/food challenges/

[Anonymous No.10642295]

Tell me /ck/ have you ever attempted a food challenge? Ever won?

[Anonymous No.10642305]

>>10642295
I won a boom-box in a pie eating contest at the local library when I was like 10, still have it today. It's pretty slick, got a remote control and everything

[Anonymous No.10642312]

Have I ever purposefully chosen to ruin my night by paying quintuple for the opportunity to eat a nasty, poorly prepared version of what I wanted so I can have a bunch of people stare at me while I eat?

No, because that sounds retarded.

[Anonymous No.10642315]

>>10642312
Is your life so sad you have to be a bitter faggot all the time?

[Anonymous No.10642321]

>>10642315
yes :(

[Anonymous No.10642326]

>>10642315
Calm the fuck down Takeru Kobayashi

[Anonymous No.10642327]

>>10642312
You don't pay if you succeed the challenge, retard

[Anonymous No.10642344]

>>10642327
>Eat 8 pounds of USDA Select steak
>Save $38
#GotEm

[Anonymous No.10642379]

There was this burrito place where they had on the menu a burrito that if you could finish it in 2 hours you got free burritos for life. If not, it cost like $100. And if you take the challenge they put you on a stage in front of the restaurant and the other patrons jeer/cheer you on. So me and 2 other guys take on the challenge. The one guy was like a 400lbs man and the other was some skeleton Paki. This burrito was like twice the size of my head. I made it like halfway through before I tapped out (the crowed boo'd me), the Fatman also tapped out when he had like 5 bites left. The paki finished it.

The entertainment value was worth the $100

[Anonymous No.10642385]

>>10642344
So you admit to being wrong about the "paying quintuple" part of your previous post?

[Anonymous No.10642393]

>>10642379
What's the name of this place? Sounds awesome. My only claim to fame is beating the Buffalo Wild Wings blazing wing challenge.

[Anonymous No.10642398]

>>10642295
I can't win a volume or mass eating contest but I would love to be in a spicy food eating contest

[Anonymous No.10642418]

>>10642393
I can't remember. It wasn't a chain place. It was in southwestern Ontario (Canada).

[Anonymous No.10642419]

>>10642393
No?
I'd say x5 is about the correct ratio in price compared to the non-challenge version of what you're eating.
Giant burgers, usually around $28, steaks around $45-$50.
Keep in mind challenge meals are always made up of the absolute bottom of the barrel trash ingredients they have; like I said, USDA Select steak.

[Anonymous No.10642427]

>>10642419
>>10642385

[Anonymous No.10642466]

>>10642419
We know the food challenge is trash, mate. You think I wanted to eat a 9lbs burrito for the quality of food? No. I did it for the glory.

[Anonymous No.10642488]

>>10642419
>only participates in caviare eating challenges.

clearly superior

[Anonymous No.10642509]

>>10642488
Hope you're Swedish

[Anonymous No.10642516]

>>10642295
I've won a spicy food contest by eating one of those pills that neutralize spiciness before hand. Still paid by having the worst stomach pains / vomiting of my life after though. Thought my guts were gonna come out of my nose.

10/10 would scam cringy he-men out of their sweat glands again

[Anonymous No.10642525]

>>10642516
wow

yeah, normally people build up a resistance to this so that doesn't happen to them

lol, still.. very funny

[Anonymous No.10642613]

>>10642295
>all those veggies
And people say Americans are unhealthy

[Anonymous No.10642634]

>>10642613
eating 10 times what a human needs in just vegetables is the fastest way to get healthy

right?

[Anonymous No.10642640]

>>10642312
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.10642923]

I won free pancakes for a year at IHOP for winning their all-you-can-eat pancake contest. that was a very delicious year. cinnastack is the best fyi

[Anonymous No.10643902]

>>10642923
When was this? And how many pancakes did you eat? I'm kinda intrigued by this. I'm also thinking about attempting a 5 pound burger challenge at a local diner. 12" diameter beast along with fries must be consumed within an hour. No one's beaten the challenge yet.

[Anonymous No.10643947]

>>10642295
Did the Blazin Challenge at BWW and it was super easy. They pick out the biggest wings and stuff so you can't finish the food which worked on me, so I didn't get a Tshirt but I did get on the wall for a few months

easy as shit desu

[Anonymous No.10644285]

>>10642525
>People work hard for a long time to be able to do something when they can just take a pill the night before and do just as well.
Non-Americans should be banned.

[Anonymous No.10644298]

>>10644285
Americans should be banned.

[Anonymous No.10644305]

>>10642295

Did he died?

[Anonymous No.10644318]

I've seen food challenges in media all the time, but I've never actually been to a restaurant that has one. I live in Washington, is it more an eastern/central US sort of thing? Or is it more a gimmick restaurant kind of thing? (I don't go to those more than once or twice a year)

[Anonymous No.10644334]

>>10644298
Yeah, they're clearing us out any day now

[Anonymous No.10644336]

>>10644318
http://eatfeats.com/calendar/Washington.html

Probably some out of date info but it's a good starting point.

[Anonymous No.10644349]

>>10642295
Yeah, a spicy wing challenge. Love hot Shit and I love wings, having more tolerance for heat than anyone I know. So I go the place, only 6 people have passed out of everyone who’s tried. Last people I heard do it threw up. The owner, who’s a cool guy and always chats with people dining there tries to warn me away with a look of actual concern. In my spicy hubris I ignore him, saying it’ll be fine. He says he only managed 2 himself and he fucking made the things.

So I sit down at the bar with him watching, get handed some blue rubber glooves, real thick fuckers and have a bucket set in front of me. And then come the wings, they’re smothered in a sauce that’s blacker than Satan’s anus. Now when I say smothered I mean it looked like I had a bowl of sauce handed to me.

I of course carried on, and before I started I sniffed the wings. This is how I gauge how spicy something is. And it smelled like mild bbq sauce, and I thought fuck people round here are pussies, hell a burger I usually get here smells spicy than that.

And that is the evilest thing about the wings. Their smell lies, but at the time I had not clue, and picked up my first one since I can eat 12 wings in 12 minutes if they’re this weak, and the no drink wait after? Easy as pie.

Inhaled it, I’ve had hotter wings else, start the second and feel my tongue screaming, but I power on as the heat suddenly and I do mean suddenly becomes much greater in seconds

By time I bite into the third, my eyes are crying involuntarily, my hands are shaking visibly and I’m sweating and also drooling. Now the first two wings, I got in about a minute, the third I finished at the 5 minute mark. I realized I could get 3 more In me if I tried, but also realized I’d be stuck on the can with liquid pain firing out my ass as my stomach was already aching like I had been stabbed.

So I stopped at three, and got a few cheers as I stood up and started pacing the small restraunt, feeling like I was dying

[Anonymous No.10644358]

>>10642295
I've done this a few times anonz
>meet a hooker/lady of the night
>she made me suck her cock and swallow her cum
>asked mum she said women don't have dicks
> I told my uncle Dave.. And that fuck wouldn't give my money back

[Anonymous No.10644396]

I'm not much of a big eater but I reckon I could win some drinking challenges if any places at those.
But they don't because of The Man turnings us all into little pussies.

[Anonymous No.10644414]

>>10644358
Then
>uncle Dave the cheeky cunt!
>said I had actually faild (Dave's food challenge)
>I couldn't believe it I didn't now I had to lick my lips and finger tips
>long story short had to give Dave another ten bucks coz I failed the challenge

[Anonymous No.10644442]

>>10644414
>I'm not going into unlcle Dave's next food challange

[Anonymous No.10644476]

>>10644442
But
>it does not end there
>next Dave brought his friend Barry over
>they both bet me $10 bucks each for a new food challenge!
>long story short... Suck it all back
>haha ha jokes on them I only had to pay $20 bucks

[Anonymous No.10644490]

>>10644476
> uncle Dave rip 1969-2015

[Anonymous No.10644540]

>>10642419
Shrekwithcamera.jpg

[Anonymous No.10644573]

>>10642295
I ate six chicken wings covered in carolina reaper sauce in what the restaurant called the "suicide challenge"
I won a beer mat and my photo on the wall, it was absolutely horrific, I went utterly delirious for half an hour, it was absolutely insane and I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.10644579]

>>10642312
>being this boring

[Anonymous No.10644591]

There's a place called the Manhattan Deli in my hometown of Reno, NV where they serve a 4lb burger that is stacked with pastrami and a side of fries. If eaten under an hour you get the meal for free and a tshirt. Next time I go back home I think I'm going to do it lads.

[Anonymous No.10644602]

>>10644349
>eats spicy wings improperly
You're supposed to rip off the meat with your hands, that way you don't burn your face/outer edges of your mouth.

[Anonymous No.10644749]

>>10644579
Imagine being called boring by the kind of person that think's Food Challenges are interesting.

[Anonymous No.10645012]

>>10644749
It's not that fact that he doesn't like food challenges. It's the fact that he's a stuck up faggot about it.

[Anonymous No.10645295]

>>10643902

2013, 20 pancakes

[Anonymous No.10645360]

>>10645295
Shit, I think I could eat 20 pancakes. How did you feel during and afterward?

[Anonymous No.10645375]

>>10645360

the last three or so were tough. pretty much had to swirl water in my mouth to make it liquid, then swallow. felt fine afterward, just bloated and slow. went home and took a nap.

[Anonymous No.10645390]

>>10644591
I can't imagine actually growing up in Reno. Are there even schools there?

[Anonymous No.10645823]

>>10645390
One of the top engineering universities, UNR, is located there. It's a decent town if you're not just a tourist, very comfy.

[Anonymous No.10645830]

They opened some XXL restaurants here.
I tried to go with a large Schnitzel but couldn't even eat half of it.

[Anonymous No.10647386]

>>10645830
Jesus look at the size of that thing! It could feed a small village in Africa

[Anonymous No.10647403]

>>10647386
would they eat his shirt and goatee too?

Savages.

[Anonymous No.10647560]

>>10644591
That looks easy af

[the_boar No.10647628]

>>10642295
Saw some stupid youtube video about how Takeru Kobayashi, the hot dog eating champ "trains" by challenging chefs to stump him. At that time I was working at a soccer pub on the northside of chicago, and we had a former executive chef of the white sox who had just been hired. He seemed like the real deal until we found out he had a coke problem (thats another story).

Went into the pub on one of my off days and had a few too many, stumbled into the kitchen, and said "go ahead mr big deal chef make me the hottest fucking wings you can" He said "Not a problem!" He texted and asked me when to be there so people could watch. I was thinking to myself, "I didnt realize it would get this big". Yeah it got that big. Staff on their off days came to watch, and they texted regular customers to come see too.

I had a few beers before I got there cause I thought it might help me slam them down. I showed up to the pub and there they were... 12 wings, made from 6 ghost peppers and 2 habaneros. Greg threw those last 2 in for "flavor". No sauce, no water, no nothing. I remember seeing a "Man vs Food" where he said the key to food challenges was speed... so that's what I went for. Drums went in fat side first, i bit down hard and pulled the bone out as fast as possible to get it down. Wings were a bitch cause they slowed me down, but if you twist them they come apart and i could use the same drum eating technique.

I got about half way through and it feels like I have been fucking maced. My throat was closing, nose dripping and sweat pouring from everywhere. I had to really concentrate to get them down, every greasy bite got worse and worse. People started cheering and I had to mumble out "be quiet please". Just couldnt concentrate on getting them down. When I literally choked the last one down, I drank a big glass of jameson to help wash the oils out of my mouth. Everyone seemed to be going crazy like a food show but i immediately wanted to go home.

[Anonymous No.10647650]

>>10647628
did you die?

[the_boar No.10647710]

>>10647650
You know the sound your stomach makes when you're hungry? Mine made that every 10-15 seconds and felt like I had swallowed a molten hot slug of metal. The sounds evolved into something that sounded like a guitar ran through a wah wah pedal. I ended up eating a block of cracker barrel cheese to calm my mouth and stomach down. Pure hell.

After that I quit any ultra hot foods... it simply just seemed pointless and unhealthy. At least I did it.

[Anonymous No.10647726]

>>10642295
I only really do hot / spicy food challenges. I've done the Buffalo Wild Wings challenge a few times, mostly when I get super drunk. It's hella easy

[poonilly No.10647755]

Yesterday I went to a hot chicken challenge. Challenge was 3 big tenders in 10 minutes. I made it through 2, saw there was still 5 minutes left and sat for a second before grabbing the third. By then the heat had gotten so bad in my mouth that I just couldn't bring myself to eat it. Going in I was going to be proud if I just ate 1 so I wasn't really embarrassed. The coworkers I went with panicked and ran outside to barf after 1 tender.

I had spice baby pains 3 hours after the challenge that lasted about 8 hours so today sucked because I got no sleep. One of my coworkers got the baby like 10 seconds after eating. Anyone know why it takes so much longer for me? Same thing happened when we ate reapers. Pic is said coworker, lol

[Anonymous No.10647771]

>>10647755
>Pic is said coworker
Tell him he's a faggot for having tattooed stars on his hip like some cheap hooker.

[poonilly No.10647773]

>>10647771
I think he might be literally gay fwiw

[Anonymous No.10647792]

>>10647773
as opposed to subjectively gay like you after a beer?

[Anonymous No.10647794]

>>10647710
i saw that guy in the op eat a ghost pepper or something in one of his videos
milk helped his a lot

[poonilly No.10647819]

>>10647792
No I'm not gay period, I wouldn't want to touch dicks or be touched by them. Same goes for woman parts, my skin crawls when anyone touches me I hate it.

>>10647794
Very temporary relief, only while the milk is actively moving across the spiced area. And there's nothing you can do stop the stomach pain. I made special elixirs to stop it and still got fucked in my challenge. Ate mayonnaise and olive oil sandwiches all day then made a buttermilk, peanut butter, Greek yogurt, and olive oil smoothie. Still got rekt.

[Anonymous No.10647824]

>>10642295
i ate your mother out once. i won the nobel prize

[the_boar No.10647851]

>>10647794
The reason your mouth burns is because of the oil from the seeds and membranes of the pepper. You obviously cant use anything like soap, so hard alcohol is your next best bet to wash the oils out and down. Milk is essentially a cold fat wash that does absolutely nothing. Also drinking soda/beer makes things 2x worse.

[Anonymous No.10647860]

>>10647851
capsatian is fat soluble shithead. You talk shit like you know it all the time?

[the_boar No.10647907]

>>10647860
Okay captain of the food challenge team thanks for chiming in. While that may be true on paper, in practical application as another anon has confirmed it does JACK FUCKING SHIT. Its cold and coats your mouth... temporary relief is all it is good for.

[Anonymous No.10647913]

>>10647907
how about you take your name and go fuck a light socket?

[poonilly No.10647916]

>>10647860
>capsatian
Do you mean capsaicin lol

[Anonymous No.10647941]

>>10647913
i ve seen that webm

[Anonymous No.10647947]

>>10647907
youre supposed to swish and spit. people will drink the milk and that just spreads the capsaicin down your throat and makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.10648032]

>>10642295

I won two vodkas on a Polish wedding by dancing with a guy (no homo) to "The Time of my Life"

I got an a applause from 150+ people... Looking back at it now, i feel proud of that moment.

[Anonymous No.10648049]

>>10648032

that's cool but not really a food challenge.

[Anonymous No.10648054]

>>10647916
you want to do my math homework too you fucking nerd?

You knew what I meant.

[the_boar No.10648102]

>>10648054
You're one of those kids who barely gets through school and life, and then, probably fails out of college (if you even attempt to go). The highest you'll ever fly is managing a mobile phone store or a rent-a-car-center.