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Anonymous Sat May 26 18:07:37 2018 No.10662244 [Reply] [Original]

For me, it's Secret Aardvark
The Best Hot Sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 18:08:23 2018 No.10662246 >>10662244 Yo VARKHEADS ASSEMBLE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 18:09:42 2018 No.10662252 non-varker here. why is vark so good? why should I try it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 18:12:08 2018 No.10662263 >>10662252 Sweet but not too sweet. Spicy but not too spicy. It's perfect for avocado toast And you can feel good because you're supporting a local small business.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 18:13:18 2018 No.10662268 File: 368 KB, 1296x2052, IMG_20180521_080030_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10662252 It's an interesting combination of like an island jerk flavor and a southwest spice. Give it a try dude and ignore the memes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 18:13:52 2018 No.10662271 >>10662252 >why is vark so good? because the shill money is too good to turn down.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 18:21:48 2018 No.10662316 amazon varkhead checking in, halfway through my bottle 2 weeks in.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 19:05:23 2018 No.10662510 File: 995 KB, 3024x3024, My hot sauce collection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rate my hot sauce collection, fellow 'Varkers?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 19:07:23 2018 No.10662519 They sell 'vark near me! I'm gonna get some. It better be good you cunts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 19:09:32 2018 No.10662533 >>10662510 That'd last me like a month Hahaha, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 19:11:06 2018 No.10662547 >>10662510 Looks like ya got everything ya need, Var/ck/er Brother!

Anonymous Sat May 26 19:37:49 2018 No.10662660
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>>10662252
you shouldn't. It's a forgettable hot sauce that's not better than any standard chipotle mayo/sriracha mayo/hot sauce.

This wouldn't normally be a big deal, but it's priced at literally 6x that of identical products. It's a complete rip off, and its only success comes from paid internet shills.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 19:55:21 2018 No.10662746 >>10662244 im probably going to try this. ur shilling is working

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 20:00:33 2018 No.10662765 >>10662252 its shit and expensive but its a meme and trendy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:12:49 2018 No.10663089 File: 404 KB, 1600x1200, soy nuggets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what do you guys like to use your 'Vark sauce on? For me it's soy nuggets.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:15:11 2018 No.10663103 I want that aardvark to suck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:17:21 2018 No.10663114 File: 191 KB, 680x638, 15618521374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10662263 >avocado toast

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:19:26 2018 No.10663121 File: 51 KB, 413x243, 49ADA368-45F0-4FD7-BCD0-535A23CDD4EB.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The wifey and Jamal found my stash of ‘vark sauce in the Prius!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:21:05 2018 No.10663127 aardvark is probably the best hot sauce i ever had on pizza, but it's too fucking expensive to order in canada.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:27:01 2018 No.10663161 >>10663121 uh oh, sounds like reparations night is coming early for you. I'm so sorry, fellow 'Varker <3

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 21:31:36 2018 No.10663186 >>10663127 >aardvark is probably the best hot sauce i ever had on pizza Tabasco

Anonymous Sun May 27 00:20:40 2018 No.10663910
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>Le I hate it because it's popular

Its a solid sauce, extremely overpriced though.

Reasonable shoppers prefer El Yucateco habanero hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 00:21:44 2018 No.10663914 >>10663089 >overprocessed fake meat Do Americans really buy this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 01:08:24 2018 No.10664042 File: 61 KB, 460x395, 1461045794296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw my wife's bull brings me some 'vark when he comes over everyday

Anonymous Sun May 27 05:35:45 2018 No.10664786
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>>10662252
I was skeptical but I ordered some. It's honestly got a really nice flavor. Not too hot, not too vinegary, nice and thick, it's really fruity when you first taste it but then you get like notes of mustard and the habanero of course.

It's definitely a keeper for me at least, even if it is a little pricy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 05:39:24 2018 No.10664795 >>10663910 I almost use that exclusively. Priced right at Wally World.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 05:49:19 2018 No.10664816 File: 152 KB, 768x1024, 1515933097967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 06:18:06 2018 No.10664877 File: 67 KB, 720x1280, photo_2018-05-27_05-17-21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10664816 Am I blowing your fuckin' mind right now, dude??

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 07:17:15 2018 No.10664999 >>10664877 Nope what's blowing my mind is seeing your pic and then this pic >>10662268 I assumed it was two different bottle sizes, like first poster was holding a sample bottle. But nope you just have baby hands

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 07:26:37 2018 No.10665014 File: 142 KB, 500x753, Salma Hayek smirk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10664877 No, but we're all positive that you're blowing your first cousin right now, hick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 07:27:29 2018 No.10665017 >>10663186 tabasco is perfect for pizza and fried chicken, patrician taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 07:30:42 2018 No.10665026 >>10665014 Your skin is the wrong color.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 07:32:53 2018 No.10665030 A hot sauce thread being cancerous Who would have imagined such a thing? Everyone in this thread, end your life now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 07:34:50 2018 No.10665035 >>10662660 What's a cheaper comparable product that you would recommend?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 09:58:54 2018 No.10665352 >>10665030 But you're in the thread too. Are you going to kys yourself too now?

Anonymous Sun May 27 15:14:14 2018 No.10666663

>>10662252
^ this guy again
>get bottle of 'vark today
>hotter than I expected it to be based on people here saying it's not hot
>tastes pretty good
>did cost $6.50 but I'm willing to pay extra for the fact that this is genuine 'vark
thanks /ck/ basically everything you said was true

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 15:15:43 2018 No.10666675 >>10666663 Welcome to the VARcity VARKsquad

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 15:18:18 2018 No.10666688 >>10662244 My wife's boyfriend brought me a bottle of Vark when him and her got back from a vacation last week. It's pretty good, taste great with egg rolls believe it or not. It's worth trying

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 17:28:03 2018 No.10667306 File: 2.02 MB, 1528x2998, Tabasco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I prefer Tobasco, the best hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 21:27:53 2018 No.10668494 >>10667306 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:18:53 2018 No.10668728 >>10663089 >whole wheat flour

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:20:34 2018 No.10668735 Had this at a breakfast restaurant and really liked it, but I would never go buy a bottle. How can you spend the money on that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:35:49 2018 No.10668779 >in hot sauce threads I shill vark like no other >in vark threads I tell everyone it's shit And nobody can stop me. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:37:58 2018 No.10668790 >>10668779 A 'vark double agent, huh

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