/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10600916]

What’s your go to dish to make to impress a date? Or if you’re a virgin, what would you make to impress a cutie?

[Anonymous No.10600938]

>making food for a date

Just take them to the bar, get em nice and tipsy and enjoy your free fuck retard

[Anonymous No.10600967]

dinner at your place is for the 3rd date. by then you should have asked what she likes. keep it light so she doesn't feel fat and bloated while you're fooling around.

[Anonymous No.10600978]

do u restart life with ur current knowledge because if so dang that's awesome

[Anonymous No.10600982]

>>10600938
This is correct assuming you're not an autist. I've never once been on a date to a bar where it wasn't clear from the beginning that we were fucking that night.

[Anonymous No.10600987]

>>10600978
>Wanting to be a grown man trapped in a 10 year old's body
That sounds like pure hell.

[Anonymous No.10600988]

>>10600916
I make lobster roll if I know she's a virgin but if I cannot deduce that she a virgin before our date I just make her a cheese quesadilla.

[Anonymous No.10600997]

>>10600987
Convince your parents to invest in a bunch of different companies and bet on sporting events

[Anonymous No.10601002]

>>10600988
la luz extinguidado...

[Anonymous No.10601007]

>>10600938
>take them to the bar...enjoy your free fuck
>bar
>free
Neet shutin detected

[Anonymous No.10601027]

>>10600987
I would be able to succeed beyond measure at everything intellectually and probably at a lot of things otherwise because my motor knowledge would only need to be adapted for scale. Like I'd probably be the smartest 10 year old in the world because I got a couple decades of a headstart on everyone else

[Anonymous No.10601036]

>>10601007
>being a semantic autist

[Anonymous No.10601040]

>>10600978
Do you go back in time and start from the beginning of your life or are you simply reborn again at a random place at the present time?

[Anonymous No.10601055]

>>10600916
Risotto with porcini mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.10601074]

>>10600916
Homemade personal cast iron pizzas, no woman turns it down the dough is hella cheap and all I need are toppings I almost always have sauce made in my freezer for it and if I make extra I can teach her to roll out the dough never fails to be a memorable good date

[Anonymous No.10601100]

>>10600916
>some virgin makes a pic about sluts being more valuable than 5 billion dollars
Nope.

[Anonymous No.10601118]

>>10600916
doesn't he understand that 5 billion could buy you thousands of literal sex slavs from russia

what a stupid mayo sapien

[Anonymous No.10601126]

>>10600916
Obviously, you choose door 2. It can buy a stadium full of sluts, and with 5 billion there won't be a need to restart your life anymore.

[Anonymous No.10601270]

>>10601074
Favorite idea so far.

[Anonymous No.10601319]

>>10601126
If you have all the knowledge you have now it should be extremely easy to make 5 billion dollars. Mine bitcoins from the get go for instance

[Anonymous No.10601325]

Something terrible. That way when you do it the second time they are even more impressed that you improved. I've found when you do well the first time they kind of expect that, doesn't land you many points. Lower the bar and then destroy it gets you more points.

[Anonymous No.10601344]

>>10601118
>implying you could only get a couple thousand slav whores for 5 billion dollarydoos

[Anonymous No.10602746]

>>10600987
>make wise investments
>learn more skills with the discipline of an adult and the malleability of a childs brain.
>cut off balls, flush down toilet, call ambulance the second they drop and refuse any hormone replacement that isn't estrogen
>become cute trap
>when bitcoins come along, buy a crapton of them since you're already wealthy
>moderate wealth becomes one of the wealthiest in the world
>be smart, talent, pretty, ultrawealthy cute trap
Right now is already pure hell

[Anonymous No.10602825]

>>10600916
for $5 billion I could get an island full of sluts...

[Anonymous No.10602834]

>>10600988
now post the cap of that youtube attentionwhore, with jamal bailing on her and her precious creatura

[Anonymous No.10602836]

>>10602746
>have to get molested and face cut open again

[Anonymous No.10602854]

>>10602836
What? Your life won't play out the exact same

[Anonymous No.10602857]

>>10602834
this one?

[Anonymous No.10602868]

>>10602857
yes, thanks

[Anonymous No.10602870]

>>10600982
Considering it's a common neutral setting for just getting to know somebody for the first time, I'm interpreting this as you saying you've never been on a date to a bar.

[Anonymous No.10602871]

>>10601074
>>10601270
This anon is right. Pizza is super customizable to taste and not that hard to make. Plus for some reason people see pizza made from scratch as really class so I think it's the best idea ITT

[Anonymous No.10602876]

>>10600916
Three tiers depending on who she is.

Tier 1 is homemade chicken salad on pita with a bit of scratch-made tomato soup.

Tier 2 is a wloszczyzna bolognese with grilled pork sausage and usually penne

Tier 3 is actually the simplest, but is more expensive than the others: steak with a bit of truffle oil, a fig pan-sauce, and an herb salad of basil, arugula, and spinach. Probably with a small glass of dry red.

[Anonymous No.10602892]

>>10602876
>truffle oil

An hero

[Anonymous No.10602906]

>>10602892
eh, I got some on the cheap. The slight nutty flavor helps balance out the tartness of the pan-sauce, and leaving it on the steak lets it stay tart to go with the salad.

[Anonymous No.10602909]

>>10601319
I don't want to go through the first part of my life again because it sucked balls so the 5 bil now is faster, easier, foolproof, guaranteed and will allow me and my family to live comfortably indefinitely assuming the bare minimum of effort to invest it is made so fuck door 1

[Anonymous No.10602911]

>>10602909
Meant to say the future generations of my family as well, ie every subsequent member several decades after my death

[Anonymous No.10602951]

>>10602876
>what would you make to impress a cutie if you're a virgin
>steak with a bit of truffle oil, a fig pan-sauce, and an herb salad of basil, arugula, and spinach. Probably with a small glass of dry red

Oh god, I'm just imagining a 20 year old nerd with no friends who larps on /ck/ as a chef because he's binged a ton of YT shit but mostly eats fast food or his parents' cooking.

[Anonymous No.10602969]

>>10602951
Im glad you're so creative, because what you've got is a 25 year old nerd with a girlfriend of five years who's about to get engaged.

[Anonymous No.10602972]

>>10602969
It's illegal to get engaged to a five year old, Mohammad.

[Anonymous No.10602975]

>>10600916
A good steak hits the spot. Also, a good simple breakfast (like toasts) after the night would do too.
But I doubt virgin incels know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.10602978]

>>10602969
You're almost an adult. Better start acting like one.

[Anonymous No.10602980]

>>10602972
As if this is specific to muslims, lol

[Anonymous No.10602990]

>>10602980
Calling him Jesus wouldn't have made sense, dummy.

[Anonymous No.10603171]

Nothing makes bitches more wet than my fucking pot pies.

>chicken
>butter
>flour
>broth
>preffered vegetables
>puff pastry
>salt and pepper
>egg wash

You toss that whore a personal sized pot pie shes gonna spread her legs quicker than you eat that beautiful dish.

[Anonymous No.10603187]

>>10602990
but it works for both christians and mexicans.

[Anonymous No.10603191]

>>10600988
El diablillo de la playa....

[Anonymous No.10603197]

I think a cheesecake I made got me laid recently

but I'm also attractive

[Anonymous No.10603223]

>>10603197
post feet.

[Anonymous No.10603249]

>>10600916
do you get to choose the conditions of where and how your life restarts?

[Anonymous No.10603308]

>>10601036
>being a speedrunner in 2018

[Anonymous No.10603371]

>>10602978
And what, stop posting on an indonesian whittling forum?

[Anonymous No.10603390]

>>10601074
Post recipe/directions?