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Lets make some coffee and eat a tasty snack.

>> No.10595001

>>10594988
>bathroom

I'm already scared of whatever's coming.

>> No.10595002
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>> No.10595007

>>10594988
YES

>> No.10595010

do americans really

>> No.10595012

>>10594988
Oh no.

>> No.10595017
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10595017

They took away my opposum but they cant take away my snacks.

>> No.10595019

holy shit, a dinotendies thread and I'm here from the beginning. this must be the best day of my life

>> No.10595022

I'M HERE FOR A DINOTENDIES THREAD

YES YES YES

>> No.10595023
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>>10595002
no.

>> No.10595024

>>10595017
sous vide?

>> No.10595025
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>> No.10595027

>>10595017
maybe they should've. im terrified.

>> No.10595035

this feels like the opening scene of a horror movie

>> No.10595036
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10595036

They said I wasn't well, but I feel fine.

>> No.10595038

>>10595017
Who's they?

>> No.10595039

>>10595036
nice, white hands. good caucasian man

>> No.10595041

>>10595025
what kind of enema is this?

>> No.10595042
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>> No.10595044

>The nice folks at the hospital gave me my phone back. Time to shitpost.

oh god, this is actually how he lives. this isn't an online persona.

how have you not died of food poisoning yet?

>> No.10595052

godspeed OP

>> No.10595060

>>10594988
You're finally unbanned? How did those turtle eggs taste?

>> No.10595063
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10595063

have mercy

>> No.10595066

Fuck off. Not your personal blog.

>> No.10595072

>>10595066
Get the fuck off this board, you retarded faggot.

>> No.10595075
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>>10595066

>> No.10595076

>>10595066
eat a dick, these threads are fun in a terrifying way.

>> No.10595077
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10595077

Shake quietly.

>> No.10595080
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>>10595044
Fuck off, dinotendies was a victim of unwarranted microaggression because he staged a turtle egg gathering with chicken eggs. They probably committed him to a govt. mental asylum like they will if christ returns. Dinotendies is a christ figure.

>> No.10595082

>>10595066
go shatter a glass dildo in your rectum

>> No.10595084
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>> No.10595085

>>10594988

You're alive! I was wondering where you've been. How are things with the house? Possum doing well?

>> No.10595095

>>10595080
>if christ returns
>christ figure
You say this like Dinotendies isn't literally Jesus

>> No.10595103

>>10595080
>because he staged a turtle egg gathering with chicken eggs.
>>10595080

Please tell me theres an archive of that thread somewhere? I've searched but have been unlucky.

>> No.10595107

>>10595085
read the thread monkey

>>10595017

>> No.10595116

>>10595095
I though it was general consensus that Dinotendies was our lord and saviour.

>> No.10595131

Am I missing something? How did the bag of food get into the toilet in the first place ?

>> No.10595141
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10595141

Filter

>> No.10595146

>>10595131
He had to hide it SOMEWHERE.

>> No.10595147
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>> No.10595149

>>10595141
dryer sheet, should add some nice aromatics

>> No.10595155

>>10594988
missed you and your cook-alongs, Dino.

>> No.10595159
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10595159

Sleep with the fishes.

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>>10595147
w-whatcha gonna do in the toilet, dinotendies?

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>> No.10595183

Pretty sure Dinotendies is the only OC poster more broken than me

>> No.10595190

Damn, the lengths some addicts go to get a fix.

>> No.10595193

Dino, this is all just like performance art right? You're really a mentally well individual?

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10595197

I will make this for Wendy when I see her again. She would like that.

>> No.10595202

>>10595077
Is that a piece of Little Caesars ™ pizza?

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>> No.10595212

Describe the food experience. How does the smoothness of the peanut butter compliment the greasiness of the cafeteria pizza?

>> No.10595216

>>10595205
How cold is the coffee

>> No.10595218

>>10595205
So what sort of dystopian hell facility do you live in, like a halfway house in russia?

>> No.10595222

>>10594988
Do you still have the hot dog?

>> No.10595226

>>10595205
Dip it.

>> No.10595238

>Hey look at me I'm so silly
>Haha, silly willy, doing silly things
>Whoa, that's not something people usually do! Haha, but I'm just silly like that

>> No.10595241

>>10595238
fuck off faggot, it's a nice break from the 938434 mchicken and tacobell threads each day

>> No.10595250

>>10595241
I agree, its fun to be silly sometimes. Are you a subscriber to r/funny too? They are really silly! Like, really really silly.

>> No.10595254
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10595254

DinoTendies is a blessing unto this board.

>> No.10595256

>>10595250
post OC or fuck off

>> No.10595264

>>10595256
I would rather post OC-lly, because I love being silly so much! (*wink*)
And yes, the pun WAS intended!

>> No.10595278

>>10595264
Kill yourself, the collection of your posts in this thread is already more of a stain on this board than all of DinoTendies threads combined could ever be.

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>>10595264
ur trying so fuckin hard kid

kys

>> No.10595288

>>10595264
please go back to plebbit

>> No.10595315

>>10594988
The mods actually unbanned you? Will wonders never cease?

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>>10595060
That reminds me, those are still in my fridge.

>> No.10595325

Are you fucking posting this from the hospital?

And what happened that they took away the possum?

>> No.10595340

>>10595238
I would rather watch Dino be a madman than read
>is ____ a meme?
>I need it bruhs ;_;
>'varky 'varky
>soy
>For me it's _______
>the great debate
all day long.

>> No.10595343

so random xD

>> No.10595355
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10595355

>>10595315
The mods have forgiven me of my sins against nature.

>> No.10595368

>>10595355
do you have parkinsons or something

>> No.10595397

>>10595368
He's got something, that's for sure

>> No.10595401

>>10595325
My cat left before it was too late. I am worried about possum. He just wanted some cat food.

>> No.10595429

>>10595095
>clearly states at the end of the post that he's a christ figure
What do you want me to do go to FL andd kneel in front of his house?

>> No.10595430

I feel like you've gone from "oh jesus what are you cooking" to "lmao aint I so randum xD"
c'mon man gotta keep the quality in what you do

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10595438

Save these for later.

>> No.10595440

Press F to pay respects for possum.

>> No.10595445

>>10595430
>to "lmao aint I so randum xD"
That's what it always has been.

>> No.10595471

>>10595103
I was under the impression that everything got slapped into the archive, banned or not, but I may be wrong.

Tbf, it was a pretty well staged deal he did even if he touched some nerves. They were literally chicken eggs.

>> No.10595473

this thread was a disappointment Dinotendies. I still worship you as a god but this wasn't nearly as good as previous dino threads

>> No.10595553

toilet looks far cleaner than i expected

>> No.10595572

>>10595438

Where are you?


What dipping sauce were you using?

>> No.10595580

>>10595397
coffee and a tasty snack, you fucking illiterate

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>>10595473
Once they understand the mix up I will return home and have a nice bbq.

>>10595572
Me? Im a person that enjoys a nice snack.

Peanut butter.

>> No.10595614

>>10595601
are you at an inpatient clinic or what

>> No.10595629
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>>10595601
Wait is this a public bathroom?

>> No.10595639

>>10595629
>>10595601
Holy shit, people need to use the restroom and they can't because some autist is making coffee with the toilet water.

>> No.10595661

>>10595601
>mfw I realize the only time I've seen peanut butter like that is the 3 times when I was in the psych ward

>> No.10595699

>>10595401
This just raises more questions

>> No.10595781

>>10595601

are you homeless now?

>> No.10595847

>>10594988
welcome back! i was worried i would never read something from you again.

>> No.10595863

>>10595781
Wendy told me i can come back

>>10595847
Thank you

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10595872

>>10595863
hush bb is ok

>> No.10595898

Support DinoTendies by subscribing to his YouTube channel and smashing that Like button! Be a fried chicken saurus by joininh the DinoTendie DinoTendie Pack on Patreon!
Until next time, be silly everyone!

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>>10595601
>Making coffee in a public restroom

>> No.10595924

>>10595917
Soooooooooooo random!!!!!!!!

>> No.10595944

>>10595924
welcome to the postmodern multicultural hellscape, in which your entire lineage consisted of random people fucking each other for no reason and having kids without any desire to guide them through life, thus the kids grow up loving "LMFAO SO RANDOM" internet content available on such websites as youtube and 4chan.

when you consume "OMG SO RANDOM" content you are merely gazing into the empty, meaninglessness of life, in a way that is liberating.

thus, each dinotendies thread is simultaneously an escape and a reconnection with this emptiness. dinotendies is funny because he lives the blackpill life without remorse, without regret, without apology, and he shares brief glimpses into his daily shenanigans in such a way that gives us relief from the Fake & Gay commercialized, corporatized shit pushed 24/7 by the mainstream.

hence, do not confuse genuine "RANDOM" content like DT making coffee and eating stale pizza in some insane-asylum's toilet tank, with the plastic faggotized RANDOM content found on sites such as youtube.

-anon.

>> No.10595949

>>10595944
Praise Kek, check'em! XD

>> No.10595960

>>10595944
well said.
This isnt TOTALLY RAAAANDOOOMM XD content. This is why I come here. I miss the threads about what people cook when they are really depressed.

>> No.10595963

>>10595944
mad

>> No.10595969

>>10595960
I too miss when people used 4chan like Facebook

>> No.10596016

>>10595944
marry me. i'll cook for you and we can discuss internet cultural criticism while laying in bed together.

>> No.10596031
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10596031

This DinoTendies is a fuckin' FRAUD. The trips don't match past threads.

FUCKING. PHONY.

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>>10596031

>> No.10596045
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>>10594988
>mfw

>> No.10596056

>>10596039
Then I take my sharp words back. A blessing has taken place tonight.

I missed you DinoTendies.

>> No.10596066

>>10595429
Yes.

>> No.10596072

Sure is Tumblr in this thread

>> No.10596084

>>10596072
Fuck you, newfaggot.

>> No.10596094

Put me in the screen cap xD be sure to cross post this to r/4chan

>> No.10596103

>all these assblasted cunts mad that DT threads are fun

>> No.10596107

>>10596103
I know, it makes me so mad. Someone get a mod in here, how dare they? On 4chan of all places.

>> No.10596110

>>10596103
If you're in grade school I guess I can see how you might find this type of humor funny.

>> No.10596113

>>10596094
we get it, you browse reddit

>> No.10596123

No mental asylum can stop the tendies

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>>10594988
>idly check /ck/ for anything good
>haha, been a while since i saw dinotendies
>he's fucking back

>> No.10596141

>>10594988
glad you're back man

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>>10595661
>3 times

>> No.10596150

>>10596110
my bad, we'll resume /sip/ and /deenz/

>> No.10596156

This is like Pewdiepie times a billion plus infinity funny! Aaaaaah!

>> No.10596158

>>10596156
S E E T H I N G

>> No.10596163

Is there a DinoTendies Discord?

>> No.10596164

>>10596163
>discord
kys

>> No.10596165

>>10596150
>and /deenz/
Those are legitimate food discussion, nothing wrong that. By all means, resume away.

>> No.10596167

>>10596164
Fuck off, buttmad autist

>> No.10596169

>>10596156
Does the existence of 1 retarded fun thread really bother you that much? On a website that is so shit it literally has a board dedicated to shitposting nonetheless.

>> No.10596174

I thought after he got banned, it might be good for him. Maybe he'd become a doctor, a scientist, or a politician who makes changes in the community for the better. No. Just making coffee in the toilet.

>> No.10596177

>>10596163
Why would we need a Discord?

>> No.10596180

>>10596169
Some people can't stand others being happy or having fun, unfortunately

>> No.10596181
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>>10596165
>posting the same 10 images of poorfag fish and energy drink cans is discussion

>> No.10596182

>>10596177
circlejerking and powertrips obviously

>> No.10596184

>>10596182
Why would DinoTendies want a Discord then?

>> No.10596186

>>10596184
so he can circlejerk and powertrip obviously

>> No.10596188

Someone make a Know Your Meme for Dino
The world needs to know!

>> No.10596193

>>10596174
He's so silly like that

>> No.10596197

>>10596184
beats me, ask this fucktard maybe
>>10596163

>> No.10596198

>>10596188
no

>> No.10596202

>>10596197
Fuck off already, we get it

>> No.10596222

>I hate this thread I'm going to keep bumping it

>> No.10596225

>>10596222
Why would you do that?

>> No.10596234

>>10596225
The people must know of my disapproval

>> No.10596295

>>10596225
Because newfags don't know how to sage and/or are too stupid to do it on threads they don't like.

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>>10596222
>>10595944
Checked

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>>10596302
>ywn get checked by Dinotendies
why go on?

>> No.10596319

>>10596306
Because if you kill yourself you'll never know another DT thread

>> No.10596332

>>10595066
Thread is retarded but it is cooking related. Far superior than those YouTuber threads.

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>>10596306
Cheer up friend and have this picture of a friendly opposum.

>> No.10596350

>>10596016
do you have a feiminine penis?

>> No.10596359

>>10596319
Thanks anon
>>10596339
Thanks Dino

>> No.10596361

>>10596350
tragically im a grill

>> No.10596362

I love you DT.


Get well soon man....Even if it was a mistake. I hope you get out soon and are back to making threads

>> No.10596642

I thought this attention seeker was banned?

>> No.10596675

Glad you're back Dino!

>> No.10596809

>>10596302
dinotendies back from the """"hospital"""
is like a phoenix rising from its ashes
i usually don't like toilet humor
but this thread was surprisingly good in its terse execution
gives a completely new meaning to cold-brewed coffee.

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>>10595963
nope, i wrote that earlier, and i'm genuinely glad he's back.
my remark is about true random humor, versus the fake shit you see produced by youtubers and late night comedians like conan obrien. even family guy is now repetitive.

even though DT does the same "scumbag cookery" shtick there's always some weird surprise or twist. also, he hasn't poasted in months so we all assumed he was either dead or perma-banned.

>>10596016
most likely you're a dude but i'll take the b8 and gibs a (you).

>> No.10597139

>>10595278
>>10595281
>>10595288
Except it is you faggots who are the reditors. Why even pretend not to be? Fucking pathetic

>> No.10598085

>>10597139
You have the (((power) )) to turn any thread into a cringe thread

>> No.10598115

>>10596031
He was banned after the turtle egg debacle new friend.

>> No.10598214

i lurk ck only for dt threads then he diseappar
not coo
now he back, possombro back

>> No.10599464

How does one go further beyond? This type of stuff is pretty common these days.

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dinotendies come back

>> No.10600105

>>10600085
Hi how are you anon?

>> No.10600139

>>10595066
Are you some kind of retard?

>> No.10600294

I remember way back years ago with the original threads where you'd just post a picture of your living room and get >30 replies, good times
Glad to see you're doing well Dino, keep it up

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Snack time.

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>>10600105
do thing

>> No.10600604

>>10600597
Hey pal

>> No.10600615

>>10600597
alright buddy let's see this

>> No.10600622

>>10600597
oh shit what's next

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>>10600597
Hmmm?

>> No.10601470

>>10595001
now is not the time for fear
(that comes later)

>> No.10601521

>>10595103
just found it, here you go bro:
>>/ck/thread/S10145960#p10145960

>> No.10601875

so whats the prevailing theory about dinotendies? elaborate weirdo or legit mental patient ?

>> No.10602062

wheres the coffee

>> No.10602071

>>10600597
This mother fucker must be a legit R9K robot that knows how to act like a Chad to be able to get his phone while locked up in a psych ward

>> No.10602078

>>10596146
I was in a dozen times cuz of getting too high.

3 is fucking easymode.

That said, peanut butter and crackers is a great snack when ur stuck in a mental hospital.

>> No.10602083

>>10602071
Some psych wards just outright let you have your phone as long as you leave the charging cord and headphones with the nurses desk. I remember I snuggled my phone in in my shoes once. It can be done certainly.

>> No.10602091

>>10602083
Not true legally committed ones they dont...not going to argue, but way too well versed on this area

>> No.10602237

is that pizza even cooked?

>> No.10602279

c'mon dino isn't actually in a psych ward you mongrels. He's a rich as fuck dude that has this hell hole of a place to shoot videos at.