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Anonymous Mon May 21 08:20:27 2018 No.10634589 [Reply] [Original]

>eat asparagus
>Pee smells like rotten spinach for the next 24 hours
I can't live like this anymore. I literally have to open the windows everytime I pee. This isn't how my day off was supposed to be like.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:21:48 2018 No.10634590 Did your girlfriend see it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:22:26 2018 No.10634592 Are you an alcoholic by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:27:47 2018 No.10634605 Can you handle the nutrients of some fresh vegetables? It's a tough life

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:29:01 2018 No.10634611 >>10634592 I wouldn't say alcoholic but I like to drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:29:19 2018 No.10634612 >>10634592 Not him, but why?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:31:43 2018 No.10634618 >>10634612 They are terrible at cooking asparagus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:33:42 2018 No.10634624 >>10634618 Just put them in 170c oven for 10 minutes and they come out perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:36:23 2018 No.10634630 >>10634592 Aparagus will make some peoples' urine smell of sulphur whether they drink or not. Those who don't notice it either lack the olfactory genes to perceive it or somehow process it in a way that reduces urine sulphur content.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:38:35 2018 No.10634634 >>10634624 what is 170c in real temperature?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:40:05 2018 No.10634637 >>10634589 Being that sensitive to smell is a sign of autism Tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:43:11 2018 No.10634643 >>10634634 about 1.7 times the temp difference between water starting to boil and freezing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:49:36 2018 No.10634658 >>10634589 Not OP but everything smells like shit, I wanna fucking die. What is wrong with me? And no, I'm not pregnant, because I'm not a woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:51:52 2018 No.10634665 >>10634658 Are you sure. That you arent pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:53:02 2018 No.10634669 >>10634665 As much sure as I am that you are gay

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 08:59:53 2018 No.10634677 >>10634669 Did it feel good?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 09:00:15 2018 No.10634678 >>10634677 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 09:05:16 2018 No.10634687 >>10634678 Good luck getting pregnant you waste of space What is wrong with me? Well it's there to marvel at. Can cook a mean asparagus for my gf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 09:06:19 2018 No.10634693 >>10634687 I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend anyones feelings. I was looking for an honest answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 09:09:47 2018 No.10634701 File: 23 KB, 500x288, smelly-500x288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i used to put my ear up against the door when girls tinkled then i would go in right after them and feel the warm seat anyways asparagus is good tho

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 09:10:58 2018 No.10634705 >>10634693 Do you want a baby?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 11:11:41 2018 No.10635077 There's something intoxicating about asparagus piss. It's a guilty pleasure of mine to smell it every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 11:15:52 2018 No.10635092 >>10634589 >>10634592 >>10634630 https://youtu.be/Wi9i8ULtk4s

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:09:42 2018 No.10635604 >>10635092 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:10:22 2018 No.10635605 >>10634589 Asparagus is rancid. It's more the texture than the flavour.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:13:06 2018 No.10635620 But your piss smelled like goddamned daisies in springtime before it? Maybe you don't need to sniff your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:19:23 2018 No.10635647 >>10634658 I had a that problem when I got dengue, you might wanna go have a blood test and see if your platelet count is low.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:32:39 2018 No.10635693 >>10635620 It's not something that I can avoid. It smells really fucking bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:38:23 2018 No.10635705 >>10635092 fascinating

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 21:07:04 2018 No.10637626 >>10634605 It's the high sulfur content of the Asparagus, that give your urine the smell.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 21:13:54 2018 No.10637657 >>10637633 Gas yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 21:16:22 2018 No.10637670 >>10634589 being this autistic is a sign of being bipolar

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 21:26:38 2018 No.10637715 >>10637633 I got you senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 22:20:06 2018 No.10637932 File: 49 KB, 640x500, 1433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10634589 Eat these your pee will smell sweet like the cereal. Not really a fix but it will cover the aspag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:00:19 2018 No.10639300 >>10634589 I think asparagus pee has a wonderful briny aroma. And it TASTES like a warm, ocean breeze.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:43:46 2018 No.10639596 >>10634612 The reason asparagus makes your piss smell is because it removes sulfuric toxins from your liver, which accumulate from alcohlism and sugar.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 11:39:58 2018 No.10640369 >>10634592 Aren't we all?

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