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>>10628804This is a good thread idea. I'm just posting to show my support. I don't have any webms myself but hope other people contribute to the cause.
>>10628848>can't tell if
>>10628848I really like the idea of this thread as well. I hope it takes off. It has great potential and I can really see it becoming very popular.
>>10628880XDso Le cool!
>>10629231Do they eat each others assholes once they're done with those sandwiches?I'd watch that.
>>10629293thats exactly what happens later in the video that webm is just the intro to a porno
>>10629316hnnnng why aren't there porn studios making vids of handsome men cooking then fucking. It's time like these I get>tfw no bf
>>10629266perhaps we could use this thread to showcase exceptional examples of exotic street vendors whose methods and stalls we find particularly intriguing and mystifying
>>10629355ummmmmmmmmm excuse me sweaty
>>10629293cmon...>bored>make some bread>it comes out great>got some potatoes and munchies>fry em up>twice>chicktgem in a sandwich made with tasty new bread>not wnjoyhell, afterwards, id probably say lets open up a beer, go to the bar, try their fries, and see how we can improve.butno. i havent any friends. least of all, any that can cook.
>>10629316r u serious because I've always wondered why this webm had such an incredibly homoerotic air to it
>>10629231Ah, a perfectly fresh chip butty.
>>10628804How does he get out of the cheese?
>>10628812Some Middle Eastern women are actually just a bunch of pasta, and if you take off their trash bag, they die.
>>10629422That looks very overcooked, well beyond medium-rare.
>>10629483wtf he's barricaded in there
>>10629483>babs babs why isn't the egg man here, I'm starving to death for some eggs
Looking for a webm where a guy is stabbing a moderately sized squid and it turns white. Thanks guys
>>10629509I also watch Red Letter Media
final groupstage match vs /g/ going ahead in about 1 hour
>>10629643Imagine being so narrowminded you think anyone who knows John Waters must only have heard about him through RLM.I mean, I like that YT channel, but I sure as hell didn't need them to tell me that JW or David Lynch existed. Fucking hell.
>>10629374>i havent any friendsI know that feel all too well
>>10628804I fucking love cheese but that looks gross
>>10629509based John Waters poster
to see more of this shit>>10629588
>>10629708I forgot how fucking ridiculous these tournaments are
>>10629483How does he get out without breaking all of the eggs?
>>10629694Lenny is like a nuclear engineer or something at an NPP. I assume he works full time since he's always there when Homer and Carl are.I know he drinks since he's at Moe's when they are.How much more than the others would he have to drink to have to live like that, though? He doesn't seem to be more of an alcoholic than Homer, but that guy manages to support a house and a family. Where is Lenny's money going?
>>10629749He can't leave until all of them are used
>>10629416What a fucking waste of rib eye jesus christ
>>10629753Oh my god, im sorry eggs man
>>10629752I suspect he may be funding the Iranian regime's nuclear tipped ICBM development. Think about it, he has black hair so he might be Iranian. Secondly, he works at a nuclear power plant. Something's going on, that's for sure.
>>10629278Imagine being so jaded you can't appreciate a fun video.
>>10628804Would definately eat, but goddamn the poor toilet afterwards...
>>10629702Just a fancy way to make alfredo
>>10629887it's a pants on head retarded way to make it
>>10629278You're trying to hard to fit in. Try being less of a faggot.
>>10629906Yeah but this way you get to charge $45 a plate and people thank you.
>>10629483let him out!
>>10629231The look on their face at the end kek
>>10629422>canola oilya ruined it
>>10629426you might appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZI15VjwEU
>>10630797dumbass thought he could take on the egg king and failed miserably
>>10629752>Where is Lenny's money going?alimony. the stronk whamen he married left him and doesn't want to work. this is canon from season 15.
>>10629447Only in Japan
>>10629650What the fuck is this? This is incredibly bizarre and I wanna play it.
>>10629650Post egg fort goal
>>10630797Should I make a virgin vs Chad image of those two?
>>10631288this is the 4chin Cupthe different boards play each other in heavily Modded PES AI vs AI with managers from the boards making the tacticsfor more info:>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQand >https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/for our teamwe will play again next Saturday with our opponent still TBD>>10631360here you go
>>10629416>sauce sloshing out of bowlDisgusting.
and have one more goalkeep your eyes open in here and across the board on saturday to find the thread for the knockout matchessadly we lost our last groupmatch today, 2-1 against /g/, but still topped our groupone more match until the draw for the Ro16 takes place and we find out or next opponent
>>10631379How was he able to make that goal without breaking the eggs?
>>10631379>>10631436Are these streamed somewhere?
>>10631362There is one but I don't have it saved.
>>10631492no, they are just a figment of your immaginationhttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Pagecytube button
>>10631492Check the wiki. It explains everything.
>>10631436Man, that goal was all made by Egg King.
>>10629278sad post is sad.
>>10631194yeah I'm sure only Japan make fake vids to impress nerds on youtube
>>10629422couldn't you sous vide that instead and not overcook it like a dumbass
>>10629752I seriously doubt anyone who works at that nuclear plant is qualified for the jobs they have, or gets paid the correct salary for said job.
>>10631838>>10631846>>10631861how utterly pointless. please don't post these again
>>10631838>>10631846>>10631861Oh boy I sure do love people touching every single part of the food I'm about to put in my mouth
if you're reading this i just realized libgen carries cookbooks too
>>10631979Looks like they are pajeets, so extra fecal seasoning is on there
>>10629416>throwing half the sauce out of the bowl
>>10632052quantity <<< quality
>>10632149Looks like very fancy Sub, that I would never take the time to make.
Repost Omurice, please.
>>10632052>King of eggs>Broke like half those yolks
>>10629231Just bros being bros
>>10629416>ribeye>cut it in strips like cheap fucking taco beef>add butter>add no other seasoning>fry some onion in salt, pepper and grlic-powder>no we dont even use fresh garlic>add cheese>bake until its crisp outside and raw inside
>>10629231No ho..... well, actually yes.. Yes homo.
>>10632052>Eggshells in the eggThis man is no king.
>>10632052Wait a minute thats not the surly king of the agg fortress
>>10629407It would be extremely painful
>>10630829how is that? it's a high smoke point flavorless oil, perfect for searing a steak
>>10629231this made me cringe so badly i need to take a shower for 45 minutes and not go outside for a few days
>>10633465better than being a faggot
>>10629231These guys are actually some of the best food entertainers around. Wish that I could buy their fucking show somewhere online
>>10633417Why? They're excellent bakers and chefs. Chip butty is just a bullshit food.
>>10629434>overcookedAre you Jack?
>>10629457What's with the obssession with cheese?
>>10631979You sound like a bitch
>>10632311>black hands i closed it right after that>inb4 im ignint
>>10628812That's kind of sad. And gross.
changed its file name for ya bud.
>>10628804Boy I sure do love eating food where the only thing I can taste is fucking propane.
>>10629231physical embodiment of soy
>>10633651it's butane, it's tasteless
>>10633489because of how forced the interaactions are and the fucking look they give eachother at the end
>>10633651can't taste burnt gas retard, it burns clean fucking massive faggot.
>>10628804What a fucking stupid, impractical gimmick of a dish.
>>10628812The way his eyes dart to stare is hilarious. He tries s hard not to turn his head lol
>>10630993fucking faggot is trying way too hard to pronounce it, just annoying as hell
>>10632052>>10632791I shall not kneel to this usurper.
>>10631838I love those fingernail clippings he adds at the end
>>10633523Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
>>10633722>Watched it on mute.Pretty entertaining.
>>10629422Deep fried steak? Wtf...
>>10633624>traditional mediterranean food that has been eaten for literal millennia >hipsterOk bud
>>10633417As if you need an excuse to stay holed up in your own filth.
>>10631973That shit looks good and I've never seen it before, better than the same jack webms that get posted in every single thread
>>10633651>tasting the heat not the meat
>>10631962Well, you're wrong. In the episode with Frank Grimes, "Homer's Enemy", Lenny says something like "we all got our degrees but Homer just showed up when the plant opened and got the job."Lenny and Carl definitely have some actual education qualifying them for their jobs.Why do I remember this shit instead of my German grammar? God fucking damn it.
>>10629231>carbs, salt and fat>0g protein or fiberNo wonder bongs are so fucking fat.
>>10633671Might be different where you live but where I am they actually add artificial smellants to gas to help folks detect leakies.
>>10629394>chip buttyWhy do britcucks talk like gay toddlers?
>>10633867real people eat it with meat though
>>10628804contaminating the cheese with starch (somehow heating it without the outer layer melting) and to top it off he sprinkles petter flaked in there. What is so hard about cutting cheese and melting it in a normal pot?
>>10634008I want to marry a pretty girl like her and fuck her vagina every night
>>10634068Thats no girl.
>>10634068>girl>her>her>vaginaShe is pretty cute though
>>10632052How do the eggs get out without breaking all the yolks?
>>10628804Omage to cooking on salt block?
>>10634034>contaminating the cheese with starchThe starch that is the pasta that makes up most of the dish anyway? Oh no, there's pasta in my pasta! Whatever will I do? And pepper too!
>>10634081now she´s thicc.
Why do these recipes always smother everything with cheese?
>>10631846These vids of mexicans adding mismatched shit to food at a quick pace is comparable to children trying to impress eachother with canonballs.
>>10631979You know how i know you are white? And no, it wasn't your flawless grammar.
>>10634021if it talks like a duck it's a duck
>>10629426Now we are telling him where to breaking
>>10631861>throwing the bread on the handwipe ragstay classy
>>10634294Those fucking grey, sand like yolks!SATAN GET THEE BEHIND ME!
>>10628880Why did this make me hungry?
>>10633997Indeed.Lenny even mentions having a Master.
>>10634294Did she boil them on high heat for 15 minutes or what?
>>10634294aside from her shitty cooking, sara webms always amaze me when i start to think how on the earth do you get THIS fatyou don't gain 200 pounds in a week jfc
>>10634352>how on the earth do you get THIS fatHave you seen the amount of mayo, sweetened condensed milk and butter that monster uses? Is she still alive, I know she was hanging on by a thread for a while.
How the fuck do I tell if I have the showdown spray unlocked?!
>>10634276>Now we are telling him where to breaking
>>10629231>Make fresh bread and chips>Just to slap it together for a no-taste no-foodMan I fucking hate english cuisine.
>>10634519Watch the whole thing, it's greathttps://youtu.be/PL6vP4eDmEQ?t=325
omg fire!my ancestor :)
>>10631194I saw this exact shit on Brit tv a decade ago
>>10628804>turns the pepper grinder from that endis that how you're supposed to do it? man..
>>10633523Americans use cheese instead of olive oil.
why was my first webm deleted? It was literally about food. Such retards running this site.
>>10634709Because the whole world is scared to death of muslims. Some just show this by groveling for them.
>>10634734>rude customer doesn't leave tip>what waiter does next will restore your faith in humanity
>>10634734I fucking love china. It's like american jr.
>>10634764Possibly the worst post ive seen in 10 yearsAnd that includes the cp, gore and beastiality
>>10634031There is meat. What do you think sarma is filled with?
>>10633763and a crowbar.
>>10634804Prove it. Post the CP and we'll see what's worse.
>>10633867look at the people
>>10634865Are you an actual, real retarded person?
>>10633417Next time try cringing so hard you implode and turn into a singularity, just so you fuck off for good.
>>10634873So you're full of shit? Post the beastiality then if you don't want to post the CP and we'll see if it is worse than >>10634764
>>10634896Since your brain function is impaired ("retarded"), and you seem obsessed with this, I will explain.Ok buddy, so when i say see, i meant I, myself, this person, sees with their eyeballs. I observed these posts with my EYES. Eyes are for seeing things. I dis not post those things. Fingers are for for posting. Eyes are for seeing. I SAW the posts. With my EYES. Ok? Let me know if you need more help, little buddy.
>>10634873or atleast post a linkif not then describe it with as much detail as possible
>>10633489>>10634520>i have never had a chip buttythey are fucking god tier. best enjoyed sitting on a wall by the train tracks at the age of sixteen with your second child swaddled to your breast while waiting for your stepfather to finish beating your mum and brother back at the house
>>10634905>so when i say see, i meant I>I dis not>Fingers are for forStop seething and post the CP bro. Prove that >>10634764 is the worst post you've seen in the past 10 years.
>>10634925This has even surpassed Family guy levels of "taking a dumb joke too far"
>>10634925Wow good job you spotted the typos I made typing on my shitty phoneEpic post, truly epic
>>10634909*your stepfather who is also your brother
>>10628848>>10629266>>10629341Indeed, my friends. I myself do not have any content related to this auspicious thread that I can rightfully post, but just as yourselves I would like to see this thread live a long life. Consider this post my the proverbial "bump".
>>10633864It's called reverse searing anon
>>10634935I think you need to put your money where your mouth is and prove it like the guy says.Pony up your dog vids, furfag
>>10634264>I enjoy fecal matter on all morsels of my dishT.shitskin
>>10634897what in the fuck is this
>>10635062He took forever to kill a squid.
>>10633584>implying minorities and black folks don't make some of the most delicious cuisine
>>10629434That was a fairly perfect medium ya dumbassRibeyes suck below medium honestly, too much unrendered fat.I'm a grill cook at a very fancy restaurant and the amount of idiots that order rare to medium rare ribeyes is hilarious. I know they're only doing it because some bullshit on the internet convinced them that men only order their steaks rare - medium rare regardless of the cut.>>10630829>i'm a homecook and I've never actually seared a large piece of meathave fun with your vegan unfiltered avocado oil ya dicknose>>10631939sous vide steak is a bullshit trend.Trust me, I sousvide at least 20 NY Strip steaks everyday and then sear them to order. The texture is garbage.Medium is not overcooked. It's only overcooked if somebody ordered medium rare or below.I hate homecooks so much you jackasses have no clue what you're talking about. just spouting useless internet garbage.
>>10628804I thought it was a giant melon at first
>>10634734Damn I feel bad for the dude. First they set them on fire then beat the shit out of him
Webms should have a repost limit. So tiresome to see the same shit every time.>just filter it bruhWon't make the threads better, just emptier.
>>10635459>Won't make the threads better, just emptier.So would repost limits. Well, 'slower' rather than 'emptier'
>>10635330Don't fuck with the triads, that's clear.
>>10635485I'd rather have slower unique threads than "let's pad with that same webm everyone has seen 1000 times". This would incentivize using unique material rather than simply filtering it out.
>>10635459The one board with a repost rule consists entirely of reposts, including recurring general threads, so why would you expect any better here?
>>10635459Post content then , crybaby faggot. I can't believe the crying bitches on this website
>>10635496There just isn't that much available content which can be stored in a 2 minute, 3mb silent webm. Let alone barely interesting stuff.
>>10635497I don't go there, how do they achieve reposts with that rule? Slightly editing every single image and webm posted?>>10635508Don't have any worth posting, just like everyone else. Hence the problem.>>10635512You're exaggerating those restrictions something fierce mate.
>>10635521Those are literally the restrictions. I don't see how facts can be exaggerated. I should've also added vp8 only, because that doesn't help either.
>>10635020>>10634264go false flag on your containment board
>>10635521The robot doesn't catch images, just posts. Then say they wanted to post "lol". Instead, they will just post "lol original" or "lol origininianalal". And the mods do absolutely nothing.
>>10629231you just KNOW
>>10628880Could you imagine if that were our reality?
>>10631838Why do pajeets use old saw blades as knives?
>>10635654That's london anon, sharp tools are outlawed.
>>10634717Is he making Foie gras?
>>10635823No, Foiet Ass
>>10633624holy shit you're retarded lol
>slagging chip buttys>never tried itfuck off
A long time ago I saw a webm on here, of some Indian surly looking guy who was making egg sandwiches in some street stall. there were so many eggs in his stall the netrance was completely covered up and I couldnt help wondering how he could leave his stall without breaking the eggs. Does anybody know this webm and has it saved on his computer?
>>10634734Those secondary explosions on the table are the fucking icing on the cake. Fucking rekt.
>>10628804just reminding you guys that the overtly cheesy stuff from tasty is only supposed to be eye food.nobody's going to eat that shit, it's only supposed to look delicious.
>>10629231Why do the British behave like this?
>>10634734Can anyone explain this? Did she get gasoline mixed up with water, or what?
>>10636109Probably alcohol stove. Alcohol evaporates, firedamp occurs, flamethrower. Dumbass chinks, I mean really.
>>10634352Guess making like 25 deviled eggs and eating them by yourself is a start.
>>10628880dude isn't wearing gloves, I would never eat there.
>>10634734I guess they stopped teaching STOP, DROP and ROLL
>>10634960you tried too hardfucking ruined it
I saw some before/after pics of that girl. It's a damned shame. >>10636116Yeah, it was alcohol.>>10636210I don't think they ever taught that in China.
>>10628848I too, will not post. you mo mos complain about everything.
>>10633624imagine being this much of a flyover
>>10634804>>10634804Nontipping scum of the Earth detected
>>10634003Not sure if you're trying to troll or not but this is actually accurate. Also add in a serious binge drinking problem.
>>10629447lmao at the bottom"this is dangerous, please don't imitate"Do they think I have my own shrimp cannon and flamethrowers at the ready?
>>10633430That haircut doesn't suit him at all he has a really old looking masculine face but he has the haircut of a rebellious 15 year old.
>>10636405wasn't this an M&S advert last christmas or someshit?>>10636105if you don't do this and have the world's biggest beer belly you will be called a weakling and have no friends
>>10636410HE IS THE FUCKING MAN!
>>10636449Posting things like this give you away as being a female
>>10636455Yeah, M&S did a whole series of them on different themes. The first one was the best though.
>>10636410Just eat your noodles man why you gotta do that shit
>>10636533Wow those are all ugly
>>10634717Well I don't usually come here to fap, but okay.
>>10635290B A S E DASED
>>10636742is that fat guy a fuckup irl or does he do it for the views and meme status?
>>10635290Everything you typed is true ¿any tip you can give to a homecook besides don't believe everything you read/see & use your brain? Serious question by the way.
>>10629278you're right, that webm was a piece of shit
>>10629422>>10629416get the fuck out buzzfeed
>>10634717this kinda made me sad because the chick actually looks really pretty if it wasnt for 300kilos of fat on her
>>10633584thanks for the warning.
>>10629442What's wrong with BuzzFeed?
>>10635098Pretty fast for a soulless slant eye actually. They enjoy making animals suffer
>>10629402There's a sidedoor you cannot see behind the cheese on the left.
>>10637526No wonder Mexico and the US have such obesity problems jesus fucking christ
>>10633417I cringed reading this
Hey, I know this isnt related, but can you take my 5 question survey for a college class? pls no hatehttps://s.surveyplanet.com/B1GS8JWJX
>>10637620>Question 1: Does this post deserve to be reported?>Yes?>Yes!
>>10636571mike tyson detected
>>10635290>Everyone listen to me because I have a shit job and low income
>>10637634thats a very unsatisfying webm
>>10637634pls no. I'm just trying to get a few participants for class credit
>>10634008She's hot, I'd like to marry her and have sex with her every night and have 6 wonderful kids with her and grow old together. The end.
>>10634783Are you fucking retarded?
>>10631838Would have been ok without that grated cheese at the end.
>>10637294>1:25I have to go for some reason I have to watch porn
>>10632921>trying to claim a nigger baby came from a white dudehow dumb are these fucking people
>>10637661I hope you fail.
The only way to crack an egg.
>>10629278lol who hurt you
>>10637777jesus christ, is there a source for this? also nice quads
>>10637620done it, hope it helps
>>10632052>disdainfully tosses the egg shells with no respect for themThis man is unfit for a king
>>10633584I did too actually lmao
>>10637777That was fucking brutal
>>10634134Now ""she's""" bald
>>10637777Why were subhumans not exterminated
>>10637584The U.S. wasn't so terrible until the flood of fat Mexicans showed up by the millions. Now everyone thinks Americans are fat when it's really the Mexicans ruining our stats.And if we got rid of all the tacos we could start working on all the urban apes.
>>10637989this is ludicrous
>>10637777i want to find out what country this is so that we can bomb them into civilization
>>10637777i'm having some serious deja vu
>>10632052THE UNDERKING, ZURIN ARCTUS!
>>10638127I found out it's easier to simply add salt while you're cooking
>>10637989That is some prison shiv shit
>>10637294>>10637743>tfw worked in a deli and did this process onceIt's extremely gratifying and arousing
>>10634538I would fuck Allison until my balls ran dry
>>10638127mmmmm perfectly cooked grey steak
>>10634264>Acting like that's a bad thingIt's okay to be white
>>10635290Who the fuck would sous vide a NY strip? Sous vide is better with a fattier cut or shanks or for pork there is a reason nobody sound vides chicken
>>10637620i answered every question correctlywhat do i get?
>>10638301Is that an actual goblin? What the fuck is up with his face?
>>10635290Anything less then med well is risking food borne illness my dude
>>10635290>Trust me, I sousvide at least 20 NY Strip steaks everyday and then sear them to order. The texture is garbage.low quality steaks? I've only ever eaten one sous vide ny strip and it was incredible
>>10638749you deserve this, thnks, unironically a satisfying webm
>>10638851>try to cut like pro>fail bc of shitty blunt knifefugg :D :D :D
>>10634322>>10635612>>10636174you simpletons aren't even appreciating the real DEEP meaning behind thisits a knuckle sandwich
>>10638301That made me nervous. I was expecting the candles to go in her eyes.Fucking subhumans.
>>10634905>Reddit, the user
>>10635290>I'm a grill cook at a very fancy restaurantYou're a fry cook at an Applebee's like the rest of the larping scum on this board.
>>10634068>live in an age where even women have bigger dicks than youfuck me, fuck you, fuck this timeline
>>10629231somebody kill those two faggots for being retarded wastes of space on my planet
>>10638595OMG those tits!
>>10638595i am glad she is trying her best
>>106320521:09 eggshell lul
>>10638314This makes me angry
>>10629462Can anyone name all the shit used in this?
>>10634100They step on the shells
>>10634834It's best without, though
>>10629392he's joking lol, they're brothers
>>10638874I love that dog's face>I am so sorry (I'm so not sorry)What an ass
>>10638314I can understand some butter on the bun for taste, but why a huge slab of butter on the patty?
>>10635330That was a women. Her man ran away.
>>10635491That looks great, but how does it taste?
>>10635271>Black People>CuisineChoose one.