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Anonymous Wed May 23 09:22:16 2018 No.10644927 [Reply] [Original]

can we talk about dissecting pizza? what are your favorite dissecting techniques, tools, etc? lately I've been using the Scalfani method, and it's working well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 09:25:03 2018 No.10644933 this fucking retard is always finding new ways to make me lose my shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 09:54:37 2018 No.10645004 >>10644927 Why is he doing this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 09:59:51 2018 No.10645021 >>10645004 take a stupid fad ("deconstruction") and make it disgusting on top of stupid.

Anonymous Wed May 23 10:01:51 2018 No.10645028

>>10645004

it's a "taste test"

wherein jack very scientifically measures the amount of sauce, cheese, and toppings from various chains - and concludes that California has no good pizza.

another brilliant piece of performance art that dummies on /ck/ take as genuine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 10:16:14 2018 No.10645065 >>10645004 to trigger autists

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 10:16:57 2018 No.10645066 >>10645004 wanted to make some de' 'za 'ack's way

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 11:23:07 2018 No.10645328 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, dropping pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the best way to eat pizza is to drop it then eat the floor adds interesting textures and flavors that most pizzas dont have

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 11:27:14 2018 No.10645344 >>10645328 I wonder why white trash find shirts like that appealing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 11:31:54 2018 No.10645364 >>10645344 >I wonder why white trash find shirts like that appealing. Because white people are genetically deficient. It's true.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 11:33:58 2018 No.10645371 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 11:36:10 2018 No.10645381 >>10645344 >Jack >white Come on....

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 12:31:31 2018 No.10645589 >>10645364 please return this computer to the person you stole it from and turn your self into the police so that they may shoot you in your thick nigger skull multiple times until you die

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 12:35:38 2018 No.10645601 >>10645371 nothing better than a good eggy sammy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 13:45:07 2018 No.10645870 >>10645371 hows he get out, what with all the eggs around him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 13:51:05 2018 No.10645895 >>10645381 Classic Amerimutt wop/moor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 13:53:19 2018 No.10645904 >>10645870 He is not locked in there to make you sandwiches. You are locked out here so you cannot fertilize his eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 13:59:17 2018 No.10645927 >>10644927 whats the story behind the big ring on jack's right hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:00:54 2018 No.10645934 >>10645927 There isn't one. He's just a typical tasteless American.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:08:35 2018 No.10645963 I cant watch because of his nails and the way he uses his hands, I can't describe it very well. What's the reason you cant?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:09:19 2018 No.10645969 File: 3.12 MB, 350x173, tecmobowl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10645934 >typical "no"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:09:49 2018 No.10645973 >>10645934 I bet it's a class ring or commemorates something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:12:39 2018 No.10645985 >>10645927 I bet it leaves a fucking wicked mark on his sons forehead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:13:24 2018 No.10645987 >>10645985 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:37:54 2018 No.10646085 >>10645927 He's a middle aged man who dresses like a teenager and exclusively wears baseball caps. Do you think he has any fashion sense?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 14:50:16 2018 No.10646164 File: 51 KB, 709x542, 1494648838151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10645381

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 16:05:59 2018 No.10646550 >>10645028 >says he's going to dissect California pizzas >only gets national chain pizzas How fucking retarded can this meatplanet be

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 16:27:43 2018 No.10646648 >>10646164 damn... RIP you glorious train wreck, thanks for the wild ride

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 17:18:07 2018 No.10646862 >>10645927 >scalfani >american

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 17:31:12 2018 No.10646926 >>10645927 he's actually the goatse guy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 17:33:53 2018 No.10646945 >>10645371 EGGS??? HOW???

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 17:37:53 2018 No.10646967 >>10644927 God fucking dammit Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 17:38:18 2018 No.10646969 >>10646164 Wait, is he really from 74? He is 14 years older than me and looks like my dad, what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 17:47:03 2018 No.10647011 >>10646969 what? learn your math you dumb cunt, he is 26 years older than you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 18:18:21 2018 No.10647153 File: 53 KB, 660x716, 1523761235791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10647011 >tfw 2000 was 30 years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 19:56:08 2018 No.10647575 >>10646969 Based antediluvian poster

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 19:58:42 2018 No.10647589 >>10646969 >>10647011 how did you know

>>	Anonymous Wed May 23 20:35:46 2018 No.10647759 File: 37 KB, 658x662, 1505271221729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10647153 >the 1990s were 80 years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu May 24 00:39:00 2018 No.10648786 >>10646550 >Underestimating Jack's retardation Jack's intelligence is like a black hole: there is no bottom

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