Daily reminder that you are an alcoholic if you

[Anonymous No.10629288]

>actively crave and seek out alcohol
>actively enjoy the taste or experience of consuming alcohol
>think about alcohol when you're not consuming it
These are psychologically proven markers of addiction so don't argue with me. Consuming drugs for pleasure or affecting your God given rationality is a sin that will send you to hell. Plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.10629290]

>>10629288
t. the new mod who thinks he can control what people talk about
sorry, but it won't work

[Anonymous No.10629339]

>>10629288
I know this is bait, but John 2:1-11 and other verses prove there's nothing un-Christian about enjoying wine.

[Anonymous No.10629359]

>>10629288
But I love getting fucked up

[Anonymous No.10629364]

>>10629288
addiction is defined by negative impacts on your life due to substance abuse, the things you list are indications but not directly related. the majority of society seeks out alcohol without consequences. stop projecting your alcoholism or teetotalerdom

[Anonymous No.10629460]

>>10629364
>addiction is defined by negative impacts on your life due to substance abuse
That is literally a lie, told out of dishonesty or, more likely, your own retarded ignorance. That is simply not the definition of addiction. Now please leave the thread. I want nothing more to do with you. Not kidding. Go.

[Anonymous No.10629746]

>>10629364
you're talking about abuse, not addiction, fucking dumbshit. is there anything worse than someone totally misinformed who is smugly self-assured?

let me guess, you got a social sciences bachelor's and are "in between jobs" and think you are qualified to understand the world. you're probably a fucking liberal who looks down on tradesmen who make twice what you will earn when you finally find work.

[Anonymous No.10629832]

>>10629746
How much of your fatass asscrack shows when you bend over to crawl under my sink, Mr. Tradesman?

[Anonymous No.10629837]

>>10629288
Based alcky hunter

[Anonymous No.10629904]

>>10629832
kek i have a doctorate in a real field and make $350k. i just have the type of serious education and world experience to know how pathetic and myopic your type is. a little knowledge is more dangerous than being ignorant, as your posts prove.

i'm more content to crack a beer with my plumber than duped scum like you who will be in debt for the next 30 years because you tried to grasp at being a part of what you imagine is the elite by going to some shitty fucking state school. me and the plumber both look down on your type.

just laughing at your fucking life so hard tbqh

[Anonymous No.10629991]

>>10629904
Damn, you mad, tradesman apprentice! Now go get your tool box!

[Anonymous No.10630000]

>>10629288
Why do something if you don't enjoy it? What a retarded post.

[Anonymous No.10630051]

>>10629991
I'm better than you

>>10630000
I'm better than you

[Anonymous No.10630417]

Glad someone had the courage to stand up to the alcoholic bullies on here.

[Anonymous No.10630449]

>>10629904
I didn't know people could be this bad at trolling.

[Anonymous No.10630478]

>>10629904
Bruh, I just made $600k as an open heart surgeon for Wendy’s, lmao. Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.10631068]

idk i drank a while I'm ready to not drink a while.

[Anonymous No.10631211]

>>10630478
That's nothing. I just made $800,000 in one hour sitting at my computer. That asscrack showing pot bellied plumber's apprentice crawled under my italian marble island sink where I keep my garbage to service my plumbing like a Huxley delta slave.

[Anonymous No.10631316]

>>10629288
>Can't make an argument without "muh sky daddy abstraction said its bad!"
>>>/retirementhome/

[Anonymous No.10631318]

>>10629288
God, I'm so glad I'm not an alcky.

>h-how can you possibly enjoy your time out without drinking
>l-loosen up
>y-you're just a square
>p-poison yourself so I can feel better about my life choices

The majority of people are cool with the fact that I don't drink, but every now and then there's a lush who CAN'T FATHOM living without alcohol and they drive me up the wall.

[Anonymous No.10631334]

>>10629288
>actively enjoy the taste or experience of consuming alcohol
I enjoy wine with my meal from time to time.
Guess I'm just a alchy according to this turboautist.

[Anonymous No.10631353]

>>10631316
Congrats faggot you got trolled. Wouldn't expect anything less from a red.d.it atheist. Go back there now and rationalize living a wink and a nudge away from nihilism. No one wants you around.

>>10631334
Don't blame me; blame the consensus of the sum of psychological and addictions research.

[Anonymous No.10631424]

>>10631353
>living a wink and a nudge away from nihilism
>not being a full blown nihilist

[Anonymous No.10631449]

nah, /ck/ is fine.
https://www.biblestudytools.com/ecclesiastes/9-7.html
>Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do.
/b/ on the other hand...
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22%3A5&version=NIV

[Anonymous No.10631457]

>>10631424
Hey at least you're honest. To an extent. It takes a firm discipline to be a true nihilist and not someone who just prefers not to think about what he actually believes.

[Anonymous No.10631460]

>>10629339
This, and Jesus used cannabis oil too. Ancients didn't have an idea of "drugs" like we do today. They were herbs.

[Anonymous No.10631478]

>>10629288
I'll drink as much as I physically can and you can't stop me faggot.

[Anonymous No.10631479]

>>10631460
Ancient mummies have been found with weed and coke in their tombs. There are even recipes and anointing balms in the bible which contain an unknown ingredient named... can't remember exactly but... something like 'canna bissum', in a mix which would perfectly suit weed.

[Anonymous No.10631490]

>>10631479
Hemp was common in the Romano-Hellenistic world for a great many of purposes (and for that matter, would continue to be so until Industrial times - Christopher Columbus carried tincture of cannabis and hemp ropes on his first voyage to the Americas). There is almost 0% chance Jesus didn't encounter it during his life.

[Anonymous No.10631491]

>>10629288
in that case, alcoholism doesn't seem so bad

[Anonymous No.10631506]

>>10629288
haha alcoholics btfo
#straightedgelyfe
#drugsrbad

[Anonymous No.10631514]

>actively crave and seek out alcohol
not really? I mean i will go out and get drunk once in a while, and I occasionally buy a six pack of beers and have 1 or 2 a night. If I am at a restaurant I will usually order a beer, although that depends on what I am having.

>actively enjoy the taste or experience of consuming alcohol
That would depend on the type of alcohol. I enjoy beer and wine, but I usually only drink hard liquor if im actually trying to get drunk

>think about alcohol when you're not consuming it

Im thinking about it as I type this post I guess.

[Anonymous No.10631528]

>>10631490
there are a lot of people who think he may have trained as a buddhist monk, in which case he'd have been surrounded by weed which could have caused his spiritual awakening. not saying it's probable but it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
the bible does say something along the lines of him arriving (can't remember where) drinking wine with hookers on his arm. i bet he'd have loved a vape.

[Anonymous No.10631534]

>>10631528
Luke 7:34
>The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.'

[Anonymous No.10631539]

>>10631534
Jesus was al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10631543]

>>10629288
Do you really think I care?

[Anonymous No.10631667]

>>10631479
>weed
I don't doubt it.
>coke
Is from South America so there's no way it could get to Egypt. Probably contamination in the lab, which is more common that you'd think.

Unless you're talking about Inca mummies, in which case, yeah the Incas chewed coca leaf for energy, but they didn't use its concentrated form.

[Anonymous No.10631681]

>>10629290
Sorry but your pathetic circlejerk threads aren't allowed any more :)

[Anonymous No.10631699]

>>10629288
>think about alcohol when you're not consuming it
Like you what you did when you made this thread.
>actively enjoy the taste or experience of consuming alcohol
Who drinks for taste...
>actively crave and seek out alcohol
Like those that have to have a cup of tea/ coffee/ cola everyday

[Anonymous No.10631705]

I'm an alcoholic. Now what?

[Anonymous No.10631754]

[Anonymous No.10631769]

>>10631528
You're a fucking retard and you need to leave. Never seen such obvious underage.

[Anonymous No.10631947]

>>10629746
Real Hardcore alcoholics are rare. There are a lot of people who drink to much because of a setback-prolonged unemployment(a month or more),homelessness because you got priced out for example,or a life changing event-death of a loved one or divorce. Most of these people become problem drinkers but can get it under control if they try and go through a week to a month with shitty sleep and may even have a couple of drinks here and there until they are back to normal. They can even drink moderatlly again. But some of these people become straight addicted to alcohol. And once that happens that's how they usually live and die. Doctors are still trying to figure out how addiction works and are drawing blanks.

[Anonymous No.10632015]

>>10631947
They did a survey of drinking monkeys, and found they had the same percentage of tolerance as humans.
@1:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk
Native Americans come to mind

[Anonymous No.10632023]

>>10629288
>you're an alkie if you like the taste
what a load of shit

[Anonymous No.10632086]

>>10629288
/ck/ currently has 25 alcohol threads
can we just make a /booze/ containment board?

[Anonymous No.10632106]

>>10631769
>screamed the furious child, angrily slamming his hands into the keyboard and crying so hard he shat himself

[Anonymous No.10632111]

>>10632086
They're spamming in protest you half-dead abortion. A mod pissed them all off and fucked up the whole board (worse than it was).

[Anonymous No.10632125]

>>10632111
It wasn't even fucked up you retard. They literally never left their thread. It was other people coming in and insulting them for no reason and then reporting the thread even though it harmed no one.

[Anonymous No.10632241]

>>10632125
>>10632111
Imagine having strong feelings about ck.com/forums and getting angry and making posts about it, fucking LOL

[Anonymous No.10632310]

>>10632125
This. It was just some /alk/s who helped each other deal with shit. They stayed contained, and fucked with no one. A sturmdrumpfing mod thot they'd pure the board and got their ass btfo!

[Anonymous No.10632405]

>>10632086
And you can expect a lot more. There's a lot of recipes for cocktails and and more than half the board has worked behind a bar. So unless you want countless threads on how to make a proper Pimm's Cup leave us alone.
As far as liqueurs go for me it's Campari!
Is Cointreau really that much better than Triple Sec when serving plebs?
What's best for a Martini? Beefeater or Bombay Sapphire? 90% of threads can be like this. If you want. Or there can be one general that doesn't bother anybody.
You're choice.

[Anonymous No.10632534]

>>10632310
>sturmdrumpfing
If it's true that you believe alck is liberal and the mods are Trump bois, then you have a real war on your hands. I was sympathetic with you faggots until now. Didn't know you were a bunch of leftist faggots.

Congrats on inviting what's to come next because you're a left wing piece of shit :)

[Anonymous No.10632549]

>>10632539
You don't realize how many people on this board you're about to lose by being a liberal. Hope the whole general is in agreement with you!

[Anonymous No.10632553]

jesus christ grow up /ck/, at least the average poster age in al/ck/ wasn't in single digits

[Anonymous No.10632570]

What the fuck happened? I was gone for 2 days. Did a faggot mod ban the alcoholic threads or just remove one of them, or what?

[Anonymous No.10632596]

>>10632570
yeah mods banned them, so i guess all of /ck/ is al/ck/ now.