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>>10673857So this she-Jap is basically hollow, right? Are there before and after pictures of her stomach?
>>10673864she has worms in her stomach that eats most of the food
>>10673857Do we ever get videos of her poops
>>10673890That would explain why she isn't fat, not how she fits it all inside herShe eats like a quarter of her body weight
>>10673890not true, she's got some sort of intestinal disorder so she barely absorbs any nutrients from her food. i can't even imagine what her shits look/smell like
>>10673899No, which is a shame because her name is literally Kinoshita.
how does this happen?are there pipes in the sand or something?
>>10673941I thought she had some kind of metabolism issue where she just processes everything really fast?
>>10673863Why did you bother making this webm and why do you post it every thread?
>>10673958Well thanks a lot, I needed those sides and you went and destroyed them.
>>10673857Throwing up off camera, always keeps enough liquid to keep it less painful. Also its jap donalds. So not not hard to keep down.
>>10674070She's done live "eats" before
>>10674018Is this how murderers are made?
>>10674074this kills the amerilard
>>10674041you need a break, lad.
>>10674070Nah. She has this rare condition where her body absorbs very little from what she eats. The rest, which is almost all of it, she shits out.
>>10674031if you want to know a bit of the science behind her, her stomach can expand much more than a normal person allowing her to binge. when she does, the stretch response causes her bowels to empty causing her to shit everything out undigested. if she doesn't binge she will gain weight normally. if she binges continuously she will shit everything out before she can absorb or digest anything. theres a vid of her being scanned by a doctor. i think most competitive eaters have this mutation.
>>10674141A corn kernel or peanut is great, but shitting out a whole burger would be awesome
>>10673857If I wanst a diabetic alcoholic I'd give one of those a try but It's beer time!
>>10674141How do I get like this, please?
>>10673941>intestinal disorder so she barely absorbs any nutrients from her food.Crohn's? People with Chron's barely absorb nutrients. They have to eat 5,000+ calories per day to stay normal bmi and that's with a digestive system that has sharp pains every bite
>>10673857God damn it just fucking imagine the savage dumps she takes, they must be so fucking big.
>>10674386I would pay good money to watch her poop after a binge
>>10674183you can train yourself by binging. "normal" competitive eaters binge water to stretch out their stomach and it's not a meme, tensile stress on tissue induces cell division which why fat people keep their loose skin after losing weight. the cell division is permanent. if you really want to nerd out you can approximate kinoshita's colon to a chromatography column and model it using the Van Deemter equation. to absorb something you need a certain residence time (how long something resides in a location). because she binges, she's forcing everything out her ass and and decreases the residence time of the food below the time required for absorption. it's all really interesting how my degree is applicable to analyzing the colon of a japanese binge eater.
>>10674467America is sucha fucking joke
>>10674499>TA-HACO TOWN!I will never not laugh at that
>>10674451god i wish that were me
>>10674467When Christ returns, I hope he sees this first. It's literally everything wrong with the world in one place.
>>10674074>afraid of vegetable>gives her a fucking Brussels sproutThat's like throwing someone with arachnophobia into a pit full of tarantulas on the first session
>>10674059God I wish that were me
Been fasting for 5 days now. Thank God these threads aren't the equivalent of porn threads when you try to do nofap.
>>10674781Are Mexicans the worst people on Earth?
>>10674548you're supposed to keep the makers marks and inspection marks intact you fuck. you also don't need more than two knives.
>>10674544brussels sprouts are only awful if they are under or overcooked. the secret is to get the small-medium ones and cut them in half first. cut them in half.CUT THEM IN HALF GOD DAMNIT
>>10674482I hate jack.
>>10674463I'm guessing he lost a bet
>>10674548>let's cut this giant-ass cheesewheel with the tiniest knives imaginable this video pisses me off every time i see it. why not just take a giant saw and cut it?
>>10674973I think it's to be efficient. like, for say, you try and cut it with a saws-all, more waste. I do agree with you though, why so small fucking knives.
>>10674463this dude has to be australian right?
>>10674467You'd think an attractive female midget could get better gigs than a meme 'straunt
>>10674414>not getting your New York pizza from NYP
>>10674485>isn't eating cheese>is eating processed grainswhat the fuck
>>10674059id give anything to be that celery
>>10674059I would love to drop a hand grenade right in the middle of those pests. They tear up part of my garden every year.
>>10674973>>10675005this of all the cheese dust that would go to waste!I guess you could use bigger knives but you'd still have to use minimum 2 knives for the same effect.
>>10674423I can't even watch this.
>>10673883It's so trashy yet I waant it. What a dirty slut.
>>10674973I always thought it was a problem of heating the cut part with a saw changing the flavour, so instead you break it open
>>10674786they are really making a case for themselves
>>10674068God I love to hate this retarded man. He even started posting his son's christian rap videos.
>>10674433Reeses puffs,Reeses puffs.
>>10674040That's phillipino and amerimutt
>>10674204she'd be doubled over in pain all the time she's not filming is she was eating like that with crohns disease
>>10674482I used to own that exact shirt when I was 12
>>10675237>>10675116>>10675005It's so you can see the texture of the cheese, the way it breaks open.
>>10674018I really hope he gets a gun when he grows up, and shoots them all.
>>10674433>HAHA DUDE SO RANDAM XD I'd happily execute people like this.
>>10674423Goddamn. Indians are disgusting
>>10675005>I think it's to be efficientI think the cost of hiring a guy exceeds the cost of the wasted cheese. Get some machine to do it. Besides. It's not like a machine can't be built that uses small knives to break it.
>>10674451This has to be fake. No way could mere lava defeat the extreme energy of a can of Monster.
>>10675359Filipinos are literally the Mexicans of Asia.
>>10675435It has defeated even the greatest of italian chefs.
>>10674451>That 600,000 year old boomer that causes millions of dollars in property damage
>>10675458Except Mexican food doesn't suck.
>>10674423WHY THE FUCK ARE INDIANS SUCH A DISGUSTING RACE?!
>>10674183i hope u r a girl its actually my fetish
>>10674457>competitive eaters defy the law of physicsYou're not fooling anybody who is even remotely intelligent.
>>10674472What ever happened to just sticking chilli up ur asshole
>>10674480Was hoping they were gunna start filling the fryers up with butter
>>10673857How big are her turds do you think?
>>10675592They're extremely painful
>>10675425It's not like you're going to hire a special cheese cutting guy, you just sit your more competent waitstaff down in front of a five minute youtube video. And >>10675392 is right, the point isn't to be more efficient, it's because you want to break parmesan along it's natural cracks, not slice it. A custom machine that did that would permanently take up an entire table's worth of space, and cost thousands of dollars.
>>10674423>mfw he drank the hand washing water
>>10675615That video is not a true representation of Indian etiquette, you’re being zoomed.Even lower caste would not do any of this.
>>10674114Why do people keep memeing this
>>10675406Woah dude...fucking epic....
>>10673863Why do you always post this like there's something wrong with it?
>>10674027Imagine the candle going right into her eyesocket
>>10674018haha lil nigga finna got dabbed on
>>10674398oh god why
>>10675873Its not the foodIts the hipster people eating normal food as if it's oo-la-la muhspecial or some shit.
>>10674954It's an old way of taking a shot.>Snort some salt>Take the shot>Bang your head on the bar disk.
>>10675937Because they're using a carafe?
why cant lazy motherfuckers make new Yuka videos?
>>10675992her hands are really sexy but I don't get the point of these smashing your face into food videos
>>10674164id like to do pic related to her
>>10675999Many fetishes don't come with rational thought.
>>10674008the heat makes the snake under the ground come up for cool air.
>>10674485>avocado is a healthier alternative to cheeseno wonder white Americans love it so much
>>10675982That and not using disposable plastic cups.
>>10675625Of course an indian namefag defends itYes, we all know it's not every indian who does it, just like not every american is obese... :^
>>10675401it really threw me off
>>10675625Yes it is and yes they would
>>10675937There is literally nothing wrong with eating Mediterranean food like that. You're put that oolala context because you're really insecure
>>10674499I need it
>>10674433>>10674454everything after 1999 was a mistake.
>>10674463ive actually done this before, quite a few times when i was younger and stupid except i think i squeezed the lemon juice into my eye and didnt rub it. its actually not quite as bad as youd think and you dont even remember taking the tequila
>>10676167I like LCD monitors and widescreen resolutions
>>10674068I see the ring I close the webm
>>10676191I was attempting hyperbole, and I agree. But I cannot parse why these obnoxious people are watched. I identify strongly with the 30 something year old boomer meme.
>>10675058This one looks tasty
>>10675058Ragequit when he uses a fork to break up the meat.
>>10675992My girlfriend's fetish is people getting covered in creams and slime etc. Are there videos where she puts her face in a pie or cupcake?
>>10676272https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/Post some pics of your girlfriend's feet with icing on them.
>>10676286She's in another state than I am right now. I think she'd let me put it on her pretty feet but she prefers face and she wouldn't let me take a face pic. Seems unlikely for the near future I'll get an icing feet pic.
>>10676286And thanks for the link, although I don't think bread is what I'm looking for so I'll dig for a bit
>>10675058>yumblack people are a meme
>>10674458>carrot tartareI'm fuckin triggered
>>10674473I'd eat the fuck outta that. I'd probably end up eating it before the egg part though.
>>10675746Has science gone too far?
>>10674526Fun fact: the owner hates fat people and made the restaurant in hopes they die of obesity.
>>10676167i bet they had to do like 12-15 takes and poor joe had to eat like 3 pounds of steak
>>10676500and then they figured out that he wasn't the head chef at all but an escaped mental patient who had stolen the outfit somewhere
>>10674423A-A-At leas n-nice dishware?U-Unusual dishware
>>10676498>His business isn't doing well and he's exactly what America, if not the whole planet, needs right nowIt's such a shame.
>>10674480Is this long lost brother of Gordon Ramsay?
>>10674114high metabolism is a "rare condition" now?
>>10675526right? kids these days...
>>10674973Do you know what happends when you saw wet wood?And you are creating heat.So, always use knife for cheese.
>>10676233That's not the problem.
>>10676664No it's his future son.
>>10674467I miss Madeline Grace, you know she died in a car accident outside of the city the morning of the day that the vegas shooting happened.
>>10676122>>10675937The only legit argument I've seen against this is drinking raki with a summer table. Fucking nothing
>>10675099That's a cucumber, idiot
>>10675435It didn't defeat it, the lava is powered by it. How do you think volcanoes get their burst?
>>10673941I would honestly be grossed out a lot more by shit that smells like the food that went into it.
>>10675883FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
>>10674499Heart attaco town
>>10675005 >waste>>10675116 >dust>>10675237 >heat>>10676701 >heatUse a cheese wire. https://youtu.be/E-JgpU4WtzU
>>10676014Does that oyster have a dick, what the hell?
>>10677223yeah and a lot of people on the west coast eat the dick. They just can't get enough dick over there
>>10674027>>10674018God damn. My family is Mexican but we never went that far. Mostly because most of us want to eat the cake afterwards.
>>10674398I thought this was going to be some gross vegan thing but I see now it's something far worse.
>>10676758>all those poos using their bare feet and handsAbsolutely disgusting aids
>>10673863>People Eatingmore like hipsters eating
>>10674485>use a cheese substitute>sprinkles cheese at the end
>>10675592>>10675595>>10675608Why the fuck did I laugh
>>10674423this is how real men eat, I love it
I want to stuff burgers down her throat till her stomach is rock hard and she begs me to stop.
>>10674467My brothers "dream" is to visit that place one day.
>>106750583 packs of [shitty brand] cheese>murricans>blacks
>>10676658>poos standing on the food why
>>10677422>ate a live cat
>>10677507That looks delicious.
>>10677507the thumbnail is a little deceptive but this is 100% food and cooking related, I swear.
>>10677648>was ejected from the hospital after eating a toddler
>>10677084>>10674973Found a tool that's basically what you're suggesting, it's hard to see in the webm but you unwind a cheesewire then use the crank to pull it through, presumably because it's too difficult to get through parmesan without leverage. I don't know how that mounted scoring knife is supposed to help though.
>>10674027>I'm gonna make the candles disappear!>tadaa!
>>10677648tarrare is based
>>10677507i hate thots so muchwould still smash tho
>>10677025>not having a gf that farts BBQWhy even live?
>>10677716so she's not overage?
>>10674369I wasn't aware that cockroaches ate vegetables.
>>10674482He eats like a dinosaur.
>>10674786>>10675307That's from brazilian cuckland of São Paulo. Note the mashed potatoes.
>>10677566Because Indians must always do their things in the most precarious and unhygienic way conceivable.
>>10678074that's just a meme. the only thing they do wrong is wiping their asses with their bare hands, and blaming religion on not washing afterwards
>>10678081And not knowing what is the concept of soap, and bathing and drinking water of a river they use to wash clothes and discard corpses, and walking in sandals all they long to in the end of the day use their bare feet to cook (in the motherfucking floor). What else? Oh yeah, you should see how they build and demolish buildings. Their daily practices would trigger a heart attack in the head of human resources.
>>10678107Forgot about feeding boars with fetuses.
>>10678093ha i get itit's a fart room, cutting the cheese
>>10678093this kills the cheese
>>10674414>detroit style pizzaThis is actually a thing? Is that what Jet's is?
>>10675734>disgusting slop vs pure gold
>>10674074lol they don't even really smell like anything
>>10678107the mix of fat from the bodies with the ash results in a rudimentary soap and they eventually figured that out because washing their clothes downstream of funeral pyres made them cleaner
>>10678179rectangular, deep fluffy crust, burnt cheese on the edges (the best part actually)
>>10678215Aaand the rest went in the garbage
>>10673864Yes there is.
>>10678238That's fucking a sicilian slice. NY probably does it better.
>>10678238just like Jet's, a fairly local pizza chainI've lived in the metro Detroit area most all my life and didn't know that that was specifically " Detroit style pizza"
>>10678267why'd she get TWO SCOOPS then?
>>10678296It needs to be a certain size before she'll put her mouth on it
>>10677716Anything with tits like that is okay to fuck.
>>10678275Please tell me she shits all that in one sitting.
>>10675883Did it actually go or were they just squashed/went through the cake "harmlessly"?Any background info on the clip etc...
>>10678215>wipes mouth with hand>immediately touches her hair with itnasty ass ho
>>10678284na grandma slices have less burnt cheese
>>10677699The cheesewire is not going to be able to bite through the skin. the mounted knife is for that, and being mounted it mantains a perfect level
>>10678477Why do all women do this while eating?>>10678215>>10677507Both wipe their hands in their fucking hair, what the hell.
>>10674544>how we know you are a fellow amerilard
>>10678551I phrased that poorly, I meant it seemed awkward to push and rotate the wheel against the mounted knife, so I wonder if there's a clamp or something not shown that helps with that.
>>10674572I'm about a day behind you on my run, if I was capable of jarking off to food there's not a doubt in my mind I'd be 3 loads deep by now.
>>10674492For some reason, the dude's face at the beginning annoys me to no end.
>>10674059>Hard BlushYeah sounds about right.
>>10676758>>10676752>>10676658>>10676654Thanks for posting these, I found it very interesting.
>>10678596I would love to try this
>>10678215Why is she only wearing a bra?
>>10678882this made me super uncomfortable, that poo is just asking for it
>>10678785I've eaten there, it's good but kinda heavy on the carbs for how much dal you get
>>10674451NO /sip/S ALLOWED
>>10678893There’s a 4chan browser app called The Chan that plays webms now. Sorry.>tfw this is the first time I’ve ever phone posted
>>10678964The jig is up!
>>10674074needs to be put down
>>10679060I always hated these webms, but now they're making them into fucking car commercials? This shit should be instabanned.
>>10678893VLC lets you watch webms on iPhone, fuck off
>>10679073>breaks the pasta
>>10679087>that pause>plain dry toast>that chewing
>>10674018King of the Egg Fort: Origins
>>10675058Fuckin gross as hell. Too much cheese.
>>10678882RIP to rajeesh's fingers
>>10678838yeah it is strange, it's like one of those nightmares where you go out in public and realize you forgot to put on pants, though it seems like she hasn't even noticed she forgot
>>10679044it was - onto the plate
>>10678882This made me so anxious I almost couldn't finish watching it
>>10679060Why the hell do they just add avocado randomly? Is this some sort of fucking in joke?
>>10675484 was getting caught part of your plan?
>>10674781>That whole mountain of shit was only the first tier
>>10679060what the fuck is this garbage? jesus christ
>>10674423I have to admit it would feel liberating to just go to town on some nice proper Indian food. Fuck forks and knives, clean hands are way superior.
>>10675058>not using breakfast sausage for the Ro*Tel dip
>>10679513I don't think the hands are clean in india
>>10675734How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?
>>10674973They don't cut it per se, they break it. It's traditional for one, and also reveals quality much more clearly than a cut. Besides, three spades and a few taps is easier than the friction of a wire that needs both more force and is less predictable.
>>10675883i think that is what happens. i see this posted in rekt threads sometimes so i assume thats what happens.
>>10679087>Though nutritionally lacking, this human food is quit palatable. As the homo sapiens say, "delish!"
>>10679542By quitting his job as an egg-breaking-machine operator.
>>10677507Doesn't even chew, what the fuck. Spits it out after I suspect. But damn I want milk now.
>>10677566>what is cooking your food
>>10679626How does one cook feces out of their food?
>>10679634the problem with feces is the bacterial load, which is killed during cooking. very few gut bacteria produce heat stable toxins, unlike the stuff that gives you food poisoning
>>10679634>what is heat
>>10674114It's not even a condition, humans just dont produce enough acids and cultures to break down that much stuff.
>>10679513It is fun to use hands for eating once in a while, especially when one is very hungry. Kind of fulfills that primal urge.
>>10679750being a man-child has nothing to do with primal urge, lmao. if you want to fill primal urge, eat raw meat.
>>10675058Everything about this video makes me angry. I feel like the shitty text post processing and how it keeps re-aligning is the icing on the diarrhea cake.
>>10675021this is actually an australian thing. No joke, its popular in Adelaide.
new thread >>10679826
>>10677507Damn, she must have back problems.
>>10679654>>10679660>Willingly eating shit
>>10674018>>10674027>2018>Still no wall
>>10679087Ah yes normal human breakfast with the human-favorite "toast"
>>10674414Reminder that NY pizza is overrated and not all that appetizing honestly.
>>10678215>Tries to get attention and give the video some appeal by only having a bra on>is a chestlet so it doesn't workLMAOing @ her life rightnow
>>10675937You know it's Bulgarians eating their normal food, right?
>>10676093Literally only Americans actually use those red cup things. Everyone else just drinks their alcohol out of the can/bottle/box/bag it came in.
>>10677507You can tell she's a cunt just from looking at her, not to mention her tits try to hide the fact she's almost a landwhale.
>>10674499>HURRR DURR DO AMURILARDS REALLY EAT THIS XDDDDD