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10600376 No.10600376 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you drinking water right now? Give me a good reason as to why you aren't staying hydrated.

>> No.10600389

>>10600376
Im drinking beer, about to go through heavy withdrawals.

>> No.10600434

>>10600376
Cali water is poison

>> No.10600444

>>10600376
I am though

>> No.10600463
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>>10600376
I'm drinking this water. It's got other stuff in it. Kinda like Smart Water.

>> No.10600464

>>10600389
fpbp

>> No.10600480

I am staying hydrated, though.

>> No.10600503

I’m suffering renal failure and get bloated. I’m limited to 32 fl oz per day and it still pains me.

>> No.10600517

>>10600376
Because I'm drinking iced tea.

>> No.10600627

Cause I’m drinking milk

>> No.10600682
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10600682

>Not wanting to make beautiful pearls inside your body

>> No.10600691

>>10600682
Delete this right now

>> No.10600698

Because I'm getting on a plane soon and I don't want to have to piss on the plane.

>> No.10600708

>>10600376
Because it will flush out all my electrolytes and cause me to get dehydrated.

>> No.10600714

>>10600376
Water and baja blast is pretty much all i drink honestly

>> No.10600723

>>10600389
I'm with you, anon.

>> No.10600773

I have a dope ass to system and I'm craving a nice frosty glass of it but I'm also.an.alcohol so it'll reduce my buzz. Once again kill my bottle I'll take a big jug of it with me to bed and guzzle the ever loving shit out of it before I pass out.

>> No.10600780

>>10600682
What is this? Is it kidney stones due to not enough water?

>> No.10600791

>>10600780
It's what's happening in real time to the al/ck/ posters, today, yesterday, tomorrow and the next.

>> No.10600812

>>10600714
Baja Blast is still like 99% water so you might as well just say you drink water, tbqh.

>> No.10600852
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>>10600682
One of nature's most precious gifts

>> No.10600864
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>>10600852
Quite right.

>> No.10600889

>>10600791
....which is?

>> No.10601364

>>10600682
These aren't a joke, I thought I fucked up my back to the point where I couldn't sit in any comfortable position. Nope, fucking kidney stones. They were too big to pass. I swear, if I ever hear the words "You have kidney stones" again in my life, I will go straight to the nearest means of suicide and end my life right there. They damaged my left kidney to the point where I no longer feel thirsty, I feel excruciating pain if I'm getting a little bit less than hydrated. And that was almost two years ago. Fuck kidney stones, and fuck sip boys who think that energy drinks aren't destroying their bodies.

>> No.10601370

>>10600864
thats terrible.

>> No.10601388

The price.
55 pence, 79 pence, couple of quid. I mean It's not much, but it all adds up doesn't it?

>> No.10601441

>>10600864
That's the second worst haggis i've ever seen

>> No.10601529

>>10601388
do Brits not have a tap? In America, we have tap water but most of the time its a good idea to get a filter of some sort, which is pretty cheap

>> No.10601549

Why am I not drinking water? I'm already hydrated.

>> No.10601559

>>10600864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renal_stone_formation_in_space
RIP astronauts.

>> No.10601583

>>10600389
i stand with you, brother in the sky

>> No.10601590

I'm drinking room-temp coffee so its kinda like water

>> No.10601606

Just had an iced coffee and now I'm chewing the ice. So eating water.

>> No.10601609

>>10600791
beer decreases risk of kidney stones doofus

>> No.10601737

>>10600791
I fucking hate when you assholes remind me about this. But thank you I guess. I'm downing water now.

>> No.10601755

>>10601388
nice reference

>> No.10601794

>>10600376
Because I kinda want to die

>> No.10601828

>>10600376
I am currently drinking gin mixed with water

>> No.10601911

The water here is icky and reverse osmosis filters are too expensive so I spend much more carrying home bottles because drinking like a refugee is fancy :DDD

>> No.10601936

HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE

>> No.10602344

Monster Zero Ultra is water plus mood-boosting B vitamins that help me through that afternoon slump

Plus it tastes great, water is too plain

>> No.10602359

>>10602344
That stuff helps only if you're already deficient. You should try not eating bullshit normie food that has the most nutrient dense bits deliberately removed.

>> No.10602441

>>10601755
Thanks for noticing sempai

>> No.10602496

>>10600376
fish fuck in that

>> No.10602498

>>10600376
Im not thirsty

>> No.10602538

>>10600376
because I'm drinking liquor, pussy
I did put ice in it at least

>> No.10602890

>>10600376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIMFWOua9c

>> No.10602894

>>10600376
I drink water all the time, mang. I've come to really genuinely enjoy its... feel? Doesn't really have a taste. But it's probably my favourite drink.

>> No.10602900

>>10601364
Everyone who has had them always says it's like the worst pain they've ever gone through. Shit has scared me into drinking lots of water and cranberry juice.

>> No.10602908

>>10600376
I am. Its either water, tea or coffee on a daily basis.

>> No.10602915

>>10600376
i am drinking water though

>> No.10602924

>>10600376
I have a tall glass of water and a mug vodka in front of me, and as dehydrated as I know that I am, I just keep drinking the vodka.

>> No.10602927
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>>10602908
It's just a coffee *tee hee*

>> No.10602950
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10602950

Sending masked assassins into my renal system

>> No.10603014

>>10602538
Wow,
He has to reaffirm himself as a man on 4chan of all places

>> No.10603073

>>10602950
Does carbonic acid bad for tooth enamel?

>> No.10603077

>>10602927
No, freshly ground black coffee. None of that meme stuff.

>> No.10603105

>>10600791
I call bullshit, prove it.

>> No.10603341

Im drinking it right now. Dilluted to 60% naameen?

>> No.10603403

>>10600698
Where does all the pee and poo go anyways?

>> No.10603421
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10603421

>>10603403
It kills people.

>> No.10603437

I drink plenty of water, at the moment I have strep though which is making consumption of anything very painful.

>> No.10603910

>>10603341
gnomesayn?

>> No.10605189

>>10600376
>Why aren't you drinking water right now?
I'm not thirsty.

>> No.10605228

dejavu

>> No.10605233

>>10603421
Yeah, that sure looks legit.

>> No.10605938

>>10600376
What's the secret to hydration? I drink a bunch of water but it's only effect is having to piss more often, some times clear, while still having light dehydration symptoms.

>> No.10605982

>>10605938
You are doing something wrong, what your daily diet ?

>> No.10605993
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>>10605982
If I'd want to blame anything, that would be the standard couple of coffees. Other than that, pretty normal I'd say.

>> No.10605996

>>10602900
I had an attack last new years eve. Fuuccck! It was like being kicked in the balls repeatedly with a pair of pointy steel tipped boots.

>> No.10605999

>>10605993
Coffee is a strong diuretic, i never drink more than 1 cup.

>> No.10606006

>>10605999
What do you recommend I substitute it with? I also have terrible sleeping habits I need to fix.

>> No.10606015

>>10606006
Natural juice or tea, tea is a diuretic too but it doesn't make me piss so much as coffee.

>> No.10606033
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10606033

currently on day 2 of my water fast

>> No.10606039

>>10605999
it's a myth that coffee is a strong diuretic. Caffeine is a diuretic, yes, but coffee is 99% water. Read: you drink far more than you're ever losing from the slight diuretic effect from caffeine. A strong diuretic is more like ethyl alcohol, which even in small concentrations can lead to hydration deficit (one of the biggest causes behind a hangover).

>> No.10606042

>>10600682
Kidneys are truly the most aesthetic organ

>> No.10606050

>>10606039
Strong was an exaggeration but not drinking enough water after your coffee can lead to dehydration.

>> No.10606062

>>10605938
No joke you should get your a1c levels checked. That could be prediabeetus

>> No.10606065

>>10601388
do you not have access to clean, refreshing wa'ah at home?

>> No.10606073
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10606073

ZeroWater filters you niggers. Tastes like reverse osmosis but cheaper and you don't have to install a bunch of shit.

>> No.10606074

>>10606050
>but not drinking enough water after your coffee can lead to dehydration.

Wrong. It's not true for sodas either. You consume far more water in the coffee than you will ever excrete from the caffeine. https://www.sciencealert.com/does-coffee-actually-make-you-dehydrated

>> No.10606075

>>10600434
Do you have any idea how many handjobs I had to give to try and fix that?

>> No.10606079

>>10602890
redpill me on this dude

>> No.10606282

>>10600389
Good luck bud, if you get the shakes give the authorities a call, better than seizing to death on your floor

>> No.10607532

>>10600376
My kidneys failed and im only allowed one liter of any liquid a day.

That a good enough reason faggot

>> No.10607541

>>10600376
Already drank a gallon today

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10607796

>>10601388
great reference, friend

>> No.10607801

>>10600682
Looks like a tasty plum.

>> No.10608232
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10608232

>>10600864
This image makes me so fucking uncomfortable it's unreal.

>> No.10608250

>>10600376
I AM drinking water right now, you mong

>> No.10608280

I'm drinking tea instead.

>> No.10608422

>>10601529
Filters don't do anything about fluoride, the most significant poison in our supply, and reverse osmosis is far too expensive for the average person.

>> No.10608445

>>10608422
don't you have chemtrails to be alerting the sheeple about?

>> No.10608485

>>10608445
No, I don't. That's a totally irrelevant topic. I'm sad you feel a need to collapse the two into one pool of thought, but understand it's a conditioned response that I can't do anything about.

>> No.10608502

>>10608422
How do we get clean water besides catching your own rain water

>> No.10608511
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10608511

I keep hydrated AND energized with Pepsi Max™. It's cheap, tasty and most of all free of sugar. You should try buying it from your nearest store too, Anonymous, I'm sure would like it!

>> No.10608525

>>10608511
kys

>> No.10608530

>>10608445
Reddit

>> No.10608771

I drink iced tea instead. No sugar, just water and leaves. Is that too much caffeine? I drink like 2.5 liters a day.

>> No.10608782

I drink almost exclusively black tea, about a dozen cups a day. Maybe more, I don't count them.

>> No.10608812

>>10600698
Plane bathrooms are seriously fucking disgusting. I only go if I get really desperate.

>> No.10608821

>>10600376
Because I just drank a bottle 30 min ago anon.

>> No.10608971

>>10608511
Enjoy your fake insulin spike driving you hungry because the brain thinks there is sugar coming but then there is none.

>> No.10610246

>>10600376
All the onion threads, eggs are bad threads and water thread... I swear this board merged with /fit/

>> No.10610393

>>10600376
Do Americans really drink this?

>> No.10611543
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10611543

thanks buddeh

>> No.10611579

>>10600376
Because Im waiting for that water that has chunks of fat in it. Obviously there is one because why else list 0g fat on each bottle.

>> No.10611589

>>10600376
I like the drugs they give me when I get kidney stones.

>> No.10613101

>>10608821
Drink some more.

>> No.10613151

>>10600503
y tho

>> No.10613169

im fasting anon

>> No.10613175

>>10613169
You're gonna die if you don't drink water.

>> No.10613185

>>10613169
Same bro

>> No.10613191

>>10613169
>>10613185
Ramadan Mubarak anon-kuns

>> No.10613201

>>10610246
makes sense
people on /fit/ complain about eating nothing but boiled chicken rice and broccoli three times a day and then they get sent here.