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Is there anything more depressing than the aging alcoholics who linger at these types of dining establishments late at night? At least the crowd at dive bars is accepting of their state and form communities where they all can enjoy themselves together. The people who hang at places like Applebee's and Chili's seem to be more of the Hawaiian shirt wearing divorcee dads and "21 at 55, still partyin' hard" never-been-marrieds who are all there in hopes that some of the younger crowd wants to stick around after 10pm to listen to them drunkenly scream the lyrics to Hotel California and other overplayed retro hits, hoping to bring home a college aged girl/guy.

ITT: Most depressing restaurant patrons.

>> No.10662993

I'm depressed even knowing that you're familiar enough with this to have known such people

>> No.10663077

>>10662985

they are a restaurant chain that builds a shit bar in the middle of their buildings and are generally located on major highways/interstate exits. Idk what you expected.

I get more depressed at the sheer amount of homosexuals that work at those type of places. Basically fag and dyke central at those chains wherever you go. Disgusting and unsanitary

>> No.10663090

>>10662985
Hey wow that was a really awful take at imitating Bill Burr. Open the window and jump out, thank you.

>> No.10663180

>>10662985
My county seat just got an applebees since they voted that they could be permitted to serve alcohol in a previously dry county. I need to take a pic sometime because it's literally packed on a friday night with fat fucking inbreds who think they've hit the big leagues with their very own applebees, lol. Don't forget, these troglodytes vote. Someone put me out of my misery, please.

>> No.10663189

even more depressing than that, is 4chan mods and janitors who sit here 24/7 picking pus out of their full body zits.

>> No.10663497

>>10662985
The guys I went to school with at the bar inside the bowling alley in the same city we graduated high school. I thought visiting my home town wouldn't make me feel such emotions, but I guess not everyone moves on, I just thought it was a trope.

>> No.10663531

>>10662985
>"21 at 55, still partyin' hard" never-been-marrieds
This is my co-worker to a T. 40 years old and he talks about going after girls half his age. At one point he admitted to being the kind of guy who went to college house parties in his late 20's/ very early 30's.

>> No.10663548

>>10663180
kek. My hometown had a fucking fit when a Hooters first went in. Local news went all "WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?" about it too, despite there being a multitude of actual strip clubs already existing.

>> No.10663582

>>10663090
Never heard Bill Burr once in my life, I don't watch much TV and modern stand-up bores me. Sorry that observations trigger you so much.

>> No.10665453

>>10663497
Why would everybody move from his hometown?
Why would you abandon all your family and friends?

>> No.10665487

>>10665453
Better career prospects. I don't want to live in a literal cow town halfway between my state capitol and the other large metro area I'm currently in being a grocery guy till I retire on my dollars a day.

>> No.10665872

>>10663077
>unsanitary
I really don't think they let the gays mount each other at work
probably have to go outside for a smoke break and perform sodomy behind the dumpster like the straight people do