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>> No.10673864

So this she-Jap is basically hollow, right?
Are there before and after pictures of her stomach?

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>> No.10673890

she has worms in her stomach that eats most of the food

>> No.10673899

Do we ever get videos of her poops

>> No.10673920

That would explain why she isn't fat, not how she fits it all inside her
She eats like a quarter of her body weight

>> No.10673941

not true, she's got some sort of intestinal disorder so she barely absorbs any nutrients from her food. i can't even imagine what her shits look/smell like

>> No.10673958

No, which is a shame because her name is literally Kinoshita.

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how does this happen?
are there pipes in the sand or something?

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>> No.10674031

I thought she had some kind of metabolism issue where she just processes everything really fast?

>> No.10674040

Goddamn Mexicans

>> No.10674041

Why did you bother making this webm and why do you post it every thread?

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>> No.10674056

Well thanks a lot, I needed those sides and you went and destroyed them.

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>> No.10674070

Throwing up off camera, always keeps enough liquid to keep it less painful. Also its jap donalds. So not not hard to keep down.

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>> No.10674080

She's done live "eats" before

>> No.10674088

Is this how murderers are made?

>> No.10674089

this kills the amerilard

>> No.10674110

you need a break, lad.

>> No.10674114

Nah. She has this rare condition where her body absorbs very little from what she eats. The rest, which is almost all of it, she shits out.

>> No.10674141

if you want to know a bit of the science behind her, her stomach can expand much more than a normal person allowing her to binge. when she does, the stretch response causes her bowels to empty causing her to shit everything out undigested. if she doesn't binge she will gain weight normally. if she binges continuously she will shit everything out before she can absorb or digest anything. theres a vid of her being scanned by a doctor. i think most competitive eaters have this mutation.

>> No.10674157

A corn kernel or peanut is great, but shitting out a whole burger would be awesome

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If I wanst a diabetic alcoholic I'd give one of those a try but It's beer time!

>> No.10674183

How do I get like this, please?

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>> No.10674204

>intestinal disorder so she barely absorbs any nutrients from her food.

People with Chron's barely absorb nutrients. They have to eat 5,000+ calories per day to stay normal bmi and that's with a digestive system that has sharp pains every bite

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>> No.10674386

God damn it just fucking imagine the savage dumps she takes, they must be so fucking big.

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>> No.10674428

I would pay good money to watch her poop after a binge

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you can train yourself by binging. "normal" competitive eaters binge water to stretch out their stomach and it's not a meme, tensile stress on tissue induces cell division which why fat people keep their loose skin after losing weight. the cell division is permanent. if you really want to nerd out you can approximate kinoshita's colon to a chromatography column and model it using the Van Deemter equation. to absorb something you need a certain residence time (how long something resides in a location). because she binges, she's forcing everything out her ass and and decreases the residence time of the food below the time required for absorption. it's all really interesting how my degree is applicable to analyzing the colon of a japanese binge eater.

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>> No.10674481

America is sucha fucking joke

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>> No.10674511

I will never not laugh at that

>> No.10674522


god i wish that were me

>> No.10674526


When Christ returns, I hope he sees this first. It's literally everything wrong with the world in one place.

>> No.10674544

>afraid of vegetable
>gives her a fucking Brussels sprout
That's like throwing someone with arachnophobia into a pit full of tarantulas on the first session

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>> No.10674558


God I wish that were me

>> No.10674572

Been fasting for 5 days now. Thank God these threads aren't the equivalent of porn threads when you try to do nofap.

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>> No.10674786

Are Mexicans the worst people on Earth?

>> No.10674794

you're supposed to keep the makers marks and inspection marks intact you fuck. you also don't need more than two knives.

>> No.10674808

brussels sprouts are only awful if they are under or overcooked. the secret is to get the small-medium ones and cut them in half first. cut them in half.


>> No.10674829

I hate jack.

>> No.10674954

I'm guessing he lost a bet

>> No.10674973

>let's cut this giant-ass cheesewheel with the tiniest knives imaginable

this video pisses me off every time i see it. why not just take a giant saw and cut it?

>> No.10675005

I think it's to be efficient. like, for say, you try and cut it with a saws-all, more waste. I do agree with you though, why so small fucking knives.

>> No.10675021

this dude has to be australian right?

>> No.10675057

You'd think an attractive female midget could get better gigs than a meme 'straunt

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>not getting your New York pizza from NYP

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>> No.10675081

>isn't eating cheese
>is eating processed grains

what the fuck

>> No.10675095

fuckn classic

>> No.10675099

id give anything to be that celery

>> No.10675104

I would love to drop a hand grenade right in the middle of those pests. They tear up part of my garden every year.

>> No.10675116

this of all the cheese dust that would go to waste!

I guess you could use bigger knives but you'd still have to use minimum 2 knives for the same effect.

>> No.10675192

I can't even watch this.

>> No.10675230

It's so trashy yet I waant it. What a dirty slut.

>> No.10675237

I always thought it was a problem of heating the cut part with a saw changing the flavour, so instead you break it open

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>> No.10675307

they are really making a case for themselves

>> No.10675335

God I love to hate this retarded man. He even started posting his son's christian rap videos.

>> No.10675353

Reeses puffs,
Reeses puffs.

>> No.10675359

That's phillipino and amerimutt

>> No.10675367

she'd be doubled over in pain all the time she's not filming is she was eating like that with crohns disease

>> No.10675368

I used to own that exact shirt when I was 12

>> No.10675392

It's so you can see the texture of the cheese, the way it breaks open.

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>> No.10675403

I really hope he gets a gun when he grows up, and shoots them all.

>> No.10675406

I'd happily execute people like this.

>> No.10675407

Goddamn. Indians are disgusting

>> No.10675425

>I think it's to be efficient
I think the cost of hiring a guy exceeds the cost of the wasted cheese. Get some machine to do it.

Besides. It's not like a machine can't be built that uses small knives to break it.

>> No.10675435

This has to be fake. No way could mere lava defeat the extreme energy of a can of Monster.

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Filipinos are literally the Mexicans of Asia.

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It has defeated even the greatest of italian chefs.

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>That 600,000 year old boomer that causes millions of dollars in property damage

>> No.10675478

Except Mexican food doesn't suck.

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>> No.10675504

i hope u r a girl its actually my fetish

>> No.10675516

>competitive eaters defy the law of physics
You're not fooling anybody who is even remotely intelligent.

>> No.10675526


What ever happened to just sticking chilli up ur asshole

>> No.10675530


Was hoping they were gunna start filling the fryers up with butter

>> No.10675592

How big are her turds do you think?

>> No.10675595

They're extremely painful

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>> No.10675608

for loo

>> No.10675613

It's not like you're going to hire a special cheese cutting guy, you just sit your more competent waitstaff down in front of a five minute youtube video. And >>10675392 is right, the point isn't to be more efficient, it's because you want to break parmesan along it's natural cracks, not slice it. A custom machine that did that would permanently take up an entire table's worth of space, and cost thousands of dollars.

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>mfw he drank the hand washing water

>> No.10675625

That video is not a true representation of Indian etiquette, you’re being zoomed.
Even lower caste would not do any of this.

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jesus wept

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Why do people keep memeing this

>> No.10675784

Woah dude...fucking epic....

>> No.10675873

Why do you always post this like there's something wrong with it?

>> No.10675883

Imagine the candle going right into her eyesocket

>> No.10675899

haha lil nigga finna got dabbed on

>> No.10675920

oh god why

>> No.10675937

Its not the food
Its the hipster people eating normal food as if it's oo-la-la muhspecial or some shit.

>> No.10675975

It's an old way of taking a shot.
>Snort some salt
>Take the shot
>Bang your head on the bar disk.

>> No.10675982

Because they're using a carafe?

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why cant lazy motherfuckers make new Yuka videos?

>> No.10675999

her hands are really sexy but I don't get the point of these smashing your face into food videos

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id like to do pic related to her

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>> No.10676052

Many fetishes don't come with rational thought.

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>> No.10676066


the heat makes the snake under the ground come up for cool air.

>> No.10676081

>avocado is a healthier alternative to cheese
no wonder white Americans love it so much

>> No.10676093


That and not using disposable plastic cups.

>> No.10676095

Of course an indian namefag defends it

Yes, we all know it's not every indian who does it, just like not every american is obese... :^

>> No.10676106

it really threw me off

>> No.10676117

Yes it is and yes they would

>> No.10676122

There is literally nothing wrong with eating Mediterranean food like that. You're put that oolala context because you're really insecure

>> No.10676146

I need it

>> No.10676167
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everything after 1999 was a mistake.

>> No.10676185

ive actually done this before, quite a few times when i was younger and stupid except i think i squeezed the lemon juice into my eye and didnt rub it. its actually not quite as bad as youd think and you dont even remember taking the tequila

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>> No.10676191

I like LCD monitors and widescreen resolutions

>> No.10676196

I see the ring I close the webm

>> No.10676205

I was attempting hyperbole, and I agree. But I cannot parse why these obnoxious people are watched. I identify strongly with the 30 something year old boomer meme.

>> No.10676215

This one looks tasty

>> No.10676233

Ragequit when he uses a fork to break up the meat.

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>> No.10676272

My girlfriend's fetish is people getting covered in creams and slime etc. Are there videos where she puts her face in a pie or cupcake?

>> No.10676286


Post some pics of your girlfriend's feet with icing on them.

>> No.10676357

She's in another state than I am right now. I think she'd let me put it on her pretty feet but she prefers face and she wouldn't let me take a face pic. Seems unlikely for the near future I'll get an icing feet pic.

>> No.10676363

And thanks for the link, although I don't think bread is what I'm looking for so I'll dig for a bit

>> No.10676408

black people are a meme

>> No.10676415

>carrot tartare
I'm fuckin triggered

>> No.10676431

I'd eat the fuck outta that. I'd probably end up eating it before the egg part though.

>> No.10676490

Has science gone too far?

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>> No.10676498

Fun fact: the owner hates fat people and made the restaurant in hopes they die of obesity.

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>> No.10676516

i bet they had to do like 12-15 takes and poor joe had to eat like 3 pounds of steak

>> No.10676524

and then they figured out that he wasn't the head chef at all but an escaped mental patient who had stolen the outfit somewhere

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A-A-At leas n-nice dishware?
U-Unusual dishware

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>His business isn't doing well and he's exactly what America, if not the whole planet, needs right now
It's such a shame.

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>> No.10676664

Is this long lost brother of Gordon Ramsay?

>> No.10676667

high metabolism is a "rare condition" now?

>> No.10676695

right? kids these days...

>> No.10676701

Do you know what happends when you saw wet wood?
And you are creating heat.
So, always use knife for cheese.

>> No.10676706

That's not the problem.

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No it's his future son.

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>> No.10676848

I miss Madeline Grace, you know she died in a car accident outside of the city the morning of the day that the vegas shooting happened.

>> No.10676957

The only legit argument I've seen against this is drinking raki with a summer table. Fucking nothing

>> No.10676970

That's a cucumber, idiot

>> No.10677002

It didn't defeat it, the lava is powered by it. How do you think volcanoes get their burst?

>> No.10677025

I would honestly be grossed out a lot more by shit that smells like the food that went into it.

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>> No.10677072

Heart attaco town

>> No.10677084

Use a cheese wire. https://youtu.be/E-JgpU4WtzU

>> No.10677223

Does that oyster have a dick, what the hell?

>> No.10677233

yeah and a lot of people on the west coast eat the dick. They just can't get enough dick over there

>> No.10677267

God damn. My family is Mexican but we never went that far. Mostly because most of us want to eat the cake afterwards.

>> No.10677272

I thought this was going to be some gross vegan thing but I see now it's something far worse.

>> No.10677348

>all those poos using their bare feet and hands
Absolutely disgusting aids

>> No.10677391

>People Eating
more like hipsters eating

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>use a cheese substitute
>sprinkles cheese at the end

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Why the fuck did I laugh

>> No.10677415

this is how real men eat, I love it

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>> No.10677436

I want to stuff burgers down her throat till her stomach is rock hard and she begs me to stop.

>> No.10677457
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My brothers "dream" is to visit that place one day.

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>> No.10677508

3 packs of [shitty brand] cheese


>> No.10677566

>poos standing on the food

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>ate a live cat

>> No.10677651

That looks delicious.

>> No.10677672

the thumbnail is a little deceptive but this is 100% food and cooking related, I swear.

>> No.10677675

>was ejected from the hospital after eating a toddler

>> No.10677699
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Found a tool that's basically what you're suggesting, it's hard to see in the webm but you unwind a cheesewire then use the crank to pull it through, presumably because it's too difficult to get through parmesan without leverage. I don't know how that mounted scoring knife is supposed to help though.

>> No.10677716

she's 16

>> No.10677734

The burger?

>> No.10677749
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>I'm gonna make the candles disappear!

>> No.10677753

tarrare is based

>> No.10677760

i hate thots so much
would still smash tho

>> No.10677834

Yes, and?

>> No.10677898

>not having a gf that farts BBQ
Why even live?

>> No.10677901

so she's not overage?

>> No.10677910

I wasn't aware that cockroaches ate vegetables.

>> No.10677972

He eats like a dinosaur.

>> No.10677980

That's from brazilian cuckland of São Paulo. Note the mashed potatoes.

>> No.10677985
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>> No.10678074

Because Indians must always do their things in the most precarious and unhygienic way conceivable.

>> No.10678081

that's just a meme. the only thing they do wrong is wiping their asses with their bare hands, and blaming religion on not washing afterwards

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>> No.10678107

And not knowing what is the concept of soap, and bathing and drinking water of a river they use to wash clothes and discard corpses, and walking in sandals all they long to in the end of the day use their bare feet to cook (in the motherfucking floor). What else? Oh yeah, you should see how they build and demolish buildings. Their daily practices would trigger a heart attack in the head of human resources.

>> No.10678115

Forgot about feeding boars with fetuses.

>> No.10678136

ha i get it
it's a fart room, cutting the cheese

>> No.10678162

this kills the cheese

>> No.10678179

>detroit style pizza
This is actually a thing? Is that what Jet's is?

>> No.10678182

>disgusting slop vs pure gold

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>> No.10678204

lol they don't even really smell like anything

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>> No.10678231

the mix of fat from the bodies with the ash results in a rudimentary soap and they eventually figured that out because washing their clothes downstream of funeral pyres made them cleaner

>> No.10678238

rectangular, deep fluffy crust, burnt cheese on the edges (the best part actually)

>> No.10678267

Aaand the rest went in the garbage

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Yes there is.

>> No.10678284

That's fucking a sicilian slice. NY probably does it better.

>> No.10678286

just like Jet's, a fairly local pizza chain
I've lived in the metro Detroit area most all my life and didn't know that that was specifically " Detroit style pizza"

>> No.10678296

why'd she get TWO SCOOPS then?

>> No.10678303

It needs to be a certain size before she'll put her mouth on it

>> No.10678377

Anything with tits like that is okay to fuck.

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Please tell me she shits all that in one sitting.

>> No.10678413

Did it actually go or were they just squashed/went through the cake "harmlessly"?
Any background info on the clip etc...

>> No.10678477

>wipes mouth with hand
>immediately touches her hair with it
nasty ass ho

>> No.10678484

na grandma slices have less burnt cheese

>> No.10678551

The cheesewire is not going to be able to bite through the skin. the mounted knife is for that, and being mounted it mantains a perfect level

>> No.10678569

Why do all women do this while eating?
Both wipe their hands in their fucking hair, what the hell.

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>> No.10678609

>how we know you are a fellow amerilard

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>> No.10678659

I phrased that poorly, I meant it seemed awkward to push and rotate the wheel against the mounted knife, so I wonder if there's a clamp or something not shown that helps with that.

>> No.10678729

I'm about a day behind you on my run, if I was capable of jarking off to food there's not a doubt in my mind I'd be 3 loads deep by now.

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>> No.10678754

For some reason, the dude's face at the beginning annoys me to no end.

>> No.10678767

>Hard Blush
Yeah sounds about right.

>> No.10678785

Thanks for posting these, I found it very interesting.

>> No.10678798

I would love to try this

>> No.10678804

You can.

>> No.10678838

Why is she only wearing a bra?

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>> No.10678939

this made me super uncomfortable, that poo is just asking for it

>> No.10678943

I've eaten there, it's good but kinda heavy on the carbs for how much dal you get

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There’s a 4chan browser app called The Chan that plays webms now. Sorry.

>tfw this is the first time I’ve ever phone posted

>> No.10678970

The jig is up!

>> No.10679044

needs to be put down

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>> No.10679072


I always hated these webms, but now they're making them into fucking car commercials? This shit should be instabanned.

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>> No.10679146

VLC lets you watch webms on iPhone, fuck off

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>breaks the pasta

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>that pause
>plain dry toast
>that chewing

>> No.10679205

full video

>> No.10679215

>my girlfriends

>> No.10679228

King of the Egg Fort: Origins

>> No.10679244

Fuckin gross as hell. Too much cheese.

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>> No.10679270

RIP to rajeesh's fingers

>> No.10679275

yeah it is strange, it's like one of those nightmares where you go out in public and realize you forgot to put on pants, though it seems like she hasn't even noticed she forgot

>> No.10679283

it was - onto the plate

>> No.10679291

This made me so anxious I almost couldn't finish watching it

>> No.10679304

Why the hell do they just add avocado randomly? Is this some sort of fucking in joke?

>> No.10679357

was getting caught part of your plan?

>> No.10679379

fucking moron

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>That whole mountain of shit was only the first tier

>> No.10679444

actual retard

>> No.10679463

what the fuck is this garbage? jesus christ

>> No.10679513

I have to admit it would feel liberating to just go to town on some nice proper Indian food. Fuck forks and knives, clean hands are way superior.

>> No.10679531


>not using breakfast sausage for the Ro*Tel dip

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I don't think the hands are clean in india

>> No.10679542

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10679546

They don't cut it per se, they break it. It's traditional for one, and also reveals quality much more clearly than a cut. Besides, three spades and a few taps is easier than the friction of a wire that needs both more force and is less predictable.

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>clean hands

>> No.10679561

i think that is what happens. i see this posted in rekt threads sometimes so i assume thats what happens.

>> No.10679574

>Though nutritionally lacking, this human food is quit palatable. As the homo sapiens say, "delish!"

>> No.10679580

By quitting his job as an egg-breaking-machine operator.

>> No.10679586

Doesn't even chew, what the fuck. Spits it out after I suspect. But damn I want milk now.

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>what is cooking your food

>> No.10679634

How does one cook feces out of their food?

>> No.10679654

the problem with feces is the bacterial load, which is killed during cooking. very few gut bacteria produce heat stable toxins, unlike the stuff that gives you food poisoning

>> No.10679660

>what is heat

>> No.10679661

It's not even a condition, humans just dont produce enough acids and cultures to break down that much stuff.

>> No.10679750

It is fun to use hands for eating once in a while, especially when one is very hungry. Kind of fulfills that primal urge.

>> No.10679763

being a man-child has nothing to do with primal urge, lmao. if you want to fill primal urge, eat raw meat.

>> No.10679777

Everything about this video makes me angry. I feel like the shitty text post processing and how it keeps re-aligning is the icing on the diarrhea cake.

>> No.10679785

he gay

>> No.10679827

this is actually an australian thing. No joke, its popular in Adelaide.

>> No.10679830

new thread


>> No.10679846

Damn, she must have back problems.

>> No.10679850

>Willingly eating shit

>> No.10679981

>Still no wall

>> No.10679983

Ah yes normal human breakfast with the human-favorite "toast"

>> No.10680161

Reminder that NY pizza is overrated and not all that appetizing honestly.

>> No.10680300

>Tries to get attention and give the video some appeal by only having a bra on
>is a chestlet so it doesn't work
LMAOing @ her life rightnow

>> No.10680749

You know it's Bulgarians eating their normal food, right?

>> No.10680752

Literally only Americans actually use those red cup things. Everyone else just drinks their alcohol out of the can/bottle/box/bag it came in.

>> No.10680761

You can tell she's a cunt just from looking at her, not to mention her tits try to hide the fact she's almost a landwhale.

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