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This thread is dedicated to the finest of liquors. Hennessy. The drink of Kings.

>> No.10621192

>>10621186
Detector at maximum nignogs

>> No.10621207 [DELETED] 

>>10621186
t. LeDarius Washington
>>10621192
Correct post

>> No.10621220

>>10621186
Brandy is never good. A cheap whiskey is nicer than a fine brandy.

>> No.10621273

>>10621186
I always thought Hennessy was overpriced and honestly not very good tasting for what it costs. I'd honestly rather go for a bottle of Jack

>> No.10621593

does anyone know where the real al/ck/ moved to ?

>> No.10621597

>>10621593
No. It's not on r9k or s4s. I can't believe the retarded mods suggested /b/. Maybe we can move to /qa/ or something.

>> No.10621598

>>10621593
we are still deciding on a board. /r9k/ and /s4s/ were tried and both were shit.

>> No.10621606

>>10621597
>>10621598
kind of funny that we are homeless, even on 4chan

>> No.10621609

>>10621606
I would be less incensed by it if the board wssn't full of blatant shitpost threads.

>> No.10621610

>>10621597
>>10621598
I think adv could be appropriate ?
seeing as that is what the threads mostly contain

>> No.10621612

>>10621597
>>10621598
Why not /bant/?

>> No.10621614 [DELETED] 

>>10621597
>>10621598
>>10621606
Honestly, I would indeed give /qa/ a try. It's similarly paced. Godspeed.

t. alky that doesn't normally participate in threads

>> No.10621625

>>10621610
I think /adv/ was tried and didn't work or we got booted like jews

>> No.10621645

>>10621614
just sucks that they got rid of a whole community from the board who stuck to their own thread and didn't really bother anyone

>> No.10621650

>>10621612
prone to shitposting, preferably a slow board

>> No.10621657

does any anon know why janies delete your thread

>> No.10621658 [DELETED] 

>>10621645
It's beyond shitty, I'm with you. Talking about people that need other people the most.

>> No.10621663

>>10621657
It's more about alcoholism than the drinks themselves. People are probably report spamming the threads or something.

>> No.10621705

>>10621663
I'm pretty sure it's only 1 or 2 no-lifers who are doing it

>> No.10621748

test

>> No.10621768

>2 weeks sober
>go to wedding last week

Ive been on a bender ever since

>> No.10621778

FYI 420chan has an entire board dedicated to alcohol

>> No.10621797

>>10621778
4220chan is terrible though.

>> No.10621838

for fuck sake I need people to interact with
people in my country are going to sleep and I'm running out of booze

>> No.10621854
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10621854

So, how is it?

>> No.10621857

>>10621186
The best thing about this is that black people and Asian people have this is common. Both love this shit. I'm not sure why, but I think it's a luxury thing.

t. Asianfag

>> No.10621860

>>10621186
To, winos, what's good?

So what's the deal with "fortified wine"?

I work security and the most pathetic, fucked up, train wreck drunks are almost always drinking bottles of this shit. It's like one step above Listerine or Purell.

What's the purpose of this shit?

>> No.10621872 [DELETED] 

Thread reported :^)

>> No.10621880

>>10621860
Cheap wine and fortified wine are a fast track to an early grave. I used to mix cheap white wine and vodka together when i was unemployed. Called it a "fistington" and described it as unemployment in a glass.

>> No.10621893

>>10621186
Occasionally I like to do this thing where I strictly take shots and put a sharpie tally mark on me so I can see how much I drank when I wake up the next morning. Is that weird? Does anyone else do anything similar?

>> No.10621902

>>10621186
How to find an alcoholic drink that suits you best?

>> No.10621905

>>10621860
"fortified wine" usually gives you the most booze for the least amount of money. It's the choice of poor alcoholics.

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10621973

Everyone feel free to come to the IRC:
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net
we are all very much /ck/. Today we made a dish together which was some weird hamburger helper taco bell clone, which ended up better than expected.

al/ck/ is board culture and there is no al/ck/ without /ck/. We all love cooking and alcohol.

Been drinking loads of mojitos recently, brewed some dandelion wine too which everyone has been loving to the point of getting fucked up so my alcoholism has been more acceptable, it's great! pic absolutely related

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>>10621905
no
most alcohol for least money is cider in the UK

>> No.10622037

About to grab some booze to go with my chinese food. What do i grab?

>> No.10622059

>>10622037
When I drink with Asian food I usually get either Sapporo or saki (or both) to keep it somewhat thematic

Saki bombs are the fucking best

>> No.10622061

>>10622037
What are you actually eating? I'd just have my favourite beer.

>> No.10622073

>>10622037
saki for sure my dude.
or a nice beer.
or both.

>> No.10622079

>>10622037
this
>>10622025

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10622083

Picked this up to kind of test the waters with higher proof bourbon, I love the taste but the burn can be pretty affronting.
Any way to help down the burn besides adding water? Or any interesting mixers to try besides the usual?

>> No.10622095

>>10622083
I like to mix bourbon with seltzer water sometimes

>> No.10622096

>>10622037
Get some beer. I recommend Narragansett if you can get it. Cheap and effective.

>> No.10622105

>>10622095
Yeah but seltzer isn't too uncommon of a mixer, I didn't know if there were any pairings that not a lot of people would consider.

>> No.10622113

>>10622105
root beer is good
or ginger beer (the really spicy kind)

>> No.10622123

>>10622113
Not a fan of ginger beer but I'll have to try it with root beer.

>> No.10622206

I'm an alcoholic can someone give me advice?

>> No.10622219

Why are they even moving al/ck/? I don't post in al/ck/ though I sometimes browse it, and it doesn't seem objectionable at all. It's not like it leaks into other threads.

>> No.10622221

>>10622206
Go to AA.

>> No.10622227 [DELETED] 

>>10621857
I don't understand what you're trying to prove, but if you're suffering, you've still got my empathy.

>> No.10622240

>>10622206
Tell your friends and family.

If you don't have anyone who cares about you, seek medical help.

3rd option: carry on. Sometimes there's no solution to life's problems.

I'm saying this as someone who lived on my own for a year and drank most nights, often to excess, and moved back home and only occasionally drink now.

>> No.10622241 [DELETED] 

>>10622206
Connect/reconnect with your family. Nothing is more important.

>> No.10622243
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10622243

Love this

>> No.10622255

>>10622219
a al/ck/ohol general would be totally unobjectionable. The problem with al/ck/ is it's also a general for alcoholism, a morbid disease.

>> No.10622258

>>10622219
Bitches complained. Most likely about their "X is the one for me" shitpost thread getting knocked off by our thread or something equally gay.

>> No.10622265

>>10622255
This is probably the best happy medium. Maybe make it so booze is only discussed in the al/ck/ threads and not have 3-4 other separate threads.

>> No.10622266

>>10622219
It’s just a place for alcoholics to socialize, in the threads I’ve lurked there’s no discussion of cooking/food/etc. Why it was banned over any of the other worthy threads posted everyday without fail is beyond me but it definitely is more akin to /soc/ than here

>> No.10622270

>>10622266
/soc/ is for camwhoring

>> No.10622273

>>10622266
I'm imagining this thread on /soc/ and with al/ck/s blackoutposting heinous things online I'm not thinking that'd be the best fit.

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>>10621186
Move aside OP, the real GOAT is coming through

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10622285

Axehead is the one for me

>> No.10622288

>>10622083
i fucking hate living in Canada, haven't been able to find this anywhere. Getting tired of buffalo trace quality control going down the shitter

>> No.10622298

I'm gonna miss you lads. These threads actually meant quite a lot to me.

>> No.10622300

>>10622298
Taking the old rope to Narnia, eh? Godspeed.

>> No.10622312

>>10622298
yeah same here, it really did help me to stay off the booze. if al/ck/ stays on 4chan it's all ogre for me, i'm sick to death of all the fucking kids.who has web design skills? a virtual server and a simple ip with an imageboard script would give us our own domain

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10622322

I feel I'm at that perfect part of the night where I'm just wasted enough but not too far gone. Enjoying my music and vidya. Big up old skool dnb people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Oa-lQXBvk

>>10622284
That turkey looks oddly homicidal.

>>10622298
Seems like the mods have maybe left us alone. Don't head to Gensokyo just yet, lad.

>>10622285
I can already feel myself yakking into the gutter looking at that.

>> No.10622338

>>10622322
Gobble gobble

>> No.10622343

>>10622322
I'm pretty sure it's the most alcohol I can get for $3.99. Not that bad.

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>>10622338

>> No.10622394

bros >>>/qa/2091657

>> No.10622404

>>10621973
Sure, is it a good place?

>> No.10622424

>>10621973
dandelion wine sounds interesting
how'd you make it?

>> No.10622466
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10622466

>seeing a similarly pot-bellied mid-20-somthing man buy a handle of vodka at 10am

>> No.10622473

>>10622466
He is shaking, mumbling and spilling nickles dimes and quarters all over the place trying to pay for it.
You are behind him in line, and once you leave you seem him in a vehicle drinking straight out the handle.

This is what I saw with a UPS worker last week, while he was on company time.
good luck lad, dont get fired

>> No.10622483

I'm going to make some spaghetti aglio e olio later. It's gonna be goooooood

>> No.10622489

Good entry level cheapish vodkas? Trying to lose weight, gonna switch to spirits.

>> No.10622491

>>10622383
Kek Wild Turkey is great though, if you haven't had it before I recommend it.

>> No.10622497

>>10622489
Matters where you are from.
best cheapish you can get is Svedka. $20 for 1750ml here.
Unless you are looking for some american bootleg stuff from Kentucky.

>> No.10622507

>>10621598
Why are you moving?

>> No.10622511

>>10622497
New Zealand, so nothings cheap. But def want to see if people have brands I can find.

>> No.10622514

>>10622489
Popov, skyy, Sobieski, Svedka

My favorite vodka personally is Absolute and Sobieski is fantastic.

>> No.10622519

I'm chugging cheap beer again. I have to work 9 hours tomorrow, answering phones and doing tech support for retards. fucking no thank yhou

i just want to sleep all the time.

i told my girlfriend "nothing makes me happy except for eating and drinking. i have to do at least one or the other"

she said "wow, that's so tyler durden of you. you're so cool"

fucking bitch

>> No.10622524

>>10622511
Finlandia or Svedka then, if you are in New Zealand.

>> No.10622528

>>10622519
Do roasties find alcoholism attractive? I don't meet women other than my sisters, so I wouldn't know.

I'm pretty good at being an alcoholic. I drink hard liquor like water.

>> No.10622530

>>10622524
>>10622514
I'll go check them out, thanks

>> No.10622532

>>10622528
i've been a hardcore drunk since the day we met. i've pissed the bed with her in it at least 10 times in the many years we've been together. she seems to love it, though she acts like she hates it.

>> No.10622537

>>10622530
If you want cheap cheap but quality, popov is a great choice

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>>10622025


As a Canadian who lived in London broke as fuck, can confirm, this is the shiiiiiit

>> No.10622549 [DELETED] 

>>10622489
Just don't start buddy. What an abysmal substance.

>> No.10622554

>>10622541
How has the recent booze tax effected you? Apparently booze in the UK used to be as cheap as soda.

>> No.10622572

>>10622549
I'm already half way to being an alchy, I just wanna get off the beer and wine so I don't stall my weightloss.

>> No.10622574

>>10622528
Also, I'm attracted to traps. I never wanted to have a gf. but you can't always get what you want

>> No.10622578

why doesn't someone just make a board on endchan or 8ch and exodus right there?

>> No.10622579

>>10622519
>i just want to sleep all the time
I'm not even an alcoholic but working night shift makes me feel this way

>> No.10622583

>>10622579
Sleeping feels so godamned good. it's the only time, other than being drunk, that i feel like i'm not burdened by nonsense

>> No.10622592

>>10622537
>>10622530
Do not listen to him. Popov is for alcoholics in their late 30's or early 40's who have undiagnosed stage 2 colon cancer and stage 3 liver cancer. Seriously though do not start drinking popov
I beg of you

>> No.10622595

>>10622592
this is stupid. all booze is the same

>> No.10622596
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>>10622574
I realised going after a relationship is utterly futile. Just find what motivates on a purely visceral level and pursue it. What do you really enjoy doing for no other purpose than the joy it brings you? Do it. Just do it. Fuck everything else.

There's really no other purpose in life, and if you do it well enough, money, relationships, other ulterior desires, you might end up with them, you might not, but it's better than wasting your life on futile bullshit like labouring for someone else or trying to reach for things that are beyond you reach.

>> No.10622599

>>10622596
My gf pays for me to travel internationally every year, all I do is drink and write. once in a while, i do some minimum wage work. but she has a real job and spends tens of thousands of dollars on me every year so i can travel and take it easy. so it's a fair trade

>> No.10622606

>>10622583
Same, honestly. When I wake up before my alarm and just lie in bed, I always dread having to move and be productive.

>> No.10622612

>>10622595
What an uninformed opinion.
Do you not know what buying 11$ handles of vodka in a plastic jug does to you?
No it is not the same as buying top shelf.
Do you not have ANY concept of quality/impurities?

>> No.10622614

>>10622599
That's sweet man. You should really appreciate your girlfriend. She sounds like a wonderful person.

>> No.10622619

>>10621597
You would actually probably have a good time in /qa/: we have quite a mishmash of people.
Only problems are:
>anime spam
>bumpbots

>> No.10622621

> not Jamaican White Overproof Rum

Confirmed for SHIT TASTE

>> No.10622622

>>10622614
She really is. She's sleeping upstairs right now, peaceful and oblivious. I gave her a massage until she fell asleep because she was feeling stressed out about bullshit. Once she fell asleep, I headed down to the kitchen to drink and binge eat. I'll go check on her now.

>> No.10622623

>>10622592
That's not true popov is actually a really good vodka. You watch too much television.

>> No.10622628

>>10622622
nice. look after her man

>> No.10622635

>>10622628
she's good, sleeping with the tv on in the background. i'll go up to join her in a little bit. sometimes i do call her a cunt and complain about her, but she's a good person, truly.

>> No.10622658

i want to die

when i say this to anyone else, they always say "get over it, we all have problems"

well, okay.

>> No.10622662

>>10622658
what's on your mind?

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c'est la vie

>> No.10622680

>>10622662
life is boring. an inconvenience
i wake up every day asking myself, "again? why bother?" no matter what the day holds

I don't believe in anything magical or mystical to make me believe it's all worth the trouble

>> No.10622691

>>10622680
been there. I hope things pick up for you soon

>> No.10622700

>>10622680
Your body chemistry is probably fucked. Normal person's reward system make it worth living, but I'd have to guess that there are quite a bit of people like this out there.

>> No.10622715

>>10622691
>>10622700
Meh, I mean, I'm almost 30 years old and I've been up and down this rollercoaster before. Life is a bore, it's a chore. I'm not interested anymore. I've done everything I ever wanted to do, now I'm just going through the motions.

>> No.10622732

>>10622715
I've been feeling the same ever since I was 18. The thing is that I've never done anything, nor wish to do anything. It's a burden that's hard to shed.

>> No.10622733

6am vodka and doom metal. naughty naughty

>> No.10622737

>>10622733
>naughty naughty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps

>> No.10622745

>>10622732
it's not that hard. save some money and go do some shit. then you'll see that there's really not much worth living for.

i have crazy stories that you wouldn't believe, if you knew me when i was 18 and living in my bedroom for years at a time. and still, i don't feel anything. it's boring as fuck, the world

>> No.10622753

>>10622243
you like.... cough syrup...?

>> No.10622759

>>10622243
70 proof isn't even that high. is it worth it?

>> No.10622760

>>10622745
The thing is that no prospect of anything excites me. I got slight money saved and I could get out there and do what I want, but I really don't want to do so.

>> No.10622769

>>10622760
well, that's the problem, isn't it?

I thought my problem was that I was a virgin who never left his bedroom. Since then I've fucked around and traveled all over and... nothing. i feel the same.

>> No.10622806

>>10622769
That's precisely why I wrote that your reward system is fucked as you don't seen to derive enough pleasure from anything to make you feel like life is worth living. That's not something that should be happening and it seems to go deep enough that your whole reward system is screwed.

I mean I could be wrong and there could be much more in it, but that's just something I would assume.

Personally I wouldn't even try to change my life that much as I'm pretty confident from my past that most common improvements would be inefficient for me. I really don't care about material possesions, I don't care about social standing, being around people is pure chore and not just from me feeling uncomfortable and repeling people, but just hating having to converse with others and keeping up with them and any sort of higher meaning or purpose to follow is just pure void and nonsense for me, including trying to start a family or care about a pet, nor do I want to train some skill or hone some craft.

>> No.10622808

so have we survived or is nazi mod just asleep right now? I honestly really don't want this general to die. Anyone cooking anything good?

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>> No.10622824

>>10622808
Jannie is black. He's sparing us for now

>> No.10622921

>>10622759
Jäger is quite easy to drink straight, that along with agressive marketing tactics (i.e. one of the 1st companies to put their name on a football shirt) made it into a popular party drink. Otherwise it's overpriced and I don't really think it's good at all, certainly not true al/ck/ material

>> No.10622935

>>10621768
Blogpost cancer is why alc is being taken down
Either kill yourself or stfu

>> No.10622942

>>10621854
I lived with people who drank this stuff. They offered me drinks but i didn't feel like being drunk with people i barely knew

>> No.10622990

>>10622935
not that guy but fuck you. eat a dick pal

>> No.10623023

>>10622990
I came here for alcohol recs and all o can find are losers emo blogging about their failure on a food board. It's fucking annoying

>> No.10623028

>>10621186
>general

>> No.10623030

>>10623023
kys

>> No.10623038

>>10623023
fuck yourself

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SO i've been drinking 1.75L of Jim Beam Bourbon every two days for quite a while. I'm trying to stop,
I've had intense sweats and dreams so far (3 days off)

>> No.10623068

>>10623059
out of all the horrible things about this life I dislike the sweats the most. hate feeling like I can't even be clean and hygienic

>> No.10623174

>>10623023
The thread is literally billed as a thread for alcoholics. What did you expect to find here? People loving life and doing well?

>> No.10623219

>>10621186
>>10621593
>alc has been run out of town
4chan is capitulating to Reddit migrants and it's really sad to see. Whatever, this place was always shit, but to see the culture evaporating is really sad.
>mod will probably delete this
I don't care, go ahead glow in the dark spook.

>> No.10623228

>>10621657
Too much therapy and people sharing feels, this site is owned by literal satanic spooks who don't want us sharing and helping eachother.

>> No.10623230

>>10623228
>waaaaah why did my depresshun get delelted

Take it somewhere else, monkey.

>> No.10623234

>>10623230
we suck and we're still better than you. get bent

also what is your favourite brand of fast food hamburger? haha youtube videos about burgers

>> No.10623238

>>10622266
/soc/ and other boards are not comfy. /ck/ is comfy and good for alcs.
Face it, Satan's minions just want us to part ways and wallow in cesspits like pol or b or r9k.

>> No.10623244

>>10623238
I don't mean to alarm you but you're talking about satan quite a lot. Maybe have a glass of water and go for a walk or something.

>> No.10623245

>>10622935
>>10623023
Cool posts dude. Thanks for campaigning to kick a mainstay general off it's board you fucking normie scum faggot.

>> No.10623248

>>10623023
>it’s fucking annoying
How petty a life you must lead.

>> No.10623251

>>10623230
Kill yourself norman. You never belonged on this site. You're the misfit here and it bothers you. End your nothing life.

>> No.10623255

>>10623230
>>10623244
t. Devilcuck

>> No.10623265

>>10622578
>leaving a website whose culture we created because kids still enamored with their first beers and cuck normie mods don't like seeing adult discussions
Nah.

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It's that time of night. You're wrecklessly drunk, and nothing hits the spot quite like a donair.

>> No.10623280

>>10623274
begone. I'm living on salads

>> No.10623340

At what point did you guys start drinking straight from the bottle?

was it out of laziness or necessity?

>> No.10623462

Goddamn it, I hadn't been to /ck/ much in months and now I'm drunk, depressed come here and I find old al/ck/ is no longer a thing? Ridiculous.

>>10623340
I don't do it. It goes to fast. If I mix at least it lasts.

>> No.10623522

>>10621593
>>10621598
>>10621597

Have you tried /trash/?

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>>10623522
I still say we should just wait it out here. Even people who don't usually post in here have been saying this is a dick move. just wait for jannie to get the sand out of his vagina and carry on as normal

>> No.10623533

>>10623531
>just wait for jannie to get the sand out of his vagina and carry on as normal

mods view users as vermin, try talking to them on rizon maybe, but it's probably not going to go well

>> No.10623600

For me, it's a lot of vodka, dry skin, and a little bit of crying.

>> No.10623606

>>10621593
Have you guys been kicked off?

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>>10621186
When you're bleary eyed, hungover as shit, and on your way to work at 6am what do you drink? I know most of you will say "more booze lol" but I can't do that because my job sometimes involves driving.

For me it is blue powerade, the best hangover cure. One time I was legitimately brought to tears over how good blue powerade is when hungover. Truly the nectar of the gods

>> No.10624320

I walked down to the bar last night and and my friend was sitting alone, face down on the bar top. She's this cute married woman who is a complete alcoholic. I helped her back to her house where we ended up making out on her couch, but we're both too drunk to fuck.

Anyone else here have a real comfy bar that they frequent? I can go into my local bar any night of the week and instantly be in the company of good friends. The bartenders and owners all know me by name. All the regulars know me by name. We can smoke pot in the kitchen.

>> No.10624357

>>10624240
coffee, water, fruit juice
protein bar mid morning and I'm ready to be a corporate wanker for the rest of the day
... then drink for the rest of the night
I recommend umm lager and and and vodka brands like.... john Smith's and Smirnoff
See mods, it's relevant to the board

>> No.10624362

>>10624320
I wish, here in Australia I can barely afford to be an alcoholic drinking cheap piss in my own house let alone getting drunk regularly in bars. Doesn't help that I live in the inner suburbs of one of the bigger cities where every bar is an overpriced craft beer yuppie fucking shit hole. I would kill for access to dirt cheap dive bars like you yanks have.

Fuck I hate this city so fucking much

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>>10624362
>not homebrewing

>> No.10624421

>>10623606
Some faggot mod or janny deleted the last thread and a few other ones maybe

>Tries to get rid of al/ck/
>Does nothing about all the actual shitpost threads
Fucking nerd probably had an alcoholic pedo uncle or something

>> No.10624425

Since it's summer I've switched from drinking 100 proof vodka every week to 70 proof rum. Was drinking nothing but vodka for 2 years straight and needed to change things up a bit. Often I would pass out when drinking vodka thus waste that extra alcohol it comes with anyways.

>> No.10624433

>>10622821
If you had a choice in what you're drinking why would you buy the shit that tastes like pine needles? Sounds painful.

>> No.10624446

>>10621893

No, I just binge and usually end up finishing whatever bottle I buy that day or leave a liitle left. can't keep enough liquor in the house where I'd not know how much was drunk.

>> No.10624450

>>10623251
>wahhh going to work and talking to my gf is hard you guys waaaahhhhhhhh I need to drink
You're more faggy than stoners.

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>>10624450

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>>10624475

>> No.10624538

19:30. Depressed as fuck and want to destroy, 30 mins left till they stop selling alcohol, going for a cig to decide if im drinking today or not. Even if I don't buy now I'll probably go to bar later at night and spend even more.

>> No.10624576

>>10624536
Oh wow you roasted me with the reddit meme nice one! Were you mad about the alcoholics shitting up your board full of fast food threads and retarded veganism debates? Get a load of this faggot

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>>10624576
Call out the reddior by his name and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"

>> No.10624601

>>10624538

I used to flip a coin in that situation. Almost every time it landed on drink for me, which was nice.

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>>10624594

>> No.10624665

Save on booze bills by going zero carb. Once you're fat adapted it only takes a fraction of what you'd normally have to drink to get buzzed. You'll feel so good that you'll begin to question why you're drinking in the first place. If it's just for fun then enjoy getting fucked off two drinks.

>> No.10624674 [DELETED] 

>>10624450
Imagine being such a nigger that you make fun of diseased people.

>> No.10624730

>>10624362
Yeah it's nice. This place isn't super cheap, but it's very reasonable for the city that it's in (Chicago). Place has been there forever. Everyone knows each other and we all have a lot of fun. I've seen so much shit go down there over the past few years. Now I go almost every day after work.

>> No.10624739

>>10624362
Sydney?

>> No.10624794

>>10624450
>>10624536
>>10624594
>accusing others of being Reddit
>implying we all have gfs
>being a little faggot sjw trying to remove a mainstay general
Kill yourself normie.

>> No.10624816

>>10624536
>calling out faggots for their bullshit is reddit
Calling something reddit is pretty meaningless when you use it to describe everything you don't like.

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>>10622921
>football
Miss me with that gay shit.

>> No.10624857

>>10624665
It's a trap, keto diet and alcohol create mustard gas. Stay away from the idea.

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I got this for muh birthday recently. Anyone try it before?
I suppose I'll just drink it what else would if I with it.

>> No.10624899

>>10624665
Or... you can have a BMI under 25. That's a good way to get drunk easier while not being a low energy anti-carb faggot.

>> No.10624910

odds i go to sleep now
evens i drink till i black out or puke

>> No.10625054

>>10621606
I was in the thread that got al/ck/ shitcanned. Bunch of faggots posting YT links to Emo songs. I mean banning the thread for ever is drastic but that was a shtshow.

>> No.10625068

>>10621860
They juice the shit wine with shit brandy and B vitamins and sugar so hardcore alkies feel better after drinking it.

>> No.10625084

>>10622528
Josh from A.C.?

>> No.10625085

>>10624910
haha good luck

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>>10621186
>when you realize your parents are near retirement age and the son they raised is a hopeless alcoholic who will probably die shortly after them

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>>10621186
>The drink of Kings.
it's disgusting and it's saturated with congeners.
to be fair though so is a ($80,826) bottle of pic related.
still don't understand why any alchie would drink stuff like that when there are much less painful alternatives.

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>>10625054
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAL
HERE IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

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I got this yesterday and its pretty great

>> No.10625447

Just found a crate of bud in my garage. Best before April 2012. How bad will is be?

>> No.10625470

>>10625447
it'll be safe i should think, beer is sterile when bottled. it'll probably taste even worse than usual though.

>> No.10625478

>>10624240

that is my jam

>> No.10625521

>>10625447
Pour some into a clear glas, check smell and foam, look if there's anything swimming in it or if it's cloudy. Then carefully rub some onto the back of your hand, wait about 1/2 h and see if it gets red or anything. If all is good take a small sip and spit out, wait another 1/2 h check if you have any weird feeling/pain/rash. Then you can drink a small amount and wait again. After that it should be fine to drink. You can probaly skip everything after checking outside characteristics, since a. you're and alckie and b. it should be fine, if the 1st points check out.

>> No.10625546

>>10622284
Always my go to, usually just under $40 a handle where I live

>> No.10625587

>>10622635
tfw no successful mommy gf to support my /lit/ life

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Pabst Blue Ribbon? It's so good, it should be called Craft Blue Ribbon.

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Has anyone tried microdosing LSD to curb alcoholism? Anytime I trip I don't think about booze at all. As a matter of fact I've poured out all my liquor before on an intense acid trip because I knew it was killing me.

I have 3 100ug gummies I was given as a gift. I've thought about splitting them up but I think that would be a waste since I can't properly know the ug of each piece and having a half ass trip where I can't function defeats the purpose. My usual threshold for a good trip is 250-300ug and I've heard microdosing is like 10ug.

My personal plan is try really fucking hard this weekend to do it without the LSD and if it get's intense I'll just take a normal trip. I drink the equivalent of at 4-6 drinks a day. I don't even get drunk anymore and I can feel my health and surroundings going to complete shit even though I'm actually seen as a very responsible and put together person on the outside.

>> No.10625648

Huh. Thread is still up. Maybe they'll let it be.

>> No.10625667

>>10625639
dunno about micro-dosing but you're using lsd too often imo. around 3 times each with a few and i stopped. they're not feel-good drugs, they're feel-different drugs, not necessarily in a good way. using them frequently would give me some kind of psychosis, i know it

>> No.10625677

Drinking beer and getting hungry. I have some Italian sausage I need to use but I really want deenz and cheese on crackers. Plus I ate sausage last night. All I can do with the sausage is make red sauce and pasta unless one of you guys has a good recipe or meal for them. Help me /ck/ help me out of this quandary!

>> No.10625703

>>10625667

I agree. I don't do it that much, more a spiritual thing more than a recreation thing (even though my friends mostly just use it to party). LSD completely changed the way I looked at myself, I have a lot more empathy and my ego is very very diminished to the point it was starting to hurt me "playing along" with the game of life because people do expect you to have a strong attachment to your self and act accordingly. I take a good trip like every other month, and haven't really tripped again since December. It's not a drug you can overdo or get addicted like fucking booze.

>> No.10625717

>>10625703

actually I did trip last month but it sucked. music festival with everyone watching me and in my biz /blog

>> No.10625770

>>10625703
yeah lsd is great for giving a new perspective on your problems. it was used by psychiatrists for a number of things before it was reefer madness'd. i don't rate other psychedelics at all, dmt is just clown-like chaos and psilocybin leaves me feeling out of control. i doubt i'll use psychedelics again but if i do, it'll definitely be lsd.

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>>10621186

>> No.10625809

>>10621186
Why the fuck do black people love Hennessy so much?

>> No.10625844

>>10625809
It's more like why are cognacs, like chicken and watermelons, stigmatized in American culture. The answer is "black people enjoy them". God forbid you like the same things as a black person, right?

As an Asian, we find your ways amusing

>> No.10625850

>>10621593
/trash/ seams p good desu. We already have haha I hate myself threads which are basically more degenerate mirrors of us

>> No.10625875

>>10625844
Chicken, watermelons, and cognac are not sigmatized in American culture. You seem to be misunderstanding things.

As for cognac, it started becoming popular in the African American community in the early 90's due to hip-hop music. Many brands of cognac are very expensive so it became a symbol of wealth in that community, just like any other example of 'bling'. Of course once that started happening the marketers caught wind of it and started marketing cognac heavily in the african amercian community.

>>We find your ways amusing
I don't doubt our ways are amusing, but in this case you seem to misunderstand them.

>> No.10625884

>>10625790
Denatured alcohol is intentionally poisoned. It will kill you.

Also, who the hell spends $40 a night? A handle of cheap vodka is $12.

>> No.10625892

>>10625875
It went back way before that though, there was a sort of racially charged satire film from the early 70s called Putney Swope where the "cognac is for the blacks" meme was used to comic effect. Obviously it must have been understood at that time otherwise the joke would not have made any sense. The 90s hip hop scene was building upon tropes and memes that had already been established by cultural taste makers and would have been well understood by contemporaries - cognac being no different.

It would appear I understand your ways better than you, anon.

>> No.10625896

>>10625809
Because they saturated the hood with advertising,gave deep discounts to hood liquor stores that only stocked Henny for their Cognac,endorsements to Rappers and actors,always had Henny girls at da club,and came up with Hypnotique. They also invented a drink-The Hulk-which was Hennessy and Hypnotique. Also Remy, Martell,and Curvosier didn't want them while Hennessy actively courted that market. And they started early-like in the 80s so now it's just part of the culture.
tl;dr
Great marketing strategy.

>> No.10625897

Do you guys drink beer or just liquor? What is good beer?

>> No.10625903

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