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For the past 3 years I have paid women who work at fast food restaurants to finger their assholes and fart on my food when I come to order.

My method is simple. I approach them when their shifts are over and show them massive wads of cash. Then I explain my desire for their gas and shit particles.

This is truly exhilarating. They sometimes wink at me when I order. One even wants to marry me and promises to be my personal full time farty fuckbird.

You wish you were this alpha.

>> No.10606917

gross. fast food is disgusting.

>> No.10606922

>>10606910
Medium box of Cunt McNuggets please, a side of fried inner thigh fungus and one menstrual shake pls

>> No.10606923
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Can I ask? How much...

>> No.10606931

Yeah right! like someone would accept cash bribes AND endanger their fast food career!
LIES

>> No.10606933

>>10606923
I lowball them at 100, but I have gone as low as 50. Girls dont really place a premium on their butthole products desu. Most expensive I had to fork over was 350. Once they start negotiating the price you know you have them

>> No.10606935 [DELETED] 

>>10606910
I hope your telling the truth. Imagining this as real is cracking me up.

>> No.10606938

>>10606933
Do white girls charge less than black?

>> No.10606940

>>10606910
You best get to unloading some stories and details.

>> No.10606942

>>10606910
Huh?

>> No.10606949

>>10606938
I don't do niggers

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>>10606935
Pretty true desu. I know some guy who orders his meal and asks for a bj.
>They usually bring the food to his car and give a quick bj.
>Then I asked just why? He said "I enjoy my food more".

>> No.10606953

>>10606938
>>10606940
The one non white I asked was a Muslim and no lie she literally did it for free, probably to piss off her dad or something. She has also been high every time I've seen her, so there is that.

When I asked her, sitting in my car, she just stared at me for 30 sec straight and then laughed and squealed. She was eating her half price meal and cut a fart right there.

>> No.10607014

>>10606953
this thread is obvious fiction but
>The one non white I asked was a Muslim and no lie she literally did it for free, probably to piss off her dad or something.
this is obviously untrue but HIGHLY PLAUSIBLE. those scarf-wearing muslim chicks are not as pure as you'd think from people who constantly wear head scarves. they are the biggest slags you will ever meet in the west. i think they only wear those scarves out of tradition, but it's definitely not a pious chastity thing. them bitches are huge sluts, even worse sluts than wh*tes, JAPs, and greeks

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>>10606910
Does that turn you on OP?

>> No.10607021

>>10606910
doing God's work, anon

>> No.10607860

>>10606917
This has been the only post actually worth reading in this entire thread. Well done, anon.

>> No.10607891

>>10606910
>farty fuckbird
lel
Is her name Nora?