/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10624052]

>"Hey guys can we just get cheese on one half?"
>eats exactly one slice

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[Anonymous No.10624056]

Good thread

[Anonymous No.10624059]

Is it so hard to calculate how much pizza is everyone going to eat?

[Anonymous No.10624060]

>>10624052
>hey guys can we get literally fucking nothing on one half of the pizza?
>fuck no you gaylord
there, situation saved

[Anonymous No.10624067]

>people try to split pizza cost by amount of slices eaten by each person

[Anonymous No.10624483]

>I want to a pie without a whipped topping or crust!

This is how retarded those who like cheese pizza sound. Put some fucking toppings on it.

[Anonymous No.10624492]

>>10624067
Why would this be inherently wrong? I'm not trying to pay for some lardass feeder.

[Anonymous No.10624505]

>>10624052
what's a veggie topping that people aren't picky little babies about? I can't believe people hate black olives.

[Anonymous No.10624519]

anyone who would turn his nose up at a plain slice has obviously only ever had shit tier flyover pizza

[Anonymous No.10624524]

>>10624505
Mushrooms are probably the most palatable taste-wise, but if you've got a picky eater they'll complain about the texture.

[Anonymous No.10624528]

I like cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.10624532]

>>10624519
Flyovers make some of the best, dare you to give it a shot. I've never had anything close to as good of a taco pizza as the local joint near me.

[Anonymous No.10624539]

A plain cheese pizza makes a nice change, now and again
Or even better, when it's topped with garlic butter before baking. Divine

[Anonymous No.10624563]

>>10624532
it’s funny how flyovers assume that since they never travel, and all their opinions are conjecture, and absolutely lacking in perspective, the same must be true of everyone else

[Anonymous No.10624578]

>>10624505
I never had anyone complain about green peppers on a pizza.

[Anonymous No.10624591]

>>10624524
What kind of mushroom goes on pizza in the US?

[Anonymous No.10624600]

>>10624563
I only ever needed to return to NY twice to realize the only redeeming thing there was the food diversity. Hellhole otherwise. Good chat though!

[Anonymous No.10624606]

>>10624052
Get niggered

[Anonymous No.10624629]

>>10624591
Button

[Anonymous No.10624667]

>>10624528
I think we all love cheese pizza, anon. Especially 12 to 14 year old cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.10624889]

None of my friends would order plain cheese, because we are adults.

[Anonymous No.10624898]

Stop eating grease pies

[Anonymous No.10624913]

>friends get shit pizzas such as ananas or tuna+onions
>"let's share!"
NO YOU SHITHEAD I ORDERED MY PIZZA BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO EAT, I'M NOT GIVING AWAY HALF OF IT IN EXCHANGE FOR ANANAS TURDS

[Anonymous No.10624915]

>>10624505
>I can't believe people hate black olives.
I know, right? Fucking degenerates. Black olives best olives.

[Anonymous No.10624919]

>>10624578
my mom does, you can never please everybody

[Anonymous No.10624939]

>>10624052
Why would anyone do this?
>order full pepperoni
>request that all the pepperoni get distributed only on one half of the pizza
Congratulations, you have the same end result, only you didn't fuck yourself out of half a pizza worth of toppings.

[Anonymous No.10624944]

>people in the office decide to order pizza
>usually look for someone to share a pizza with
>just want some meat + some type of veggie
>All the men laugh and mock me
>have to share one with the girls
Why are manchildren so afraid of vegetables?

[Anonymous No.10624946]

>>10624052

I never understood picky faggots who don't have a life threatening allergy being bitches about what they're getting for free or as a good will gesture.

I don't care for green peppers but I'm not gonna be a cunt if someone else is paying. I'm not gonna fucking die if I eat a pepper.

[Anonymous No.10624956]

>>10624505
spinach is god tier, if you complain you're most likely homosexual

[Anonymous No.10624963]

>>10624956
I don't want to risk getting pizza that looks like this

[Anonymous No.10625014]

>>10624963
Raw spinach is actually pretty tasty but i prefer this

[Anonymous No.10625031]

>>10625014
I eat raw spinach in salads but if I am ordering a damn pizza I don't want my pleasure to get cucked.

[Anonymous No.10625037]

>>10624052
>not picking off the pepperonis to enjoy the flavor without the weird texture

[Anonymous No.10625043]

>>10625014
FUCK ME that looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.10625067]

>>10624052
Stop inviting toddlers to your parties man

[Anonymous No.10625107]

>>10624052
Does it matter that much? I'm not picky so I prefer eating pizza with more toppings, but I don't mind a slice of cheese pizza every now and then.

[Anonymous No.10625289]

>>10624524
Kill your self

[Anonymous No.10625304]

>>10624052

>Buying pizza for everyone
>Anyone want hawaiian?
>Ew gross pineapple on pizza nasty
>Oky doky, I'll just get it on one half
>Basically everyone: Wow hawaiian isn't that bad actually

Hawaiian is always the first to go. Motherfuckers always eat my goddamn pizza.

[Anonymous No.10625327]

>>10625304
Hating pineapple on pizza is such a fucking meme. Nothing beats the sweetness of pineapple mixed with the saltiness of the meat.

[Anonymous No.10625343]

>>10625289
found the picky eater

[Anonymous No.10625353]

>>10625107
He's the freeloader that makes the host pay extra $1.75 cents for having nothing on the other half of what he wants
literally pick it off, you're not seven, if you can't eat something you wouldn't normally, you've never been drunk

[Anonymous No.10625359]

>>10625304
I do do it, but barbecue sauce. Hawaiian ham barbecue is a little intense but it stays good in the fridge, unlike any tomato sauce based pizza that has ever existed in our universe.

[Anonymous No.10625690]

>>10625304
Hawaiian is not bad but I only like it if its fresh, its awful left over.

[Anonymous No.10625757]

>>10624944
That's too bad. I'm down for a meat pizza but I think veggies lend themselves to pizza better.

[Anonymous No.10625805]

>>10624052
why would he say "just cheese" when he should clearly say "with no toppings "?!

[Anonymous No.10625819]

>>10625353
Yeah you're right. I've never had alcohol before. I only eat cheese pizza. I just dont feel like eating something heavy.

Also most food makes me straight up gag and I can't control it. I have to take supplements for most of my diet.

everything just tastes disgusting to me. being a picky eater sucks

[Anonymous No.10625832]

>>10624519
>flyover
took exactly 5 posts before a /ck/ autist brought up the flyover meme.

[Anonymous No.10625848]

"Hey guys can we just get cheese on one slice?"

[Anonymous No.10625981]

>>10624052

You tell them to get fucked and order the pizza the way you want it. If they don't like it, they can buy one.

[Anonymous No.10626687]

>>10624913
*pineapples

[Anonymous No.10627496]

>>10624505
I like black olives, but not on pizza. The flavor of them overpowers every other topping and all I can taste with every bite are those damn olives.

[Anonymous No.10627672]

>>10624052
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10627679]

>>10624578
>green peppers
>on a pizza.

[Anonymous No.10627686]

Jalapeño popper pizza is great if you've never had it. Cream cheese on pizza needs to be more common

[Anonymous No.10627690]

>>10627679

[Anonymous No.10627696]

>>10624963
why would someone put so many
it's a pizza not a salad

[Anonymous No.10627705]

>>10627679
Yes?

[Anonymous No.10627713]

>>10627705
they should be red

[Anonymous No.10627746]

>>10625304
what is it with hawaiians and spam

[Anonymous No.10628452]

>>10624052
Jesus fucking christ americans eat gigantic pizzas

[Anonymous No.10628490]

>>10624052
Americans thinks that is a pizza.

[Anonymous No.10628506]

>>10624591
Morel

[Anonymous No.10629844]

>>10624578
That's the worst fucking vegetable in existence, it's not even ripe. I hate green peppers.

[Anonymous No.10630912]

>>10624539
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

[Anonymous No.10630920]

>>10624052
Do americans really eat this garbage?

[Anonymous No.10631773]

>>10624505
Olives are satans shit pellets

[Anonymous No.10631794]

>>10624052
>just cheese
Does anyone over 6 years old really want this?

It could be worse OP, imagine having veggie lovers.

[Anonymous No.10631803]

>>10627679
slice them thin and it'll be fine
red peppers would be better

[Anonymous No.10631808]

>>10624563
Why was that deleted?

[Anonymous No.10632167]

>>10624913
This is why cheese and ham is patrician choice of "social gathering" pizza. If ANYONE has any issues with the pizza at that point, you just cut contact with them completely, because you have to be an impossibly outrageous fucking failure of a human to come up with a problem at this point.

[Anonymous No.10632204]

>>10624963
I did get a pizza like this once.
I'm still mad, haven't gone anywhere close to the place since. I've managed to eat pizza with stuff like Arugula on it before that didn't become giraffe food.

Lesson learned Lesson VERY learned.

[Anonymous No.10632250]

>>10624505
there literally isn't one.

[Anonymous No.10632261]

>>10632167
Ham is fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10632265]

bruhs

[Anonymous No.10632275]

>>10624059
for some people yes

[Anonymous No.10632298]

>>10627686
One of my all time favorite pizzas is jalapeno's and prosciutto
Try it if you can find it

[Anonymous No.10632312]

>>10624505
Peppers and red onion is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10632324]

>>10624505
Banana peppers

[Anonymous No.10632325]

>>10625304
pineapple on pizza is like taking a big, fat dump on anything else. if you do this then fuck you; you're ruining the pizza and the pineapple.

[Anonymous No.10632331]

>>10624505
>>10624915

Olives are gross and saturate the cheese with their olive juice so picking them off doesn't fix the problem

I hate your kind

[Anonymous No.10632339]

>>10624944
To me a man pizza is

Bacon + Pep + Hot Peppers

[Anonymous No.10632354]

>>10625304
yup, every fucking time

[Anonymous No.10632687]

>I want pepperoni!

Instant kick out of my house. Fuck pepperonifags.

[Anonymous No.10632703]

>>10624052

cheese pizza isn't even bad faggot

[Anonymous No.10632710]

>>10632167

ham is a terrible pizza topping.

[Anonymous No.10632720]

>>10624505

a vegetable that is easy to pick off and doesn't dilute the flavour.

mushrooms and tomatoes don't work because while mild, blend in so well they are impossible to get all of them off.

green peppers and olives both completely change the pizza flavour

pineapple both blends in and makes the pizza sweeter

it's best to just stick to pepperoni since very few people find it objectionable.

or just go half and half and not be a fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.10632728]

>>10624963

fucking this, dominos started offering spinach here and it's like 5-6 dry as fuck leaves draped on top of the pizza. I was fucking offended by it.

[Anonymous No.10632740]

>>10625805

many pizza places consider cheese a topping and charge you 1 topping for it. it's literally retarded

[Anonymous No.10632749]

>>10624505
I don't think there are any tbqhfam. Wimpy babies either can't stand the taste of anything that isn't deli meat and cheese, or they don't like the texture.

[Anonymous No.10632751]

>>10624578

green peppers are offensive on pizza. straight up one of the few toppings you literally cannot just pick off, because they COMPLETELY CHANGE THE ENTIRE FLAVOUR OF THE PIZZA TO TASTE LIKE GREEN PEPPERS

[Anonymous No.10632753]

>>10624505
>I have a coworker who refuses to eat food with vegetables on it

Can’t wait for his dumbass to be fired.

[Anonymous No.10632756]

>>10632167
>Ham
Are you a six year old girl?

[Anonymous No.10632762]

>>10632753
Please clarify why you think your coworker will be fired soon.

[Anonymous No.10632767]

>>10624052
Whats it like being such a little bitch push over?

[Anonymous No.10632900]

>>10632312
I used to get red onions on my 'za but one morning when I tried eating the leftover pizza all I could taste was onion even after trying to fix the issue by taking the onions off. Now i avoid onions on pizza. :(

[Anonymous No.10632959]

>>10624939
The pizza place may try to Jew you and charge it as a double pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.10632973]

>>10624505
I used to work at a pizza place and it seemed like all the reject/fuck up orders that we could all eat were fucking covered in black olives and/or mushrooms. They are ok, but after a while it's fucking awful. I havent worked there in 9 years but to this day I can't have black olives on pizza. It kinda triggers me.

[Anonymous No.10633002]

IMHO, if you reject more than one of any topping your average pizza joint offers, you're a child and don't deserve a say in the conversation.

[Anonymous No.10633020]

>>10632325
why is it so popular to hate pineapple on pizza and also the people that enjoy it. Its not bad.

[Anonymous No.10633102]

>>10632751
>And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.10633119]

>>10624052
You know whats worse?
In my country is popular to put corn as a topping in the Pizza

Fucking corn.

[Anonymous No.10633125]

>>10633020
It’s a le epic Reddit meme

[Anonymous No.10633141]

>>10633119
UK?

[Anonymous No.10633147]

>>10633002
This
I can eat a pizza with just about any toppings.
Ironically my one "topping" I won't usually touch is just plain cheese. It's not that it's bad inherently. It's not bad at a good pizza place, in fact I love a good plain pizza, from a good pizza place, but a plain cheese pizza from a mediocre pizza place just isn't good. Toppings cover a shitty pizza's shittiness.

[Anonymous No.10633151]

>>10633141
Or Japan.

[Daria No.10633154]

Thin crust
Bbq sauce
Light cheese
Well done
Chicken, onion, jalapeños, banana peppers.

That's my pizza

[Anonymous No.10633220]

>>10624913
Based ananas poster

[Anonymous No.10633249]

>>10624052
The obligatory all meat pizza is based and patrician as fugg.
Just look at that Spanish salami/chorizo español, literally dream pizza.

[Anonymous No.10633560]

>>10632261
Fuck you Jew

[Anonymous No.10633602]

>>10633560
Hitler was a vegetarian you fucking mong.

[Anonymous No.10633613]

>>10624505
the black olives pizza places use are top tier SHIT. They are worse than anchovies, like 10 times worse.

[Anonymous No.10633679]

>>10625327
It started out as a counter-meme against the tards who wouldn't eat a pizza unless it was smothered in sugary pineapple chunks.

>"I only like Hawaiian"
>"we have to get Hawaiian"
>"omg let's get bbq chicken and pineapple, love dat sugar"
>order ends up being two hawaiian, two bbq chicken, one meatlovers
>little cunt who "only likes hawaiian" eats half the meatlovers

[Anonymous No.10633740]

>>10625327
I dislike pineapple on a pizza, not because of the sweetness, but because I don't like the texture. Peach is much better, it's sweet, but it's soft.

[Anonymous No.10633814]

>>10633740
pic related is the way to go

[Anonymous No.10634072]

>>10624052
fucking niggers, cheese is great

[Anonymous No.10634080]

sorry but american pizza culture is trash

[Anonymous No.10634082]

>>10624505
Onions are top-tier

[Anonymous No.10634086]

>>10624505
Ok, here's what you do. White pie with broccoli, chicken, and fresh garlic.
Fucking delicious. Make sure the ricotta is spread under the mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.10634300]

>>10624052
Pizza is such a good way to gauge people's personalities. Like if a person throws a hissyfit because you got a thick crust instead of thin (despite that meaning you get more pizza with no taste compromise), or when someone won't even touch a piece that has something they don't like on it (it's a fucking mushroom, you can't possibly hate something that bland). I've always wondered if oddly specific tastes like this are signs of some mental disorder.

[Anonymous No.10634312]

>>10624519
Im a bong what does flyover mean i see it all over this board

[Anonymous No.10634320]

fuck hawaiian pizza.
pineapple is meant to go with hot peppers. sweet and spicy is the way to eat a pie

[Anonymous No.10634431]

>>10624052
DELIGHTFULLY
DEVILISH

[Anonymous No.10634436]

>>10624505
Pineapple

>>10624898
Lardibums

[Anonymous No.10634441]

>>10624944
they aren't mocking you because of th vegetables, it's because you're a thin skinned soyboy

[Anonymous No.10634477]

>>10624052
>Amerifats hate a Margherita

[Anonymous No.10634512]

The boys and I get ground sausage and onion from the local mom and pop joint. Shit is cash.

[Anonymous No.10634518]

>>10634477
without some nice bufalla mozzarella it's trash anyway

[Anonymous No.10634541]

>>10632900
>pretentious nuyorker putting salad on a pizza
>surprised it didn't work

[Anonymous No.10634543]

>>10633119
that's pretty normal actually

[Anonymous No.10634549]

>>10634300
what if it has a curly hair?

[Anonymous No.10634934]

>>10624505
jalapenos

[Anonymous No.10634944]

>>10634300
Thin crust pizza tastes much better than thick though.

[Anonymous No.10634952]

[Anonymous No.10634965]

>>10624052
>some nerd on /g/ once offered to buy some random anon a pizza because he wanted to produce some abomination
>I bit, mandating only that there was no pineapple
>he produced some abomination with vietnamese slaw, wedges, scrambled egg, black beans, pepperoni, spring onions, carved ham, and cranberry sauce
>turned out to be amazing beyond measure
It was the vietnamese slaw that made it. Too bad they removed that.
I also found out that black beans on pizza are good, and if you reheat pizza in the oven, or make your own, put some soft-boiled or scrambled egg on it a few minutes before it's done. You will produce a tasty abomination.
>>10624505
Moroccan. Viet zipperhead slaw a good too.

[Anonymous No.10634966]

>>10625327
It really is such a fucking meme. I've never understood the autistic hatred and then you have gordon ramsey fucking cutting a chuck of pineapple pizza off with a fork and knife being equally autistic giving them fuel.

[Anonymous No.10634969]

>>10624578
They're almost never cooked. They pretty much need to be cooked separately before being put on the pizza.
The texture is too stark and out of it otherwise.

[Anonymous No.10634971]

>>10624578
I fucking hate green peppers

[Anonymous No.10634977]

>>10625031
Spinach is bretty gud on pizza.
It just needs to be put on at the base, right after the sauce. Before any cheese or other shit goes on.

[Anonymous No.10634982]

>>10633020
I find pineapple absolutely abhorrent. I have no allergies, but the taste makes me gag.
I think most people who hate it just fall for mems though.

[Anonymous No.10635006]

>>10632720
>picking off toppings that were cooked with the pizza

found the stupid cant cook for herself stacy

[Anonymous No.10635085]

>>10634965
Man, free food on /g/ ? I need to go there more often.

[Anonymous No.10635230]

>>10624956
what the fuck? get your faggot shit salad off my pizza faggot

[Anonymous No.10635240]

>>10625043
i bet he does fuck you if you like salad on a pizza faggot

[Anonymous No.10635258]

>>10624505
Broccoli is god tier.

[Anonymous No.10635643]

>that fatass who eats pizza unironically
Y I K E S

[Anonymous No.10635656]

>>10635643
>haha I managed to relate another thread to America check out this epic burn mom

[Anonymous No.10635659]

pepperoni and chouriço is the best pizza topping combo

[Anonymous No.10635669]

>>10632973

My favorite pizza is mushrooms, black olives and 'chovies.

soooooo good

[Anonymous No.10635731]

>>10624505
Mushrooms are for true partisans.

[Anonymous No.10635737]

>>10635731
>partisans
Kek.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10635748]

>>10632325
Based.

[Anonymous No.10635751]

>>10635731
Mushrooms are gross

[Anonymous No.10636166]

>>10635656
Why are you O B E S E D people constantly thinking about Yurop?

[Anonymous No.10636204]

>>10634300
>mushroom
>bland

Do you smoke or are you really old? Mushrooms have a VERY distinctive flavor.

[Anonymous No.10636298]

>>10624505
because black olives do not belong on pizza

[Anonymous No.10636361]

>>10624052
>that "thing"
>cheese

[Anonymous No.10637052]

>>10624052
¿Wich is the worse situation, the one you just described or someone being extremely hungry leaving you and everyone else with just a few slices?

[Anonymous No.10637062]

>>10632756
Does that turn you on, Iqbal?

[Anonymous No.10637082]

>>10633119
>Get an """American""" pizza
>It has corn on it
Just because they grow a shit load of it, and make it basically their sugar doesn't mean it's an American topping.

Fucking England, at least it isn't Muslims putting "Bacon" on pizza that's actually fucking turkey.

[Anonymous No.10637087]

>>10624052
>"Can we get half cheese?"
No, you cunt, you can pick off the pepperoni or buy a small for yourself. Fucking animal.

[Anonymous No.10637102]

>>10635643
imagine not being dutch

[Anonymous No.10637126]

>>10634312
Midwestern states. Usually memed by the butthurt animals living in a filthy, crime-ridden hellhole.

[Anonymous No.10637148]

>>10625327
I usually don't order pineapple because its usually fucking canned chunks. Thinly sliced pineapple with salt-cured sliced ham is god-tier, though.

[Anonymous No.10637158]

>>10625819
>hates food
>/ck/
B-but why?

[Anonymous No.10637168]

>>10630912
>unable to enjoy simplicity
This website is 18+.

[Anonymous No.10637198]

>>10633151
Okinawa had some of the weirdest pizza toppings I have ever seen. Pretty tasty, tho.

[Anonymous No.10637210]

>>10624052
My brother used to do this shit, he was the only one that liked plain cheese pizza, would eat one or two slices, then get like 4 slices of Pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.10637211]

>>10633602
>Vegetarians can't enjoy the taste of flesh.
>You can't be vegetarian for moral or health reasons.
You might be retarded.

[Anonymous No.10637213]

>>10637087
>friend never asks this
>instead asks if I want his toppings
>i get double toppings and he gets his desired CP

Sometimes this place really makes me appreciate my friends.

[Anonymous No.10637221]

>>10632687
this. pepperoni is for absolute trash people.

[Anonymous No.10637232]

>>10624963
Dude, i fucking stopped eating pizza hut because of this exact problem.

[Anonymous No.10637285]

>>10631794
A legit margherita is cheese only. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.10637339]

>>10624505

Black olives are decent on pizza. But Kalamata olives are superior. K olives with sundried tomatoes, mushrooms, pesto and roasted garlic is my favourite pizza

[Anonymous No.10637484]

>>10636204
The ones pizza shops get are canned so they come out rubbery with a really muted flavor. Most people have never had a decent mushroom.

[Anonymous No.10637511]

Here, i have one.
>order pizza with girlfriend
>''you can order whatever you like on it''
>order half pizza with ham and mushroom
>girlfriend only orders cheese
>starts eating my half
>leaves her side alone

[Anonymous No.10637534]

>>10637511
Kill her

[Anonymous No.10637545]

>>10637534
It would be hard to be honest, she is really nice otherwise.

[Anonymous No.10637558]

>>10624505
I can see why people don't like them. There is no food that is inedible too me but I certainly wasn't a fan of olives until quite recently. I now find they go great on a pizza but they have to be accompanied by some strong toppings like anchovies, hot peppers, feta cheese etc.

[Anonymous No.10637737]

>>10637545
She's only eating your half because she loves you.
t. marriedfag

[Anonymous No.10637759]

>>10637545
>>10637737
>People unironically letting roasties touch their ham and mushroom pizza.
This place gets worse every day.

[Anonymous No.10637762]

>>10624052
Plain cheese pizza is a waste of money and ingredients.

You cannot change my mind.

[Anonymous No.10637790]

>>10637762
your correct like getting plain vanilla icecream.

its the vanilla of pizza flavours

[Anonymous No.10637796]

>>10637759
>not having a qt to steal your pizza
there's always crippling alcoholism, anon.

[Anonymous No.10637926]

Why do people hate cheese so fucking much?

It's all of the good parts of a pizza.
If you want extra bullshit on it, add it on afterwards.

[Anonymous No.10637986]

>>10637926
Cheese isnt a topping, its a requisite. Pizza is meant to have shit put on it.

[Anonymous No.10638008]

>>10637796
A-at least I'll be an alcoholic with self respect.

[Anonymous No.10638039]

>>10634312
It refers to fat white Americans that live in the Midwest of the United States. They have no culture or culinary sense which is why people literally fly over them to get to the relevant parts of the United States. Their diet consists mainly of gallons of soda and macaroni salad which they make with gross amounts of "mayo". If you watch the tv series parks and recreation, the character of Gerry Gergich is the perfect portrayal of a flyover. The show also pokes fun at the obesity rate of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana.

[Anonymous No.10638105]

>>10638039
>absolutely seething over the Midwest
Kek. It's like all the retardation of a /pol/ post minus the overt racism.

[Anonymous No.10638156]

>>10638008
and pizza.

[Anonymous No.10638250]

>>10624052
>buy pizza
>picky motherfucker doesn't likes pepperoni
>remove the pepperoni on a slice and give it to him


wow OP you're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.10639454]

>>10637545
ORDER ONLY FOR YOURSELF FAG AND TELL HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.10639559]

>>10624578
Only fat amerimutt hates it. Normal american citizen likes it.

[Anonymous No.10639565]

>>10625304
Everything on pizza is good except curry powder pajeet flavor.

[Anonymous No.10639580]

>>10639559
the fat amerimutt IS the normal american citizen

[Anonymous No.10639624]

>>10634969
The texture contrast is my favorite part.

[Anonymous No.10639704]

>order pizza
> """""""""friend"""""""" asks for half a pie with literally everything on it
>almost doubles the price of the pizza
>eats one slice of his abomination and asks for some of my tasty pepperoni half
>doesn't even pitch in money for the pie.