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You're at a dinner and order a steak medium rare and see jack behind the counter
What do?

>> No.10608689

>>10608684
I'd probably get a picture with him and leave without eating.

>> No.10608690

>>10608684
What kind of weird, millenial, pop culture fantasy land do you inhabit, anon?
What’s it like inside your head?

>> No.10608698

>>10608684
Waiter, Hi yes I believe i ordered my steak medium rare but i misspoke. Please burn it to an unrecognizable charcoal brick. Also can i get a refill on my lemon water. Thanks

>> No.10608714
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10608714

"This isnt oregano you're not fooling anyone jack jr you worthless marijuanna junkie"

>> No.10608747

>>10608689
Would you get him to pretend to be choking you in the photo?
It would maximize your upvotes, (you)s and Instagram likes.

>> No.10608753

>>10608684
>You're at a dinner and order a steak medium rare and see jack behind the counter

>at home eating dinner
>see jack peeking at me from behind kitchen counter
>start to ask him what the fuck is he doing in my house
>he charges at me
>feel the onset of salmonella poisoning as i black out from his inescapable chokehold
>"it's the best darkness you'll ever experience"

>> No.10608758
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10608758

>>10608753
made me laugh like a retard. oregano

>> No.10609700

Get pissed that I order medium rare but receive blue rare

>> No.10609734
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10609734

Go give him a fist bump - definitely not shaking one of those salmonella factories that pass for his hands - and thank him for all the hours of entertainment he's given me, then ask how much it'll cost for a 45 minute brap session with based Tammy. Then I'd enjoy my steak.

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10609809

>>10609734
>I'm making you a real life indecent proposal.