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>> No.10621916

Egg?

>> No.10621958

>>10621904
inbound: the same 50 fucking webms that are always posted in every thread with the same tired memes.

>> No.10621982
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>> No.10621991
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>> No.10621994

>>10621982
any webms of chickens laying an egg?
preferrably with the cloaca in plain view
just for research

>> No.10622000
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>> No.10622012
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>> No.10622021

>>10621991
Who are the dudes in blue and why are there people dancing with whale meat?

>> No.10622026
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>> No.10622033

>>10622012
Literally an entire 4th of July BBQ in his pants.

>> No.10622048
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>>10622021
>why are there people dancing with whale meat
Happy dance
Guys in blue
Gov employees, who've come to remove carcass.
After they've helped themselves to some of dat FREE food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fci31cZZ70

>> No.10622057
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>>10622033

>> No.10622062
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Found It..
Korean BBQ I think?

>> No.10622071

>>10622062
Those fire salamanders man. You can cut off their limbs, skin em, burn em, and they're still moving. Really slow down grinding.

>> No.10622072

>>10622048
I wish I could be that happy eating the equivalent of ocean roadkill

>the whale's penis is revered
Jesus christ I lost my shit. Only in Africa.

>> No.10622076

>>10621982
those are fucking rad

>> No.10622084

>>10622012
AY DIS SHIT DUN HAPPEN IN WUHKUHNDUH

>> No.10622086

>>10622012
lol we's all been there!

>> No.10622089

>>10622057
why even start running before you're out the door? what a fucking idiot

>> No.10622094
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>>10621994
Wouldn't I get banned for that?

>> No.10622099

>>10622094
silky smooth one frame per hour

>> No.10622109
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>>10622099
Not a webm... I know

>> No.10622115
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>>10622076

>> No.10622119

>>10622109
weakest looking onion rings ive ever seen

>> No.10622138
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>>10622026
what the fuck? I need context

>> No.10622169
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>>10622138
Female sheep herder, who doesn't have a Border Collie as a sheep dog. Plus one smart ass Ram?

>> No.10622205

>>10622109
This webm made me feel depressed

>> No.10622268

>>10622109
this is Martha Sterwart's recipe btw

>> No.10622294
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10622294

>>10622268
Old hands, makes sense.

>> No.10622311
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>> No.10622347
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>> No.10622349

>>10622311
>filename
bonus points for you anon

>> No.10622354

>>10621904
that looks like heaven, where is it?

>> No.10622363
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>> No.10622373

>>10622363
200 dorra gaijin
pay

>> No.10622375

>>10622000
pretty amazing

>> No.10622500
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Thinking this would damage the meat. Also any uses for chicken stock?

>> No.10622506
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>> No.10622513
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>> No.10622529
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>> No.10622538
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>>10622506
>0:57

>> No.10622540
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>> No.10622545

>>10621994
straight outta cloaca

>> No.10622559
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10622559

>>10622538
>.21

>> No.10622568
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>>10622500
The DIY chicken pluckier was invented by a Black Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoPwBA822rY

>> No.10622570

>>10622169
>0:09
you like to dance close to the fire, don't you?

>> No.10622575

>>10622071
thats an eel

>> No.10622600
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>> No.10622639

>>10622506
HAHAHAHA Get fucked sea bugs

>> No.10622660

>>10622012
do you think they tossed the meat or did they put it back in the fridge

>> No.10622669

>>10621904
What the fuck was that pitch black bird?

>> No.10622672

>>10622057
>Immediately running
This is why you don't run in stores

>> No.10622687

>>10622660
I'd hope they tossed it. or at the very least they rinse it really really well. I'd be pissed if I knew meat I bought was 'there' at one point.

>> No.10622697

>>10622639
>sea bugs
really anon?... really?

>> No.10622706

>>10622506
>>10622513
>>10622529
>All this unnecessary interspliced footage

>> No.10622738
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10622738

>>10622706
Buying
Purging
Cooking

>> No.10622783
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>> No.10622794
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>>10622738
Wtf. I love Slovenia now.

>> No.10622797

>>10621991
>that one kid slapping the piece of whale at :40

I really don't know what the fuck these people are thinking sometimes.

>> No.10622886
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>> No.10622889
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>> No.10622897

>>10621991
Fucking animals. Don't they know you need to leave that for maggots to consume?

>> No.10622939

>>10622500
In most things that call for water you can use chicken stock instead. Now that comes with the reminder to use common sense in that as well. But personally I don't think that would harm the meat too much to matter. If you're feathering 30 chickens in a day you would need a fast way of doing it. I assume the large factory chicken processors would use something similar.

>> No.10622961
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>>10622939
I started saving the stock when I cook chicken, now have quite a bit.
Cooking / Frying Perogies in it was could come up with.

>> No.10622993
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>> No.10623017

>>10622012
Ooooo he stealin

>> No.10623019
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>> No.10623022
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>> No.10623027

>>10622961
>>10622993
>>10623019
I need to find the person who copywrites these and slowly kill him with a knife.

>> No.10623039
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>> No.10623055

>>10622057
I like the way the employee was looking at him. Like he knew the guy was about to try and steal.

>> No.10623062
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>>10622993
ugh, that just reminds me of popping a really big zit or something. whoever makes these needs to off themselves

>> No.10623064
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10623064

>>10623027
Non cropped this time.

Funny watermark doesn't show up online?

>> No.10623067

>>10623019
this is disgusting

>> No.10623075

>>10623067
It's basically a french omelette made into a tube

>> No.10623118
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>Funny watermark doesn't show up online?
some some don't?

>> No.10623121

>>10622993
It's JUST liquid? Why not make it a proper xiaolongbao and having filling and "soup" inside it? This is STUPID. I am ANGRY.

>> No.10623130
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They catch them, rip the arms off then throw them back.
Cause they will grow them back.
Being that one crab that's had his arms ripped of 4 times...

>> No.10623143
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>>10623067
>this is disgusting
Nope THIS is.

>> No.10623146
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10623146

.Not shilling, with sub 2min clips. Just easier to convert

>> No.10623160

>>10622057
Topkek

>> No.10623164

JACK!!!!

>> No.10623171

>>10623019
That doesn't explode at all.

>> No.10623175

>>10623143
Aside from goth hipster whatever-the-fuck making soyface, not all that bad. Just a typical deep dish that schmucks such as yourself are hoping for negative and triggering posts at. I rather enjoy it, more pizza to enjoy.

>> No.10623180

>>10623146
> weh my omelet isn't overdone enough

>> No.10623188

>>10622669
one of those malaysian black chickens or something

>> No.10623196
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>>10622669

>> No.10623199

>>10622048
It's like a fucking circle pit in there.

>> No.10623236

>>10621904
And what is that webm supposed to show us? I know how meat looks.

>> No.10623247

>>10622738
>drinking stuff off other stuff
>drinking alcohol
absolute retard

>> No.10623254

>>10623236
are you okay?

>> No.10623259

>>10623236
I think people find having meat out like that just chopped and in the open to be strange? Plus some of the cuts are a bit out there for a lot of people.

>> No.10623277

>>10623259
Oh I see. Yeah, it's unhygienic, but if you slaughter an animal, why not use everything? I wish we had these cuts in supermarkets, so people would be reminded where their meat comes from.

>> No.10623283

>>10623277
checked
Also I agree. But we have a trend right now that people don't want to touch meat at all and they prefer if it doesn't look like any animal.

>> No.10623330

>>10623283
Is it only a recent trend? I know so many people who say "OH I CAN'T WATCH ANY SLAUGHTERING IF I KNEW WHERE MY MEAT CAME FROM I WOULDN'T EAT IT ANYMORE". Like, well, yeah, that's the point.
If you can't stand seeing an animal being killed so you can eat it, you shouldn't eat meat in the first place.
I go even as far as demanding that only people who can kill an animal by themselves should eat meat. I mean, of course it's not possible that everyone has chickens in their backyard, but you should be WILLING to kill an animal to eat it. Like, prove that you can kill this pig and you're good to go.

>> No.10623339

>>10622783
why don't they just kill the squid first?

>> No.10623342

>>10623330
People kill animals all the time, they just don't treat the mosquito they swat on the same level as a chicken. Hence why this dichotomy is bullshit. Your existence is murder. Your life, your energy consumption patterns, your habits, your occupation of niches other animals could use - murder. Deal with it. The only way to not be a mass murderer is to blow your brains out right now.

>> No.10623345

>>10623339
He's a man and as such almost entirely incapable of empathy.

>> No.10623351
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>>10621904
>0:02
>hooves
>0:06
>paws

>> No.10623362

>>10623330
I have a handful of laying chickens and at the end of their time they become broiler hens. It's just what it is. When I first got them I had family get upset that I got a bunch for slaughter aswell. Saying they raised me better then that. I don't understand any of it.
I read some stupid shit that companies are making meat based meals where you never have to touch the raw meat. We truly are in the easy time that breads weak men. Tough times will come and a large majority wont be able to deal with it.
>>10623342
That's some fucking edgy shit you got going on there.

>> No.10623397
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>>10622048

>that one that gets trapped under the cage

>> No.10623418

>>10621982
t h i c c

>> No.10623420
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>> No.10623425

>>10622311
how do the eggs keep him in there? Investigate 311

>> No.10623495

>>10623121
Because millennials don't care about taste, they just want to Instagram that shit

>> No.10623499

>>10622057
>>10623055
imagine the potential trouble and racism accusations if the black dude was just in a hurry and wasn't going to steal

>> No.10623535

>>10623339

Because Asians have no souls, and thus no empathy or actual emotion.

>> No.10623536

>>10622076
Hey Chad!

>> No.10623568

>>10623535
>souls

>> No.10623590

>>10622089
Consider the average IQ of the black man.

>> No.10623607
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10623607

>>10622897
Guess not

>> No.10623634

>>10621982
dinosaurs

>> No.10623635

>>10623420
Anyone sauce me up ?

>> No.10623693

>>10623019
hate this meme.
when did omurice become this?

>> No.10623791
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>>10623064
>cheese sauce

>> No.10623804

>>10623019

Mmm. Undercooked whisked egg! How delicious.

>> No.10623823

>>10623791
I was watching that webm and thought it was a bit appetizing until that velveeta diarrhea poured onto it.

>> No.10623833

>>10622363
woaaa
he cat tha cumcumber

>> No.10623838

>>10622543
mmm insctes

>> No.10623841

>>10623804
Found the 7 year old.

>> No.10623884
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>>10623635
sure here ya go brah
enjoy

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>>10623196
Blacked

>> No.10624012

>>10623499
Good thing he was just a typical negro thief

>> No.10624027

>>10623339
Why bother

>> No.10624096

>>10622543
Why do they eato the mosquito?

>> No.10624110
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>> No.10624161

>>10623420
I want to nut all over those and have her eat them

>> No.10624169
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>> No.10624174

>>10624096
Basically free calories. Look at any traditional cuisine anywhere in the world and you'll see utilization as much of resources available. Would you have questioned similarly if webm was of French dish featuring pig's rectum?

>> No.10624176

>>10622033
Ay playa dats wut she said lmaoo

>> No.10624202

>>10623635
本棚食堂
https://youtu.be/JEK7olKsAS8?t=3m30s

>> No.10624206
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>> No.10624215

>>10624206
Are nips genetically predisposed to be this autistic?

>> No.10624230
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>> No.10624261

>>10621982
These look like good pets.

>> No.10624263

>>10622294
>1/3 of 3000 cal
Why did they write it like this?

>> No.10624278
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10624278

>>10622294
How much fat is on a coconut crab and where is it located? Shellfish generally seems very lean to me but I haven't had this one in particular.

>> No.10624303

>>10622268
figures. ice water.

>> No.10624312

>>10622797
they got rhythm in their blood, they can't help it

>> No.10624318

>>10624312
>rhythm
violence*

>> No.10624322

>>10621991
>apartheid was a mistake

>> No.10624324

>>10623064
>their famous potato
its korean and why do americans need everything covered in ranch or some other type of sauce or condiment.

>> No.10624331

>>10624318
>violence*
EXTREMELY low iq*

>> No.10624342

>>10624312
>>10624318
>>10624331
>rhythm
>low iq
AIDS*

>> No.10624403

>>10622568
>cvm tv
jamaican i presume?

>> No.10624415

>>10622993
>>10623019
>>10623039
>>10623064
>>10623118
I guess all you need to do to get your restaurant in a meme video is to set up in New York or LA.

>> No.10624436

>>10621904

Anyone know the name of the knife the butcher is using at 0:12? Looks unusual.

>> No.10624440

>>10621958
Is there any reason these threads aren't just moved to /wsg/?

>> No.10624477

>>10623607
>washing your knife in shit-and-piss-laden hippo water

Apartheid was a mistake

>> No.10624525

>>10624322
>>10624477
What do you think Apartheid is, retard? Can you explain to me how keeping these subhumans separate from the rest of us was a mistake?

>> No.10624548

>>10621904
surely kings of the meat castle

>> No.10624559
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>> No.10624624

>>10622543
skeeto burgers

>> No.10624666

>>10621991
Literally monkeys.

>> No.10624706

>>10624440
It use to be a once-in-a-while thread that had new webms since the last time the thread was made. Then a bunch of retards thought there needed to be one up constantly, but almost none of them go out and find new good content. So we have a zombie thread that has the same old webms and the same old memes and none of them are funny or entertaining anymore.

>> No.10624729

>>10622340
lol what's up with the egg slicing clip? just the most mundane thing

>> No.10624826

>>10622169
Agouti actually save people's life in Africa, it's the only meat they can easily farm there.

>> No.10624838

>>10623019
omurice is literally kids food lol.

>> No.10624876

>>10623277
>Yeah, it's unhygienic
Not really, a long as it's kept cold. as long as meat isn't ground, it stays really dense, and nothing major could happen to that meat that can't be swiped out with some paper later

>> No.10624883

>>10624206
>that first sip of the day

>> No.10624891

>>10622294
not pictured : the fact they taste like shit, which is why only whites would ever thing to eat them.

>> No.10624904

>>10624215
They are acting. Japanese TV is extremely fake, emotionally speaking. It's the equivalent of those American show hosts that keep yelling and be surprised at everything, but with another form of traditions and language.

>> No.10624912

>>10624891
i remember when the spot the nigger game was hard

>> No.10624921 [DELETED] 

>>10622048
Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream

>> No.10624930

>>10622026
Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream

>> No.10624934
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>> No.10624958

>>10622012
>Pricy name brand shit
>Brand new shoes
>Stealing 40 dollars of meat

Niggers never change.

>> No.10624979

>>10622543
I bet he doesn't even wash his hands

>> No.10625016

>>10622559
cringe

>> No.10625044

>>10622543

Everything about this webm is hilarious and this should be mandatory viewing whenever people are asked about donating to africa.

>Standing gleefully in a cloud of disease vector insects catching them clumsily in a pot to mash them up with your hands

>Mashing up no doubt millions of filthy blood filled bugs to make into a literal aids burger

>> No.10625089

>>10625044
Pretty sure those are chironomids, non biting flies that swarm to mate and barely even eat. More protein than beef, /fit/'ll be eating bug burgers any day now.

>> No.10625109

>>10624934
I love this show so much. It's the comfiest food show I've seen.

>> No.10625140

>>10625044
>non-biting midges are a disease vector
>eats livestock fed low level doses of nontherapeutic antibiotics creating unstoppable superbugs but hey it's $0.27 cheaper per pound so totally worth it!
The hypocrisy is delicious

>> No.10625149

>>10621904
Im convinced there's no animal part that chinese won't eat

>> No.10625194

>>10623236
I think it's just funny and unusual to see such a huge amount of meat from such a wide variety of animals in such a wide variety of cuts.

>> No.10625301

>>10622738
Most of the carnivore special restaurants in the UK have bone marrow on the menu.

>> No.10625332

>>10625109
What's it called?

>> No.10625341

>>10622559
This looks ridiculously unappetizing. It looks like you're eating out of a trash can. Pretty disgusting.

>> No.10625407

>>10625109
It's great, I just came across it the other weekend and before I knew it six hours had gone.

>>10625332
Kodoku no Gourmet

>> No.10625444

>>10624415
LA here. It's basically that easy once you have a gimmick. Remember the hot Cheetos smoothie?

The people only care about "wow look how cool this is" because they don't understand dick shit about it being dumb. The fact there's people that will think a fuckin sandwich is the hottest newest shit in the business is why we end up with this.

If I felt like it I could be doing some weird ass shit and serving bomb food even if it's some basic shit and all I'd have to do is wait for those retards to see it and that's it

>> No.10625481

>>10622012
Reminds me of trailer park boys when they start stealing meat from the supermarket.

>> No.10625484

>>10624559
19 seconds of brutal cringe for nothing

>> No.10625520
File: 2.86 MB, 1120x630, Pyongyang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10625520

NK street food

>> No.10625545

>>10625520
NK looks like an odd combination of post-Mao China and cold-war era Soviet Union

>> No.10625560

>>10621982
Thiccens

>> No.10625609

>>10624110
haha silly little thing thinks it has a chance against the apex predator

>> No.10625632
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>>10625545
... how astute.

>> No.10625645
File: 2.86 MB, 1116x620, Pyongyang Navigator.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10625645

A Navigator in NK?

>> No.10625650

>>10625645
But how does she get out of booth without getting shot?

>> No.10625652
File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, GIANT COCONUT Okinawa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10625652

>>10624891

>> No.10625675

>>10624263
Americans are retarded

>> No.10625719

>>10625044
You're not gonna get fucking HIV just from touching blood with it - that shit has to actually get into your body. And if you're cooking that shit or even just ingesting it, it's not gonna pose any actual threat.

>> No.10625740
File: 2.76 MB, 480x360, GIANT COCONUT Okinawa 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.10625747

>>10625719
>that shit has to get into your body
>just ingesting it
shootin' your self in the foot there m8

>> No.10625769
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>>10625650
Use an American Luxury SUV as a distraction, for the Soldier eating the green pancake

>> No.10625814

>>10625747
http://helpline.aidsvancouver.org/question/hiv-swallowing-blood
http://www.cfs.gov.hk/english/whatsnew/whatsnew_fst/whatsnew_fst_Can_HIV_AIDS_be_transmitted_by_food.html
I should have specified as "bloodstream" and not just "body".

>> No.10625823

>>10624110
wtf is that?

>> No.10625845

>>10624169
>clams
Those are nigger tacos

>> No.10625852

>>10624263
He's trying to get 3000 a day.

>> No.10626043

>>10621982
woahho lookout big boys comin' through!

>> No.10626132
File: 2.76 MB, 420x260, Delectable Woodworms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10626132

Woodworms....?

>> No.10626173

>>10623064
More like shitstick

>> No.10626188
File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, Rainbow Lobster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10626188

That first cut...it's like WTF

>> No.10626297

>>10626188
Brings back line cook memories. I used to split 3 pounders in down the middle from the head to tail and put heavy cream and cheese in the body then broil. You always could feel the lobster twitch when you stuck the knife in. Like it wanted to scream.

>> No.10626302

>>10626188
>>10626297
:(

>> No.10626314

>>10626188
FFS at least knife the little bastard in the head first.

>> No.10626325

>>10626314
Why? It doesn't have a central brain so that won't do anything.

>> No.10626369

>>10626314
do you knife flys or roaches in the head before stepping on them? these things are basically insects. it's an evolutionary half step above a literal vegetable. people only get mad because they are large. I've never heard anyone complain about boiling a crayfish alive

>> No.10626451
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10626451

>> No.10626490

>>10622687
All the meat you buy is """""there""""" at one point.

>> No.10626491
File: 2.85 MB, 420x260, Speed Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10626491

Speed Cooking- serving live snake and fish

>> No.10626712

>>10624206
>chef brings mirin a cooking sake
>bitch gets super wet

>> No.10626763

>>10626451
What is this?

>> No.10626838

>>10622109
>white onion

Why?

>> No.10626905

>>10626763
french toast

>> No.10626921

>>10625444
and this is why LA and NYC are universally despised by the rest of america

>> No.10627068
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>> No.10627169

>>10624415
>>10625444
There are a million retards on sites like Facebook and Reddit who cream themselves over dumb gimmicky shit. They judge food based on appearance and how good of a viral video is rather than if it would actually taste good.

>> No.10627202

>>10621904
>afterbutcheringaforgottenbeast.webm

>> No.10627204

>>10627068
the embalmed dog fetus is creeping me out

>> No.10627209

>>10627204
looks like it's probably an empty wine bottle holder (positioning the bottle to look like the dog is chugging it). but, yea, weirded me out too.

>> No.10627218

>>10623196
cluckold

>> No.10627240

>>10622000
Where are the bees?

>> No.10627247

>>10627209
there was that one really strange episode where he looked like he was super tired and mentioned something about his sister getting impregnated by their dog, then you see this on the table it just raises more questions...

>> No.10627258
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10627258

>>10627240
Good point?

>> No.10627261
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, Fillet Job.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.10627278

>>10622115

Reactor online

>> No.10627339

>>10622783
This is cruel.

>> No.10627348

>>10623499
That's dumb. Even if the dude was hypothetically in a hurry, he wouldn't run like that.

>> No.10627415

>>10623143
Fuck off.

>> No.10627446
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>>10626132

>> No.10627451

>>10622897
Why would you want more flies in Africa?

>> No.10627483
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>>10627240
This so Fake though, they have a channel, full of this stuff.

>> No.10627529

>>10622138
rams like to headbutt things

>> No.10627536

>>10624278
think it's all in the tail, coconut crabs are high in fat because, surprise, they eat coconuts which are high in fat

>> No.10627554
File: 246 KB, 400x416, PAINNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10627554

>>10626451
>>10626905
Its fucking bread pudding you fucking faggot

Goddammit this is why I don't come here for advice.

>> No.10627569

>>10622738
>1:22 duration
>reuse the same shots four times
for what reason

>> No.10627577

>>10623121
gimmick to set yourself apart, there's a bajillion dumpling places, but who else serves this thing
marketing genius

>> No.10627610
File: 2.77 MB, 634x360, Unique Process of Herman's Honeycomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10627610

Cassette combs, 40 in this hive, you eat the wax too.

>> No.10627611
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>>10624096
>>10624174
>>10622543
>chickens walking in the background
>catch and eat bugs instead

>> No.10627612
File: 2.86 MB, 634x360, Harvesting the honey of Japanese honey bees.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10627612

>>10627569
Make the clip longer???

>> No.10627616

>>10626491
jesus fuck why would you deep fry half the fucking fish while it is alive oh god why

>> No.10627678

>>10621982
Hey, I own a few of those guys! They're not as big though.

>> No.10627700
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>>10622993
looks like an alien pus sac

>> No.10627702
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10627702

>>10627678
They used to be the main type of broiler bird.

>> No.10627715

>>10627700
>Not wanting to slurp some alien milk off some alien tits
wut r u? ghey?

>> No.10627720

>>10622506
God R&R is so good. You can buy crawfish live to bring home to cook and it's also a full service restaurant if you want to eat them there.

>> No.10627743

>>10623196
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>> No.10627753
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10627753

>>10627278
Sensors online

>> No.10627763
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10627763

>>10622026
>dogs not giving a single shit

>> No.10627809
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10627809

A while back I saw a webm of the 'how to make dumplings' scene from the movie Dumplings, anyone got that?

>> No.10627844

>>10625140
nigger

>> No.10627871

>>10627218
Based

>> No.10627906
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10627906

>>10623841
>looks for 7 year olds

>> No.10627940

>>10624477
>ending apartheid was a mistake

fixed that for ya

>> No.10627941

>>10622000
i wanna bite into that, wax and all

>> No.10627944

>>10623064
Imagine sticking your hand in the potato cutter

>> No.10627949

>>10624110

What the fuck am I watching

>> No.10627964

>>10625747

He's right, he just worded his post like a literal retard.

>> No.10627974

>>10626314

They don't have a nerve center to stab or sever that would kill them "humanely". This also means that we can't tell if they even feel pain at all.

>> No.10627978
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>>10623196
>I've heard of black chickens since I was small but never met one
>met one

>> No.10627982
File: 1.71 MB, 480x360, Ostrich lays egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10627982

>>10627809
Post a link, Jtube clips are all shit.
This movie is more fucked up than Bunman.

>> No.10627990

>>10626314
Imagine a being 10 times taller than you just grabbing you and twisting you in half.

>> No.10627993

>>10625650
underrated

>> No.10628004

>>10622012

i hope he posts in /smoke/

>> No.10628008

>>10627982
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLVhog_zX68

The webm I saw lasted from :11 seconds to around the 1:53 mark, it made me laugh at how innocuous it all looked without context

>> No.10628013

>>10627611
You don't eat a hen until after she stops producing eggs.

>> No.10628015

>>10622072
>Jesus christ I lost my shit. Only in Africa.
The whale penis had its own chapter in Moby Dick.
The chapter is called "The Cassock" if you want to look it up. It's only a few pages, like all 135 chapters in that book.
Basically, they turn the skin of the thing into a raincoat.

>> No.10628021
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10628021

>>10622048
>>10623397
>that one that gets trapped under the cage
His reward for being the fastest of them all

>> No.10628026

>>10628008
Video not available, but know what you need, on it.

>>10628021
Second fastest one made it out North end of trap.

>> No.10628029

>>10622072
native alaskans you fucking dip

>> No.10628036

>>10622311
We've reached a point where posting this video only elicits two replies (now three). Sad!

>> No.10628043

>>10624826
>save people's life in Africa

Isn't that a bad thing?

>> No.10628053

>>10627536
>high in fat because, surprise, they eat coconuts which are high in fat
That's not how biology works, though.
Do you think Japanese people are high in starch?

>> No.10628110

>>10627616
to trigger you

>> No.10628162
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10628162

>>10628008
Blocked,and or file not found?
/wsr/ maybe

>> No.10628178

>>10624169
Pushuuu

>> No.10628352

>>10627982
Straight out of the cloaca.

>> No.10628411

>>10627554
Not everyone one this board is a britbong, get over yourself.

>> No.10628419

>>10627068
lol who is this is he autistic

>> No.10628436

>>10622026
Why would you post this? Women are equal to men???

>> No.10628486

>>10624110
Dart?

>> No.10628509
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>>10624110

>> No.10628510

>>10628509
cute!

>> No.10628520
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>>10628510

>> No.10628525

>>10621904
no food waste?

>> No.10628526
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>>10628036
Memes are supposed to die.
Except in /r9k/, because autists can't handle change.

>> No.10628538

>>10628509
What kind of asshole keeps poking it?

>> No.10628550
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>>10628526
real memes never die

>> No.10628559
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>> No.10628565
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>>10628526
Cats are so cuuuute

>> No.10628567
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10628567

I wonder what deep sea creatures taste like

>> No.10628576

>>10628565
what is happening I don't speak japanese

that cat is so happy about carrots and potatoes and rice what the fuck is it gonna eat it or what

>> No.10628583

>>10628520
>feeding the wife.webm

>> No.10628586

>>10628576
First panel is "is it dinner time for kitty?" then it's "what would kitty like for food?" finally, "whoops, human food is too boring for kitty!!"

>> No.10628599

>>10628013
Right, but clearly they could be feeding the chickens bugs and farming a shit load of them and their eggs, but they're too incompetent for that and just eat bugs

>> No.10628602

>>10628567
Like a gummybear I imagine.

>> No.10628644

>>10628586
too lethargic to eat. would own and pet/10 A+ kitty

>> No.10628647

>>10628586
i've had that image for about 9 1/2 years and never knew

>> No.10628668
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10628668

>>10622026
Food can be dangerous.

>> No.10628672
File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, abominationpizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10628672

>>10622311
still there.

how can we help this surly, beautiful man?

>> No.10628680

>>10628162
I've only seen the Dumplings short film from Three...Extremes. Is the feature film better or at least as good?

>> No.10628689

>>10628672
Sadly, that webm is missing the part where she has to get a fuckton of leaves out of the oven, which her husband put in there to dry.

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>>10628672

>> No.10628748
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10628748

a slut

>> No.10628751
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>> No.10628753
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>>10628672
God dammit. I was going to treat myself to a nice sunday breakfast, thanks for destroying my appetite

>> No.10628759
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>> No.10628777

>>10628769
>that tramp stamp
>that cellulite
>that big ugly ass
>that roastie mons
I wish neo-ariel would be purged from the internet, so that the memory of her early stuff could remain unsullied

>> No.10628782

>>10628759
Probably tasty, but it looks awful.

>> No.10628789
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>> No.10628791
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>> No.10628831

>>10628791
>Yum Feed
uhm...

>> No.10628867

>>10628777
trips of truth

she's a washed up roastie now in her 30s, she needs to retire

>> No.10628909

>>10624169
Gas the Jews!

>> No.10628931

>>10623247

Alcohol is fine

>> No.10629027

>>10627990
Seen Deadpool 2?

>> No.10629030

>>10628789
How does one make dough that stretches like that?

>> No.10629038

>>10626451
dontputraisinsinitdontputraisinsinitdontputraisinsinitdontputraisinsinit YOU FUCKING CUNT!

>> No.10629095
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10629095

>>10627678

>> No.10629305

>>10628599
You insinuate so God damn much based off just seeing a single chicken in the background.

Can you stop being such a fucking moron with your meme racism.

>> No.10629430

>>10622961
Wouldn't the meat taste like butane or something?

>> No.10629466

>>10629305
so they're just eating the bugs for fun and they have a surplus of chickens?

>> No.10629495

>>10629466
Those bugs could taste fucking amazing for all we know.

>> No.10629566

>>10628559
This activated my almonds

>> No.10629587

>>10628559
damn bitch it's just a cricket(?). also
>turning the opposite fucking direction of the designated vomit bowl when youre about to vomit
wow

>> No.10630260

>>10629305
Why do you defend these inept animals ? They would kill you without a second thought.