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>tfw got memed by the /sip/ Monster viral marketing team into drinking this garbage
it tastes like sickly sweet knockoff Sprite, disgusting

>> No.10681148
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RedBull stays the superior /sip/. Soyster BTFO

>> No.10681205

I unironically got addicted to Powerade during the ski season.

>> No.10681257

drink water dude

>> No.10681265

>>10681257
water doesn't contain caffeine, my dude
and you can't drink coffee in 3 minutes

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>> No.10681326
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>best energy drink is impossible to get in canada and sold in limited retailers in the states

fucking why? jolt was amazing.

>> No.10681446

>>10681103
This stuff tastes exactly how a hot dumpster smells. I also got memed.

>> No.10681448

>>10681103
And you still bought it you dip. Great job.

>> No.10681451

>>10681326
You can buy this at Dollar General. Shit was just a more bitter cola. I'd rather have a nos

>> No.10681452
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>>10681265
>water doesn't contain caffeine

>> No.10681460

>>10681452
Something you definitely need to order online vs something that is available basically everywhere. I wouldn't exactly say that's a better alternative.

>> No.10681475

>>10681460
At over half the gas stations here. Honestly just order combo caffeine and l-theanine pills, they're cheap.

>> No.10681484

>>10681265
you sound like a drug addict and what's stopping you from drinking coffee in 3 minutes?

>> No.10681493

>>10681103
there are far better options, OP. The Rockstar Pure Zero line is verified GOAT by most /sip/fags, while the likes of Bang are also good. Monster is for edgy teens and, ironically, people who don't do much.

>> No.10681588

>>10681484
the pain of burning my tongue and throat
I guess I could drink it cold, but that doesn't sound tasty

>> No.10681729
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>>10681493
rockstar and bang have too much caffeine, it's like 250mg and 300mg per can respectively. pic related is the true GOAT

>> No.10681746
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>>10681103
>zero calorie energy drinks

>> No.10681795

>>10681729
Celsius still has 200mg and tastes of nothing but ginger most of the time.

That being said, their cola and orange flavors are pretty alright once you get used to the overpowering ginger. Monsterfags will hate it though because it's not crazy sweet.

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10681796

CHOOSE YOUR SIP

>> No.10681801
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>>10681796
>tea
>not yerba mate

>> No.10681809

>>10681801
isn't that the nasty shit that gives you cancer?

>> No.10681816

>>10681809
>the nasty shit that gives you cancer?

No, you're thinking of mcdonald's.

>> No.10681830
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>>10681809
coffee has the same carcinogens (probably significantly more of them if you drink dark roasts)

that being said, there are many brands of yerba mate made without smoke, and it is more powerful and healthy than any other caffeinated beverage on the market (as long as you make it the traditional way and not like tea)

>> No.10681840

I can honestly say I don't understand energy drinks at all. They're super disgustingly sugary sweet and not even as good at waking me up as coffee

>> No.10681845

>>10681830
I don't drink coffee either because it makes your breath stink like shit and it tastes bad anyways

Come join me on the unknown chemical infused sugar water hype train though. If I'm gonna have a shitty addiction I'm gonna do it right.

>> No.10681847
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It's actually pretty fascinating when you think about it: following the success of the Wendy's viral marketing campaign on twitter (obviously run by millennial memelords), the advertising department at Monster must have decided to sick their interns on making a hot new meme. Did the interns choose to start their work on some bustling and important social media site? No, they chose 4chan, notorious for being the shittiest place on the internet. It seemed like all 2017 long they spammed this board with their derivative memes. They filled every one of them to the image limit. They may have even tricked some autists into making the memes for them.

>> No.10681856

>>10681840
Kids like sugary sour stuff and don't like bitter things like coffee.

They also can't drink beer legally but energy drinks come in the cool pint size cans with edgy writing on and give you a buzz.

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>>10681847
Zero calorie energy drinks aren't even good anyways.

I wish pic related would be more popular it actually tastes good.

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>>10681816
what is up with the anti-mcdonalds bullshit since supersize me? Stop listening to what the TV says and think for yourself

It's just meat, sauce and white bread. Everything else with those ingredients is just as fattening if you eat it constantly.

>> No.10681912

>>10681830
>resting your ball-fondling fag finger on the motherfucking trigger
I hope he accidentally kills himself

>> No.10681922

It's not sprite, it's squirt you idiot.

>> No.10681930

>>10681889
I've never seen supersize me.

>>Everything else with those ingredients is just as fattening if you eat it constantly.
I agree. I wasn't commenting on its caloric content; I was commenting on how bad the food tastes. Shit-tier ingredient quality, and it's not cooked to order. Disgusting fail.

>> No.10681936

>>10681847
I'm not sure that I believe any company is actually marketing here. It wouldn't be worth their time. It's literally just fat no-life autists spamming stupid shit because it entertains them.

>> No.10681956

>>10681936
Thats because you are dumb. Sorry.

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>>10681936
>t. viral marketer

>> No.10681976

>>10681936
I think /sip/boys legitimately went slightly mainstream, I've definitely seen them outside of /ck/ and maybe even outside of 4chan

>> No.10682126

>>10681795
I know it has 200mg, that's like a sweet spot for me. I don't what causes it specifically but Celsius has a good tingly feeling as well

>> No.10682131

>>10681936
Don't be so naive dude. 4chan has more power and influence than you think.

>> No.10682168

>>10682126
niacin is what does that
you should try one of the 200mg caffeine pills with 2:1 / 400mg of l-thenine

>> No.10682373

>>10681148

The Yellow Edition sucks dick.

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>>10681936
>why would energy drink and fast food companies advertise on a site manchildren frequent
Hmmm
No one's ever shilled on 4chan before so you're probably right

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>he doesn't get gronked
Are you fucking serious?

>> No.10682654

>>10681493
Rockstar isn't /sip/ you clearly have no idea what you are talking about

>> No.10682656

>>10681847
It unironically worked on me though
I've probably bought around 30 so far over the past 2 years

>> No.10682696

>>10682656
woah??? 30???? that's like 0.04 a day!!!! that's CRAZY dude you're going to have a heart attack and go bankrupt!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10682765 [DELETED] 

wired > *

>> No.10683031

>>10681103
Me too. Had a 12 hour shift so I bought a white one and a black one. I'll stick to coffee and Coke. There used to be a fucking "sip" thread on here every single day for a while. They even had a picture of a grocery cart with about a dozen Monsters that would appear on the thread almost everytime. Had to be Monster trying to do viral marketing.

>> No.10683049

>>10681936
I don't know if any company would want to be associated with a 4chan and the disgusting shit that's posted on here. Then again, I don't know if Reddit is much better and they have plenty of advertising.

>> No.10683189

>>10682647

Heard some people describe it as tasting like garbage.

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>>10681265
just buy caffeine pills you fucking dummy. that's like 0.1$ for a pill that has four times as much caffeine as coffee

>> No.10683919

>>10682570
>he thinks this is real
Literally just some anon fucking around. The last two posts gave it away.

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>Aspartame is bad for you!!!!

>> No.10684341

>>10681103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc

>> No.10685662
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Kickstart tastes better.
RedBull and five hour energy will kill you faster.

>> No.10686093

how is g-fuel as a sip?

>> No.10686099

>>10686093
Well,it's not actually a sip so it's kind of irrelevant.

>> No.10686102

>>10686099
i thought it was a powedered energy drink replacer

>> No.10686105

>>10686102
And?

>> No.10686107

>>10686105
add water and its a sip?

>> No.10686110

literally a liquid laxative. any of those flavours

>> No.10686125

>>10686107
A sip is a Monster Ultra Zero.
Lurk moar.

>> No.10686140

>>10686125
its not but ok

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>>10681912
let me show you how I know you're a faggot

>> No.10686232

>>10683994
Might not be bad for you, but it tastes fucking awful.

>> No.10686245

>>10681460
>Something you definitely need to order online

Let me just walk right over to trader joe's
I'm also a "flyover" and we have this shit available

>> No.10686259

>>10681847
Citation needed
Sips are a way of life just because someone is shilling a product you don't like doesn't mean monster is advertising on a site worth less than 30k

Now go back to shilling copper pans and knives

>> No.10686268

>>10682131
Citation please /b/tard

>> No.10686271

>>10686259
>shilling
Might want to learn what that word actually means, newfriend.

>> No.10686273

>>10686259
>>10686268
shut the fuck up, samefag shill

>> No.10686298

>>10686273
t. knife shill

>> No.10686301

>>10686125
I thought a /sip/ was a zero calorie caffeinated beverage, and the Monster shills just tried to shout down everyone with more patrician tastes than their glorified soda.

>> No.10686307

>>10686228
it's basic firearm etiquette you fucking mong.

>> No.10686415

>>10686301
Liking zero calorie sodas means you have no taste anyways.

>> No.10687921

>>10681475
This. I like Lipodrene.

>> No.10687978

>>10681796
J A V A

>> No.10688241

Been thinking of finally buying a sip can

Is it truly a meme?

>> No.10688261

>>10682647
First one was a passable redbull ripoff. 2nd one is where its at, kinda like grape soda

>> No.10688268

I got some of this to keep for when I wake up too late to pull a shot of espresso or do a brew. Got it 100% because of the meme.

Honestly? It's good stuff.

>> No.10688533

>>10681796
Gimmie that fuckin Beetus. Love that battery acid taste.

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>>10681796

>> No.10688562

>>10688268
Sure you did

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>>10681103
I fell for the meme and I'm chronically addicted to Red Bull. I chug them and crave more. I don't even feel the energy anymore. I need help, I think it's the bull semen

>> No.10688607

>>10688562
It's like $2 a can. It's not hard to believe I went out and tried it for a meme.

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For me it's Rockstar Zero Carb

>> No.10689043

>>10681265
You're not supposed to drink coffee in 3 minutes.
Taking more than 100mg of caffeine all at once is BAD FOR YOU. It's a stimulant drug and it's very easy to take more than a person can safely process at any given moment.
That's why people have been drinking coffee for a thousand years probably and been just fine, but energy drinks damage your heart and will put you in your grave before 60.

>> No.10689194

>>10682131
That's not true. The few thousand people who visit this greek goat cheese appreciation forum simply does not matter when you can market your shit on instagram or facebook where literally millions of people can see it. 4chan is irrelevant, even reddit has more market value.

>> No.10689539

>>10681103
'Energy drinks' without sugar are just pure stimulant drinks.
But they are all so addictive.

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Would falling for the /sip/ meme be a good replacement for having to drink 3 cups of coffee every day to stay awake?

>> No.10689607

>>10689539
>'Energy drinks' without sugar are just pure stimulant drinks.
How long did it take to get your PhD

>> No.10689609

I don't get energy drinks. I try them but never feel any different.

>> No.10689652

>>10689607
wow what a faggot. my point was they are not actually energy drinks if they have no calories you stupid cuck bastard

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this is the best one bros, easy on the stomach and not too sweet

>> No.10691036

>>10685662
This post is based and redpilled

>> No.10691674

>>10690849

Rehab lemonade is great.

>Tfw Red Bull was a letdown

>> No.10691800

the zero ultra is pretty mediocre but i just remembered how fucking great monster import is. now i have to get some. drank it all the time during my teenage years, but i replaced monster with red bull. however NOS has three excellent variants that are probably better than any other energy drink

>>10688578
>I don't even feel the energy anymore
probably developed a caffeine tolerance. if you stop for a while then you'll become more sensitive to the caffeine again

>> No.10691900

>>10689194
Ah but he who controls the memes controls the universe!

>> No.10692167

Why is Nos better than Monster in literally every way?

>> No.10692345

>>10681452
>70mg
LMAO

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>>10681265
>take caffeine pill and water.
BTFO

>> No.10692634

>>10682373
Your opinion is bad and you should be made to feel bad for holding it.