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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.10628848

This is a good thread idea. I'm just posting to show my support. I don't have any webms myself but hope other people contribute to the cause.

>> No.10628876

>can't tell if

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>> No.10629266

I really like the idea of this thread as well. I hope it takes off. It has great potential and I can really see it becoming very popular.

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so Le cool!

>> No.10629293

Do they eat each others assholes once they're done with those sandwiches?

I'd watch that.

>> No.10629316

thats exactly what happens later in the video that webm is just the intro to a porno

>> No.10629332

hnnnng why aren't there porn studios making vids of handsome men cooking then fucking. It's time like these I get
>tfw no bf

>> No.10629341

perhaps we could use this thread to showcase exceptional examples of exotic street vendors whose methods and stalls we find particularly intriguing and mystifying

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>> No.10629363

ummmmmmmmmm excuse me sweaty

>> No.10629374


>make some bread
>it comes out great
>got some potatoes and munchies
>fry em up
>chicktgem in a sandwich made with tasty new bread
>not wnjoy

hell, afterwards, id probably say lets open up a beer, go to the bar, try their fries, and see how we can improve.

butno. i havent any friends. least of all, any that can cook.

>> No.10629392

r u serious because I've always wondered why this webm had such an incredibly homoerotic air to it

>> No.10629394

Ah, a perfectly fresh chip butty.

>> No.10629402

How does he get out of the cheese?

>> No.10629407

Some Middle Eastern women are actually just a bunch of pasta, and if you take off their trash bag, they die.

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>> No.10629434

That looks very overcooked, well beyond medium-rare.

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wtf he's barricaded in there

>> No.10629506

looks great

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>babs babs why isn't the egg man here, I'm starving to death for some eggs

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>> No.10629535

Looking for a webm where a guy is stabbing a moderately sized squid and it turns white. Thanks guys

>> No.10629643

I also watch Red Letter Media

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final groupstage match vs /g/ going ahead in about 1 hour

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Imagine being so narrowminded you think anyone who knows John Waters must only have heard about him through RLM.
I mean, I like that YT channel, but I sure as hell didn't need them to tell me that JW or David Lynch existed. Fucking hell.

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>i havent any friends
I know that feel all too well

>> No.10629702

I fucking love cheese but that looks gross

>> No.10629705

based John Waters poster

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to see more of this shit

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>> No.10629728 [DELETED] 

I forgot how fucking ridiculous these tournaments are

>> No.10629749 [DELETED] 

How does he get out without breaking all of the eggs?

>> No.10629752

Lenny is like a nuclear engineer or something at an NPP. I assume he works full time since he's always there when Homer and Carl are.
I know he drinks since he's at Moe's when they are.
How much more than the others would he have to drink to have to live like that, though? He doesn't seem to be more of an alcoholic than Homer, but that guy manages to support a house and a family.
Where is Lenny's money going?

>> No.10629753

He can't leave until all of them are used

>> No.10629765

What a fucking waste of rib eye jesus christ

>> No.10629767

Oh my god, im sorry eggs man

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I suspect he may be funding the Iranian regime's nuclear tipped ICBM development.
Think about it, he has black hair so he might be Iranian. Secondly, he works at a nuclear power plant. Something's going on, that's for sure.

>> No.10629857

Imagine being so jaded you can't appreciate a fun video.

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>> No.10629870


Would definately eat, but goddamn the poor toilet afterwards...

>> No.10629887

Just a fancy way to make alfredo

>> No.10629906

it's a pants on head retarded way to make it

>> No.10629913

You're trying to hard to fit in. Try being less of a faggot.

>> No.10629919

Yeah but this way you get to charge $45 a plate and people thank you.

>> No.10629964 [DELETED] 

let him out!

>> No.10630720

The look on their face at the end kek

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>eternal eggprentice

>> No.10630829

>canola oil
ya ruined it

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>> No.10630993

you might appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZI15VjwEU

>> No.10631018 [DELETED] 

dumbass thought he could take on the egg king and failed miserably

>> No.10631037

>Where is Lenny's money going?
alimony. the stronk whamen he married left him and doesn't want to work. this is canon from season 15.

>> No.10631194

Only in Japan

>> No.10631288 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is this? This is incredibly bizarre and I wanna play it.

>> No.10631333 [DELETED] 

Customised PES.

>> No.10631360 [DELETED] 

Post egg fort goal

>> No.10631362 [DELETED] 

Should I make a virgin vs Chad image of those two?

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this is the 4chin Cup
the different boards play each other in heavily Modded PES AI vs AI with managers from the boards making the tactics
for more info:
for our team

we will play again next Saturday with our opponent still TBD

here you go

>> No.10631432

>sauce sloshing out of bowl

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and have one more goal
keep your eyes open in here and across the board on saturday to find the thread for the knockout matches

sadly we lost our last groupmatch today, 2-1 against /g/, but still topped our group

one more match until the draw for the Ro16 takes place and we find out or next opponent

>> No.10631477 [DELETED] 

How was he able to make that goal without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10631492 [DELETED] 

Are these streamed somewhere?

>> No.10631498 [DELETED] 

There is one but I don't have it saved.

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no, they are just a figment of your immagination

cytube button

>> No.10631510 [DELETED] 

Check the wiki. It explains everything.

>> No.10631512 [DELETED] 


Man, that goal was all made by Egg King.

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>> No.10631850

sad post is sad.

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>> No.10631868

yeah I'm sure only Japan make fake vids to impress nerds on youtube

>> No.10631939

couldn't you sous vide that instead and not overcook it like a dumbass

>> No.10631962

I seriously doubt anyone who works at that nuclear plant is qualified for the jobs they have, or gets paid the correct salary for said job.

>> No.10631973

how utterly pointless. please don't post these again

>> No.10631979

Oh boy I sure do love people touching every single part of the food I'm about to put in my mouth

>> No.10631984

if you're reading this i just realized libgen carries cookbooks too

>> No.10631994

Looks like they are pajeets, so extra fecal seasoning is on there

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>throwing half the sauce out of the bowl

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quantity <<< quality

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Looks like very fancy Sub, that I would never take the time to make.

>> No.10632665

Repost Omurice, please.

>> No.10632791

>King of eggs
>Broke like half those yolks

>> No.10632821

Just bros being bros

>> No.10632878

>cut it in strips like cheap fucking taco beef
>add butter
>add no other seasoning
>fry some onion in salt, pepper and grlic-powder
>no we dont even use fresh garlic
>add cheese
>bake until its crisp outside and raw inside

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No ho..... well, actually yes.. Yes homo.

>> No.10632955

>Eggshells in the egg

This man is no king.

>> No.10632987

Wait a minute thats not the surly king of the agg fortress

>> No.10632995

It would be extremely painful

>> No.10633001

fuck off

>> No.10633256

how is that? it's a high smoke point flavorless oil, perfect for searing a steak

>> No.10633335

True skeptic

>> No.10633417

this made me cringe so badly i need to take a shower for 45 minutes and not go outside for a few days

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>> No.10633477

better than being a faggot

>> No.10633486

These guys are actually some of the best food entertainers around. Wish that I could buy their fucking show somewhere online

>> No.10633489

Why? They're excellent bakers and chefs. Chip butty is just a bullshit food.

>> No.10633512

Are you Jack?

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>> No.10633523

What's with the obssession with cheese?

>> No.10633539

You sound like a bitch

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>black hands
i closed it right after that
>inb4 im ignint

>> No.10633589

That's kind of sad. And gross.

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changed its file name for ya bud.

>> No.10633651

Boy I sure do love eating food where the only thing I can taste is fucking propane.

>> No.10633656

physical embodiment of soy

>> No.10633660


it's butane, it's tasteless

>> No.10633669

because of how forced the interaactions are and the fucking look they give eachother at the end

>> No.10633671

can't taste burnt gas retard, it burns clean fucking massive faggot.

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What a fucking stupid, impractical gimmick of a dish.

>> No.10633709

The way his eyes dart to stare is hilarious. He tries s hard not to turn his head lol

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>> No.10633722

fucking faggot is trying way too hard to pronounce it, just annoying as hell

>> No.10633725

I shall not kneel to this usurper.

>> No.10633728

I love those fingernail clippings he adds at the end

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>> No.10633763

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

>> No.10633771

>Watched it on mute.

Pretty entertaining.

>> No.10633777

kill yourself

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>> No.10633864

Deep fried steak? Wtf...

>> No.10633867


>traditional mediterranean food that has been eaten for literal millennia

Ok bud

>> No.10633909

As if you need an excuse to stay holed up in your own filth.

>> No.10633970

That shit looks good and I've never seen it before, better than the same jack webms that get posted in every single thread

>> No.10633977

>tasting the heat not the meat

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Well, you're wrong. In the episode with Frank Grimes, "Homer's Enemy", Lenny says something like "we all got our degrees but Homer just showed up when the plant opened and got the job."
Lenny and Carl definitely have some actual education qualifying them for their jobs.

Why do I remember this shit instead of my German grammar? God fucking damn it.

>> No.10634003

>carbs, salt and fat
>0g protein or fiber
No wonder bongs are so fucking fat.

>> No.10634008
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Might be different where you live but where I am they actually add artificial smellants to gas to help folks detect leakies.

>> No.10634021

>chip butty
Why do britcucks talk like gay toddlers?

>> No.10634031

real people eat it with meat though

>> No.10634034

contaminating the cheese with starch (somehow heating it without the outer layer melting) and to top it off he sprinkles petter flaked in there. What is so hard about cutting cheese and melting it in a normal pot?

>> No.10634068

I want to marry a pretty girl like her and fuck her vagina every night

>> No.10634076

Thats no girl.

>> No.10634081

She is pretty cute though

>> No.10634100

How do the eggs get out without breaking all the yolks?

>> No.10634103

Omage to cooking on salt block?

>> No.10634122

>contaminating the cheese with starch

The starch that is the pasta that makes up most of the dish anyway?

Oh no, there's pasta in my pasta! Whatever will I do? And pepper too!

>> No.10634134

now she´s thicc.

>> No.10634190

Why do these recipes always smother everything with cheese?

>> No.10634251

These vids of mexicans adding mismatched shit to food at a quick pace is comparable to children trying to impress eachother with canonballs.

>> No.10634264

You know how i know you are white? And no, it wasn't your flawless grammar.

>> No.10634268

if it talks like a duck it's a duck

>> No.10634276

Now we are telling him where to breaking

>> No.10634291

>throwing the bread on the handwipe rag
stay classy

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>> No.10634296

Just bulking

>> No.10634315

Those fucking grey, sand like yolks!

>> No.10634322

Why did this make me hungry?

>> No.10634340

Lenny even mentions having a Master.

>> No.10634351

Did she boil them on high heat for 15 minutes or what?

>> No.10634352

aside from her shitty cooking, sara webms always amaze me when i start to think how on the earth do you get THIS fat
you don't gain 200 pounds in a week jfc

>> No.10634361

>how on the earth do you get THIS fat
Have you seen the amount of mayo, sweetened condensed milk and butter that monster uses? Is she still alive, I know she was hanging on by a thread for a while.

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How the fuck do I tell if I have the showdown spray unlocked?!

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>Now we are telling him where to breaking

>> No.10634520

>Make fresh bread and chips
>Just to slap it together for a no-taste no-food
Man I fucking hate english cuisine.

>> No.10634538

Watch the whole thing, it's great

>> No.10634550

omg fire!
my ancestor :)

>> No.10634676

I saw this exact shit on Brit tv a decade ago

>> No.10634679

>turns the pepper grinder from that end
is that how you're supposed to do it? man..

>> No.10634688

Americans use cheese instead of olive oil.

>> No.10634709

why was my first webm deleted? It was literally about food. Such retards running this site.

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Because the whole world is scared to death of muslims. Some just show this by groveling for them.

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>rude customer doesn't leave tip
>what waiter does next will restore your faith in humanity

>> No.10634783

I fucking love china. It's like american jr.

>> No.10634804

Possibly the worst post ive seen in 10 years

And that includes the cp, gore and beastiality

>> No.10634834

There is meat. What do you think sarma is filled with?

>> No.10634844

and a crowbar.

>> No.10634865

Prove it. Post the CP and we'll see what's worse.

>> No.10634867

look at the people

>> No.10634873

Are you an actual, real retarded person?

>> No.10634892

Next time try cringing so hard you implode and turn into a singularity, just so you fuck off for good.

>> No.10634896

So you're full of shit? Post the beastiality then if you don't want to post the CP and we'll see if it is worse than >>10634764

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>> No.10634905

Since your brain function is impaired ("retarded"), and you seem obsessed with this, I will explain.

Ok buddy, so when i say see, i meant I, myself, this person, sees with their eyeballs. I observed these posts with my EYES. Eyes are for seeing things.

I dis not post those things. Fingers are for for posting. Eyes are for seeing. I SAW the posts. With my EYES.

Ok? Let me know if you need more help, little buddy.

>> No.10634906

or atleast post a link
if not then describe it with as much detail as possible

>> No.10634909

>i have never had a chip butty
they are fucking god tier. best enjoyed sitting on a wall by the train tracks at the age of sixteen with your second child swaddled to your breast while waiting for your stepfather to finish beating your mum and brother back at the house

>> No.10634925

>so when i say see, i meant I
>I dis not
>Fingers are for for
Stop seething and post the CP bro. Prove that >>10634764
is the worst post you've seen in the past 10 years.

>> No.10634931

This has even surpassed Family guy levels of "taking a dumb joke too far"

>> No.10634935

Wow good job you spotted the typos I made typing on my shitty phone

Epic post, truly epic

>> No.10634940

*your stepfather who is also your brother

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>> No.10634960

Indeed, my friends. I myself do not have any content related to this auspicious thread that I can rightfully post, but just as yourselves I would like to see this thread live a long life. Consider this post my the proverbial "bump".

>> No.10634973

It's called reverse searing anon

>> No.10634988

I think you need to put your money where your mouth is and prove it like the guy says.

Pony up your dog vids, furfag

>> No.10635020

>I enjoy fecal matter on all morsels of my dish


>> No.10635062

what in the fuck is this

>> No.10635098

He took forever to kill a squid.

>> No.10635271

>implying minorities and black folks don't make some of the most delicious cuisine

>> No.10635290

That was a fairly perfect medium ya dumbass
Ribeyes suck below medium honestly, too much unrendered fat.

I'm a grill cook at a very fancy restaurant and the amount of idiots that order rare to medium rare ribeyes is hilarious. I know they're only doing it because some bullshit on the internet convinced them that men only order their steaks rare - medium rare regardless of the cut.
>i'm a homecook and I've never actually seared a large piece of meat
have fun with your vegan unfiltered avocado oil ya dicknose
sous vide steak is a bullshit trend.
Trust me, I sousvide at least 20 NY Strip steaks everyday and then sear them to order. The texture is garbage.
Medium is not overcooked. It's only overcooked if somebody ordered medium rare or below.

I hate homecooks so much you jackasses have no clue what you're talking about. just spouting useless internet garbage.

>> No.10635299

I thought it was a giant melon at first

>> No.10635330

Damn I feel bad for the dude. First they set them on fire then beat the shit out of him

>> No.10635459

Webms should have a repost limit. So tiresome to see the same shit every time.
>just filter it bruh
Won't make the threads better, just emptier.

>> No.10635485

>Won't make the threads better, just emptier.
So would repost limits. Well, 'slower' rather than 'emptier'

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Don't fuck with the triads, that's clear.

>> No.10635496

I'd rather have slower unique threads than "let's pad with that same webm everyone has seen 1000 times". This would incentivize using unique material rather than simply filtering it out.

>> No.10635497

The one board with a repost rule consists entirely of reposts, including recurring general threads, so why would you expect any better here?

>> No.10635508

Post content then , crybaby faggot. I can't believe the crying bitches on this website

>> No.10635512
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There just isn't that much available content which can be stored in a 2 minute, 3mb silent webm. Let alone barely interesting stuff.

>> No.10635521

I don't go there, how do they achieve reposts with that rule? Slightly editing every single image and webm posted?

Don't have any worth posting, just like everyone else. Hence the problem.

You're exaggerating those restrictions something fierce mate.

>> No.10635536

Those are literally the restrictions. I don't see how facts can be exaggerated. I should've also added vp8 only, because that doesn't help either.

>> No.10635539


nice webm

>> No.10635540

go false flag on your containment board

>> No.10635549

The robot doesn't catch images, just posts. Then say they wanted to post "lol". Instead, they will just post "lol original" or "lol origininianalal".

And the mods do absolutely nothing.

>> No.10635596

you just KNOW

>> No.10635612

Could you imagine if that were our reality?

>> No.10635654

Why do pajeets use old saw blades as knives?

>> No.10635736

That's london anon, sharp tools are outlawed.

>> No.10635823

Is he making Foie gras?

>> No.10635845

No, Foiet Ass

>> No.10635895

holy shit you're retarded lol

>> No.10635964

>slagging chip buttys
>never tried it

fuck off

>> No.10635992

A long time ago I saw a webm on here, of some Indian surly looking guy who was making egg sandwiches in some street stall. there were so many eggs in his stall the netrance was completely covered up and I couldnt help wondering how he could leave his stall without breaking the eggs. Does anybody know this webm and has it saved on his computer?

>> No.10636009

Those secondary explosions on the table are the fucking icing on the cake. Fucking rekt.

>> No.10636058

just reminding you guys that the overtly cheesy stuff from tasty is only supposed to be eye food.

nobody's going to eat that shit, it's only supposed to look delicious.

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Why do the British behave like this?

>> No.10636109

Can anyone explain this? Did she get gasoline mixed up with water, or what?

>> No.10636116

Probably alcohol stove. Alcohol evaporates, firedamp occurs, flamethrower. Dumbass chinks, I mean really.

>> No.10636146

Guess making like 25 deviled eggs and eating them by yourself is a start.

>> No.10636174

dude isn't wearing gloves, I would never eat there.

>> No.10636210

I guess they stopped teaching STOP, DROP and ROLL

>> No.10636239

you tried too hard
fucking ruined it

>> No.10636262

I saw some before/after pics of that girl. It's a damned shame.

Yeah, it was alcohol.

I don't think they ever taught that in China.

>> No.10636309

I too, will not post. you mo mos complain about everything.

>> No.10636337

That's medium

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>> No.10636382

imagine being this much of a flyover

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>> No.10636409

Nontipping scum of the Earth detected

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>> No.10636415

Not sure if you're trying to troll or not but this is actually accurate. Also add in a serious binge drinking problem.

>> No.10636432

lmao at the bottom

"this is dangerous, please don't imitate"

Do they think I have my own shrimp cannon and flamethrowers at the ready?

>> No.10636449

That haircut doesn't suit him at all he has a really old looking masculine face but he has the haircut of a rebellious 15 year old.

>> No.10636455

wasn't this an M&S advert last christmas or someshit?
if you don't do this and have the world's biggest beer belly you will be called a weakling and have no friends

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>> No.10636502

Posting things like this give you away as being a female

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Yeah, M&S did a whole series of them on different themes. The first one was the best though.

>> No.10636571

Just eat your noodles man why you gotta do that shit

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>> No.10636893

Wow those are all ugly

>> No.10636924

Well I don't usually come here to fap, but okay.

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>> No.10636978

is that fat guy a fuckup irl or does he do it for the views and meme status?

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Everything you typed is true ¿any tip you can give to a homecook besides don't believe everything you read/see & use your brain? Serious question by the way.

>> No.10637241

you're right, that webm was a piece of shit

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>> No.10637372

get the fuck out buzzfeed

>> No.10637384

this kinda made me sad because the chick actually looks really pretty if it wasnt for 300kilos of fat on her

>> No.10637398

thanks for the warning.

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>> No.10637561

What's wrong with BuzzFeed?

>> No.10637573

Pretty fast for a soulless slant eye actually. They enjoy making animals suffer

>> No.10637578

There's a sidedoor you cannot see behind the cheese on the left.

>> No.10637584

No wonder Mexico and the US have such obesity problems jesus fucking christ

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I cringed reading this

>> No.10637620 [DELETED] 

Hey, I know this isnt related, but can you take my 5 question survey for a college class? pls no hate

>> No.10637634
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>Question 1: Does this post deserve to be reported?

>> No.10637636

mike tyson detected

>> No.10637639

>Everyone listen to me because I have a shit job and low income

>> No.10637653

thats a very unsatisfying webm

>> No.10637661 [DELETED] 

pls no. I'm just trying to get a few participants for class credit

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She's hot, I'd like to marry her and have sex with her every night and have 6 wonderful kids with her and grow old together. The end.

>> No.10637709

Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.10637721

Would have been ok without that grated cheese at the end.

>> No.10637743

I have to go for some reason I have to watch porn

>> No.10637753

>trying to claim a nigger baby came from a white dude
how dumb are these fucking people

>> No.10637765

I hope you fail.

>> No.10637777
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The only way to crack an egg.

>> No.10637781

lol who hurt you

>> No.10637834

filled out.

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jesus christ, is there a source for this? also nice quads

>> No.10637952

done it, hope it helps

>> No.10637976

>disdainfully tosses the egg shells with no respect for them
This man is unfit for a king

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>> No.10638018

I did too actually lmao

>> No.10638022

That was fucking brutal

>> No.10638037

Now ""she's""" bald

>> No.10638072

Why were subhumans not exterminated

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The U.S. wasn't so terrible until the flood of fat Mexicans showed up by the millions. Now everyone thinks Americans are fat when it's really the Mexicans ruining our stats.

And if we got rid of all the tacos we could start working on all the urban apes.

>> No.10638083


this is ludicrous

>> No.10638118


i want to find out what country this is so that we can bomb them into civilization

>> No.10638121

i'm having some serious deja vu

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>> No.10638166

I found out it's easier to simply add salt while you're cooking

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>> No.10638238

That is some prison shiv shit

>> No.10638260

>tfw worked in a deli and did this process once
It's extremely gratifying and arousing

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I would fuck Allison until my balls ran dry

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>> No.10638295

mmmmm perfectly cooked grey steak

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>Acting like that's a bad thing
It's okay to be white

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>> No.10638330

Who the fuck would sous vide a NY strip? Sous vide is better with a fattier cut or shanks or for pork there is a reason nobody sound vides chicken

>> No.10638331

i answered every question correctly
what do i get?

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Is that an actual goblin? What the fuck is up with his face?

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Anything less then med well is risking food borne illness my dude

>> No.10638642

>Trust me, I sousvide at least 20 NY Strip steaks everyday and then sear them to order. The texture is garbage.
low quality steaks? I've only ever eaten one sous vide ny strip and it was incredible

>> No.10638726

My word

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>> No.10638777

you deserve this, thnks, unironically a satisfying webm

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>try to cut like pro
>fail bc of shitty blunt knife
fugg :D :D :D

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>> No.10638953

you simpletons aren't even appreciating the real DEEP meaning behind this

its a knuckle sandwich

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>> No.10639018

That made me nervous. I was expecting the candles to go in her eyes.
Fucking subhumans.

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>> No.10639117

>Reddit, the user

>> No.10639128

>I'm a grill cook at a very fancy restaurant
You're a fry cook at an Applebee's like the rest of the larping scum on this board.

>> No.10639134

>live in an age where even women have bigger dicks than you
fuck me, fuck you, fuck this timeline

>> No.10639143

somebody kill those two faggots for being retarded wastes of space on my planet

>> No.10639163

OMG those tits!

>> No.10639179

i am glad she is trying her best

>> No.10639180

1:09 eggshell lul

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This makes me angry

>> No.10639474

Can anyone name all the shit used in this?

>> No.10639485

They step on the shells

>> No.10639536

It's best without, though

>> No.10639576

he's joking lol, they're brothers

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>> No.10639715

I love that dog's face
>I am so sorry (I'm so not sorry)
What an ass

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>> No.10640409

I can understand some butter on the bun for taste, but why a huge slab of butter on the patty?

>> No.10640498

That was a women. Her man ran away.

>> No.10640512

That looks great, but how does it taste?

>> No.10640610

>Black People
Choose one.

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