/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10608578]

Is there anything in the world more unrewarding to eat? It's like peeling a cockroach apart to look for meat

[Anonymous No.10608594]

Eh they are okay, maybe have 1 a year in summer with cheap beer after a day at the beach

[Anonymous No.10608623]

mussels. shellfish generally.

[Anonymous No.10608635]

>>10608578
Meh. Theyre cheaper than ground beef and I have the free time to pick them apart. So I eat them at least once a month in the summer.

[Anonymous No.10608636]

Taste exactly like shrimp and way too overhyped

[Anonymous No.10608643]

Just get the lobster roll instead

[Anonymous No.10608645]

>>10608623
Mussels are the perfect shellfish though
They don't have a weird texture or leak their nasty juice, they just absorb the garlic lemon goodness and come off the shell easily

[Anonymous No.10608647]

>>10608635
My local store had them on sale for 16.99/lbs for the entire winter until mothersday when they were suddenly 7.99/lbs. How the fuck is that cheaper than ground beef.

[Anonymous No.10608662]

>>10608645
>Mussels
>Don't have a weird texture

Pick one

[Anonymous No.10608665]

>>10608647
If you live near a place where they do lobster fishing it often is cheaper then ground beef. Maine in particular comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.10608669]

>>10608665
>maine comes to mind
No shit. Everywhere but maine they're expensive as fuck. I'm in ny and that was me with the 16.99 prices.

[Anonymous No.10608738]

>>10608647
I go to the docks. I buy from fishermen. Or I go out myself on someones boat. Beef is 3 to 5$ a lb. Lobster is free to 3$ a lb.

[Anonymous No.10608740]

>>10608578
urchin
anemone

completely disgusting, inedible food considered delicacies by people you respect

[Anonymous No.10608759]

>>10608623
mussels are fucking great if they are fresh

like most shellfish though it's disgusting if it's been dead for more than about 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10608762]

>>10608578
Crabs
Snails
Crayfish
Chicken wings
Rabbit
Cornish game hen

Lobster sucks though, the main reason it's expensive is because of gullible black people

[Anonymous No.10608781]

ITT: tastelets or people that never ever tried proper fresh shellfish from northern Atlantic waters

[Anonymous No.10608785]

>>10608781
ITP: I had a fun vacation in maine therefore it totally tasted good and I wasn't just drunk on vacation brain

[Anonymous No.10608787]

>>10608762
>Crabs
delicious but a pain and really expensive for what you actually get
>Snails
gross
>Crayfish
mini lobsters. good shit
>Chicken wings
good but not worth what restaurants charge
>Rabbit
delicious
>Cornish game hen
just a shittier small chicken

[Anonymous No.10608828]

>>10608785
I live in Portugal, you fucking idiot. I literally can walk up to the coastal market and buy just caught Atlantic shellfish, you nigger amerimutt.

[Anonymous No.10608836]

>>10608828
>be portuguese
>attempt to condescend on an american

what does your country do on the global scale again?

who from portugal matters, again?...

do you even really exist? aren't you just Reserve Spain the way canada is Reserve USA?

[Anonymous No.10608839]

>>10608836
We wuz kangs

[Anonymous No.10608845]

>>10608738
In any other state but maine. No.

[Anonymous No.10608850]

>>10608839
yeah, wuz. step back in line, thanks

of all the people i hate see try to step up in the world, it's spanish/portuguese

>once rule the entire world
>just give up on that because you cant make good boats anymore or something?
>decide to just not do anything anymore
>not be known for food, culture, music, literature, movies, science, technology, medicine, internet companies, education, anything whatsoever
>defining aspect of your existence is killing bulls in an animal torture sport and mexicans are half you

[Anonymous No.10608854]

>>10608836
And what have you done? Taking pride in others accomplishments is a surefire way to never accomplish shit.

[Anonymous No.10608857]

>>10608836

[Anonymous No.10608864]

>>10608836
Why would I be proud because of my countrymen. I was shitting on you for living in a shithole where you literally cannot enjoy the basic things of life, like decent non factory produced food.

I have decent personal success, I could care less if my fellow patriots are poors or not, fuck them. And fuck you, you fat mutt.

[Anonymous No.10608867]

>>10608850
they've got pretty good hookers and a nice beach or two

[Anonymous No.10608871]

>>10608857
First time I see à rationnal explanation to this very common insult

Thanks

[Anonymous No.10608872]

>>10608857
>paragraphs were invented by reddit
t. millennial who thinks civil rights were invented by tumblr

[Anonymous No.10608883]

>>10608864
yeah Americans don't get to eat "decent non factory produced food" LOL, everyoen here is a 350lb nigger that only uses food stamps to buy lunchables

>I have decent personal success
How do you measure that in Portugal? You own a squat toilet? two goats?

[Anonymous No.10608888]

>>10608872
Did you even the image? Reddit spacing comes from being used to double tapping space to make a new paragraph
Instead of simply hitting enter once.

[Anonymous No.10608889]

>>10608872
dont respond to reddit spacing posts, report (rule 3 trash outside of /b/) and move on

[Anonymous No.10608891]

>>10608872
Paragraphs are indented you colossal fucking mong-child.

[Anonymous No.10608893]

>>10608850
Forget about top researchers at Columbia, UCL, Imperial College being Portuguese. Forget about literary Nibel Prize coming from a country with less than 10 million, forget about the world's objective beat olive oil in blind tests, having the best athlete in the world's most played sport, etc,etc.
Obviously, USA is the world's main player, but you are just exacerbating the typical (true) stereotype of ignorant Americans.

[Anonymous No.10608899]

>>10608891
Why don't you try hitting tab and see what happens

Oops! Mobile keyboards don't have tab! Sorry :)

[Anonymous No.10608901]

>>10608883
I have a Master's from one of the best universities in the world (UK) and work remotely as a quant for a French investment bank making a lot of dough. My family owns a wine producing company, I have more than two published music albums, I am former kickboxing national champion, I could go on, you underachieving nigger.

[Anonymous No.10608907]

>>10608899
>admitting to be a reddit phone poster
Hello tourist.

[Anonymous No.10608913]

>>10608893
>Nobel Prize
you mean Jew Prize?

the world's objective best olive oil comes from california, where adulterated, fake product isn't sent out

>world's most played sport
irrelevant shitskin sport for poor countries with no equipment

I'm exacerbating the stereotype? Look at the shit you struggled to come up with that matters about your country

a fucking nobel prize in literature. one nobel prize. in literature. lol.

[Anonymous No.10608914]

>>10608907
>no U

Signs you've lost the argument

[Anonymous No.10608916]

>>10608899
>muh phone posters
Deal with it, Luddite.

[Anonymous No.10608917]

>>10608913
We also have a Nobel prize in Medicine.

[Anonymous No.10608919]

>>10608893
>>10608913
also may i just say how hilarious it is that you think UCL or Imperial College or anything?

minor universities in america like Georgia Tech VASTLY exceed anything UCL + Imperial College accomplish COMBINED in DECADES rofl!!

[Anonymous No.10608921]

>>10608578
I love shrimp and crawdads, but damn are they a bitch to prepare and eat. This being said, the shells are so valuable for making a nice seafood bisque.

[Anonymous No.10608924]

>>10608899
>my secret animu club should only be accessed from my basement using a 10 year old Intel PC

[Anonymous No.10608926]

>>10608913
The only sports Amerifats ate good at are only played in America, because the genetically fat Americans know that they would have no chance of competing on the sports the rest of the world actually care about and that rely on natural talent/skill more than just pumping money (and steroids).

[Anonymous No.10608933]

>>10608864
>third-worlder tries to shit on the most powerful country in the world
This is just sad. I can practically hear you crying over your keyboard, typing furiously.

[Anonymous No.10608935]

>>10608919
What's your metric? Unless you're talking about raw number of publications you are objectively wronf. And I am not even sure about the publications thing.

[Anonymous No.10608937]

>>10608926
if our top athletes played soccer you would never win again, the end

like everything, we are better at you than sports. please don't forget we have one guy with as many gold medals as your entire country all time. thanks.

[Anonymous No.10608941]

>>10608924
>secret animu club

But that was you, when you were complaining about the newfangled "paragraphs"

[Anonymous No.10608942]

>>10608578
I love lobster. has to be fresh Maine lobster tho, with tons of melted butter. mmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.10608943]

>>10608933
I literally got offered a job in NY 4 months ago and I declined because I refuse to live in the "land of freedom".

[Anonymous No.10608947]

>>10608864
You seem to think that the US is as small and undiverse as Portugal. Do you even have a passport?

[Anonymous No.10608948]

>>10608926
All the top American athletes are black anyway. ‘White’ Americans are pathetic and will soon be bred out.

[Anonymous No.10608951]

>>10608937
Athletics is about pumping money into training programs and drugging your athletes in non detectable ways.
Just look at China, a country where their inhabitants are genetically predisposed to being weak, they have a load of medals as well.

Also
>if
>if
Keep dreaming, mutt. You will live forever suroounded by criminal spics and niggers and will go bankrupt anytime you happen to get sick.

[Anonymous No.10608954]

>>10608947
I obviously know that, but it's funnier to just argue on the internet assuming every american is either a mutr, a soyboy or a redneck.

[Anonymous No.10608966]

>>10608948
>being proud of being BLACKED
I thought this was a meme.

[Anonymous No.10608974]

>>10608951
keep dreaming of watching inferior sports that you only play purely because you dont have the population to invent and then play a better sport?

nahh. you guys run back and forth all you want

btw are you really lying to yourself that messi is not the best? thats just sad, i dont even care about soccer but everyone knows messi is the best player

[Anonymous No.10608986]

>>10608914
>he thinks being insulted is an argument
>'no u'
holy shit you cant make this stuff up lmao

[Anonymous No.10608987]

>>10608787
based bunny-bro

[Anonymous No.10608996]

>>10608986
>no u is an insult
t. home schooled by evangelical christians

[Anonymous No.10609010]

>>10608935
US state engineering schools pretty much drive global technological development. The rest of the world can't even compete, and it's really just about dollars spent by the military and defense industry. Schools like V Tech, OSU, the cal schools, etc have budgets that rival major corporations and small countries.

It's a shame that we are so keen on foreign students, all for the sake of charging them 2x tuition. Every campus in the US is full of chinese fuerdai decked out in gucci and driving teslas.

[Anonymous No.10609018]

>>10608974
I'm not a Cristiano fanboy, but I prefer players that play direct and have powerful shooting. Cristiano is technically the best shooter ever in football. Messi is phenomenal and no one ever in the history of the sport has had or ever will have that level of technique with the ball. It's just personal preference so I don't really argue when anyone says "I prefer Messi" or "I prefer Ronaldo".

[Anonymous No.10609022]

>>10609010
Funding is not really a metric for quality of research. I'm not doubting that is true, but you still did not provide what I was asking for.

[Anonymous No.10609030]

>>10608845
New hampshire and newfoundland too. Massachusetts lobster stocks have all but collapsed. But I live in maine so cheap seafood.

[Anonymous No.10609032]

>>10609022
See (literally anything around you)? Did you (do a thing)?

That was probably invented by Americans. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.10609060]

>>10609032
>all science/knowledge is technology
I hate brainlet engineers
t. physicist

[Anonymous No.10609063]

>>10608996
Ah I see you lack any ability to follow a response chain...
>insult someone
>they act like you said 'no u' and it was an argument

[Anonymous No.10609077]

>>10609030
>Massachusetts failed at a thing

and the rest of the world pointed and laughed. fucking massholes

[Anonymous No.10609098]

>>10609077
Warming waters and a badly managed fishery. Not much a surprise.

[Anonymous No.10609104]

>>10609030
is maine good to live in

it seems like it'd be utterly miserable living in the cold all year and extreme cold in the winter

[Anonymous No.10609167]

>>10609104
.... NEfag here, its winter like 7/12 months of the year so..... Better bring some mittens. And then more mittens for when the first pair gets wet.

[Anonymous No.10609176]

>>10609104
I dont have to lock my doors and the southern maine economy is doing well. But the infrastructure is shit. But I enjoy the cold. Sitting on the couch in front the the woodstove, bundling up and tromping through the snow, have a yearly bug holocaust in the winter. The food culture here is great for such a rural state.

It an acquired taste for sure. I wilt in the heat but as I get older shoveling gets tiring.

[Anonymous No.10609196]

>>10609176
This. Fuck yeah NEbros.
Pic vaguely related; somehow raining while its 2f outside. Love New England. Our thunder storms are pretty epic too and thankfully no tornados or hurricanes.

[Anonymous No.10609218]

>>10609104
It's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.10609407]

>>10608669
In NY, it's hard to tell if it's a lobster or a roach. That adds to the costs.

[Anonymous No.10609423]

>>10609167
You must be talking about some DownEast shithole, because Boston is winter from mid-december until mid-march.

[Anonymous No.10609438]

>>10608669
Dude, even Maine is fucking expensive. I live in Portland, and the grocery store is regularly $6.99+/lb

That's always more than ground beef, unless you're getting organic kosher beef, in which case you're probably not interested in lobster.

[Anonymous No.10609484]

>>10609407
>In NY, it's hard to tell if it's a lobster or a roach.
Can it jump when you try to catch it? If no it's a lobster.
>temp ban from posting on /ck/ for posting off topic
Literally what the fuck mods. Look at the threads on the board and of all posts you single out ones talking about NE seafood...

[Anonymous No.10609540]

>>10609438
Dont buy lobster at a grocery store you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.10609552]

>>10608645
>I like chewing on sand

[Anonymous No.10609558]

>>10609484
Pro tip, all your posts are going to disappear. A temp ban is not from a mod, it's from a jannie

On /ck/ it's only on topic if you agree with the staff, if you do anything goes. If not, goodbye all your posts, have a 30 day ban from all boards

[Anonymous No.10609581]

>>10609558
desu I don't post that often but when I do I usually make a day of it. I'm surprised. And fairly indifferent.
They can act like faggots all they want I suppose. The other boards I visit are all aware that the janitors/mods are completely incompetent and in an echochamber of yes-men but what can you do.

[Anonymous No.10610378]

>>10608891
>Paragraphs are indented
Want to know how I know you're still in High School?

[Anonymous No.10610419]

>>10608645
They're so small, though.

[Anonymous No.10610773]

>>10608828
You're a fucking retard. Please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.10610883]

I thought this thread was about lobsters.

[Anonymous No.10611500]

>>10608578
i respect your choices, but respect mine as well.
niggers, spics and fags are over-represented. i have a theory that assholes like you are the reason.

[Anonymous No.10611504]

>>10608578
i fucking hate hypocrites

[quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.10612934]

>>10608740
>urchin
Jesus christ man
Sea urchin gonads are one of the greatest culinary experiences I've enjoyed
I hope you may experience their salty, crisp mineral flavour and soft, spongy texture one day

[Anonymous No.10612939]

>>10608643
I only eat lobster a couple of times a year but you are either a brainlet, impoverished, or both.

[Anonymous No.10614314]

>>10609010
Off the top of my head, Vienna and Delft come to mind when it comes to top notch tech universities.

[Anonymous No.10614332]

>>10608901
>I am very smart and successful
>I post on the McChicken board of the Tibetan shadow puppet forum

You're a lying little faggot, and if anyone in here is a nigger it's you, your country got Blacked for 800 years by the caliphate.

[Anonymous No.10614339]

>>10608578
That's why here in New England we pay poor people to peel our lobsters for us, as Adam Smith intended.

[Anonymous No.10614375]

>obsessed fags ruin another thread
Something new and different. You /int/fags are worse than /pol/ and the sjw's.

[Anonymous No.10615368]

>>10608578
I really hate peeling seafood. It's a fucking job

[Anonymous No.10615382]

It's more about drinking straight drawn butter. Glug!

[Anonymous No.10616239]

I actually enjoy eating lobsters and crabs. After getting the technique down its really easy. Unless you have fat fingers or too small brain to comprehend the spots to crack it open at it shouldnt be that hard

[Anonymous No.10616318]

>>10608578
Lobster is rubbery and bland tasting.

Now those fucking crabs, I'll eat me some crabs.

[Anonymous No.10616543]

Crawfish boils are a meme.

[Anonymous No.10617131]

>>10609484
>>10609558

just chiming in to say the janitors are fucking atrocious. i think one of them is the one who spams about "flyovers" all day every day.

[Anonymous No.10617543]

kek. just cooked this tonight and was gonna make a thread, but searched the catalog.

I went the safe route and did a fancy mac & cheese plus lobster tail under my oven broiler's flame on high for 5-7 minutes, basting with butter twice. ie: lobster mac and cheese.

I have to say, what a spiny mother fucker. seafood shears made opening it up pretty easy, but getting the poop vein out was no fun. plus the fucker overcooks in like 12 seconds so I had half tough meat, half translucent gray meat. I'm definitely doing tails for ~135 in the sous vide next round.
https://www.seriouseats.com/2016/12/food-lab-complete-guide-to-sous-vide-lobster.html

not the worst thing I've ever done though.