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10644293 No.10644293 [Reply] [Original]

Post only the best webm you have.

>> No.10644303

Damn that's a fascinating webm, but it does make me wonder about access in/out of that egg vending construction

>> No.10644345

Pajeet cannot leave until the eggs are gone. He must cook and cook before he can visit the designated shitting street and find relase.

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>> No.10644445

>PG-13 cartel torture.webm

>> No.10644446

sorry OP but I only have web matrix files in my folder

>> No.10644460

why does that lazy sack of shit janitor refuse to clean this board up?

>> No.10644495

he should start by banning you so we don't have to be subjected to your unrelenting faggotry anymore

>> No.10644535


>> No.10645374

/ck/ is a pit stop and rest area for neets that just want to have fun after hours of shitposting.

>> No.10645380

too afraid to actually post the image? bitch ass.

>> No.10645429

I could watch this a milion times

>> No.10645468

he doesn't want to leave

>> No.10645598

two question;
>1 how does he get out without breaking any eggs?
>2 has anyone made a surlyeggman sammich?

>> No.10645607

what an economical meal, too

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>> No.10645711

I've made it. It tastes...exactly how you imagine it to taste. Like fuckin eggs and onions and white bread.

>> No.10645737

>>2 has anyone made a surlyeggman sammich?
It's a fucking cooking board. I seriously hope most of us have had a fried egg and a slice of bread.

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>> No.10645756

i think they mean with his magic wiping, grilled cheese-ish method.

I have made such a sandwich, but I have never worn a wife beater.

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Saying something people always say to this commonly posted media, because even though it's ridiculously stale and not remotely funny anymore, it gives me the feeling I belong to an inside joke and that makes makes me feel less lonely.

>> No.10646304

that monkey is making fun of black people.

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It's angry with them for appropriating its culture.

>> No.10646374

I'd argue it is a shared culture, but I have never seen a monkey gold plate an actual chain and try to wear it as jewelry. I have also never seen a black correctly use tools.

>> No.10646414

>it's ridiculously stale and not remotely funny anymore
That's where you're wrong, fucko.

Surly King of the Egg Fort will never die. /tv/ has Baneposting, /ck/ has Eggposting.

>> No.10646447

he is very likely years dead by now seeing as he is only 11 in that pic.

>> No.10646463

/ck/ isn't as autistic as /tv/
it's already nearly dead except for a few stubborn anons who believe it matters somehow.

>> No.10646465

Isn't there also some parsley(?) or maybe some chopped green peppers he ads?

>> No.10646710


>> No.10646734

this is so retarded. egg memes are forced by a few anons or one, who knows. making this response is probably b8 and the retards that force the meme laugh at any posts regarding this stupid shit. even al/ck fags are more creative than this.

>> No.10646752

yup. they have to change streets when the shitting starts blocking traffic.

>> No.10646763

your post added so much that I wish there was a trophy for best post ever... so I could hit you in the fucking mouth with it.

>> No.10646775


how does he get out? can he crawl out under the eggs?

>> No.10646779

>gets egged hard
>still tries to cut the cake
literally based. Fuck those subhumans

>> No.10646805

If I was that kid I'd be so mad I was a Mexican.

>> No.10646815

shut the fuck up, you're probably behind the dumb forced meme, goes to show how dead /ck/ really is.

but how
does he get out


>> No.10647943
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This delicacy is the speciality of my hometown here in mexico

>> No.10648025

>that last little extra squirt of mustard

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>> No.10648251

...welp, guess you cant expect much from a 3rd world """"delicacy""""

>> No.10648259

Just looking at this makes me feel full

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>> No.10648271

gooks. i found a lil toad today when i was clearing some shit, and i picked the lil guy up and moved him out back to the woods.
wtf is wrong with these people?

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>> No.10648282

It's remarkable how the slower boards are their own little insular subcultures.

>> No.10648283

what the fuck?

>> No.10648295


It's just a prank bro


>> No.10648299

this is INDONESIA. It is their custom to pull "pranks" on your birthday.


>> No.10648308

might as well be.

Do the prostitutes cost that much different?

>> No.10648317

they're probably cheaper in indonesia

>> No.10648345

I don't understand how an entire race of people can lack so much empathy. Is it genetic?

>> No.10648372

It's dead. The nervous system is disconnected and the cardiovascular system (along with the rest of the guts) is gone. Amphibians are weird. So are people who would want to eat this shit raw, I'll stick to frog's legs that only start kicking when I put salt on them after butchering.

>> No.10648378

>tfw king

>> No.10648391

Did you watch the entire WEBM? That thing is definitely not dead

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>> No.10648395

Thanks for including paper fiber in that meat sandwich...

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>> No.10648436

Average american breakfast.

>> No.10648440

Is that cheese pizza?

>> No.10648454

It is a mexican tradition also to slam face into cake. It's 'la mordida'

>> No.10648466

>who cares?

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WTF only ONE EGG!?

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wow wtf, doesn't he know the eggs in that have high cholesterol and will kill him?

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>> No.10648585

Is that what it's like to be a basic white girl?

>> No.10648590

looks delicious :^)

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>> No.10648607

>Le Whimsical

>> No.10648614

blood sausage?

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>pour a ton of oil into the pan
>pour 4/5 of it back out

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>> No.10648754

quick rundown?
wasnt she passed out drunk

>> No.10648795


You do not place an order with Paco. Paco looks at you and gives you as many eggs as he thinks you can appreciate.

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>> No.10648858

Fucking gross man, why I don't just make a Bloody Mary with a fucking grilled cheese on top

>> No.10648863

I'm not sure you're in a position to question his methods. He's got an omelette you show for it. How about you?
For the record though; he's seasoning the pan so the egg doesn't cling. Notice him applying oil to the walls of the pan?

>> No.10648870 [DELETED] 


Why the fuck do wypipo have to be so fucking weird?!

>> No.10648878

do americans really eat this?

>> No.10648943

now you can drink your piss, with piss!

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its not my best, but top 8

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>> No.10649006

Why are swans and geese so much meaner than other ducks? You never hear of someone getting attacked by a mallard.

>> No.10649013


>> No.10649017

I speak jive. Let me translate for you.

Why is it that caucasians do things that I cannot understand due to my overall low intellect and sickle cells?

>> No.10649033

Shut up, momma, I dug his rap.

>> No.10649038

why did they make a squished fucked up red velvet cake in a haunted house or whatever? is this supposed to be a joke?

>> No.10649054

pajeets would kill you for eating beef, what do you feel about that

>> No.10649057


>> No.10649072

i feel giddy. those retards cannot even talk my grandma out of her credit card information.

>> No.10649075


>> No.10649077

i hate this so much

>> No.10649089


based culture celebrating the prank that is being brought into existence, truly this is a beautiful ceremony.

>> No.10649098

world's wildest french omelette

>> No.10649415

>Make delicious crunchy crispy breaded fried chicken
>Get it all soggy by soaking it in tomato sauce and slathing mozzarelly all over it

Goddamn Murricans

>> No.10649423

Watch the original on youtube, it's great. The only egg video on youtube that is genuinely at eye level with Jacques Pepin's omelette vids.

>> No.10649428

Why do bitches love avocado so much? It's okay, but she acts like it's god's holy shit.

>> No.10649434

She stole that from Jackass.

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>> No.10649531

"Where's the flour hon?"
"Oh, third index card down, 2 from the right."

>> No.10649588

Oh boy, another "Mexican piles way too much shit into a small container" webm

>> No.10649637

Not a murrican but I fucking love the texture contrast when you have partially crispy chicken and part of it is soggy from sauce.
Just drowning the whole thing is a waste though

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>> No.10649663

>fried cutlet with sauce
Behold, obsession.

>> No.10649676

I don't like this ape, charlie. Its smug aura mocks me.

>> No.10649797

Sociopath parents that never seem satisfied breed either rebels, or sociopathic drones.

>> No.10649817

Why a grill? There is literally no reason to use a grill for this. An oven would be just as good, if not better, and more easy to use for this recipe. It's a shitty fucking recipe anyway but still.

>> No.10649873

>what did you make

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>> No.10650080

... wtf
I felt like I have seen something I wasn't suppose to

>> No.10650088

did you read his entire post?

>> No.10650281

Why to hell do all Koreans look identical. They even have the same personalities. They are like fucking clones.

>> No.10650908
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Ducks just aren't violent without a good reason. And that good reason is always rape.

That's probably why they're the tastiest of the flat beaked.

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My OC from a couple weeks ago.

>> No.10651005

Baking it in the sauce was a retarded mistake. The mozzarella is a bit gratuitous.

>> No.10651161

It fucking isn't mate im a mexicunt and never seen this this is next level abuse they should just get killed by the cartels

>> No.10651214

its Indonesian

>> No.10651236

brown is brown.

>> No.10651521

>that good reason is always rape.
judging from the webm they are very incompetent rapists, even if the female is as obviously willing as here
>half her assailants fuck off midgame, the other take a break
> be female, waddle after them h-hey guys dont tell me you're done raping already :-(

>> No.10651523

Your camera work is shit and those steaks look like shit and you should feel like shit for this.

>> No.10651570

>people actually get mad about this
why? a few years ago everyone was laughing about shoveldog and betting on chinese animal fights, but now you get triggered by a simple meal. has this place just desensitized me or are you all just faggots?

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>> No.10651591

Is that gutter oil he's using in that pan?

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I was on board until about 20s everything after that made me feel nauseous

>> No.10651595

something tells me the caloric value of a bug burger is not equal to the calories spent swinging a heavy pan around for several hours to make it

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>> No.10651612

You'd be mistaken. That's why diet is so important for weight loss. It takes a disproportionately high amount of work to "exercise away" calories.

>> No.10651621

I did this to my little brother before.

It's pretty funny but everyone gets mad.

>> No.10651624

It's actually really good anon, best way to make a sierra leone steak

>> No.10651625

Most of these girls follow shitty fad diets and yoyo shit constantly, especially on the west coast so they can maintain the year-round beach bod. My hat off to them on the pursuit of health, but they often cut out almost all animal fat but think Avocado is "healthy" and since it is a "vegetable" it can't have fat in it in their minds. So they chowdown on one as a treat and their fat starved brain flushes their system with dopamine because Avocados are full of fat.

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>> No.10651632

please return to your containment board >>>/pol/

>> No.10651633

Also do you see that bug cloud in the background when he is cooking? It probably takes 4 or 5 swings until you got enough stuck in the bottom of the pan, they coat the pans in a sticky edible resin to make sure the bugs stick too.

>> No.10651634

pajeet pls

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>> No.10651655

You're just not used to growing up around them and being able to differentiate their individual physical qualities. I've talked to some that think white people all look the same too.

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>> No.10651662

what a wanky abomination. i watched the entire thing expecting some indication of satire

>> No.10651663

Hey man, if you have ever been low on a certain macronutrient or vitamin, especially after a workout, and then sat down to eat something with a decent amount of that nutrient in it, trust me, it will taste so much better than it has any right to normally. If you are keeping to a low fat diet and working out to maintain body image in what is a rather cut throat world of being a young woman in that culture, an avocado would taste like Chad Thundercock McZeusborn cumming on your tongue.

>> No.10651669

not as much tho.....

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>> No.10651786

>2 cups beets
stars for the original webm tho, haven't seen it before

>> No.10651792


>> No.10651825

best webm in this thread. 10/japan for the panko

>> No.10651834

I'm sure it's entirely for socio-economic reasons.

>> No.10651852

oly ell what e fuck is taht

>> No.10651861

My dog eats treats like that.

>> No.10651890

>avocado burger
>99% avocado
>1% spinach

>> No.10651908

>cutting it horizontally

>> No.10652151

This is so sad.

>> No.10652160

Based frogger don't need no handouts.

>> No.10652231

You should you lack empathy for an entire race of people.

>> No.10652242

This is how I learned to make the best eggman sandwiches. Just a few subtle tweaks and a surly disposition.

>> No.10652243

A meme from some thread about what you would do with a drunk/passed out girl in your house.

White knight faggot goes on about how he'd be a gentlemen and insist she eat some eggs before she leaves, people make fun of him and the video pretty summarizes how creepy/spergy he was.

>> No.10652263

Damn, at least kill that little nigga.

>> No.10652265

honestly the steaks look fine to me, camerawork is shit tho.

>> No.10652273

that's not real right?

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>little nigga.

>> No.10652285

if you think that's fake, google gordon ramsey making cocaine

>> No.10652298

it is 100% real although the title is disingenuous because you aren't making anything you are just pulling it out of the plant

>> No.10652309

>the name "make tea" is disingenuous because you aren't making anything you are just pulling it out of the tea leaves

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>> No.10652328

>the term " pulling it out of the plant" is disingenuous because you aren't pulling anything you are extracting and crystallizing

>> No.10652361

Plastic surgery

>> No.10652367

indonesia is the mexico of southeast asia
therefore IT IS MEXICO

>> No.10652371

they are also all directly related to the contents of Genghis khan's scrotum.

>> No.10652421

I can guarantee you she is jewish

>> No.10652537

what the hell is going on here?

>> No.10652541

we gotta get that bro what the fuck oh my gawd

>> No.10652683

It's a social experiment.

>> No.10652688

That's the Philippines idiot.

>> No.10652689


>> No.10652904

Jay what the fuck is dat thing? Jay I think it's hurt bro.

>> No.10653557

Uh don't post that

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>> No.10654350

More than just the Philippines bruh

>> No.10654366

Anybody have the webm of the guy eating at 5 guys and GOING HAM on the food and dipping a hotdog in a shake and chugging it

>> No.10654380

you mean that staged scene for attention. I know which one you're thinking of but I never saved that lame-ass webm.

>> No.10654395

Fr*ck you even if it was staged it was breath taking

>> No.10654416

fake isn't breath-taking m8.

>> No.10654421

He ate it for real with no shame

>> No.10654423

Whoa, watch your language dude, there's kids around here!

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>> No.10654547

H*ck you son of a hoot.

>> No.10655144

you have autism and don't understand how language works xD

>> No.10655472

The catholic religion is the majority, they have spanish names and the language is a mixture between spanish and tagalog. The Philippines were a spanish colony, the only major one in asia, if you are american you should've known that as you took them away from them.

>> No.10655531

underrated /pol/st

>> No.10655856

I love me some avocado but this just seems a bit over the top.

>Avocados have almost 20 essential nutrients
Why not just say "Avocados have 18 essential nutrients"?

>> No.10655870

how is it rape if you have wings and can literally fly away

>> No.10655879

Glorious Nippon omlette folded 10000 times

>> No.10655886

The only difference between Indonesia and Mexico is that Indonesian hookers only pretend to be women.

>> No.10655894

Kind of weird but also looks pretty tasty. I might try that tonight if I can find some decent looking sirloin.

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I like your train of thought.

Your honor, how is it rape if she has legs and can literally run away?

>> No.10655905

Is this some kind fetish , cp or what???

>> No.10655938

>Frog was immobile for a while
>jump to it writhing with not much to make it write
Not sure if it works on frogs, too, but when they put soy sauce on dead octopus, it makes them writhe as well. Frog very well couldve been dead.

>> No.10655939

Does anyone have the honeycomb cutting webm?

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>> No.10655953

Ok just making sure thanks

>> No.10655966

Post it, please.

>> No.10655977

Is this heart attack gluten-free?

>> No.10655992

That egg jiggle at 0:34 made my peepee hard

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>> No.10656039

Wow, you made the process to make the most basic cake look like a shitty art film. Just make the food, faggot.
>flour inconveniently in antique box
Yeah I'm sure you always keep flour there, hermetically sealed as it is. I hope you had to throw away that historical piece when you found cleaning flour out of it was harder than making some shitty recipe video
>dramatically over pouring the vanilla
Why the fuck is this enticing to anyone? Like when someone jabs the shrimp into the cup of butter on the Red Lobster commercial, it doesn't make the food look good, it just looks the same with more of a mess for you.

Idk why this pissed me off so much, maybe because the end was just a single layer chocolate cake with powdered sugar instead of any type of icing. Seriously didn't need any special effects, just fucking make the food, twat

>> No.10656043

He replies to all the posts first

>> No.10656074

Do citizens of certain country really do this ?

>> No.10656093

Seriously the only good eats here. Potato cakes kill

>> No.10656127

this is more disturbing than >>10648514

>> No.10656133

By what metric?

>> No.10656139


>> No.10656155

By the metric of me being more disturbed by it?
If you mean why, it's because those people not only CHOOSE to use such a fatty yet flavorless ingredient as their main one, they are so fucking proud of it too. Not to mention chewing the scenery that hard. That kid probably has not much else to feast on.

>> No.10656160

Proof abortion should always be legal and highly recommended.

>> No.10656161

why are asians so barbaric

>> No.10656170


>> No.10656237

utter disrespect

>> No.10656319
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Americans have the most brilliant comebacks.

>> No.10656321

Euro-peons have... old buildings and a grudge.

>> No.10656329

Eggs? Why?

>> No.10656452

>mashing up french fries and cheese to stuff into already disgustingly fatty sandwich
do italians really do this?

>> No.10656468

it upsets me that the creator forgot a key detail: to use a bowl instead of a plate.

>> No.10656479

For the people.

>> No.10656497

>chicago calls this a pizza

>> No.10656521
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>a grudge.
America, land of imagination!

>> No.10656524

How do the eggs break without him getting out?

>> No.10656966

how do you spell the sound that the egg makes near the end.

>> No.10656981

You think he said, dat jus muh dik, at first?

>> No.10657235

I'm pretty sure the mods did that.

>> No.10657390
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Nu-anon is as fragile as the cucks they claim to despise, more at eleven.

>> No.10657500

original 4chan culture was all about a facade of irony. pretending to laugh at anything transgressive whether it was animal abuse jokes, child abuse jokes, or finding a way to put the word "nigger" into every sentence even though it didn't make any grammatical sense nor was it making any particular point about race. people would expose themselves to the most grotesque imagery and then trip over each other to pretend it was "totally nothing" or that they "fapped" to it, no matter that they had nightmares about it later. that was "oldfag culture"

neo-4chan culture is made of fuckups who got repeatedly banned from every legitimate forum on the internet and they heard this is the new safe space for racist losers who are actually sexually attracted to kids and think that "the shitskins" are why they can't hold down a job. the reason everyone freaks out about people eating live sushi is because these people are showing their sincere emotions. when someone says they think some prepubescent actress is "hot" these days, they mean it sincerely. when people say "the jewish conspiracy is why I'n not a winner" these days, you can pretty much take it at face value. and likewise, when someone posts a decapitated fish flopping around and they cry about it, it's because they've never actually thought about food before.

the original 4chan culture is dead, and if you're still here, you're dead inside

>> No.10657510

Wow, thanks, reddit.

>> No.10657627

Made me laugh

>> No.10658068

Looks like literal shit

>> No.10658113

I like this better when its shaped as balls and with a blob of cheese in the middle.

>> No.10658121


>> No.10658126

Top fucking kek

>> No.10658742

Seriously...plastic surgery.
Look up South Korean double jaw surgery.

>> No.10658754

>Baking it in the sauce was a retarded mistake
The whole webm was a retarded mistake

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>avocado burger

>> No.10658812

Adorable when children do this, but when adults do it...what's the word I'm looking for

>> No.10658814

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10658815

Kek, you cu/ck/s are adorable
your board makes me hungry tho

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>> No.10658822

Yeah, let's go with that.

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>> No.10658885

Alright anons, /doesntcook/ here, what're the 3 things he coats the cakes in at 37? Top looks like flour, left looks like egg yolk to me and right looks like some salt.

I have no clue what I'm looking at and I'm hungry

>> No.10658917

Flour, egg yolk and panko

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>> No.10659311


jesus christ.

>> No.10659314
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Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?

>> No.10659316

same feels, hungry af.

>> No.10659321

I've never seen someone look so confused doing something so well.

>> No.10659516

Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.10659519
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>EVERY time

>> No.10659525

Euler's cup?

>> No.10659529

It's only because the media preferentially reports what you expect and want to hear, retard. That's how it maintains its userbase.

>> No.10659559

beer is good for your hair anon. try it, silky smooth results guaranteed

>> No.10659576

other guy doesn't have onions. that is why surlyman is the superior egg chef

>> No.10659618

Why are you such a pessimist?
Just let people bake tiny cakes.

>> No.10659620

It's called oiler's cup, idiot, like the Edmonton Oilers

>> No.10659626

shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

>> No.10659818


>> No.10659838

Yamasaki truly deserves every fucking slap he gets on every batsu

>> No.10659866

>Shitty patty
>Avocado bun cut the wrong way
>Does everything super slow making it look pretentious as fuck
>Meme knife
>Breaks the yolk
This webm never fails to make me angry despite being posted over and over for over a year now

>> No.10659871

It's staged.

>> No.10659872

It's a good demonstration that God not only exists but also has a very absurd sense of humour

>> No.10659908

HowToBasic birthday bash.webm

>> No.10659912
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>godfags unironically believe this

>> No.10659926


>> No.10659976

We're seeing some shit we ain't never seen before

>> No.10660054


lol @ the smoke fucking pouring out of the pan

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>> No.10660070

The two multicolored ducks are defending the female from the two ultra horny black ducks. They're not actively trying to rape her, in contrary.

>> No.10660097

dubs of truth right here.
kys faggot

>> No.10660102

Harvey Weinstein already won

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>> No.10660254
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Why don't you show everyone that cringe compilation of yours.

>> No.10660295

Civic nationalism.webm

>> No.10660314

Yeah 56% italian heritage

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>> No.10660342

here you go: >>https://warosu.org/ck/?task=search2&search_filename=1436725795855.jpg

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The comments above aren't even in there. What a poser.

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>> No.10660384

the surly king of the egg fort looks like a hispanic Matsumoto

>> No.10660421

>virgin boiled egg vs chad sandwich

>> No.10660433


>> No.10660438

it is now!

>> No.10660439
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steamed sneeds

>> No.10660442

Better take a selfie.

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>> No.10661038

There is no cringe compilation.

>> No.10661243

Did the candles actually go into her eyes tho

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>> No.10661851

a nigga's gotta eat

>> No.10662158

Italian here, no, we don't do it. It's just a restaurant copying American food style.

>> No.10662186

The most fucked up and oppurtunistic people survived the mao regime.

>> No.10662194

>safe space for racist losers who are actually sexually attracted to kids and think that "the shitskins" are why they can't hold down a job.

Wow man can you add a few more character attacks to generalise everyone who browses 4chan?

>> No.10662338

Shittiest meme since Bane desu senpaitachi

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