/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10629582]

does your wife cook for you /ck/?

[Anonymous No.10629604]

Does my what do what now?

[Anonymous No.10629618]

Yes she's Chinese, half of it is too spicy tho. The other half is god tier.

[Anonymous No.10629619]

Hahah, only if by "wife" you mean "mother."
In which case the answer is still no.

[Anonymous No.10629620]

>>10629582
My wife can bake but she can't make gravy for shit. That's why I'm standing over a hot stove making ziti

[Anonymous No.10629626]

>>10629620
>ziti
fuck you

[Anonymous No.10629634]

>>10629626
No, fuck you

[Anonymous No.10629642]

>>10629634
youre the one shitting up this board with your baked ziti, the worst pasta there is, faggot
so fuck u

[Anonymous No.10629654]

>>10629582

[Anonymous No.10629658]

>>10629642
>worst pasta
For me, it's the McChicken.

[Anonymous No.10629661]

>>10629658
MCcaca > shiti

[Anonymous No.10629729]

>>10629582
no wife but my gf cooks for me pretty often. we're still pretty young so she's not super good but she just finds a recipe online and tries it out. have had only success so far. also turns me on seeing her in the kitchen desu. pic is some cheese tonkatsu she made a while ago. the salad was a little rough chopped but it was still fine

[Anonymous No.10629782]

she made me pic related
thats mayonnaise by the way, not butter.
I’m starved for edible food

[Anonymous No.10629804]

>>10629782

[Anonymous No.10629808]

Yes, my gf cooks for me when I'm too tired or lazy to cook. I love sniffing her hair and ass while she's cooking.

[Anonymous No.10629818]

>>10629782
what the fuck, is that potatoes on bread?

are you sure she doesn't want a divorce?

[Anonymous No.10629820]

>>10629782
Ever thought about shooting her?

[Anonymous No.10629851]

>>10629782
I love new potatoes on bread.
I make mine like this. Lots of chives.

[Anonymous No.10629880]

>>10629582
nope. I'm a much better cook.

[Anonymous No.10629902]

>>10629782

[Anonymous No.10629927]

>>10629782
I think she hates you

[Anonymous No.10629983]

>>10629851
That actually looks good

[Anonymous No.10630027]

I fucking wish.

[Anonymous No.10630035]

>>10629782
I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.10630047]

>>10629582
>gf is VIETCONG
>all she can do is boil chicken and peas and can't even season properly

WHY

WHY

WHY

HER MOTHER IS A GOD TIER COOK

[Anonymous No.10630049]

>>10630047
Tell her to use some Knorr Stock Pots

[Anonymous No.10630059]

>>10629582
I just wish I could talk to a girl without having flashbacks and nightmares lmao

[Anonymous No.10630080]

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.10630085]

>>10630080

[AOV No.10630098]

>>10629582
we cook together. but one of us takes the helm depending on the project. she's a baker so i default to her expertise whenever we're making deserts. and she really likes making southern food, i.e. red beans and rice, spot prawn, etc.. i usually lead on stuff like curries and non-desert baking.

we just made some gnarly fettucine alfredo from scratch last night with steamed spinach, shrimp and grilled tomatoes.

[AOV No.10630107]

>>10630098
dessert*. don't judge me. i'm on my first cup of coffee for the day.

[Anonymous No.10630120]

>>10630107

[AOV No.10630138]

>>10630120
i completely destroyed my 12-cup french press that i'd had for half a decade last weekend. i took it on a cross country road trip, numerous backwoods camping excursions, made coffee while completely zonked on hallucinogens, completely fine. but last weekend i was making coffee, had just poured it. and some of my dinner plates started falling from the dish rack into the sink. these plates cost about $1.50 total, from goodwill, but for whatever reason i decided to drop everything and save them from shattering. so i knocked my full coffee pot off the counter and onto the floor. it exploded into a hundred tiny shards of glass and coffee grounds. i just put my boots on silently and walked out the door. i was not about to clean it up until i had got some of the drug in me.

now i have an 8-cup. which means less coffee at once. which is probably better for my heart. but if it means i have to live longer....

[Anonymous No.10630176]

>>10630047
>HER MOTHER IS A GOD TIER COOK

I've found that to be fairly common among shitty cooks. They never bothered learning at all because mom does it so good and she'll always be around, right? Then they're not, and all the sudden they have to cook for themselves and it's mediocre as fuck. Kids with moms who were shit cooks seem to be better off, usually having begun cooking for themselves pretty early on to avoid mommy's slopuvshit.

Don't get me wrong, if the kid has an actual interest in cooking with parents like that you get an even more god tier cook, but usually they're not.

[Anonymous No.10630233]

>>10629642
You talkin' shit bout baked ziti?

[Anonymous No.10630259]

>>10630233
hold da fuck up bobby, maybe dis prick got something more to say before i shove my gun up his faggot ass

[Anonymous No.10630263]

>>10629582
Yes. And she's amazing.

[Anonymous No.10630388]

>>10629582
Never been married and all my gfs have been worse at cooking than I am. Cooking together is still fun.

[Anonymous No.10630448]

>>10629582
Damn straight she cooks and cleans for me

[Anonymous No.10630817]

>>10630080
Are you black? That sounds like something a nigger would do.

[Anonymous No.10630960]

>>10630817
italian i'd say
>>10630085

[Anonymous No.10630969]

>>10629582
I cook, she cleans it up. She makes some good cookies, though.

[Anonymous No.10630974]

>>10629582
Haha sure all the time

[Anonymous No.10630995]

>>10629582
what a pretty bich. unlike a lot of you fags I don't have yellow fever, but I would put a ring around that jap bich. Then watch her get railed.

[Anonymous No.10631130]

>>10630080
she is poisoning your food, friend

[Anonymous No.10631158]

>>10629782
I bet her boyfriend is eating well

[Anonymous No.10631187]

>>10629782
>"for dinnah tonigh' Cockhead and Sliced Balls on Cumbread"

[Anonymous No.10631304]

>>10630176
when i was around 16 i started to realize that my mother was a really great cook and i had no idea how the fuck to turn ingredients into food so i started lurking over her shoulder and trying to help out in the kitchen while she made dinner at least a couple times a week.
pretty sure this is why im a better cook than my sister.

[Anonymous No.10631374]

>>10631304
this might be the cutest thing I've read in like 7 days.

[Anonymous No.10631404]

>>10629782
divorce that bitch now

[Anonymous No.10631429]

>>10629582
we cook for each other and specialize in different types of foods.

she cooks what pairs with girly sweet white wines. I cook what pairs with reds and sake.

[Anonymous No.10631434]

>>10630176
Yea. My mom was a god awful cook. She remarried to some rich guy and we started going out to eat literally every night. When I moved out, I didn't have the money to afford the fancy food we went out to get, so I learned to cook.

[Anonymous No.10631540]

>>10629619
kek

[Anonymous No.10631624]

>>10630176
>Kids with moms who were shit cooks seem to be better off, usually having begun cooking for themselves pretty early on to avoid mommy's slopuvshit.
THIS
THIS
THIS
I DONT WANT JUEVITO MOM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.10631899]

>>10630263
Also imaginary.

[Anonymous No.10631958]

>>10629782
Why? Why would anyone make that?

[Anonymous No.10631977]

>>10629782
this is the food version of pic related

[Anonymous No.10632084]

>>10631304
>tfw mom was a good cook but she died before I could learn
There's always grandma I guess but I liked the way some of mommy's food tasted better

[Anonymous No.10632807]

>>10629782
You and her need to have a talk

[Anonymous No.10632838]

>>10629582
there's a wine glass in this photo
why is such degeneracy allowed?

[Anonymous No.10632844]

She does and she's pretty good at it but I'm generally the better cook and I enjoy it so a lot of the time I just end up cooking or inadvertently taking over while attempting to help.

She does pretty much all the baking though, that seems to be a bit of a theme in this thread.

[Anonymous No.10632873]

>>10629582
what a qt
I'd hold her hand

[Anonymous No.10632880]

>>10629851
>den mayonaisse
fy for fanden

[Anonymous No.10632882]

>>10632873
MODS

[Anonymous No.10632906]

>>10629782
why don't you try teaching her how to cook, so you both enjoy the meals you eat. Surely she doesn't enjoy that

[Anonymous No.10632923]

>>10629582
What a severely cute girl

[Anonymous No.10633092]

>>10629582
>does your wife cook for you /ck/?

yes but I'm the better cook

[Anonymous No.10633232]

>>10629782
D I V O R C E
I
V
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C
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[Anonymous No.10633255]

>>10629582
tfw you will never have stacked asian gf with perfect big, non saggy tits

[Anonymous No.10633450]

Yes. Here's a picture of her making chocolate for last valentine's.

[Anonymous No.10633780]

>>10629808
Are you a dog?

[Anonymous No.10633914]

>>10632880
>inte fy fan
Degenerate

[Anonymous No.10633922]

>>10633450
That can't be right. She was on all fours in my bedroom last Valentine's day

[Anonymous No.10633947]

>>10629782
Jesus mate she didn't even try
get you a nice bloke instead

[Anonymous No.10633949]

>>10633922
That was just one of her clones, dawg.

[Anonymous No.10634044]

>>10631304
You are pretty much me. My mom was a chef and she taught me how to cook. My sister never liked being in the kitchen until much later. Still when I visit I'm usually the one doing all the cooking.

[Anonymous No.10634348]

>>10629582
No but my mommy.

[Anonymous No.10634353]

>>10629582
looks like asuka kishi but im not sure

[Anonymous No.10634373]

>>10629582
My part time carer cooks for me when she's here. She's not my wife, but I asked if she can be my girlfriend and she said yes, but in a special way where we never touch or talk about it. I think she was really my wife in a past life, but I haven't told her yet.

[Anonymous No.10634385]

>>10629582
Yes, yes she does. She's way better at Western dishes than I am and her meatloaf and Salisbury steak is fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.10634399]

>>10629782
Does she hate you or something?

[Anonymous No.10634451]

>>10629582

[Anonymous No.10634664]

>>10629582
>not sure if shes cute or just has nice boobies
who is this???????

[Anonymous No.10635026]

>>10629619
lmao

[Anonymous No.10635150]

>>10629626
jesus, what on earth could be wrong with ziti?

[Anonymous No.10635160]

>>10629782
are you the guy who took her out into the field that night? Guess that "at least she tries" thing has worn out is usefulness by now huh

[Anonymous No.10635492]

>>10629620
>gravy
kys

[Anonymous No.10635541]

>>10629582
I'm seeing a dude who is a child of divorced parents, so home cooked meals aren't his thing. I cook for him like 2-3 times a week, which results in unnecessary, overly-gratuitous fellatio.

He's still figuring out not teething my foreskin, but A for effort.

[Anonymous No.10635553]

>>10629582
>does your wife cook for you /ck/?

My wife is a lazy white woman, so I'm lucky when she doesn't burn toast or can cook an egg sunny side up.

[Anonymous No.10635556]

>>10635541
Don't post here anymore

[Anonymous No.10635566]

>>10635556
Don't talk to me or my boyfriends son ever again.

[Anonymous No.10635641]

>>10630047
You got a defective unit, my gook wife is a damn fine cook.

[Anonymous No.10635979]

>>10629582
i bet she looks the same after sucking your dick off with cum in her mouth and on her face

[Anonymous No.10636073]

>>10629618
>wypipo detected

[Anonymous No.10636085]

Soon to be married to an Indian girl. She can cook virtually every dish from her home state of West Bengal and some of the standards from northern India that you typically see in restaurants. I've got her hooked on steaks and some other Western dishes so we trade off.

[Anonymous No.10636089]

>>10630047
>>10630047
I've had a bunch of Vietnamese immigrants as coworkers over the years and the ones whose cooking I got to taste were all amazing cooks. This is fucking heartbreaking, man.
These would mostly be women who are now aged 30-40.
Good, honest, hardworking folks too. I'd certainly rather my country took in more of those than the North Africans we're getting now.

Pic unrelated.

[Anonymous No.10636554]

>>10629729
That looks good anon, not too fussy. She will get better over time and when she has more free energy to spend at home.
My gf and I both cook regularly, swapping days when it's more convenient for either schedule. She never empties the dishwasher though.

[Anonymous No.10636596]

>>10629782
This is fucking hilarious. If I were you I'd dump that into the trash in front of her and tell her to cook a real meal

[Anonymous No.10636652]

>>10629582
How do I get a cute big tiddy Asian gf like this

[Anonymous No.10636664]

>>10629582
Does my what now?

[Anonymous No.10637068]

>>10633780
kek

[Anonymous No.10637376]

>>10629782
you should do the cooking from now on

[Anonymous No.10637400]

>>10634373
solid funny

[Anonymous No.10637449]

>>10633947
tfw no bf to make chip sandwiches with

[Anonymous No.10637498]

>>10629782
Goddamn dude, I hope your wife is hot and gives great head or something because you don't seem to be getting much else out of her.

[Anonymous No.10637536]

>>10635160
lol people are going to be mad about that post for the next 20 years

[Anonymous No.10638184]

>>10630176
I can personally attest to this. My mum couldn't cook for shit so I Iearned as a teenager how to cook my own meals. My friends all had mums who were great at cooking and now they can barely take care of themselves and eat fast food 5 times a week.

[Anonymous No.10638206]

>>10629582
I'm thin as a rake and my gf INSISTS she cook for me so that I eat something. Her cooking's divine. Lads, I may not kill myself after all.

[Anonymous No.10638211]

>>10633947
Alright fuck you this shit tastes GOAT

[Anonymous No.10638771]

>>10629582
Do we still not know who this Asian slut is? It only thing I want from this shit thread before it dies

[Anonymous No.10638778]

>>10635541
You have a containment board, sodomite.

[Anonymous No.10638785]

>>10630047
VIETCONG? Maybe she's a little Preoccupied

[Anonymous No.10638796]

yeah, my girlfriend cooks for me and she's actually quite good at it. it's nice.

[Anonymous No.10638797]

>>10635541
Please go

[Anonymous No.10638802]

>>10638785
*fortunate sons plays in the background*

[Anonymous No.10638946]

>>10630047
the solution it seems would be to marry her mother instead

[Anonymous No.10638956]

>>10629582
My gf can't even boil noodles or make pizza rolls without burning them.
I'm not shitting you.
She practically refuses to follow directions, even as simple as 'set temperature, stuff in over for x minutes'.

She periodically makes attempts on my life.
Literally has served me raw meat on a few occasions.
I DO NOT ask her to cook, ever.

But I like to eat well, so I do plenty of cooking and I'm pretty decent at a wide array of things.
I also clean, do they heavy lifting, yard work, car work, pick up after her and help her with an endless list of issues as they arise. She's pretty much a retard.
But she does love to fuck and suck dick, and it's the only thing she's genuinely good at as near as I can tell. So I put up with it.
If my dick ever stops working, she's out on her ass though.

[Anonymous No.10638969]

Gf can whip up breakfast and lunch, she struggles with dinner and baking, that's where i come in. As a 3rd gen male cook out of a family of female coosk I was Guy Fiere lvl by age 12. At 25 it's fun to cook together but she has some bad tendencies (doesn't check which burners on, doesnt taste before serving, 50% mise en place everytime, 40% clean dishes) My chore is always dishes an she does all other house work. I get worried when she cooks for both our lives but she'll be leveled by the time we have kids.

[Anonymous No.10638972]

>>10629582
holy shit, i thought asian girls with those proportions only existed in avs, animay, or mangos.

[Anonymous No.10638976]

>>10629729
lock that shit down anonymous

[Anonymous No.10638980]

>>10629582
Nope

[Anonymous No.10638987]

>>10638972
>i thought asian girls with those proportions only existed in avs

what the fuck do you reckon they're doing when they aren't filming mate

[Anonymous No.10638999]

>>10638987
what the fuck is a joke, mate

[Anonymous No.10639010]

>>10629729
WTF. Even if that tonkatsu isn’t burnt, which it looks like, why the fuck would you put cheese and/or gravy or whatever the fuck that is on it and ruin it? Here’s how it should look. With hot mustard for dipping.

[Anonymous No.10639015]

My wife is a chef, turned stay at home mom and sucks my dick almost every night after she cooks me dinner

You mad?

[Anonymous No.10639017]

>>10629582
Of course. I prefer to do it, though. I didn't marry her for her cooking.

[Anonymous No.10639024]

>>10629582
I don't think a woman would ever marry me. Sounds nice though.

[Anonymous No.10639027]

>>10638972
I'm not convinced it isn't a high-end sex doll.

[Anonymous No.10639035]

>>10639024
That's sad. Why not, anon?

[Anonymous No.10639039]

>>10639015
No. No one is. Wtf are you bragging on the internet anonymously?

[Anonymous No.10639043]

>>10639015
Does your wife know your shitposting about her sucking your dick, moron? Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.10639068]

>>10639035
I'm poor from an expensive lifelong medical condition. I'm getting old now. Just not much to offer, you know? I hope I can afford to get a (non-sexual) dogwife someday though. Thanks for asking.

[Anonymous No.10639082]

>>10629782
My cat kibbles looks better than that shit
I hope this is her worst dish because this, is fucking horrifying

[Anonymous No.10639083]

>>10639068
I subscribe to the theory that there's someone for everyone. Women are half the population. There's gotta be someone you can put up with for a couple of decades.

[Anonymous No.10639114]

>>10639083
I don't disagree with you. I'm sure there are some exceptionally kind-hearted women out there who would miraculously put up with my shitty life. I think finding one is the difficult part. Odds are slim, and my life is more than half over. I'm definitely not going to be one of the long-lived old farts who's surrounded by single old ladies in the retirement home. It's all right. I'll cook for my dog.

[Anonymous No.10639149]

>>10639114
You may be right. Maybe your perfect woman is geographically out of reach. I lucked into my wife on the way to bitter old-manhood. Just don't get so jaded about it you miss an opportunity. Good shit happens sometimes.

[Anonymous No.10639259]

>>10629582
Yes, she often does, and she is an good cook. I'm really grateful to have found somebody who enjoys cooking like me.

[Anonymous No.10639660]

>>10639083
Actually, women are slightly more than half the population. The rate of homosexual relations among women is also escalating as they they seek to escape the rape culture that they have started to view as pervasive. The fact is, a lot of men have to miss out, and anybody reading this is statistically likely to be one of us.

[Anonymous No.10639968]

>>10638771
Kind of looks like Wing.

[Anonymous No.10640020]

>>10629782
Reminds me of my dad's friend. His wife would make boxed mashed potatoes and throw canned spaghetti on top and bake it in the oven for an hour

[Anonymous No.10640035]

Occasionally. She's not very good, but I love her anyway

[Anonymous No.10640455]

>>10629808
>tfw love to cook for my boyfriend but he would never come and sniff my hair or grab my ass or think it was cute I was cooking for him
>he wouldn't even notice if I tried to wear like an apron and nothing else or something else to make it more sexy
>he just plays video games by himself and barely thanks me for the food
>eats meals I cook when I'm here but fills up on crackers and junk food instead of eating meals when I'm at work
I'm in the wrong relationship

[Anonymous No.10640750]

>>10640455
Clearly. Dump his ass if you aint getting the loving you need in a relationship. Or talk and work it out.

[Anonymous No.10641391]

>>10629619
you got me anon

[Anonymous No.10641410]

My last 2 exes have been pretty bad. The last one would only ever want to do frozen shit, she didn’t have any patience to do anything from scratch ever

[Anonymous No.10641416]

>>10640455
That's rough anon.

[Anonymous No.10641422]

>>10629619
Kek

[Anonymous No.10641436]

>>10630817
>>10631130
crossboarders leave

[Anonymous No.10641442]

why the fuck is everyone married in this board?

[Anonymous No.10641529]

>>10641442
It's not everyone, but it'll look that way in a thread where the OP asks about peoples' wives. Also, the demographics for /ck/ will be a bit older than on most boards.

[Anonymous No.10641648]

>>10630817
>>10631130
It's pasta

[Anonymous No.10641764]

yes

[Anonymous No.10642244]

>>10640455
I would gladly fuck you in your apron and eat your meals

[Anonymous No.10642258]

>>10629582
We're not married and I do most of our cooking.

She's learning and wanting to do more cooking which is nice.

Her family were the epitome of bland food middle class white conservatives so no one taught her to cook worth a shit.

[Anonymous No.10642780]

>>10630080
literal retard mode, i feel bad for your kids

[Anonymous No.10642800]

>>10638785
>>10638802
Underrated

[Anonymous No.10643024]

>>10638206
>I'm thin as a rake and my gf INSISTS she cook for me so that I eat something.

She must be italian, just be prepared for her to hit the wall hard past 30

[sauce No.10643047]

>>10634664
>>10638972
>>10638771
>>10632873
>>10632923
>>10633255
>>10635979
DID SOME RESEARCH, CAN CONFIRM THE GIRL IS ASUKA KISHI

[Anonymous No.10643090]

>>10630080
How many times have I seen this story here

[sauce No.10643136]

the fuck? did a mod remove my post?

OP's pic is Asuka Kishi

[Anonymous No.10643210]

lol, no

It's 2018, not 1918. You can't expect women to perform any traditional roles now, or else "muh patriarchy" and what not.

[Anonymous No.10643213]

>>10641529
And a lot of us like to take advantage of 4chan's anonymity to roleplay a fantasy life.

[Anonymous No.10643222]

>>10643210
It would have been much quicker to say "I'm an incel." You're so obviously inexperienced with women that you might not even have a mother.

[Anonymous No.10643285]

>>10629582
I love my gf, but the most from scratch thing she can cook is tendies, and I taught her how to do that.

[Anonymous No.10643443]

>>10640455
You need a new bf bro, someone who'd grab your ass and make you feel special. I know my gf loves it when I just randomly go up from behind her and squeeze her titties when she's playing pc games or just in general. But you could talk to the dude and tell him you'd like that kind of shit, a relationship is about communication and he needs to know you'd really appreciate that. I know there is the meme that a guy should know, but some guys don't they just don't think about that shit. But if he doesn't give it after you mention it, then you definitely should get a new partner, because that means he's not even trying.

[Anonymous No.10644040]

>>10629582
Yes, she does have some good recipes.

[Anonymous No.10644065]

>>10641442
/ck/ is easily one of the most normalfag boards on here
You'd even probably hey just add many replies if it was about husbands as well, there are that many girls here.

Rivaled only by /an/

[Anonymous No.10644094]

>Asian wife
>can barely fry an egg
>avoids all housework except clothes washing
>idolises western women for their independence and progressive values
>have to do all the cooking and most of the cleaning like a bitch or the house descends into hellish conditions
what went wrong

[Anonymous No.10644120]

>uni years, ~5 years ago
>live with friend, his gf (now wife) often comes by
>both absolutely hopeless in the kitchen, I do lots of cooking though
>friend's gf decides to cook dinner on his birthday
>burns down the kitchen
>several months later
>friend decides to cook dinner on Valentine's day
>burns down the kitchen
>mfw they're married now and have been insisting on me visiting them for dinner

[Anonymous No.10644132]

Not married but my gf once made a quiche, which was ok, and once tried to make polenta, which was barely edible.

[Anonymous No.10644159]

>>10629604
/thread

[Anonymous No.10644182]

>>10644094
dude, one of the few upsides of having an asian wife is them not being brainwashed by western media. Im sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.10644199]

>>10644182
I once had a date with a cute asian girl that seemed to be the best of both worlds. grew up in the west but in a conservative family. I didn't meet her for a second date, though, since she got weird after her first couple of drinks, talking about my enviable blue eyes, fair european skin and superior genetics.

[Anonymous No.10644283]

>>10644199
Did she ever tell you to shut your mouth?

[Anonymous No.10644312]

>>10644065
>tfw females are reading my posts

[Anonymous No.10644329]

>>10640455
>tfw love to cook for my boyfriend but he would never come and sniff my hair or grab my ass or think it was cute I was cooking for him
>he wouldn't even notice if I tried to wear like an apron and nothing else or something else to make it more sexy
You have to be cute/attractive for that to happen. Only negroes are into BBW or just desperate enough to fuck anyone. Work on your appearance, lose weight, get fit, get make up and a nice hair cut. If he still doesn't care, then you know you have to look elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.10644332]

>>10639660
Don't rope me into your incel bullshit anon

[Anonymous No.10644404]

>>10629582
My gf cooks for me on the weekends, I cook during the week.

She made a handmade ravioli two weeks ago. Was really good. Pic related is the recipe she used.

[Anonymous No.10644877]

>>10638771
is this tom hanks or bill murray?

[Anonymous No.10644883]

>>10638771
that is gook taylor swift.

[Anonymous No.10644896]

My wife will cook for me on weekdays and I take the weekdays. She always struggles to get things done because I just dick her down over the countertop every time she cooks. She gets annoyed she takes forever to cook because of it, but obviously loves that I fuck her brains out daily.

If she makes her special white chicken chill with tortillas I give her double dickings.

[Anonymous No.10644903]

>>10643136
HNNNNGGGG Dynasty

[Anonymous No.10645001]

>>10639010
hers looks way more cute

[Anonymous No.10645020]

>>10643136
file name is sulin

[Anonymous No.10645054]

>>10645020
i'd like to be in sulin

[Anonymous No.10645084]

>>10645054
fatass

[Anonymous No.10645202]

>>10630995
cuck

[Anonymous No.10646649]

>>10632906
this

[Anonymous No.10647021]

>>10629782
I'm sure she has a
>nice personality

[Anonymous No.10647043]

>>10647021
She also has great tits for a gook.

[Anonymous No.10647052]

>>10647043
Do you refer to each other using playful slurs, or do you just hold her in contempt?

[Anonymous No.10647092]

>>10644199
You dropped her because she's conservative and fetishizes you the same way you fetishize her?

[Anonymous No.10648124]

>>10636089
thankfully theyll be slaughtered on the day of the rope

[Anonymous No.10648145]

>>10641436
lol nigger

[Anonymous No.10648156]

>>10647052
She has throwing stars and can kick higher then you'd guess. I mostly just call her sweetie.

Then I hit the gong and bow.

[Anonymous No.10648721]

>>10629582
yes, and she cooks delicious food, losers virgins