461]

>>10682434
don't listen to this guy, I've been this guy

[Anonymous No.10682469]

>>10682421
>sunlight
tfw literally allergic

[Anonymous No.10682474]

>>10682417
Don't do anything fun for as long as you can handle right before sex. That's it

[Anonymous No.10682476]

>>10682461
what if you have trouble ejaculating sometimes during sex?

[Anonymous No.10682484]

>>10682417
oysters

[Anonymous No.10682488]

>>10682417
No food can cure your low esteem.
Smoke a joint, loosen up and don't be afraid.

[Anonymous No.10682492]

>>10682469
I don't mean this as most people here would, but if I was allergic to the primary provider of my planet, well, I'd view myself as an affront to natural selection and make the species better

[Anonymous No.10682494]

>>10682476
you won't here easy answer to that question, man.
How old are you and how big you are?

[Anonymous No.10682503]

>>10682461
dont listen to this guy, I've been this guy

[Anonymous No.10682507]

I've been to a few escorts back in the day and I had this same fear. Just remember that they really have seen everything before and you're most likely far from the worst guy they've seen; whether your concern is your looks, the size of your cock, etc., they've seen worse. And remember that your relationship is nothing more than a short transaction - once you bang, you're done. She won't even even remember your face if you bump into her a month from now on the street. Just don't overthink things, my man.

[Anonymous No.10682569]

>>10682417
Oysters, onions.

[Anonymous No.10682574]

>>10682417
Go to the gas station or somewhere where they sell them and get a few of those little bottles of ginseng extract with the tiny little straw.
2 or 3 of those and you're good for the night

[Anonymous No.10682608]

Dont worry OP, I got you. Just deepthroat a cucumber and pretend its your boyfriends cock. Im sure that will make you hard you absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.10682611]

>>10682608
Ouch!

[Anonymous No.10682649]

>>10682439
Not true for canned tomatoes. Canned tomatoes are canned the day they are picked and as a result are perfectly preserved and have a higher nutrient density than "fresh" tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.10682657]

>>10682494
27 and 6'3"

[Anonymous No.10682663]

>>10682417
viagra and a benzo for your anxiety

[Anonymous No.10682664]

>>10682649
Too bad the freshness is irrelevant thanks to the long and unusually high temperature used to ensure safety in the canning process.

[Anonymous No.10682665]

>>10682649
So if I go to the store and buy a can of tomatoes preserved in brine and exposed to metal for a month it is more healthy than if I walk 10 feet outside and pick one off the vine for my salad? Huh

[Anonymous No.10682676]

>>10682665
>exposed to metal for a month
No such thing. Food cans are lined, otherwise the food would rust through.

[Anonymous No.10682677]

>>10682676
Okay. I can see you're resolute. I'll keep eating my way you keep eating yours

[Anonymous No.10682682]

>>10682677
>doesn't refute what he said
>knocks over the chess board
kek

[Anonymous No.10682691]

>>10682682
Most cans these days claim a false charity of using non-bpa liners. Did you know that also until 2003 arsenic blasted copper was approved as a weather treatment for nearly all external building materials in the US? Silently banned in a swift motion after it was discovered as a carcinogen after 25 YEARS of common use

Fuck tard

[Anonymous No.10682709]

>>10682691
See, why didn't you refute what he said the first time instead of coming off like a little girl (and now coming off as assblasted)? It would have saved you twenty seconds and a lower resting heart rate.

Butthurt.

[Anonymous No.10682713]

>>10682691
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.10682719]

>>10682709
>>10682713

I'll 1v2 both you right now, already challenged one of you earlier and you pussed out. I'm just a mid twenties boomer, not even a big guy. Just fist fight me 2v1

[Anonymous No.10682731]

>>10682719
Loser gets fucked.

Protip: you're getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.10682740]

>>10682731
I know you're into that shit but stop watching when I breed your girlfriend pls, makes her uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.10682747]

>>10682740
Not sure if ironic shitposting or unironic Pajeet autism.

[Anonymous No.10682749]

>>10682740
Pajeet tier banter m8.

[Anonymous No.10682751]

>>10682747
The answer lies at the bottom of the next tomato can

[Anonymous No.10682757]

>>10682608
nigga that was edgy as fuck.
also you need to be 18+ to post here

[Anonymous No.10682770]

Only third-worlders believe in aphrodisiacs

[Anonymous No.10682774]

GAARLIIIC
RAW GARLIC AND VITAMIN C YOU NIGGERS

200% INCREASE IN BLOOD NITRIC OXIDE AND STRONG VASODILATION MEANS ROCK HARD BONERS SON

[Anonymous No.10682776]

>>10682417
Do european men really have boner problems?

[Anonymous No.10682848]

>/ck/ without al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10682867]

>>10682776
>projecting

[Anonymous No.10682896]

>>10682776
>European
>men
lmao

[Anonymous No.10682906]

>>10682896
>t. 56% Amerimutt

[Anonymous No.10683128]

>>10682417
Why get nervous? Hookers aren't looking to be impressed by their customers.

[Anonymous No.10683252]

>>10682417
Cockring. Make sure to put it around your balls as well. You'll be hard for as long as it stays on.

[Anonymous No.10683402]

>>10682476
Quit jerking off so much and when you do, don't grip hard.

[Anonymous No.10683405]

>>10682719
>i'm a mid twenties boomer

[Anonymous No.10684937]

>>10682417
Rhino horn, tiger marrow, elephant tusk, whale meat.

[Anonymous No.10684946]

I feel bad for guys with ED, I'm old and fat and still cum like a champ every time.

[Anonymous No.10684985]

>>10684937
I think I still have some tiger marrow in my fridge. Maybe I'll try it one of these days.

[Anonymous No.10684998]

>>10682417
Pretty late to the party, but
Celery and arugula are great for erections

[Anonymous No.10685170]

>>10682608
that cucumber will be uncomfortably cold however, leave it in warm water for about 10 min

[Anonymous No.10685262]

>>10682434
I got professional help and he just gave me a Viagra prescription. Insurance only covers 3 pills a month and I tried one by myself as a test run and it didn't even do anything

[Anonymous No.10685301]

>>10682691
What gives the government the right to tell me what I make my house out of? Fuckers need to mind their own business.

[Anonymous No.10685349]

>>10685262
have you tried no porn? sounds like your problem is a mental one and not a physical one (same thing I guess in the long run). What I mean is that it doesn't sound like a blood pressure issue but rather that you're simply nervous or not turned on. No porn helps a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFVOJf0TzY

[Anonymous No.10685408]

>>10682574
This. Ginseng works. You also get it from the supplement aisle in the pharmacy

[Anonymous No.10685427]

>>10682417
First of all, don't fap. Whether nofap is a meme or not is a different discussion but you'll get more horny, your dick will be more sensitive and you'll have an overall better experience. The longer You abstain, the better
T. Stopped fapping after having problems during sex

[Anonymons No.10685821]

ate a spinach, onion, and ginseng salad earlier
ive had an erection for 2 hours now.
what do i do???

[Anonymous No.10686053]

>>10685821
take a hammer and flatten it

[Anonymous No.10686108]

>>10682417
Means you don’t like the hooker enough. Find a hot one, make her a regular, go raw dog, and you’ll start maintaining your erection long enough to finish. Better yet, find a junky slut who depends on you like I did for a few years. All I got was herpes. True story.

[Anonymons No.10686285]

>>10686108
>find a junky slut
where? how? i want one

[Anonymous No.10686525]

>>10686285
Most by offering a ride to chicks who look like they don’t have a car. When the chick is weirded out it sucks and you move on, but when they accept a ride, it has resulted in pussy in a small enough number of rides given that I can recommend this. Also, you need a car.

[Anonymous No.10686562]

>>10682417
Here's a supplement cocktail that'll get you hard.
Not quite so hard your dick is about to turn inside out like viagra, but it'll definitely get you results.
The thing is that it'll take weeks for results.

>Red Ginseng
>Horny Goat Weed
>Butea Superba
>L-Citrulline
>Yohimine

Optional
>Fenugreek
>Zinc
>Saw Palmetto
>Pygeum
>Maca