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Anonymous Sat May 19 04:00:33 2018 No.10623256 [Reply] [Original]

Ask a pizza delivery driver anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:01:03 2018 No.10623257 Nah I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:06:09 2018 No.10623270 >>10623256 ever get a bj for a tip?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:07:43 2018 No.10623278 >>10623270 Sure haven't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:09:25 2018 No.10623285 >>10623256 Why do you think anyone would care?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:09:45 2018 No.10623286 You don't have to do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:09:58 2018 No.10623287 what is the best pizza & why is it digiornos?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:10:36 2018 No.10623290 >>10623285 You replied though :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:11:29 2018 No.10623291 Has any woman ever answered the door naked or had sex with you during your delivery? What are some of the craziest/most memorable things you've witnessed while making deliveries?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:12:53 2018 No.10623294 >>10623256 Why aren't you able to apply your intelligence and skill to a better paying job?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:12:58 2018 No.10623295 What is the least amount of tip I can give you to ensure that you will not spit on my pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:15:20 2018 No.10623298 >>10623295 The whole tip and at least a quarter of the shaft.

Anonymous Sat May 19 04:16:05 2018 No.10623299

>>10623291
I had a couple answer when I knocked and they were very clearly in the middle of sex. She was naked.

Had a guy answer the door in a thong.
Drug dealer who had drugs on the table.
A lot of crazy foreign people.

>>10623294
I'm in school.

>>10623295
I'm one the few at my store who doesn't get pissy about no-tippers. I would still give you a genuine thank you for anything you give me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:16:38 2018 No.10623301 Earnings per shift and how many miles per shift?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:18:18 2018 No.10623305 >>10623301 On busy nights (Thursday through Saturday), I can easily break a 100 bucks in tips about a 100 miles driven. Our store is starting to slow down though because summer and our management is absolute shit right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:22:10 2018 No.10623315 Do minorities ever harass you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:23:38 2018 No.10623322 >>10623315 No, but I live in area with a lot of rude, ignorant blacks so they can really test you. >part black I can say these things

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:33:03 2018 No.10623350 Is $2 dollars ok for a $12 pizza? I'm always nice and grateful to my delivery guy. I just don't want him to think I'm scum.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:38:16 2018 No.10623359 any tip worse than no tip?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 04:38:36 2018 No.10623363 >>10623278 How many BJs have you offered to get out of a ticket?

Anonymous Sat May 19 10:11:36 2018 No.10624083

>>10623305
This is fucking terrible. You should assume the government rate of reimbursement for your car which is $.52/mile which includes gas, you're making less than minimum wage. I used to make $250 some nights driving the company car in bumfuck Midwest. Find a new job.

Anonymous Sat May 19 10:24:43 2018 No.10624116

>>10623256
I'm a dude, never had much proclivity for women, but I met this chick at a wedding last week (bridesmaid of my cousins now wife) who, after several drinks introduced me to her boyfriend who thought I was "handsome". I've been with women before, but again, not entirely my bag. He's adorable and they strongly implied a threesome.

I don't really know these people, so what should I do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 10:29:54 2018 No.10624130 >>10623278 Has anybody never had the money and offered sex instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 10:32:01 2018 No.10624136 >>10623256 Do you carry a service pistol? Have you ever been robbed? Have you ever had to throw a pizza at someone like superhero in order to stop a crime?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 12:13:39 2018 No.10624465 >>10623256 what if i don't tip

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 12:18:00 2018 No.10624486 >>10623322 did yo mama pay the toll?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 12:20:36 2018 No.10624500 >>10624116 how much do you want it in the butt?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 13:14:38 2018 No.10624673 File: 85 KB, 600x884, 1526528305550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10624116 post boipussy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 13:19:30 2018 No.10624696 >>10623256 How many deliveries have made to nekkid customers?

Anonymous Sat May 19 14:12:01 2018 No.10624871

>>10624500
Not fond of anal. I've had decent experiences while on shrooms, but overall it's a 4-6/10 experience for me. I'd enjoy porking him, especially if the chick had a strap on. I like making tall, square jawed boys humiliated.

>>10624673
I'm the kinda fag that you drunkenly give a blowjob to, but right before I cum in your mouth, we make eye contact and share a mutual "no homo" contract.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:17:24 2018 No.10624892 >>10624871 same but I say it out loud and don't cum unless he also says no homo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:20:01 2018 No.10624903 what is your opinion on people with a diaper fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:23:29 2018 No.10624917 >>10623363 None >>10624083 ...we do get paid for mileage and the gap if we don't make enough tips to make min. wage. >>10624130 NO >>10624136 No. I want to. Other people have. No. >>10624465 I tell you to have a great day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:38:24 2018 No.10624980 File: 364 KB, 1920x1109, igor-sobolevsky-dtf-cn-front-hero-copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623256 Have you read Snow Crash?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:39:28 2018 No.10624984 >>10624980 WTF I just started not too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:41:17 2018 No.10624991 how much weed do u sell on an average delivery night?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:42:11 2018 No.10624995 >>10624984 Snow Crash and The Diamond Age are two of my favorite books, I always ask delivery drivers if they've read the first when one does an ama thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 14:42:27 2018 No.10624998 File: 90 KB, 1024x577, tanstaafl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10624980 >>10624984 Not his best book, but a good place to start. And the AnCap stuff is fun. Such a weak ending, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 18:37:52 2018 No.10626013 >>10623256 Do you ever get any leftovers? Has any customers offered you some pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 01:39:20 2018 No.10627781 >>10623256 How does it feel getting shit wages and no tips?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 01:56:35 2018 No.10627836 >>10623256 Getting that college degree in philosophy really hasn't paid off, has it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 01:58:29 2018 No.10627839 >>10623256 how hot is your wife's bull? asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 07:39:41 2018 No.10628706 >>10623256 Read up on the pizza delivery bank robbery and his necklace bomb

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 07:57:34 2018 No.10628740 >>10623256 How many pizza slices have you crammed into your anus?

Anonymous Sun May 20 07:59:49 2018 No.10628749

>>10623256
Have you ever walked in on a naked lady?
Did she suck your cock?
Did you suck her cock?
Do you hate your job?
Are traps gay?
How much do you hate your job?
Is it really (almost)always the jews fault?
Should the bankers be hanged from lampposts?
Is there life elsewhere in the universe?
Do you like pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 08:02:06 2018 No.10628756 >>10623291 Not him but I've seen boys/girls naked on the job. No women/men though

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 08:08:46 2018 No.10628775 >>10623256 Do you deliver big sausage pizza to women?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 08:15:57 2018 No.10628795 >>10628706 That's the first episode of Evil Genius on Netflix

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 08:18:22 2018 No.10628801 >>10628795 What a shitty series. I managet to watch 1.4 episode and dropped it. So much hype, so little substance, so much time wasted. They could have presented it all in one 40 min ep, not 4.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 09:33:09 2018 No.10629018 >>10623256 Is it true minorities rarely tip? Ever fuck with anyone's food? Anyone attractive ever answer the door nekkid? Will you pick up smokes/booze/drugs/whores for people? Do you like your job? Do you make decent money?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 12:28:49 2018 No.10629639 why do you start a thread and don't bother to answer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 13:14:01 2018 No.10629868 >>10623322 YOU IS ROYALTY

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 13:20:54 2018 No.10629895 How do you react when someone gives a generous tip and wishes you a good day?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 13:23:13 2018 No.10629901 >>10623256 are you a cute boy?

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