Why do women always have so much trouble with the self-checkout?

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Anonymous Thu May 17 21:22:45 2018 No.10616793 [Reply] [Original]

Why do women always have so much trouble with the self-checkout?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:27:01 2018 No.10616814 File: 932 KB, 640x800, charming car dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616793 It's not just women you idiot. I went to college (computer science) and I struggle with these damn robot checkouts frequently.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:27:55 2018 No.10616820 >>10616814 I have zero sympathy for rape victims

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:27:57 2018 No.10616821 File: 2.85 MB, 298x224, 1439066231322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616814 >white knights strangers >can't handle self checkout >calls anyone else an idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:28:36 2018 No.10616822 >>10616793 because western woman is a stupid fucking whore surrounded by weak beta men that didn't teach her how to do shit properly. have fun getting out of this rut.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:29:57 2018 No.10616831 >>10616820 virgin incel detected

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:30:30 2018 No.10616835

I struggle with self checkouts because they barely ever fucking work no matter what you do.

"put bag in bagging area", when its already in the bag
"item weight not the same, try again", when it is the literal same weight
"pay with cash or card", pay with cash, it takes like literally a full minute to count that I put a tenner in when the total was less than 10 dollars then another 30sec to give me change
"system lockout, calling assistance"
And so on

They're utter fucking garbage and never save any time at all, it is almost always faster to just go to a checkout with a person running it. Nothing wastes time like trying to save time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:32:32 2018 No.10616842 >>10616820 >heh... i'm a v-virgin by choice guys. g-girls are all roasties! heh... i-i swear guys, it's by choice

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:32:52 2018 No.10616846 File: 179 KB, 1495x1077, my face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616835 >She pays with cash oh my god just get the fuck out of the store

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:33:42 2018 No.10616848 >>10616831 >>10616842 Oblivious women detected Let me guess, rape isn't about sex

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:34:01 2018 No.10616849 File: 119 KB, 700x734, 558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616835 >have shit tier coordination and body control because he's a sheltered shut in sperg >blames technological advancement for his own genetic shortcomings

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:34:20 2018 No.10616850 >>10616831 >>10616842 "Roastie Defense Force inbound..."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:35:26 2018 No.10616854 Because most women are borderline retarded

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:35:26 2018 No.10616855

>>10616846
It's supposed to be faster cunt. It shouldn't take a fucking ROBOT MACHINE DESIGNED TO TAKE MONEY/DO CALCULATIONS A FULL FUCKING MINUTE TO TAKE MONEY AND DO THE MATH TO DISPENSE THE FUCKING CHANGE. MY FUCKING 8TH GRADE CALCULATOR WAS AND IS FASTER

IT'S BULLSHIT FUCK YOU

Even if I do pay with a card in the self check out it takes barely any less time. The only time I use self check out is if I'm buying 2 or less items; and even then I'd rather just go to a speed check out with any literal retard manning the machine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:35:51 2018 No.10616856 >>10616835 Nah, you're just an idiot who can't figure out how not to bump the scale. Are you a girl by chance? I've seen a lot of women bump the scale with their purse and then wonder why the machine is giving them grief.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:36:28 2018 No.10616860 >>10616848 >>10616850 >it's gotta be w-women... no way people are more chad than us, r-right guys? More incels inbound!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:36:50 2018 No.10616862 File: 18 KB, 250x201, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616793 >buy 10 cans of sardines >only scan and pay for 9 of them Who /cheeky/ here?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:37:18 2018 No.10616866 >>10616835 >2018 >carrying cash How's flyoversville

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:38:05 2018 No.10616868 >>10616855 >buying groceries with cash >HURR WHY IS IT SLOWER! (You)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:38:06 2018 No.10616869 >>10616860 Ok, I've reached the limits of my memespeak skills Care to restate that in English?

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:38:20 2018 No.10616872 File: 36 KB, 712x387, 03.35.49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616842 >>10616860 >everyone i disagree with is an incel haha you go girl lawl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:38:34 2018 No.10616873 >>10616862 I don't because I don't feel like it, but realistically? You may as well. It's factored in to their prices anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:38:58 2018 No.10616874 >>10616862 >buy 10 cans of sardines Enjoy your mercury poisoning

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:39:36 2018 No.10616877 >>10616872 >everyone i disagree with is a roastie/cuck Wow, look how that logic works.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:39:36 2018 No.10616878 UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:40:11 2018 No.10616881 >>10616878 Is it really so hard to figure out how scales work?

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:40:54 2018 No.10616882
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>>10616874
>Sardines are at the bottom of the aquatic food chain, feeding solely on plankton. As a result, they do not concentrate as much heavy metals like mercury and other contaminants found in most fish.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:41:49 2018 No.10616887 >>10616877 >logic works It doesn't though lol :)))))))

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:43:19 2018 No.10616893 >>10616887 >I can't refute this argument so now I shitpost Gonna take it as I won.

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:44:50 2018 No.10616898
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>>10616871

It would be a troll thread if it were not, in fact, a pressing social issue that impacts millions of people every day.

Self-checkout lanes should be the exclusive privilege of the people that are capable of using them efficiently.

There should be a mandatory test.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:44:54 2018 No.10616899 >ITT everyone assumes these registers are all created equal Some of them are just shit and will give you problems no matter what. Oddly enough walmart seems to have the best working ones in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:46:07 2018 No.10616907 File: 8 KB, 203x248, images (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616893 >thinks he had an argument to begin with >thinks there is something to "win" on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:47:18 2018 No.10616910 >>10616874 Dumb fuck. Do a little resesrch

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:48:35 2018 No.10616917
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>>10616907

Not that person but you lost.
You'll always lose. Because at the end of the day, what you want is for mediocrity to okay.

And it's not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:49:40 2018 No.10616924 I have no problem with them and I am a wom4n >inb4 you don't But you don't mind generalizing from seeing a couple of women(probably baby boomers anyways) having trouble with those

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:51:14 2018 No.10616934 >>10616814 women were a mistake.

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:51:21 2018 No.10616935

>>10616793
I haven't noticed this and I notice everything. I have noticed that stupid people and older people have more trouble with these machines though. Sex seems to have little bearing on quickly adapting to new technology. Some of these machines have gremlins or really terrible UI as well.

Anonymous Thu May 17 21:51:51 2018 No.10616938

>>10616793
I never have a problem with these things but my husband, who is over twenty years older than me, seems to fuck it up every time without fail.
The technological bumbling doesn't annoy me so much as the fact that he has so many times paid for the same God-damned item twice or more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:52:08 2018 No.10616939 >>10616924 tits & timestamp or shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:54:29 2018 No.10616949 >>10616917 Just stop. You're playing at being a man when it's so obvious by your language and choice of imagery that you're packing a soggy roast beef roll in your XXXL 'Juicy' trackpants.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:54:32 2018 No.10616950 >>10616849 Cansomeone tell me what the triangle symbol is? I see it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:54:47 2018 No.10616953 File: 1.56 MB, 245x175, 1457149740322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616938

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:55:41 2018 No.10616958 I feel like I'm a speed demon at these. I can legit do it under 15 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:55:59 2018 No.10616960 >>10616938 20 years? whore

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:58:39 2018 No.10616968 >pay with cash >now know I am making some guy mad because he's gotta rush back home with his cheetos and dew to raid in wow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:59:36 2018 No.10616975 >>10616950 I googled "triangle with a circle" and it looks to be something from Harry Potter. Makes sense to be applied to a soy manchild as a tattoo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 21:59:54 2018 No.10616978 File: 195 KB, 736x1104, I Clean and I Dust and I Do What I Must.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616960 But I married him and had his babies and keep his house clean. What the Hell else am I supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:01:08 2018 No.10616984 File: 136 KB, 1146x631, 1444978533928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616978 maybe be an annoying fucking cunt somewhere else for example.

Anonymous Thu May 17 22:03:51 2018 No.10616997

>>10616793
>Trying to weight some bananas
>It's a self use machine, I'm supposed to press some buttons and check the code for bananas
>No matter what I do it doesn't work
>Start feeling like a moron
>Line of angry people behind me grows bigger and bigger
>There are two people trying to figure it out and help me now, new people arrive at the line for the one and only scale in the store wondering how come the line is so big
>Employee finally shows up, turns out it was out of papper

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:07:17 2018 No.10617019 >>10616984 Oh my God, you're so right. How could I have been so inconsiderate as to shoehorn myself into such a pleasant shitpost thread? I'm a fucking monster. 'Literally' worse than Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:08:44 2018 No.10617027 File: 22 KB, 394x222, merchantwomen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616793

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:11:37 2018 No.10617038 >>10617019 shut the fuck up, roastie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:14:15 2018 No.10617055 >>10617019 how those dusty old balls taste?

>>	OP Thu May 17 22:17:12 2018 No.10617071 >>10616978 is that u in pic? show tits

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:17:25 2018 No.10617074 >>10617019 Hitler had the good grace to fucking kill himself. Why don't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:17:26 2018 No.10617075 >>10616793 Women aren't particularly adept at anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:19:41 2018 No.10617086 File: 379 KB, 597x618, 1525313405110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616855 >Complains about not being able to use a machine >Goes to a literal retard who uses a machine to ring them up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:20:01 2018 No.10617088 File: 7 KB, 259x194, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616877 >Wow, look how that logic works.

Anonymous Thu May 17 22:20:53 2018 No.10617094

>>10617038
>roastie
You have four kids and show me what your vag looks like afterward.

>>10617055
>how those dusty old balls taste?
They taste like I have a huge house on acreage in the hinterlands, nice car, holiday beach house on the Gold Coast, and a husband who is about to accept six million dollars in redundancy. Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:23:11 2018 No.10617103 File: 39 KB, 780x344, lando.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10617094 And here you are on fast food board on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:25:15 2018 No.10617115 >>10617103 >implying 4chan is so obscure only basement dwelling neckbeards go there My husband actually introduced me to /b/. He's almost as autistic as you retards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:28:42 2018 No.10617134 File: 231 KB, 982x1200, Duterte.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10617115 Stop LARPing as woman here you crossdressing faggot, don't you have aids to catch or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:40:53 2018 No.10617175 >>10617094 Stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 22:43:12 2018 No.10617191 >>10617075 They sap men of their resources and lives, using them to reproduce. And they are ruthlessly adept at that

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 00:09:19 2018 No.10617575 OP here Still waiting for an answer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 00:15:24 2018 No.10617600 >>10616814 Do you have brain damage?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 00:49:48 2018 No.10617678 >>10617094 >2018 >having kids lol

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:30:57 2018 No.10618761 >>10616862 They caught a guy doing this in Switzerland. Forbidden him from entering any supermarket of the chain. There is only two chains of supermarket in Switzerland unless you’re in a big city

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:32:54 2018 No.10618763 >>10617134 I would read this

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:39:39 2018 No.10618771 >>10616820 based

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:41:00 2018 No.10618773 >>10618761 Why didn't he just say it was an accident?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:47:34 2018 No.10618784 >>10616939 Blue board newfug

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:00:03 2018 No.10618814 >>10616793 The only people who use the self-checkout on a regular basis are single men who don’t have families to purchase food for

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:56:11 2018 No.10618949 >>10618814 >t. autist who can't figure out self-checkout to save life

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:00:55 2018 No.10618958 >>10616793 women have trouble with everything. Being "emotionally skilled" just means they cry and rage at any situation that would otherwise require skill or concentration.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:35:35 2018 No.10619042 >>10616874 You're dumb

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:37:09 2018 No.10619047 >>10619042 >You're dumb Sounds like autism

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:39:14 2018 No.10619052 >>10617600 >computer science what do you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:41:44 2018 No.10619063 >>10616793 because they cant manipulate the machine into doing the task for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:42:55 2018 No.10619065 >>10616814 confirmed, both women and CS majors are too autistic to scan and bag groceries

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:55:25 2018 No.10619097 File: 65 KB, 640x461, 165A0F11-66B1-4CD2-96FF-19D22B46A3E0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10616814

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 09:52:35 2018 No.10619248 >>10616814 why are women that drive jeeps such whores?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 10:07:55 2018 No.10619289 >>10619248 t. incel vegan

Anonymous Fri May 18 10:11:05 2018 No.10619295

>scan some fucking daywuil
>Have to have cashier verify me since it's apparently an illicit substance only adults can buy

>Scan multiple items in quick succession
>Machine locks and has to have a cashier make it unstuck

>Scan item but it gets stuck on conveyer belt
>Gets stuck yet again

Oh well, better than standing in line behind all the boomers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:22:01 2018 No.10619545 >>10616793 Because it will only work one way so it is dictating them what to do. It is only good if it works the way they want it to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:24:12 2018 No.10619549 >>10619248 Because mopar is for the mentally handicapped.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:24:41 2018 No.10619552 Tesco's scan-as-you-shop is a fucking dream

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:41:02 2018 No.10619606 >>10616814 titles bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:42:09 2018 No.10619609 >>10619552 walmart has this now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:55:48 2018 No.10619669 >>10619545 Most accurate post in the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 16:08:40 2018 No.10620507 File: 285 KB, 665x890, hVF1XTt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tip top reddit thread

Anonymous Fri May 18 18:07:25 2018 No.10620988 [DELETED]

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>>10619248
>why are women that drive jeeps such whores?
there is nothing wrong with being a girl and having a jeep. you wouldn't understand, it's a Jeep thing. jeep drivers have the best taste in food also, only the best jalapeno nachos and chili cheese dogs for us.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 18:09:41 2018 No.10620999 >>10616814 And critical soyboy mass is found in the field of IT. You just supported OP's argument.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 22:11:25 2018 No.10622085 >>10616984 >>10616960 >Implying you wouldn't want a wife 20 years younger than you when you're 40. There is absolutely nothing wrong with two consenting adults being together.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 22:25:56 2018 No.10622137 >>10617191 Fair play.

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