Explain to me why you'd ever want ketchup

[Anonymous No.10674554]

[Anonymous No.10674568]

>>10674554
I'm in India right now, these poos fucking love ketchup. They eat it with omelettes, or with bread, or with pizza. If you go into a Domino's here there'll be a bottle of ketchup on every table, and every single pajeet puts it on his pizza. Why even pay for Domino's if you're gonna ruin it with ketchup?

[Anonymous No.10674571]

>>10674554
To put on my scrambled eggs??

[Anonymous No.10674573]

poo in loo

[Anonymous No.10674578]

Burger..Hot dog or Brat..Fries..Tater tots..but it's all about ratio..DONT BE A GODDAMN SAVAGE!!!

[Anonymous No.10674591]

I don't usually like ketchup or mayo but mixed together on a burger they're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10674592]

>>10674554
because it's viscous vinegar sauce and that's actually good on shit like fries

[Anonymous No.10674608]

>>10674554
The right man in the wrong place can make all of the difference in the world.

[Anonymous No.10674609]

>>10674554
only on fries really

its low tier food anyways, might as well add some sugar laden tomato like sauce

[Anonymous No.10674610]

>>10674578
too little is much, much better than too much

[Anonymous No.10674611]

burger and corn beef

[Anonymous No.10674616]

Ketchup sucks. I can't think of any food that people use for ketchup that a nice bold BBQ sauce can't compliment nicely.

[Anonymous No.10674639]

Simple, ketchup is a well balanced condiment.

It touches all five of the basic taste notes: Sweetness from the ripe tomatoes and added sugars, sourness also from the tomatoes and added vinegar, saltiness from salt, bitterness from the other herbs and flavorings and Umami savoriness from the cooked tomatoes. This is why it compliments so many foods and is a secret ingredient in many recipes. It can also serve as a starting point for many tomato based glazes. In certain dishes I might even mix it with plain yogurt or milk to create a creamy, tomato-based sauce or a rose’ bechamel.

Many are guilty of flooding their food in a lake of ketchup. (It could be argued that often that food is pretty lackluster and would only be improved by copious ketchup usage.) But like anything, too much of a good thing can be bad.

Food snobs and your average r*dditor might want to turn their noses up at the thought of ketchup, but when used in the right proportions, ketchup can be great.

[Anonymous No.10674953]

>>10674608
So wake up, mister Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.
*brrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap*
Hmm, quite pungent my dear.

[Anonymous No.10675014]

>>10674568
That's weird. I encounter loads of Indians every day and none of them do that. Maybe the ones who emigrate are trying to get away from the ones who love ketchup.

[Anonymous No.10675209]

>>10674554
ommelete

[Anonymous No.10675225]

>>10674591
I came here to post this. I like ketchup and mayo on a burger. Maybe a little bit for my fries. On some eggs with some hot sauce. Other than that I don't use it for anything else.

[Anonymous No.10675355]

Meatloaf

[Anonymous No.10675396]

>>10674554
I'm with you OP.
In every single instance a person might use ketchup, I'd rather use something else.
The only time I would ever be caught using it is if I'm eating french fries specifically and there is no other option other than eating them dry.
I use mustard and/or mayo on burgers and hot dogs.
For eggs I like tabasco sauce.
For dipping fries my ideal thing is I take yogurt or sourcream and mix with mayonnaise in about equal amounts. Ideally FAGE full fat yogurt with Duke's mayo.

[Anonymous No.10675413]

Sometimes I want something spicy

[Anonymous No.10675429]

>>10674568
Do they really poo in the streets? Have you had an egg sandwich from a street vendor?

[Anonymous No.10675457]

>>10674554
as an ingredient. A couple examples. meme curry or BBQ sauce. Also great on Hash browns with a good amount of Tabasco. There is a time and place for ketchup, but as a condiment it's a flavor overload that ruins many good meals.

[Anonymous No.10676998]

>>10674554

The only thing I ever use it for is meatloaf.

[Anonymous No.10677014]

>>10675429
Never seen any street shitters, I'm pretty sure it's only uneducated village people that do it. I had to poo in the open a few times myself when I was camping here but whatever.

Indians definitely piss in the streets though, you literally can't walk for 10 minutes without seeing a guy pissing somewhere.

[Anonymous No.10677037]

>>10674554
Del Monte ketchup isn't too bad for what it is, it really blows the crap out of Hunts and Heinz.

[Anonymous No.10677051]