/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10615480]

>trying to focus on making gateau st honore
>neighbor's 2 year old boomer in the next apartment won't stop crying

[Anonymous No.10615636]

Quality post from a frogposter, as always.

[Anonymous No.10616944]

>>10615636
kys

[Anonymous No.10616948]

>>10615480
>frogposter makes a shitpost
shocking. fuck off and buy skyrim

[Anonymous No.10616959]

>>10616948
Do you even know what gateau st honore is?

[Anonymous No.10616966]

>>10616959
>Do you even know what gateau st honore is?
no and i don't want to. i've got unlimited hot pockets and mountain dew code red

[Anonymous No.10616988]

How are the 2 lines related? Anyways never heard of this cake, looks delicious. I might go to a French bakery and try it one day.

[Anonymous No.10616992]

It's tough when recipes call for a cup of silence.

[Anonymous No.10617000]

How the fuck can a 2 year old be a boomer?

[Anonymous No.10617012]

>>10616988
>>10616992
It's essentially a meme dish that's used in french culinary schools as a "final project" of sorts to prove mastery. I've become quite adept at making it, and my baking has improved tremendously. But it does require a level of focus that the 2 year old boomer shit next door won't give me.

[Anonymous No.10617024]

>>10617000
Retard detected.

[Anonymous No.10617028]

>>10617024
Glad you finally self-diagnosed.

[Anonymous No.10617033]

>>10615480
And here I was led to believe that /ck/ was one of the better boards on here

[Anonymous No.10617040]

>>10617033
How does it feel being a gullible idiot?

[Anonymous No.10617057]

>>10617033
Why are redditors so triggered by ironic memes? Do they not get this is exactly why people post them?

[Anonymous No.10617066]

>>10615480
>making french pastries at home
The baby's crying at the tragedy of how much of a faggot you are.

[Anonymous No.10617172]

>>10617066
How about kys

[Anonymous No.10617351]

>>10617057
this

[Anonymous No.10617375]

>>10617012
Explain why it requires focus please.

[Anonymous No.10617379]

>>10617033
u got trolled bitch

[Anonymous No.10617406]

>>10617375
I can guarantee a shit-ass like you wouldn't understand because you've never made anything from scratch. Would you even know where to begin making your own puff pastry? Pro tip: It doesn't involve your precious Pillsbury brand.

Not to mention pate a choux in multiple forms, creme patisserie, and creme chiboust. There's literally infinite things that could go wrong. Your dumb fucking brainlet retard self couldn't even begin to understand that. Because all you will ever be is a dumb memer from redd.i.t who only knows how to shitpost about hating white people on a cooking board because you've never made anything that didn't come out of box in your sad, Obama loving life.

Definitely kill yourself quickly. It's the only way.

[Anonymous No.10617417]

>>10617406
>bothering to make your own puff pastry from scratch
You’re either trolling or incredibly retarded. Either way, kys

[Anonymous No.10617422]

>>10617033
It's literally one of the biggest shitposting boards.
It reminds me of 2012 /sp/ to be honest.

[Anonymous No.10617430]

>OP exposes himself as wide hipped cake baking sissyboy with man boobs harboring aggression against infants
>crying and frogposting in order to cope with the fact that evolution discarded him

[Anonymous No.10617437]

>>10617417
Shit way to move the goalposts. You btfo me for sure!

>>10617422
Remember when literally 60% of the board at any time was about Costco hot dogs for a month?

[Anonymous No.10617450]

>>10615480
Do you know what a boomer is?