/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10626794]

>mom makes another disgusting "meal"
>grab my tobasco,sriracha and aardvark just to make it palatable.
>tastes great

This is the masterrace dining

[Anonymous No.10626800]

>>10626794
punch your mom

[Anonymous No.10626802]

>>10626794
>still living with his mom
the absolute state of this board and its average cu/ck/ user

[Anonymous No.10626972]

>>10626802
Pfff lol Im only 26.
My mom still buys my kebaps,jokes on you burger.

[Anonymous No.10627590]

>>10626972
>26
Embarrassing. I tend to soak my food in similar torrents of spicy liquid myself though.

[Anonymous No.10627595]

>>10626794
You should appreciate your mother more kid shes going to be all you have one day

[Anonymous No.10627602]

>>10626794
>tobasco
Why use a sauce this spicy at all? You're ruining otherwise good food.

[Anonymous No.10627699]

>>10627602
>Tabasco
>spicy
7/10 bait. Made me respond.

[Anonymous No.10628195]

>name is printed directly on the label
>brand that's been around for 150 years
>is also the name of a real geographical location
>still spells it "Tobasco"
Why do brainlets do this?

[Anonymous No.10628282]

>>10626794
>master race
>eating horrible food in the first place

[Anonymous No.10628335]

>>10626794
>mum makes another disgusting "meal"
why don't cook your own food then? you lazy sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.10628338]

>>10626972
So it's too late to find someone who loves you. From now on it's only lonely unacceptables getting desperate to settle.

[Anonymous No.10628344]

>>10626794
I will never understand the preference for this over other hot sauces. It's literally hot vinegar. Doesn't taste like pepper at all.

[Anonymous No.10628757]

>>10626794
douse her tampons in hot sauce so she acquires a taste for fine cuisine

[Anonymous No.10628892]

>>10628335
I do if the tendies are on sale.

[Anonymous No.10628899]

L0L 1 L0VE m3m35 xD

[Anonymous No.10629147]

>>10628899
Take to bar

[Anonymous No.10629180]

FACT:

People that eat a large sum of their meals with hot sauce have no place to talk about good food.
Most of these retards can't even cook I bet, you fuckers are the retards that make burger and fastfood threads.
Losers

[Anonymous No.10629284]

>>10626794
>mom makes another disgusting "meal"
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

[Anonymous No.10629299]

>>10629284
Classic copypasta.

[Anonymous No.10629303]

>>10626794
post pic of mom's panty drawer

[Anonymous No.10629356]

>>10629180
last night i learned that this was incorrect.

my evidence is that my mother made a dish meant to be enjoyed by a group, and served it woth hot sauces, creams, and various other condiments; the intention being to appeal to our different pallettes.

however, if you cannot go without consuming various hot sauces, you may be facing an addiction issue.

[Anonymous No.10629368]

>>10629356
Hot sauces have their place and they add great acid to different things
But usually being spicy doesn't add much and most of the time you want a VERY mild type of spicy if you're making a dish
The only type of dishes I could think that really go good with spice is a liquid based dish like a soup or broth
But hot sauce usually doesn't fit into this because their unique favor
Maybe a burger or hotdog at best.

[Anonymous No.10629382]

>>10626794
lol this white boy doesn't know about sri racha, the asian secret weapon. try a toothpick tip with some sri racha on it and then get back to me buckyboy

[Anonymous No.10629507]

>>10629303
My phone doesn't have panorama feature.

[Anonymous No.10629516]

>>10629382
Read the OP dumb cuck

[Anonymous No.10629523]

>>10626794
>sriracha

Is this still a thing?

[Anonymous No.10629641]

>>10628338
>giving importance to love

don't be surprised when you'll neck yourself

[Anonymous No.10629655]

>>10626794
aardvark?

[Anonymous No.10629664]

>>10629516
don’t mind him, as he is of the literal mongrol race.

[Anonymous No.10629665]

>>10629382
sriracha is sulfite cancer sauce

[Anonymous No.10629706]

>>10629523
No, everybody decided they hated it and swore it off in 2014.

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.10629830]

>>10629655
I'll show you later

[Anonymous No.10629889]

>>10626794
Post your mom's feet.

[Anonymous No.10630915]

>>10629889

[Anonymous No.10631231]

>>10630915
Based!