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>> No.10679832

inb4 egg fort

>> No.10679870


yes,I have seen that one before. Can you please answer me tho. How does the man get out of said fort of eggs without damaging them?

>> No.10679871

I wish we had better memes.

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>> No.10679955

/r/ing jack bbq qrill. I wanna show it to my friends

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>> No.10679969

The egg sliding one or the fire?

>> No.10680018
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>> No.10680027

How is she so bad at emptying m&ms

>> No.10680032

I love these

>> No.10680061

I think eggfort man is a pretty cool guy, eh fries egg sandwiches and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.10680066

huh? In english?

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Way ahead of you senpai.

>> No.10680112

lul never seen this before
post that one too

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>> No.10680147

ching chong me rikey rikey em-ar-ee!

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>Doesn't even get it out on a tray
Total fraud

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Step aside little boy

>> No.10680265

Why do asians torture animals?

>> No.10680270 [DELETED] 

Same reason they torture humans, after god made the rest of the world he got lazy and didn't add a soul.

>> No.10680271

I love his one handed style

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>> No.10680276

so this is the power of folded atoms

>> No.10680279
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>> No.10680288

The Turkish Ja/ck/

>> No.10680290

Because they're creepy bug people who lack empathy.

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Steve and all his of his copy cats are the new FPS Russia bro gong more people to the gun community.

Prove me wrong

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>> No.10680301

What is this shit?

>> No.10680302
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>> No.10680307

is that alien food?

>> No.10680308

ais kacang

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Jack could never be that coordinated

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>> No.10680316

>bean ice
But why

>> No.10680317

Bread does the same thing without appropriating culture, you filthy white cunt

>> No.10680318

ais kacang

>> No.10680320
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This looks disgusting

>> No.10680332

All that wasted peanut butter.

>> No.10680340

I'm sure it's just endlessly circulated so you can get all the shit other people had on their plants and fingers on your food.

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And then gets bottled as shampoo

>> No.10680349

Be nice

>> No.10680352

Even better

>> No.10680360

Imagine if your job was to stand in front of a camera and pretend to be overly excited about everything. What a crazy life.

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>> No.10680365

I had a hamburger with peanut butter on it. It was surprisingly very good.

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If you have more of these keep em coming anon. The mix of facebook-tier captioned videos designed to be liked and shared, the weird expressiveness of the "hosts," the already past the trend savvyness of the topics, god I hate social media. Even epic meal time is better than this shit.


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Speaking of putting peanut sauce.

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I really want to punch her face

>> No.10680388

Uuuuun, thicc. That marbling.

>> No.10680395

I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate me, so BACK OFF you creep.

>> No.10680399

>how to prepare peanut sauce
>300g groundnuts

>> No.10680400

This girl seems like the perfect combo of vegan and narcissist that would allow me to be able to worship her sweaty, deodorant free armpits.

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You whished stupid roastie, now go back practicing blowjobs

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Yes, women are truly disgusting

>> No.10680436

No wonder so many soldiers get PTSD

>> No.10680441

why she do that

>> No.10680442
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>oh wow pretty neat

>> No.10680449

>This girl seems like the perfect combo of vegan and narcissist that would allow me to be able to worship her sweaty, deodorant free armpits.
Vegan does not mean hippie, even if sometimes one can be both. Look at all the make up she has on her face, her armpits are waxed, I bet her pussy is too. If you think she isn't using a kiloton of beauty products per year you'd be mistaken friendo.

>> No.10680457

I live in a moderately city with a lot of bars and pub grub, we've got a take on a peanut burger everywhere here. It's easily one of my favorite sandwiches.

>> No.10680462

Are grillers the most retarded people on the planet? Why not just cook on a pan inside if you are going to put sheets of metal over your grill anyway? What is the benefit of grilling eggs?
Why are meatheads so obsessed with putting everything on a grill?

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>> No.10680480

It's a product review, and it's not metal. It's a grill mat, maybe silicone, which is intended to prevent food from falling between the gaps in the grate.
>Why are meatheads so obsessed with putting everything on a grill?
I don't know, I stopped the grilling business years ago.

>> No.10680493

Why are women so annoying?

>> No.10680501


Because they think you're ugly and you recognize that and internalize that emotionally.

Every mammal instinctively hates what hates them.

>> No.10680522

lurk more

>> No.10680531

i used to work in the warehouse of a chip factory. the few nights i got put on waste management were my favorites. between emptying bins i got to wander around and watch shit like this

>> No.10680644


kill all millennials

>> No.10680655

>tortillas are good and pretty versatile

>> No.10680657

>i wanna charge shitloads of money for my tortillas because they have the right """story"""

>> No.10680674

he's right, you know that?

>> No.10680692

>implying Noma wouldn't charge 200€ for some spaghetti with a moose semen and ant vinegar sauce
Fucking hypocrite

>> No.10680698

>3 atap seeds
>4 go in

>> No.10680705

Nice bait. Nobody is this fucked in the head.

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>> No.10680713

That's how you make them delicious.

>> No.10680715

...isn't that supposed to be used the other way?

>> No.10680728

Does that pretty otter have a name?

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>> No.10680734

That's funny. When this grill mat was designed did they account for retarded americans trying to grill eggs?

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>> No.10680784

>reddit spacing

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>> No.10680803

Her cleaver seems dull

>> No.10680813

But Steve is actually a really likable guy who genuinely enjoys eating 70 year old canned shit, smoking cigarettes and drinking instant coffee.

>> No.10680829

He must enjoy shitting bricks too

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>> No.10680833

is that why all rook same flat face

>> No.10680841

Peanut sauce that ACTUALLY contains a significant quantity of peanuts? How incomprehensible for an American!

>> No.10680850

Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's like a chunkier bingsoo with bolder flavors.

>> No.10680851

3rd world countries are such shit shows. fucking LOL

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Reported for cultural appropriation from Egypt.

>> No.10680866

I remember when I was in college I used to make a less than authentic version of peanut sauce with peanut butter, soy sauce, garlic and lemon juice. Was good over rice by itself or especially with chicken if I had it. Nice way to eat on the cheap.

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>"cooking video"
>only cooking is putting three things in a blender
>pumpkin spice
>4/5 of the video is just her making selfie faces
I think this is officially peak white girl

>> No.10680882

how does he get out of there while being frozen in time

>> No.10680883

interesting video but how does he get the egg out of the grill without breaking the burgers?

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In the last maybe 1-2 years I have gotten so inundated with thot behavior that the instant I see it, even if the woman is otherwise attractive, it instantly makes her dead to me from that moment on.

>> No.10680887

fun fact, in pajeet culture the left hand is often considered to be ritually unclean and should not touch food directly.

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>> No.10680907

My fetish has blinded me...

>> No.10680922

This is only true of the Musselmans, not all Indians are Islamic.
This is not indicative of Indian culture, even the lower castes would not do this.

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Go poo in a street Pajeet.

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>> No.10680930

some dumbass roastie probably just threw a few hershey bars in there and called it a day

>> No.10680936

>herpes simplex


>> No.10680939

Ha Ha!
I am studying in San Diego.
The joke is mine.

>> No.10680942

if it's anything like Frisco there's plenty of street shitting there too.

>> No.10680947
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So you wanted to be with other brown people to feel at home?

>> No.10680979

How does he wobble his head?

>> No.10681012

he throws those egg shells in the garbage like he's mad at the world

>> No.10681025

>that look at the end

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>he throws those egg shells in the garbage like he's mad at the world

>> No.10681064

Does anyone have that webm of that spastic guy baking the pancakes?
He also picks his nose midway.

>> No.10681068

Yes but I will not post it because you or someone like you will post a meme response to it.

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>> No.10681075

Oh yeah, it's great for that, not a bad suggestion for the cheap food threads. I basically never fuck around doing the peanuts from scratch either, when you can just get good peanut butter.

>> No.10681080

Or use peanut powder like PB Fit. Less fat, easier to mix and control consistency, and still has all the peanut flavor.

>> No.10681084

That's fine.
Already found him.


>> No.10681112

Why do they not let us hear webm?

>> No.10681116

Pipes under the stand.

>> No.10681204

ah, from the thumb I thought they were going to rip apart a cuttlefish

>> No.10681208

it's a webm thread not a youtube link thread faggot

>> No.10681222

>sweaty, deodorant free armpits.
I see dubsman is also a man of culture

>> No.10681249

the jew fears the samurai

>> No.10681268

Nah, I'm a woman (female) and I find her annoying in that webm too.

>> No.10681269

>not Steve

>> No.10681286

what did she mean by this

>> No.10681290

I'll have 1 omelette with extra diarrhea please

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>> No.10681297

I don't know about that mustache, but otherwise this is pretty fucking good tbqh.

>> No.10681393

a few drops of water does the trick

>> No.10681396


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I wish I could get these mixed meat takeaways locally.

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>> No.10681505


I went to a Chinese spot to get duck and pork like this, and it was straight up cold (or room temp, I guess). they just leave that shit out (hanging most of the time, it seems), so it's not warm at all.

also the smell of the place will cause you to lose your appetite anyway.

very much overrated.

>> No.10681524

Oh, I know. I always get the mixed pork belly and duck when I'm in chinatown, the different fats dribbling down into the rice are the best bit. I guess they get complaints because they're always warning people that it's not hot, but it's like the equivalent of a room temperature meat sandwich.

>> No.10681534

>that butter dribble
wife material

>> No.10681535

wtf does steve have to do with guns?

>> No.10681547


yeah, I guess it makes sense that it's room-temp, but you just kinda image roast duck and pork as being hot even tho u know it's hanging. just ends up seeming kinda underwhelming. I imagine some really busy spots go through it so fast that it stays hot, like here: https://youtu.be/3w6UuOARJxs?t=7m32s

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whatever way jack uses something is the wrong way. he refuses to read instructions and has 0 common sense.

>> No.10681555

you need to be 18 to post here

>> No.10681570
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Sure, it looks pretty, but for what purpose?
You don't want to eat it because it's really well made, and you also don't just want it to sit around on a shelf being a display piece becuause it'll just go mouldy.
It's one of those applications of art that looks good for video, but would never work in practise.

>> No.10681573


I think plenty of people would buy and eat a beautiful cookie. not a big deal at all.

>> No.10681576

how does he make the omlette without looking at the pan?

>> No.10681577

that looks absolutely rancid
christ these chinks will eat anything

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>> No.10681587

>That much effort in a minimum wage job

>> No.10681596

the way she squeezes out the M&Ms makes me go a big fat rubbery one

>> No.10681617

>literally a mexican food staple
>can't read
>"this is millenial shit"
I have the feeling you're american

>> No.10681638

>missing the point this hard
I have the feeling you're a retarded millenial.

>> No.10681644


if you're on this website and not a millennial or younger (even more fucked) then it's kinda of embarrassing tbqh

>> No.10681650

i like how he has that hint of desperation in his eyes, that's how you know that he knows he's full of shit

>> No.10681684

Large wide open containers of food like that, especially outside, make me sick to my fucking stomach.

>> No.10681688

i think the weirdest thing about these videos is that it's always the same fucking toppings no matter what's underneath

>> No.10681713

He'd be a lot quicker if he stopped dancing around

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I wish we had no meme at all. At least for a while, so the memelords would sod off.

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>wipes all the flavor of the plate with the bun
no egg left behind!

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Yeah, but he'd have a lot less customers if he didn't put up a show, so there would be no need.

>> No.10681751

Actually I get what you mean, getting duck hot out of the oven like that is amazing. I sort of think of them like two different dishes I guess, so it being cool isn't disappointing.

>> No.10681759

You guys have to be the most retarded people on Earth. How do you even breath

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>interrupting a Rube Goldberg video and hiding your scam with a zoom cut

That guy and his cheating kid should be hanged

>> No.10681839
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Why roasties do this?

>> No.10681851

I'd probably be pretty awful at it, desu.

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>> No.10681923

have you seen his arms?

>> No.10681924

As a chinky. I feel sorry for you because you probably went to a ghetto tier take away. A traditional one is not suppose to be in a stinky restaurant. Hope you had a chance to visit a good one

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>> No.10681948

That's not slow motion.

>> No.10681981

The same reason anyone would go trough a full japanese tea seremony just to get a cup of tea.

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>> No.10682160

Where the fuck is the Jalapeno Cheese spread and tack bread molegook

>> No.10682185

Thats russian you retard dont you see the cyrillic behind

>> No.10682224
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I think he's absolutely right, tortillas are under appreciated, whereas pasta is seen as a high art. I bet most people could rattle off half a dozen poetic details about making the perfect pasta. I also think he's pretty self aware about what he's doing though, he seems to enjoy messing with his customers.

>> No.10682279

I am that

>> No.10682319

Fuck off this board, racist.

>> No.10682321

>i am a woman
>doesn't know how implication works
Checks out xd

>> No.10682339

the customer is all like

>what the fuck is this shit?

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>posts an MRE webm that isn't Steve
>some ugly chink instead

>> No.10682437

Cool. I fucking love dal.

>> No.10682468

saved me writing this

>> No.10682470

Try to get some IN the bowl, cendol guy.

>> No.10682478

I wish all the memes didn't ruin Indian food for me.

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>> No.10682524

how does he get the egg out without breaking the grill

>> No.10682563

that's a perfect french omelette, retard.

>> No.10682572

it's not really worth it, just watching I can tell exactly what it feels and tastes like

>> No.10682582

>last known photograph of an unhatched dragon egg before they went extinct

>> No.10682655

Is this a super fast fat turkey midget or is there a giant by his side?

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>> No.10682699

Did she suck a GI cock afterwards to get the full "Vietnamese woman trading sex for rations" experience from the Vietnam war?

>> No.10682710

In their defense, no one accounts for Jack

>> No.10682723

>I wobble my head back and forth
>I wobble my head back and forth

>> No.10682734

Watching that is incredibly satisfying.

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what is this MRE fuckery?
Why should anyone care what the dumbfucks from high-school use to sustain themselves whilst they slaughter brown people?

if you wanted nice food you would have studied more and got a decent job.

fuck you

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>> No.10682756

>tan skin
>Black hair
>black eyes
>white girl

>> No.10682759

She doesnt even realize she got the lucky MRE. When i was in we used to pray for those uncracked shit shingles.

>> No.10682760

I would eat 10 no questions asked

>> No.10682761

Just use a fucking pan. Fuck sake.

>> No.10682767

Relax with the topping jesus fuck

>> No.10682782

"white girl" is more of a mental state, it has nothing to do with race. Just like white people, chinks and spics can all be niggers.

>> No.10682783

All it takes is some kid dipping an ice-cream cone or two into the fountain, it cools the chocolate and causes a clog for a little bit, that clog causes some of it to start burning, once those bits burn they eventually cause more more clogs and it goes to shit from there.

>> No.10682787

This is one of those sentences where you can insert a comma almost anywhere to change the meaning.

>> No.10682802

more like what's the point because sugar cookies are disgusting

>> No.10682810
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sauce please

>> No.10682817

So you blame an entire race for the acts of some valley-girl tier thots. Glad to see that the racist double-standard of the world is alive and well in Summer-fags.

>> No.10682822


Because you can't have them and cognitive dissonance is saving you from killing yourself because of this, famalamski.

>> No.10682862

>only euro food can be expensive.

>> No.10682863

I learned that in India, a head wobble is the equivalent to a head nod.

>> No.10682866

i was going to get some bbq duck from chinatown, but this disgusting food handling has cured me of that forever.

>> No.10682907

I could never hate on anything peanut butter related (even though I doubt they use the healthy kind). But this kind of behaviour is disgusting. Why do they have to absolutely drench it? Just fucking stop

>> No.10682915

this dude here could not wait to make this about himself.

>> No.10682927

Is it really a double standard if that's how people view pretty much every out-group?

>> No.10682953

>this store will be gone in a month because they base everything around one tired fad

>> No.10682981 [DELETED] 

Best song for watching subhumans cooking: https://youtu.be/_cph2GeRzBg

>> No.10683024

with audio

>> No.10683038
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>> No.10683103

Had Cendol in Malaysia; was offered it as a drink when I wanted a water and I didn't speak their language and they didn't speak mine.

For as alien as it looks it tastes pretty mild. Cool, creamy, vaguely of brown sugar. It's...not my thing but it tastes pretty innoffensive.

>> No.10683117

>bread is an ephemeral object
women are truly on a different level

This is a fetish though, right?

>> No.10683125

>some gook instead of Steve
not nice

>> No.10683126

seems like it

>> No.10683127

I don't know why, but these types of videos always piss me off

>> No.10683137

I kinda miss it. Maybe with less splashback than the dude in that webm, but it's a surprising amount of hassle to make the individual parts at home.

>> No.10683152

ah bloo bloo

>> No.10683202


>> No.10683212

My exact thought.

>> No.10683256

this is a fetish dough

>> No.10683266

they constantly crave attention, so they're always making dumbshit faces

>> No.10683324


>he thinks menial jobs are beneath him

You should give your best effort regardless of what you do for a living.

>> No.10683329

it's like gastro Mexican street food

>> No.10683386

>"the owner wanted to create a space where there was no judgement for indulging"

Of course the owner is a fucking woman with a quote like that

>> No.10683414

It's a gimmick; a very common gimmick at that. Why innovate when you can just up the quantity of an ingredient until it's absurd? It's done with cheese all the time.

shit gets people hyped, right or "wrong"

>> No.10683537

He didn't say it wasn't you retard. It still looks like shit

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>> No.10683590

What fucking weirdos make these sort of post? A fucking gift maybe? And yeah, you would want to eat them

>> No.10683600

that's fucking omurice not a fucking french omelette you fucking nigger

dumb retard, french omelettes don't look bad

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>> No.10683633

the ones on the bottom of the pile are getting dried to shit

>> No.10683639

>not knowing where omurice comes from
>not knowing where the word omurice comes from
but keeping talking about fucking niggers. because you would.

>> No.10683649
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Posting just so I can see if I can trigger that fag who got mad the last time I posted it.

>> No.10683656
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>> No.10683687

what's wrong with him?

>> No.10683695

Only gif wsg and one other board r i think can have sound webms

>> No.10683717

God I'm seething at these (((roasties))) that just look around everywhere in their videos instead of looking at the camera and get paid to do so forcing all women to think it makes them look interesting to look off to the side

>> No.10683746

The only thing I hate about this is the tiny fake bite of potato he takes in the beginning.

>> No.10683780

wtf is this? Vietnam steve?

>> No.10683783
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Here's something different.

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>> No.10683826

Why is he trying to cook eggs on a grill

>> No.10683842

Jack Scalfani's son, Jack Jr. aka Cali, is an aspiring hip hop artist?

>> No.10683845
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I actually watched this horrible video on his channel

>1/4" "ribeye" from dollar store
>pink himalayan salt
>electric pepper grinder
>not preheating the pan enough
>flopping the meat in the pan
>shitty plastic spatula
>no sear
>claiming the seasoning is perfect
>still undercooked
>mangling it for no reason before eating

I absolutely loathe this retard

>> No.10683851
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Hey I dab greasy pizza

oh he's using a fork and knife

oh dear

>> No.10683853
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I like those dollar store steaks.

>> No.10683855
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this physically hurts me

>> No.10683873

If Jack ever cut his hand off, would he just deep fry it and eat it?

>> No.10683874

is that steak made of paper?

>> No.10683903

I feel like this would be good meat for a cheese steak sandwich.

>> No.10683914

wegmans is the best

>> No.10683988
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Why hasn't anyone edited out the don't at the end yet?????

>> No.10683990

Because I didn't want to.

>> No.10684039

i think it's strawberry

>> No.10684053

Yeah and then it would regenerate

>> No.10684071

silicone? wouldnt it be something like copper.

>> No.10684092

Is his shirt made of garbage bags?

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>> No.10684189

it takes me a little longer to taste something
what episode is this?

>> No.10684192

anyone got a webm of the largest asian restaurant in the world, where the waiters use zip lines to get around?

>> No.10684196

Aww yiss, I've got Case B coming in the mail.
Can't wait for the week of constipation.

>> No.10684199

but how do you sit on it without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10684207

they won't break, surface pressure

>> No.10684257

Yes it is and yes they would.

>> No.10684286

the secret ingredient is never washing any of the tools

>> No.10684321
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Anyone have more things like this?

>> No.10684332

>jack deep fries and eats his own hand
>undercooks it

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>> No.10684366

>watch webm
>go into rabbit hole of indonesian birthday "pranks"
>newfound dislike of indonesians

>> No.10684369

I cant get behind the chicken sashimi. even assuming its safe to eat, I cant imagine the texture or flavor being enjoyable like fish.

>> No.10684371

feel like it is a raw meat stuck in your teeth fest until you can floss.

>> No.10684379

What episode is this?

>> No.10684385

>that hand placement

>> No.10684387

stupid whitu piggu will eat up raw chicken like it's fish

>> No.10684440

thirty-year old boomer detected

>> No.10684453

>how do you want your oyster senpai?
>Just rock my shit up

>> No.10684456

>that 21 year old boomer who cries about millennials on 4chan

>> No.10684468


>> No.10684485

This guy
Such a total boss
Loving the hate directed at him
You poor, POOR bastards

>> No.10684509

>not steve
absolutely vile

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>> No.10684585
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>american cheese

Along with the steak, that looks fucking disgusting.

>> No.10684593

>they don't know just from the ugly ass ring

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>> No.10684656

good webm

>> No.10684702

fucking got me

>> No.10684810


I thought I had plenty of free time...

>> No.10684821

How did it stop at 1:36?

>> No.10684834

I really thought it's a niglet

>> No.10684843

god i wish that bread was me

>> No.10684933

I like how they try to be hygienic with the gloves but then use one pair of tongs for everything.

>> No.10684944
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I understood this reference

>> No.10685220


Does the man not know how razor works?

I've seen these before and every goddamn time I'm triggered

>> No.10685409

I laughed for 5 minutes straight. This video is golden.

>> No.10685635

That's xenophobia, not racism. You ignorant nigger.

>> No.10685765

Why would that piss someone off?

>> No.10685788

Fucking savages.

>> No.10685799

how does he gets out from the egg without breaking the fort

>> No.10685810

i laughed when he uses the bun as rag

>> No.10685885

Yeah, nobody ever gets pissed off here.

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>> No.10686222
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i want to put my penis in the machine

>> No.10686243

ehh its not really, maybe only the green worms are the hardest to make.

>> No.10686277
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god i love punching pretty women in the face. the shock in their eyes afterwards. they think they are hot shit, that nothing in the world can affect them, but i wreck their shit

>> No.10686450

you bet, his whole country is made out of them

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