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Rate this calzone

>> No.10637077

Where's the tomato sauce?

>> No.10637078

>>10637067
I'm all for some crust but that looks burned to shit and has too much cheese (or not enough meat and veg). 4/10.

inb4 artisinal

>> No.10637081
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10637081

It's fucking burnt

>> No.10637084

it looks burnt

>> No.10637085

looks like shyte m8

2/10

>> No.10637090
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>>10637078
>>10637081
>>10637084

>> No.10637093

Looks yummy

>> No.10637097
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>>10637067
IT'S BURNT! 0/10

>> No.10637100

That looks so goddamned burnt it's inedible. I mean I'm pretty sure it would be so bitter I couldn't taste the cheese.

Scrape out the filling onto some toast. 0/10

>> No.10637127

Next time make some slits in the dough before you back it so it doesn't fill with steam and puff up as much

>> No.10637142
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10637142

You guys are telling me binging with babish's calzone is no good? :^)

>> No.10637145

>>10637090
worst part was she was complaining about literally free pizza

>> No.10637592

>>10637142
> babish's
Who?

By the way, OP's calzone looks ok except for what it seems to be eggplant and the crust looks too much
"bread-y" but it could be the photo

>> No.10637679

gotta get those carbon gains.

>> No.10637680

>>10637067
drunk/10

>> No.10637683

>>10637090
What's the niggers obsession with little ceasers? There's one in every ghetto. Is it just because it's cheap or is there more to it?

>> No.10637707

>>10637683
There was one right across from the really high end tanning salon, massage place, and grocer where I used to live. Their bread isn't chewy and bites clean through, the cheese is flavorful, and the toppings stay on, and everything was ready and fresh all the time.

I know it's a chain so it's not the same everywhere but: near instant, delicious, better than more than 90% of pizzerias, inexpensive, clean, great staff, ect.

>> No.10637730

>>10637077
marinara sauce is in a dipping bowl where it fucking belongs. this is a calzone. not a fucking pizza pop, you uncultured swine.

>> No.10639569
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>>10637683

>> No.10639694

>>10639569
all this to save something like 3 dollars?

>> No.10639855

>>10637067
soggy bottom/10

>> No.10640070

There's a lot of plebes in this thread diparaging your crust because they've never had a woodfired pizza or calzone. The crust looks good and the cheese melt looks perfect.

>> No.10640092

>>10640070
Go fuck yourself op

>> No.10640129

>>10639569
hot and ready my ass

>> No.10641749

I'd definitely eat it, contrary to the fast food junkies itt. But I'm cutting away the burned parts. Also the crust looks a bit too hard, although that could just be appearance. Is it wood oven baked?

>> No.10642185

>>10637067
looks very good, calzone kinda bores me since all mozzarella is kinda heavy, but it's still nicely done
ignore the retards in the thread that are too stupid to understand that you can remove that burnt bubble

>> No.10643079
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10643079

Is that eggplant?

BIG STEIN WANTS A LITTLE TASTE!

>> No.10643089
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10643089

For me, it's the Boat from Jet's

>> No.10643129

>>10639569

I will never understand people who don't value their time.

>>10643089

Oh fug is that what that looks like? I love Jet's. Gonna have to try one soon.

>> No.10643241

>>10643079
Someone WILL acknowledge my fucking Seinfeld reference.

NOW.

>> No.10643597

>>10643241
who the fuck is stein? do you mean SEIN as in SEINfeld

>> No.10643606

>>10643241
i smiled

>> No.10643615

>>10643597
George STEINbrenner, George's boss when he works for the Yankees.
>>10643606
THANK YOU
THAT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME REFERENCE

>> No.10643617 [DELETED] 

>>10643615
only episode i remember is when cramer called that guy a nigger

>> No.10643626

>>10643615
I audibly laughed

>> No.10643631

Just about everybody in this thread needs to stick to store-bought chicken tenders and hot pockets.
The only thing done right on this calzone is the fucking crust.

>wah, it's burnt

Go eat cheese wiz on a fucking saltine, plebs.

>> No.10643666
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>>10643617
A classic.
>>10643626

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>>10637067

>> No.10643782

>>10637090
Slightly burnt pizza is pretty good, not gonna lie.
>>10637683
First time I've ever heard it called an obsession. But yeah it's cheap fast food, so it's obviously gonna be popular in places that are poor as fuck.

>> No.10643790

>>10637067
looks like shit

dry
so dry

>> No.10645368

>>10643079
Steinbrenner is a fag who should eat his own food.

>> No.10645394

>>10637730
Traditional calzone have a little of tomato sauce on top

>>10637081
Lol, do you even know what a wood oven is for?

>> No.10645400

>>10637067
way too much cheese and burnt crust

shit/10

>> No.10645408 [DELETED] 

>>10637683
you can get a large pizza for 5 dollars, its pretty hard to beat that and niggers are poor as fuck so they are not going to shell out an extra like 2 bucks for an actually decent pizza at dominos or whatever

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10646027

OP you burnt it, you fuck ass.

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rate my vesuvio with bearnaise

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>>10646110
same but from another place

>> No.10646168

>>10646110
>>10646122
Now that looks fuckin disgusting. What is that pink stuff?

>> No.10646177

>>10646110
Looks like it has the better bernaise

>>10646122
Has better ham and crust

>> No.10646179

>>10637592
People don't realize that Andrew Rea, who runs the youtube channel "Binging with Babish", in which he recreates food from television and film, made that calzone on a different youtube channel called "first we feast"

OP probably made this thread so people would give an opinion on the calzone before people realized that a youtuber that is popular on reddit and everywhere else made something that looks good

>> No.10647291

>>10637067
Looks fucked up beyond all recognition.

But I would still eat it.

>> No.10647421

>>10637067
Burt so black it just stole my bike

1/10

>> No.10648695

>>10637683
Started in Detroit, so go figure.

>> No.10648763
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>>10648695
The vice of niggers supports the children of whites
Sometimes I feel we’re living in a true dystopia

>> No.10648966

>>10643129
>people

there's your problem right there

>> No.10649500

>>10637067
Tbh looks cold

>> No.10649807

>>10637067
Payment up front please.
Who are you, google?

>> No.10650602
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>>10637067
Looks shit.
The za place i work at uses these big balls of ricotta that ill place on a little nest of mozzarella. Its a pain to cook cause you gotta take it out half way through and cover it in tin foil to make sure the cheese melts. Ive never had them cause i dont like eating fistfulls of cheese, but they look a hell of alot better then that trash.

>> No.10651316

>>10646168
"ham"

>>10646177
actually the sauce was shit on the top one, runny as fuck and tasted meh.

>> No.10651407

>>10637067
That's looks nice and I want pizza now. Is that aubergine ? Never had that in a calzone, don't see how it could go wrong.

>>10650602
Get the fuck outta here and take that shitty-oven cooked disgrace with you.