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>always pictured this board as some sort of absurdly elitist cooking discussion club with highly critical discussion about expensive as shit niche cuisine
>with a handful of skilled cooks
>and legit girls on the internet
>finally click on the board
>it's just neckbeard arguments about which maclardass place serves the best big mac coupled with dedicated shills and shitposters you can hardly tell apart

>> No.10645185

/ck/ is majority female. and we’re cute too.

>> No.10645187

>>10645185
females are the worst part of /ck/

>> No.10645196

i was just as disappointed as you are

run while you still can, i've already sold my soul to the mcchicken

>> No.10645201

>>10645185
30 year old virgin neckbeards pretending to be cartoon chinese schoolgirls doesn't count

>> No.10645229

>>10645185
>t. girl (male)

>> No.10645232

>>10645175
And alcoholism anon, dont forget the crippling alcoholism

>> No.10645235

>>10645187
Any board really

>> No.10645238

>>10645175
itsalltrue.jpg

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>>10645185

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>>10645175
>with a handful of skilled cooks
>and legit girls on the internet
These are true but youre going to have to actually look for us in the biweekly thread for actual cooking. Seriously can you name a board thats actually good at its topic that isnt /s4s/?

>> No.10645264

>>10645175
this is a de facto unmoderated sub, and because that, we have pol garbage continually

>> No.10645269

>>10645264
>sub

>> No.10645276

>>10645248
Both me

>> No.10645285

>>10645269
You a sub?

>> No.10645287

>>10645269
/r/ck

>> No.10645288

>>10645261
/an/ is pretty solid and consistent with staying on topic. and it's a neat board if you're into animals and nature.

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>>10645264
>sub
>wants more mod presence
>"pol"

>> No.10645314

>>10645293
only half of this image makes sense, fix it

>> No.10645352

>>10645185
>/ck/ is majority female. and we’re cute too.
You probably meant fat males larping as females.

>> No.10645358

>>10645352
Still me, I need to call samefag on myself

>> No.10645373

>>10645288
>consistent with staying on topic
I'm not going to look but I'm guessing they have five pitbull threads up right now and that each thread is full of people posting the same tired of memes as always about aggressive dogs as well as people comparing the dogs to negroes.

I think the most consistently on-topic board might be /pol/ actually.

>> No.10645398

>>10645373
/diy/ seems to do well

>> No.10645410

>>10645288
/an/ took a nosedive in the past two years, it's now lots of shitty pitbull threads and NOT REAL PETS meming

>> No.10645415

>>10645232
Not anymore. Fuck off little bitch

>> No.10645434

>>10645185
the pure misogyny is enough to keep most girls away

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>>10645434
>the pure misogyny is enough to keep most girls away

>> No.10645446

>>10645434
I hate when people confuse my misanthropy for misogyny.

>> No.10645450 [DELETED] 

>>10645443

lol. white women are lame as fuck. that's why they're all losing out to asian women in the work force.

>> No.10645455

>>10645185
you misspelled t h i c c

>> No.10645462

>>10645443
>that pasta about someone who can't cook beating his wife

>> No.10645502 [DELETED] 

>>10645443

This is funny cuz its true.

>> No.10645510

>>10645185
>/ck/ is majority female

Why do people keep saying this when it's so blatantly untrue?

>> No.10645515 [DELETED] 

>>10645510

Because it is, sweeite.

>> No.10645520

>>10645455
Piss off, Tyrone.

>> No.10645521

>>10645510
There are some cute traps here

>> No.10645561

>>10645175
I get ya, anon. Truth is, most people here aren't interested in cooking at all, the ones that are just have to deal with the occasional thread about actually cooking that isn't "hey guys how do I learn how to cook I have burnt pasta before" and poorfags that don't know how to make stock.

The al/ck/oholics are alright guys but generally very depressive.
>>10645261
/trv/ is mostly consistent at it, /tg/ bails out on anything being far game there.
>>10645510
I think we do have a sizeable about of women, but it's still pathetically low.

>> No.10645564

>>10645185
if we are talking about total body mass then yeah, /ck/ is probably majority female
yes you read that right you fat cunt

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>>10645446

>> No.10645573

>>10645175
Meta belongs on /qa/ newfag.

>> No.10645576

>>10645561
>I think we do have a sizeable about of women
nah, unless by sizeable you mean obese

>> No.10645582

>>10645185
that's bullshit but i believe it

>> No.10645594

>>10645573
a good start would be a sticky with a list of anon approved recipe websites and a wiki that contains information on what to buy or not, tool reviews and even an international page for those of us who travel

>> No.10645613

Women can't even really cook well. It's only their gender role because it won't matter that much when they fuck it up. Men who actually try to cook invariably become better than women. All of the best chefs are men.

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>>10645613

>> No.10645627

>>10645510
oh, honey...

>> No.10645640

>>10645594
This board can't even agree on the proper method to boil water and you think we can have a sticky with "anon approved recipes?"

>> No.10645643

>>10645640

add salt to your water to make it boil faster

>> No.10645655

>>10645643
Shut the fuck up dummy.

>> No.10645656

>>10645510
definitely untrue, though they're around.
>tfw it's because women are expected to do the cooking more
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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>>10645564
underrated

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>come in this board expecting to see what food /ck/ likes to cook and what fast food joints they go to
>it's full of NEETs who can't cook anything and glorify the McDonald's Chicken sandwich

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>>10645175
This. I tried posting about cooking many times, but once, there was some fuck that started an argument how I should go out and buy fast food because cooking makes no sense and homemade food is disgusting.

>> No.10645838

>>10645175
I go to many boards as my interests are as varied as they are deep, and I can say without hyperbole that /ck/ is one of the dumbest boards on 4chan.

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>thoughts on my dinner?

>> No.10645853

>>10645627
Don't "honey" me, you schizophrenic wannabe-XX-chromosomekin sissyfag. gb2 the clinic

>> No.10645863

>>10645640
Doesn't matter what this board thinks because you don't get to decide what's going in the sticky.
We do.
t. IRC overlord

>> No.10645892

>>10645838
I go to many boards because my social opportunities are as limited as my personality, and I can say without hygiene that /I/ am one of the dumbest people on 4chan.

>> No.10645970

>>10645185
You know the rule, tits or get the fuck out.

>> No.10645979

>>10645410
SQUASHED AND SLAMMED

>> No.10645991

>>10645892
>I can say without hygiene
You wot?

>> No.10645994

>>10645970
Girrrl, just look at your own :3

>> No.10646015

>>10645831
Literally nobody said that ever you lying faggot. Your cooking was probably so garbage that anons were trying to save you from having to eat it.

>> No.10646019

>>10646015
It was a burrito thread

>> No.10646115

>>10645863
>t. IRC overlord
Im not sure what trap porn and low cost suicide methods are going to be doing on a cooking board. /ck/ shouldnt have a sticky anyways, all it would do is streamline the board into being nothing but fast food and alcoholism

>> No.10647878

>>10645232
>And alcoholism anon, dont forget the crippling alcoholism
This is really the only way I know that /ck/ has actual cooks and chefs and not just dishwashers larping.
Brings be back to my last kitchen job where the head chef would come in hung over every single day and wouldn't be able to work for the first third of his shift, was fine to cook for the slow second third, and the closer we got to the end after that he could barely do shit as his hands were shaking so bad from not drinking.
Havent seen him in a few years and was a pretty cool dude for the most part. Hope he his liver hasn't failed yet.

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>>10645175
why don't you fucking contribute a good thread and help out a bit?

faggot

>> No.10647914

>>10645831
and you listened to that one faggot?

gezus you're fragile

>> No.10647972

>>10645564
kek

>> No.10647977

>>10645264
>sub
get the fuck out you faggot

>> No.10648839

>>10645185
Honolulu
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>> No.10648894

>>10646015
There is literally a huge thread right now in which the OP is trying to pathetically justify being a fat slob by arguing, unless eating exclusively rice ramen and pasta all your life, fast food is comparatively expensive to homecooked food so what is the point?

>> No.10648904

>>10648839
>tfw no qt tongan gf to cook horse for you

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>>10645175
Fuck off back to whence you came then nigger fagit. Or you could try lurking a while and learn some shit. An actual polish /pol/ck/ taught us how to make proper pirogi, there are plenty of /ck/ alongs too with badass shit.

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>>10645373
>implying it's not the jews, anon

>> No.10649365

>>10645232
we got evicted.

>> No.10650818

>>10645175
Oh we talk about instant noodles a lot too.

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>>10645175
this mayo-american has special optical properties other than reflecting pink colored light

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>>10645564

>> No.10650897

>>10645175
No chefs or cooks here.
All they talk about is McD's,Taco Bell, hot sauces, and sardines.
Pathetic.

>> No.10650913

>>10650897
you must not know many professional cooks. All the ones I know do not like to talk about or do the work they are paid for unless you pay them. They eat garbage. Most chefs do not even cook much at work... just tell others what to do.

>> No.10650932

>>10645446
cringe

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>>10645175
more like it's just yurope vs murrica and a few other shit flinging things

>>10645232
they deleted our fucking general

>> No.10651175

>>10649365
did al/ck/ move?

>> No.10651180

>>10645175
Welcome to 4chan retard

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>>10645185
>t. major fag who has larped as a girl on the internet since gaia online

>> No.10651218

>>10645185
qft

>> No.10651436

>>10650897
>and sardines
Nothing wrong with that.