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Cheapest Restaurant In The World

>> No.10660666
File: 2.62 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Nacho Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660672
File: 1.21 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Balsamic Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660677
File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, Prison Burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660679
File: 2.11 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Beef Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660686
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Pagpag Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

$0.38 a meal, how can rice and beams compete.

>> No.10660689
File: 1.49 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Blueberry Cobbler.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660724
File: 2.59 MB, 540x298, Pyongyang Street Vendor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660770
File: 2.41 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Carnitas For Tacos And Burritos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660790
File: 1.51 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Pot Roast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660795
File: 2.63 MB, 540x302, Cook Filet Mignon Perfectly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660801
File: 1.99 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660823
File: 2.26 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Short Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660826
File: 2.82 MB, 634x360, Alaskan Takeout.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660829

>1 poster
>12 replies

>> No.10660832
File: 2.42 MB, 540x302, Slow-Cooker Beef and Broccoli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660846 [DELETED] 
File: 2.60 MB, 540x302, Slow-Cooker Matzo Ball Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's a dump

>> No.10660851
File: 1.88 MB, 540x302, Southwest Chicken Alfredo Pasta Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660857
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>> No.10660864
File: 2.68 MB, 540x302, Spaghetti Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660873
File: 2.60 MB, 540x302, Slow-Cooker Matzo Ball Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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jesus christ

>> No.10660878
File: 2.21 MB, 540x302, Spinach Pesto Pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660880
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>> No.10660887
File: 1.81 MB, 540x302, Spinach-Artichoke Lasagna Roll-Ups.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660891
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Down the road.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660894
File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, Not across the street.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660896
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>> No.10660897

That's really depressing.

>> No.10660907
File: 2.27 MB, 540x302, Super Fluffy Omelet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660911
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Sweet Potato 4 Ways.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660916
File: 2.79 MB, 540x302, Sweet Potato Breakfast Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660919
File: 2.21 MB, 540x302, Done Like Dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660924
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This is big in Mexico

>> No.10660929
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, Dorilocos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10660936

Is there a reason for adding the butter?

>> No.10660938
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>> No.10660943
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, PreparaciĆ³n de tostilocos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.10660950
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, EATING DORILOCOS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

That's Pig fat...

>> No.10660953
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>> No.10660974
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>> No.10660977
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Don't feel bad for this guy.

>> No.10660983
File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, save up your rubles for weeks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Feel bad for this guy.

>> No.10660987
File: 2.63 MB, 540x302, Sweet Potato Gnocchi With Browned Butter And Sage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661003
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Paris Traditional Food Market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

To based it, 1-2 min let sit for room ten min when done.

>> No.10661015
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>> No.10661018
File: 2.34 MB, 540x302, Vegan Pesto Pasta #VeganFridays.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661025
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Vegan Pulled Pork Sandwiches.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661031
File: 2.86 MB, 540x306, Shark and Pal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Your tuna is dolphin friendly, but is it toothless Shark friendly.

>> No.10661034
File: 2.61 MB, 540x302, Veggie Wedges 4 Ways.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661039
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File: 2.56 MB, 540x302, Avocado Carbonara.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661050
File: 2.37 MB, 540x302, 30-Minute Pasta Primavera.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661056
File: 2.77 MB, 540x302, 3-Course Shrimp Scampi Dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661070
File: 2.04 MB, 406x720, Transformer oil theft.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Locals stealing transformer coolant Oil to use or cooking.
Free cooking Oil, Great.
No Electricity, not so Great!

>> No.10661077
File: 2.64 MB, 540x302, Slow Roasted Honey Glazed Pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661079
File: 2.42 MB, 540x302, Slow Cooker Shredded Chicken Tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661084
File: 2.66 MB, 540x302, Chicken Tortilla Bowl Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661090
File: 497 KB, 640x640, Squid Girl 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661094
File: 2.80 MB, 634x360, TOSTILOCOS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661096
File: 2.86 MB, 1072x716, Instant fresh watermelon juice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.10661099
File: 2.86 MB, 540x306, Hand made Fish Cake Bar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661106
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Cheap Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661115
File: 2.72 MB, 540x302, Japanese Giant Oysters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661123
File: 2.14 MB, 202x360, Collecting Gutter Oil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Just going about your business stealing gutter oil, then someone asks WTF are you doing!!!

>> No.10661126

dat flip tho

>> No.10661131
File: 2.58 MB, 634x360, System Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661163
File: 2.75 MB, 540x302, Kids Feed Seagulls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Laxatives, Kids, Seagulls.

>> No.10661172

Why not make lasagna at this point? This is the stupidest dish Ive seen. I fucking hate mellinial meme recipes

>> No.10661174
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>> No.10661203

some trash cans.

>> No.10661217
File: 2.69 MB, 202x360, Chinese tourists at buffe in thailand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

File name says it all

>> No.10661220
File: 2.02 MB, 640x360, hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Eat someones half finished lunch, this might happen.

>> No.10661223

Nice going on the new webms anon.

>> No.10661225

what are the transparent strips he put in? kinda looks like tripe. what are the small red fruits(?)?

>> No.10661228
File: 2.86 MB, 420x240, African Buffet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661233
File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, Chicken plucker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Pig Fat??

>> No.10661237

Pickled pig skin

>> No.10661240
File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, Almost.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Tasty on Ytube, made em for my phone, thought to share.

>> No.10661242

Why do they even make pasta in different shapes? It's all the same thing. Why do they even make different recipies for any foods in the first place for that matter. It all gets digested into poop in the end anyway. Fucking MELLINIALS REEEEE

>> No.10661245
File: 2.08 MB, 960x540, Dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661256

Where is this?

>> No.10661261

I like this video a lot. It's a super simple & fast way to break down a lobster for cooking. I'll have to give it a go next time I buy a live one.

>> No.10661271
File: 2.57 MB, 320x568, More Oxygen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Tagalog term for leftover food from restaurants (usually from fast-food restaurants) scavenged from garbage sites and dumps.Pagpag food can also be expired frozen meat, fish, or vegetables discarded by supermarkets and scavenged in garbage trucks where those expired foods are collected.

>> No.10661274

The restuarant owner looks like hes going to cry the entire time

>> No.10661292

Will the slow cooker get hot enough to burn off the alcohol in the wine?

>> No.10661295

poor snek

>> No.10661308

Oh he's trying to scare the snake off the- I-I see

>> No.10661329
File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, GIANT COCONUT Okinawa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

8Hrs, yes????

>> No.10661330

nothing in that video supports your claim. fuckoff to your containment board, /pol/fag

>> No.10661335
File: 2.76 MB, 480x360, GIANT COCONUT Okinawa 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661341

it all turns into vapor and you get instantly drunk when you open the lid

>> No.10661359

It would have to, otherwise that stew would be disgusting.

>> No.10661363

the devil's very own soup

>> No.10661365

this just looks like a public works employee cleaning out a storm drain system. what makes you think this guy is "stealing" anything, let alone intent on cooking with whatever he just pulled out of that drain?

>> No.10661368

I have a hard time believing that fully cooked coconut crab meat isn't tough as fuck.

>> No.10661375

fake & guy. that video was faker than the crisis actors at sandy hook.

>> No.10661383
File: 2.73 MB, 540x306, Gutter Oil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

She bought a house from 10 years o collecting gutter OIL

>> No.10661400

Tasty must be destroyed. They need to be stopped.

>> No.10661411

Noooo! Poor squiddies :(

>> No.10661420

This looks like garbage.

>> No.10661425


D'ya ever get the feeling that every person in china hates every other person in china?

>> No.10661433
File: 1.83 MB, 480x360, Raptors.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661448

>owning a restaurant is expensive
This video disproves that you lazy fucks

>> No.10661481
File: 2.70 MB, 540x302, Chinese Takeout-Style Tofu And Broccoli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661504

looks legit to me, gutter oil was a thing in china for a while

I don't know if it's technically "stealing" but it's fucking disgusting in any case.

>> No.10661517

Nigger, what the fuck is this?

>> No.10661534
File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, bananagram.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>opening shot of people cleaning out a drainage system of some sort
>jump cut to someone stirrring a boiling vat
>jump cut to some barrels
>jump cut to more boiling
>I SWEAR these juxtaposed video clips are what I say they are guise!
>source: xenophobia and trust me, bro.

gtfo with your racist propaganda infowars shit. either cite a legit source or kill yourself.

>> No.10661568

>this kills the squid

>> No.10661570

>gutter oil was a thing in china for a while

citation needed. my point still stands: nothing in the video shows that the guy in question wasn't engaged in legitimate work, and certainly nothing presented in the video shows that he was intent on cooking with the product he collected.

>> No.10661580
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>Eating literal garbage instead of just being a vegetarian when you're poor

Can't say I understand it lads

>> No.10661581
File: 1.71 MB, 480x360, Ostrich lays egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Gutter Oil.

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>> No.10661606

Why do they even make poop in different shapes? It's all the same thing.

>> No.10661612

I feel really bad for them.

>> No.10661616
File: 2.76 MB, 420x260, How kielbasa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661632

>vegan pulled pork
Why do they insist on doing things like this? Anyone expecting pulled pork will be disappointed. If they took these flavor concepts and allowed it to flourish as its own thing, they could be more accepted.

>> No.10661645

prison food

>> No.10661646

What a shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Awful.

>> No.10661654
File: 2.86 MB, 720x480, grasscutter giant rat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10661669

The title of the webm is literally fucking prison burrito, no shit it looks like prison food.

>> No.10661680
File: 2.03 MB, 450x360, hare typewriter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Looks pretty good.
If you eat rabbit but think this is nasty you're probably an idiot.

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>> No.10661736

...like, I feel like it would be halfway alright if it had a chowder-like consistency. But it's legit chicken and tomato-bean water...

>> No.10661744

For fuck's sake, at least knife the little bastard in the head beforehand.

>> No.10661745

Probably the only one of these videos that's reasonable

>> No.10661764

>"really generously season"
>does the bare minimum amount of seasoning
Is this how wh*te people have to be instructed in order to make food properly?

>> No.10661767

Mainly because most millennials can't cook, that includes everyone on this board. You ever notice that nobody actually posts pictures of the food they have made? Even when people do it just gets critiqued to shit. It's because /ck/ can't cook.

>> No.10661782

They live in the middle of a bunch of a vast expanse of slums, there's not really a lot of vegetables they can grow

>> No.10661806

Would fuck that Asian MILF behind her.

>> No.10661829

her eyes are fucking terrifying

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>> No.10661854
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if i wasn't already disgusted by the ricotta cheese inside there, they went and added a coconut sized scoop on top. what the fuck.

>> No.10661884

Holy shit, is America really this bad now?

>> No.10661892
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>> No.10661915

>vegan spaghetti

>> No.10661927
File: 41 KB, 475x630, 1526741594889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>things I don't like are /pol/

>> No.10661933
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>ywn grind away at the family food stall with your dad in a 3rd world shithole

>> No.10661941

My mom once bought jumbo oysters that you couldn't eat in just one bite and after she saw what was inside she doesn't eat them anymore

>> No.10661956

I'm guessing in China a lot of people just dump dirty oil into the gutter. Makes sense poor people would reclaim it

>> No.10662002

/ck/ is /leftypol/ and it's pretty goddamn obvious.

>> No.10662004

>chicken thighs
>no celery

>> No.10662112

>If you're not /pol/ then you must be the opposition.
Maybe we just don't want any political crap here and just wanna talk about food.

>> No.10662147

So these cunts just kill sharks and dump them back in the ocean?

>> No.10662156

I wish a girl would look at my dinger like that

>> No.10662168

We like to taste the meat.

>> No.10662182

Tell that to the nigger that started it: >>10661534

>> No.10662580

God I wish that were me

>> No.10662596

>Not removing onions to allow meat to cook properly

>> No.10662607
File: 28 KB, 300x400, bert_arms_crossed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This is a cooking subreddit.

>> No.10662609

can someone explain to me why they put the flour all over the beef before searing? what does that add to a sear?

>> No.10662636

Ah, now this is authentic Mexican cuisine.

>> No.10662693

fuck off you raging paranoiac

>> No.10662761

His stare into the camera persistantly makes me uncomfortable. Only kids and psychos can't act decent in presence of a camera and stare into its lens.
Whenever I see this webm I always speculate on what is going through his deranged mind
>Had I known I'd be filmed today I would have put on something decent instead of that filthy beater
>why you filmin me dog, all I'm doing is making eggtoasts for ten rupees

>> No.10662777

leave this place alone you asshat

>> No.10662793
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>> No.10662819
File: 2.44 MB, 540x302, Salmon Meal Prep For Two.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10662823

I don't see what's so remarkable about this.

>> No.10662829
File: 2.99 MB, 400x224, Nikujiru Mensusumu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10662835
File: 2.59 MB, 540x302, Save & Bake Beef and Cheese Rigatoni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10662849

Lobster get bad really fast you hippies.

>> No.10662855
File: 37 KB, 538x538, 1527089324169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>hammering the knife towards his dick

>> No.10662856
File: 2.69 MB, 540x302, Savory Breakfast Crepe Pockets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10662860

Too bad your parents didn't know their son would be born with assburguer.

>> No.10662871

why not just cut your own onion and garlic, fucking millenials

>> No.10662880

cant sear wet meat. flour dries it out

>> No.10662884
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Rotini Pasta 4 Ways.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10662890
File: 2.77 MB, 634x360, Herman's Honeycomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10662901
File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, crab legs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663002

how there eggs does breaking booth the without out he of get?

>> No.10663014
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, How to Fillet a Big Salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663026
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, SUPER FAST5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663110
File: 2.44 MB, 540x306, Cooking Tuna Italy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663115
File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, Almost 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663123

>spraying water
>spraying it close to the fish so the water goes all over it

What a moron

>> No.10663137
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, Japanese honey bees.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663145

Too bad your parents made you gay

>> No.10663148
File: 2.86 MB, 1092x638, King Of Eggs (shells).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10663154
File: 2.86 MB, 540x306, Haiti's Street Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

! mud pie please.

>> No.10663157
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, Fillet Job.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.10663199

Is that nigga trying to break the yolks?

>> No.10663300

800 grams isn't even that much.

>> No.10663375

Looks like an accidental catch.

>> No.10663403

Almost 2 lbs, maybe not for your fatass.

>> No.10663521
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What did she find inside the oysters?

>> No.10663525

tiny crabs

>> No.10663541

That sounds delicious, your mom is retarded and should be shot

>> No.10663555

americans are used to garlic and onion powder, it doesn't taste right to us when you use fresh ingredients

>> No.10663560

stop pretending to be a nigger

>> No.10663566
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>that girl top on market stall guy

>> No.10663619

Yep. She looks like an uncanny valley.

>> No.10663627

What the fuck is this thing?

>> No.10663660

Yeah I can read you retard. No need to convert it to lard measures.

>> No.10663670

800 grams is just snack right

>> No.10663672

maybe if you want shell fragments in your food and enjoy none of it cooking at the same time

>> No.10663678

No, that's dumb.
But it's not much if it's only the meat.

>> No.10663689

fug, looks good

>> No.10663763

whale shark


>> No.10663780

>Store up to 2 months

>> No.10663801

>the guy who makes these is a jew
Fuck this I'm /pol/ now

>> No.10663810
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To the faggot who dumped the same 100 Tasty videos we've seen a thousand times:
You are a faggot.

>> No.10663816
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Nigga needs to clean that grill.

>> No.10663834

I like this video because I feel like it's actually teaching how to cook i ngeneral and not just showing off a meme recipe no one will ever make.

>> No.10663855

They're using salt not seasoning salt, Tyrone.

>> No.10663879

Is a french press worth it?

>> No.10663889

Ah, now this is authentic American cuisine.

>> No.10663894
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Faster than it takes to knife them in the head, then begin processing? Right.

>> No.10663896

Not in ten fucking seconds. If it went bad that fast, it would have maggots on it by the time it got to the plate. The only reason for not killing it first is that you don't care. Which is fine, lobsters are basically cockroaches and don't really feel pain in any way we understand it, but don't pretend you're doing it for any reason other than callousness.

>> No.10663898

+Heavy cream

>> No.10663899

>seasons flour
>barely mixes
what the fuck

>> No.10663912

spaghetti's made with eggs, faggot. Learn where your food comes from.

>> No.10663920

soul-less insect

>> No.10663928

>56% warmonger thinks he has a soul and others don't


>> No.10663929
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Did someone say eggs?

>> No.10663939

>he thinks I'm pretending
I'm literally a black-white 56%
Nice try though, Jethro

>> No.10663941

its like ISIS executions

>> No.10663948
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>> No.10663986

cool YT link, but still no legitimate evidence has been presented. Where is the data that shows recycled cooking oil use causes more harm to humans than conventional cooking oil use? Unless or until that data is presented, this is just baseless fear mongering.

>> No.10663991

Clearly kids hands making the matzo soup...

>> No.10663998

but why does kielbasa taste like shit? what spices are added to give it that distinct shitty flavor?

seriously, whom'st've ever invented kielbbasa should be shot in the dick

>> No.10664001

>add every ingredient you know, but make it watery and gross

>> No.10664015
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>You ever notice that nobody actually posts pictures of the food they have made?

you've clearly never been on Instagram. It's almost exclusively Millenials posting food they have either cooked or bought.

also, I don't see you posting any pictures. So I guess you can't cook. XD

>> No.10664030

>Implying 3rd worlders aren't fucking dumb cunts

>> No.10664094
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>> No.10664104

>Those dry-ass burgers

>> No.10664107

>hey bro can i get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>> No.10664118

When you say Millennials what age demographic are you specifically referring to?

>> No.10664160
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>> No.10664219 [DELETED] 

where is the blood of Christian children?

>> No.10664224
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>> No.10664259


i always wonder, what is the man at the very end of the clip eating?

>> No.10664265
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>> No.10664289

>hhuhuhuh look at me I'm a fancy chef so I constantly move torturously slow to look suhfisticated

>> No.10664304
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You seem kind of mad.

>> No.10664305

Sometimes it's nice for people who aren't vegan by choice. I know a guy with severe digestive issues, he can't process meat or dairy. Gets sick as hell if he has them. Dishes like this are sort of a way to simulate the foods that he can't eat anymore.

>> No.10664307
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Your friend needs to move on with his life. There are plenty of amazing vegan foods to be had without trying to imitate something else.

>> No.10664311

this one is actually kind of nice

>> No.10664315
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>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.10664316
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Thanks, I've been working out.

>> No.10664324

Final Fantasy Tactical Advance

>> No.10664332
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>150 dollars , Sir

>> No.10664345

>Chinese subhumans
why am i not surprised?

>> No.10664364

know you have to kill to eat, but do you have to film it? i think thats obscene. witness it in person, do it, but dont film it. its stealing a soul.

>> No.10664372


>> No.10664378
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Yeah it's almost always like that at first in webm threads because it is someone dumping what they have until others join in

>> No.10664388

THIS is where you're putting your dick when you date an asian girl.
Think before you fuck next time.

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>> No.10664394

this is fucking Jurassic Park level shit.

>> No.10664395

/pol/ aren't exactly known for their honesty.

>> No.10664405
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>> No.10664446
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>> No.10664453

I'm from the third world and would watch and help hang upside down and bleed out pigs or sheep, then gut them and clean them as a little kiddo, also would witness chickens or turkeys being decapitated.

Not a big deal especially when you remember that human children have been witnessing this kind of stuff since the dawn of our species. It's only been one or two centuries since children are raised sheltered from all kinds of horrible stuff.

>> No.10664510
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I moved into an apartment with a massive bug issue so I got one because the roaches got in my coffee maker, I live in a much better place now and never bothered getting a new coffee machine as the press makes a quart of coffee that I can take out on my patio. I don't even do all this jazz I put about 3/4 cup grounds and fill it up with boiling water then plunge it after a few minutes comes out fine for me. I would definitely say it was worth what I paid for it but I'm not much of a coffee snob

>> No.10664522

This is strangely satisfying to watch

>> No.10664537

Disgusting. Stripped the seasoning.

>> No.10664541
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It's called bacteria darling.

>> No.10664637
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They could freeze it first.

Easy there Muhammed.

>> No.10664656

I said "tabasco sauce"

>> No.10664657
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>transformer coolant Oil

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>> No.10664680

pick one

>> No.10664687

he might be , in egg sandwiches you use eggs done hard

gutter oil isnt taken from transformers you retard

do you even know what transformer oil is? it's not food

>> No.10664692

who were the chicken race in FFTA

>> No.10664693

ive eaten out of the garbage before. sometimes youre hungry and dont have money

>> No.10664701

you'd think that if theres an industry of trash-picking, people would go directly to the restaurants throwing stuff out and offer to take their trash off the bat. y'know, like how in the west there are composters and oil recyclers that directly approach restaurants (or whom restaurants directly approach) and often, scraps from industrial food-making is saved to go into other products or even just different food (basic example: bread crusts being saved to make croutons or puddings)

also at 1:10 the dude literally looks like a monkey lmao

>> No.10664708

proof that active camouflage is a meme

>> No.10664766

im adding this to my cringe compilation

>> No.10664783

Literally takes a minute to reseason the griddle and gets rid of all the carbonized shit that will taint all your food.

>> No.10664798

Does nobody on this fucking site know what a joke is anymore?

>> No.10664807

So le ironic xd
>that face u make when ppl dont get ur ironic humo(u)r..

>> No.10664829

Lobsters don't have a nervous system to feel pain I thought. I'm like 100% certain of this.

>> No.10664863

Pretty sure if that greasy dude in a girls tank top approached a mcds manager they would tell him to fuck off

>> No.10664867

poe's law, wh*teboi

>> No.10664913

>savory breakfast crepe pockets
This sounds so goddamn dumb.
Why not just say breton galette? It's not like the dish doesn't immediately show what's in it and what kind of a dish it is to warrant that super descriptive 'name'.

>> No.10664982

>implying anyone with an agenda is known for their honesty

>> No.10664997

What the fuck was the point of that?

>> No.10665010

you can convert gutter oil to diesel.

>> No.10665025
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>> No.10665027
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the anon needs to put his useless contribution to the world out there somewhere, and /b/ is too fast. Just a wild guess.

>> No.10665033

See here's the problem.
Just because its a slow cooker, doesn't mean you get to skip the basic techniques of cooking. This is something reddit's slowcooking community doesn't understand.

A pot roast sucks if you just drop meat and potatoes into a pot.

Likewise, you need to brown the chicken and sautee the carrots before doing this recipe.

>> No.10665034

It was just a cart cam at a regional chain grocery store, right? I didn't understand how the escalator worked but what was the reason for making and posting that? It's just bizarre, and not in "this could be funny" kind of way.

>> No.10665041

This recipe is literally just
"Combine BBQ sauce and ribs"
"Cook for 8 hours"

>> No.10665042
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>> No.10665044

That lip dexterity.

>> No.10665045

The most soyboy way to break spaghetti

>> No.10665047

Pretty much. It works, did it the other day. Had the bones soft enough to eat.

>> No.10665050
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kek, you mean the reddit community is even dumber than the people in here? You're making it hard for me not to go check it out.

>> No.10665052
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All the slow motion in the world can't hide the fact this is just dumping a bunch of garbage on tortilla chips.

>> No.10665057

Did you get bored of trying to rename /csg/ "Chinese Shopping General" so you came here to shit this thread up instead?

>> No.10665058

Mexicans need to be stopped.

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>> No.10665090
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can't stop won't stop

>> No.10665093
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part 2

>> No.10665099

grapeseed oil?

>> No.10665101

Why not mix the corn and onion and tomato into a single dish so you're not fucking around with it? Also, who eats this shit? Need wall.

>> No.10665103
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How dare you insult glorious Mexican heritage.

>> No.10665165

not gonna lie, that looks breddy gud

>> No.10665173

But who eats chips with massive loads of sour cream and cheese? And how? And why?

>> No.10665189
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>when you go to the flea market and hear people shouting "CON MAYONESA Y CHILE Y QUESO"

>> No.10665203
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She looks like the bears from Duckman

>> No.10665234

>hurr durr if the food isn't literally twitching seconds before i eat it it's gone bad

shut the fuck up man, you can't tell me he's saving time getting it to your plate by having to re-steady it with a towel and grab it every time half its body starts to run away

kill it first, let it be still, clean it. most effective way

>> No.10665269

> elote
> sin limon

>> No.10665297

that was some smooth as fuck camera work for being a vertical phone vid.

>> No.10665313
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She's cute

>> No.10665315

there's acid in the red sauce they put on it so it's not *totally* worthless.

>> No.10665317

>giving the reward for ringing the wrong bell
Experiment ruined.

>> No.10665334

Literal brainlet detected

>> No.10665340

Sans lingua franca...

>> No.10665389
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you must not watch rick and morty and therefore not know the scientific methoh

>> No.10665405

I thought it was gonna cook all the eggs in the glass.

>> No.10665409

Wheres the frog sashimi i cant find it

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>> No.10665477
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>rare pepe
get it!
Rare as in meat doneness

>> No.10665501
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>> No.10665507

I thought that was the coolest shit when I first saw it and as far as I can tell no one has ever made a video from the carts perspective so I made one. This is the second one I made because I fucked up the fist one by recording it vertically like a retard but the motion was very smooth. This time I filmed it the correct way but it is not as smooth. So guess what, I'm going to try one more time in a couple of weeks and if I like how it looks I'm going to post it again if that's okay with you.

>> No.10665516

im not okay with it

>> No.10665521
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Here then have this.

>> No.10665531

Everytime I see this webm I feel sad for the man, all he wanted was some coke. Poor Boris

>> No.10665548

Jews are so sneaky haha ;D hail hitler ;P

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me must have felt the same way kevin did when he spilled his chili

>> No.10665570
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Antonio Carluccio must be rolling in his grave... and I'm gritting my teeth.

>> No.10665642
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You know what, I think the first one I made is good enough although I would like to make another one if I could figure out how to insulate the phone from the bouncing around because of the cart wheels on the tile.

>> No.10665791

It most definitely is.

>> No.10665829

>Why not just say breton galette
Because no one watching this video has any idea what that is, and if the video was titled something they didn't already know, they wouldn't have the attention span to watch it and find out. It's the reason why those "...and that's a good thing!" articles exist.

>> No.10665855

There are video stabilization programs online. It is a pretty neat concept, but you need to show something other than just pointless walking around. On the offchance you're not autistic and are open to criticism, even just recording your shopping trip and speeding it up so it fit on here would at least be a neat proof of concept.

>> No.10665873

what drug makes you cook like this?

>> No.10665942

>triggers my arachnophobia
Those things are just arachnids of the sea.

>> No.10665950
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>> No.10665956

But they have 10 limbs, not 8. Well, I guess you could count pedipalps and chelicerae...

>> No.10666054

Those look like prison commissary concoctions

>> No.10666063

Are Americans really this ignorant ???

>> No.10666078

>cart ride
is this how americans see all the time

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>> No.10666167

Do Central Americans really eat this?

>> No.10666296

I bet you're a dirty chinaman

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