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Fat people edition

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>> No.10593028

Doughn's Syndrome

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>> No.10593068

How do the eggs walk down the stairs without breaking?

>> No.10593139

Picture/Vid of her body? Surprised that with all that she isn't even sporting a double chin

>> No.10593143

Nevermind looked for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4
Webm is shit because it doesn't show the actual fatty

>> No.10593156

Is that his, or her diet? Or are they sharing recipes?

>> No.10593176

>has to saw a fucking tomato
so it's a shit knife

>> No.10593191

You're so fucking stupid

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>> No.10593224

>that butter dribble
wife material

>> No.10593230

It never ends

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>> No.10593285

Can he process people food?

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>> No.10593388

Those are like.. Street vendor/carnival Mexican foods. Especially the last one. That's like calling cotton candy or Brooklyn street stand hot dogs 'American cuisine'

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>t. mexican

>> No.10593398

Last one was referring to the corn, didn't refresh the thread before posting

That's like
Downtown Chattanooga Sandwich Shop tier
As a Mexican that's never been to Mexico, I'm utterly appalled by my brethren

>> No.10593407

Who the hell eats plain bread like that? Can this asshole ever act even remotely human?

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>he doesn't eat toast dry with nothing on it

>> No.10593422

fucking faggot i bet his breakfast is just 2 cock-sucking and a glass of milk

>> No.10593442

mexican food is all prison food

>> No.10593453

can i have the qts to go ;)

>> No.10593463

Looks tasty, but they should be cutting that steak on a bias.

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>> No.10593559


If anyone is wondering what the white paste they put on the corn is at the beginning...its probably mayonnaise. And then after is probably Parmesan cheese. Then paprika or chili powder nshit.

I used to go to the outdoor flea market where they would serve grilled corn. The corn would then be dunked into liquid butter. Most people would then just put some chili powder and eat it that way. Delicious.

Me and my mother were there one day though and watched Mexicans at the flea market slather it with mayo and then Parmesan cheese. It was fascinating to watch.

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>> No.10593574

>You will never have a qt cerebral palsy wife that whole-body spasms when you nut in her.
Why even live?

>> No.10593577

I don't know where your standard for pasta knives lie, but I think the knife being dull is what everyone else was expecting.

>> No.10593584

Any anything its a giant turd. How could someone want to eat that?

>> No.10593625

>mayoneise, parmesan
It is cream and sopero cheese, tard

>> No.10593668

fucking gross cking the steak in oil...

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>> No.10593839

This channel is fucking weird

>> No.10593846

what a cute wetback girl

>> No.10593863

Yo don't be taking the piss out of my girl Clarisse

>> No.10593913

This is stupid, typical of women to demonstrate how they can take large phallic objects down their throat.

>> No.10593920

are you jealous anon?

>> No.10593952

>Who the hell eats plain bread like that?
Uhm, white people?

>> No.10593956

No we don't.

Just because we don't cake everything in cajun seasoning doesn't mean we eat things plain.

>> No.10593980

No, I am not.

>> No.10594024

He probably isn't since he can compete with the best of them ;)

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How can that fat cunt be so smug whilst being read a list of her sins?

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>> No.10594194

I actually want to know this.

>> No.10594236

RIP to rajeesh's fingers

>> No.10594326

Bullshit. Needs more bitching about how the pasta isn't authentic.

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>> No.10594428

> Who the hell eats plain bread like that?
Aliens trying to act human

>> No.10594442

for the love of God can any Mexican here explain what the fuck is going on here? Do you people get off to mixing junk food together and calling it a "meal" ?

>> No.10594444

mexicans aren't people, anon
simple mistake

>> No.10594448

I was half expecting them to dump a shitton of avocado and cheese on it at the end.

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>> No.10594471

quad quads of truth


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alright htis is actually pretty disgusting

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>> No.10594501

This seems alright in theory but it's a lot of effort for not a whole lot

>> No.10594541

I'm gonna fucking ralph, these faggots need to be stopped.

>> No.10594553

>that pause at :03 where he's computing what to do next with the toast

>> No.10594583

Eating ground bonded wheat slabs, obviously human.

I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.10594590

Go home Abuelita. Your drunk.

>> No.10594593

this has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on teh interwebz

>> No.10594609

who actually makes all these disgusting top down pov quick motion cooking vids? I wanna torture them to death.

>> No.10594611

Tasty, it's a sub-division of Buzzfeed

>> No.10594613

He is a fucking incel subhuman ignore him.

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For reference, here's their setup

>> No.10594636

This webm is usually followed by a stream of compliments.

>> No.10594639

For university students who live with strangers obviously.

Oh and bears.

>> No.10594648

Look up prison food.

Now compare it to these abominations.

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>> No.10594689

I love boneless bread

>> No.10594711

>strong bread flour

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>> No.10594734

i can't wait for his presidential run

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>deep fried
So it's super expensive chicken-fried steak?

>> No.10594924

I'm not going to lie, these look like they would be great for parties.

>> No.10594930

hmm wht happen to kot?

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It's what happens when you spend too much time on the internet and not enough time petting kot.

>> No.10594977

>cat doesn't know when to fuck off
I sprayed my cat in the face with lemon pepper water for that

>> No.10595101

>never been to mexico.
fucking brilliant.

>> No.10595111

that's the most disgusting food amalgamation I have seen, but the girls are cute.

>> No.10595113

>unsalted butter
Fuck, I'm not even 2 seconds in

>> No.10595115

do hot peppers actually burn peoples' hands?
that's so weird to me. i've never experienced this.

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>> No.10595135

if they're hot enough, and you handle enough of the insides, you eventually feel burning as the oils work their way into your skin. for me, it kicks in about a half hour later, assuming I didn't wash my hands thoroughly

anyone getting burned by jalapeños is a pasty wh*te weakling though

>> No.10595201

Why is everyone grossed out by homemade cheez-it spoons?

>> No.10595231

OK, that's an incredible idea. More than makes up for the last few webms.

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>> No.10595257

>cheese sauce
>garlic aoli




Cheesy chips are literally just chips with cheddar grated onto them

>> No.10595280

gotta throw that "pasty white" in there don't you, nigger?
i was thinking more like they're a dirty unwashed urbanite.

>> No.10595292

Never seen this before. Thanks. Was pretty cool

>> No.10595336

These all look like really shitty versions of the food in question

>> No.10595348

what a qt

>> No.10595352

They do after a while if you're jamming your finger down the middle of a bunch of them to remove the pith.

>> No.10595421

>it just keeps going

Jesus fuck how do you even eat that shit

>> No.10595425

Italy knows what's up

>> No.10595436

It's also astounding inaccurate, though I'm not sure anybody should be surprised by a buzzfeed video

>> No.10595437

How to Create a Murder Weapon using only Mom's Spaghetti

>> No.10595443

Is this a new meme or some shit? Making silverware out of everything?

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>> No.10595453

Eating your murder weapon afterwards, almost as perfect a crime as the ice knife that melted.

>> No.10595472

I miss old cr1tikal
His new videos are all complete shit

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What the fuck is a critikal? That's Anthony Sullivan.

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>> No.10595546

Or you could just melt it so you're not eating a homeless persons blood...

>> No.10595563

>they roll up the kebab like a burrito

fucking hell this makes me really fucking angry
Dürüm is actually somewhat like a Burrito but even that isn't actually rolled anything like the way they showed

>> No.10595588

my eyes see only blood

>> No.10595595

What is the plan here, either you get a spoon that's half dissolved with saliva to eat when you're done, or you run out of spoon three bites into your snack. Don't even get me started on the fact that this is implied as a shared dip. You might as well sit around a tub of sour cream fellating breadsticks.

>> No.10595597

i hope your cat sprays your face with piss in your sleep

>> No.10595618

>drunk food
>Iran, Germany
good joke, buzzfucks. alcohol is illegal under shari'ah

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>either you get a spoon that's half dissolved with saliva

>> No.10595622

youtube penguinz0

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>> No.10595638

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10595647

how to get bullied at work and get your bulky nerd food jail thrown in the trash

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ask him

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>> No.10595692

it died already

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kys so it can fulfill its destiny

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>> No.10595746

Barehanded is how you use a band saw. A cut resistant glove will get caught in the teeth and make the saw chew off your hand. And I doubt using a heavy cleaver and stump would be any safer.

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>> No.10595773 [DELETED] 

Mmm raw blood yum yum!

Anything but well done is actually disgusting

>> No.10595783
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you're still eating the blood in a well-done steak, it's just cooked and congealed into a jelly mess
if your fragile sensibilities are triggered by nutritious blood, then you'd prefer raw steak so you can let the blood drain
your ancestors think you're a fag

>> No.10595791

>Spend $3 on a cheap knife
>Do all that bullshit and have to wait a week


>> No.10595800
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you live an interesting life and your peers are always intrigued by your accomplishments

>> No.10595816

>oi you got a loicense for that spaghetti

>> No.10595820

im so tired of this old meme where we post moot but call him zuckerberg

>> No.10595824

exactly the blood is cooked

>> No.10595842

the guy eating it looks like a fatter ray William johnson

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>> No.10595853

I thought this was porn where she is getting eat out under the counter at first

>> No.10595866
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glad it died first

>> No.10595876

>He's willing to spend hours of his time each week just to "impress" his "friends"


>> No.10595885
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The future is now old man.

>> No.10595892

Can confirm, am white male that eats plain toast. Sometimes the butts, I don't judge

>> No.10595896

Are those thin mi-IS THAT HAWAIIAN PUNCH?

>> No.10595905

I'm so fucking confused by Mexico. Wall please.

>> No.10595937

Yo why tf is this chigga not tappin his sharp boi

>> No.10595950

Whisky lovers rejoice!

>> No.10595954


Are you retarded?

>> No.10595975
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>> No.10595976

I'm retarded and would instantly bite into these spoons on impulse and eat them, the thought of having eaten my spoon on the first scoop frustrates me to no end and now I am mad at the spoon. is this what autism is?

>> No.10595995

I heard some people say that she's faking it because in recent videos she seems to be moving and talking a bit more normally.

>> No.10595998
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>Me and my mother were there one day though and watched Mexicans at the flea market slather it with mayo and then Parmesan cheese. It was fascinating to watch.
>It is cream and sopero cheese, tard
Not necessarily.

The mayo thing started because a street food vendor had sealed pasteurized tub of it at the beginning of the day and didn't need to refrigerate it before it was gone and another fresh one was opened. Mexican mayo is also made with lime, not vinegar like US mayo, and adds a tangy niceness.
Source: 1970s and 80s in the D.F. when this started being a thing. Stands would sell cut up fruit with the lime squeeze and chil sprinkle before Tajin was a thing on the market. The lime helped the chili and salt adhere, but also aided in killing bacteria from flies or a knife that cut through dirty skin of the fruit. Corn places started with just lime juice and a little mayo, and chili salt too. The whole elotes and esquites thing of rolling it in cheese, or queso fresca or cotija, and a drizzle of crema after the chili and salt, was just an evolution of the it all where one vendor would steak the business of another one that didn't look at good or as fresh. Slicing the corn off the cob after roasting was fancy and required a bit more of a truck or cart, some street show of the chef skills, or a booth that had running water and a bit more of a facility.

>> No.10596006
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why do people recoil when putting stuff into a pan of hot oil?

>> No.10596011

>Giving a serious reply to obviously a silly joke video and actually thinking hes suggesting you use a pasta knife

>> No.10596027

gordon has been doing some unbelievable shitty cooking lately, his "perfect burger" video was atrocious

>> No.10596032

it's fort, but you got the rest correct so I'll let it slide

>> No.10596058
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>lmao look at the fag with hobbies and a life

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>> No.10596112

I've heard some people say that salted butter is actually old butter that has salt added to it to hide the taste that it's going bad.

>> No.10596132

That meat isn't even cooked

>> No.10596133

What the hell is wrong with England, Germany, and the Czech Republic? Everything else sounded delicious.

>> No.10596221

NIPPON STEER forded THOUSAND TIME no can be tappu firsee GAIJIN

>> No.10596228

What about wearing jewelries and watches while operating a band saw? I've always been told that it's exceedingly dangerous as those can get accidentally caught in power tools.

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>why don't people take baths in hot oil
really a thinker hmmm

>> No.10596233

>t. egg virgin

>> No.10596244

is that actually cocaine or am i just retarded?
pls respond i have posted many webm in this thread

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Like pottery

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>> No.10596314

Saving this for inspo

>> No.10596322

yes, some 100% grade cocaine

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Feel free to save more from his fb

>> No.10596357

I could fuck with some plantain buns.

>> No.10596370

Because getting burned by hot oil sucks ass

>> No.10596378
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>> No.10596381

that looks gross, the plantains arent brown enough.

>> No.10596430

I'd try it but I'm not gonna pretend that avocado is a cheese substitute, especially when they add fucking cheese onto it after the fact. Everything about the descriptions is retarded.

>> No.10596437

Germany wouldn't be bad if they ditched the ketchup and mayo. The other two are fucked.

>> No.10596438

>Mexican that's never been to Mexico
so, not a mexican but your parents/grandparents are

>> No.10596439

Is there not a faster/easier way to do this? What advantage does doing it like this give them?

>> No.10596440

Currywurst is great though. The curry ketchup makes it.

>> No.10596476
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This is very common here in chicago. It's called a jibarito

>> No.10596480

stop dicking around and just cut it already you queer

>> No.10596497

Don't you have something more important to do than post on /ck/ Mr. President.

>> No.10596501

A straight cut. You can use a bandsaw or some other power tool I'd imagine, but there'd be waste and other issues - like having to use a power tool.

Depending on the cheese, it'd crumble or your cut would invariably be just off by a bit and the whole thing would be uneven, and that'd trigger autists.

>> No.10596516

>tfw I was the first person to post it on 4chan
>tfw I saw it on Tumblr, saved the video, and converted it to webm

>> No.10596520

But that is fucking wrong,you damn retards.
Plus that "acarajé" looks like more a ball of coal, fucking buzzfeed bullshit fuck

>> No.10596528

How far do you think you could actually get into this meal? I think I could make it through breakfast and maybe up to at least 1 sandwich.

>> No.10596530

all these "bro cooking" "content creators" all need to be rounded up and sent to a camp.

>> No.10596543

Good for you. I've made about a third of the webms in this thread but you don't see me crowing about it.

>> No.10596545

Is there a reason why they're parboiling the pork belly with onions? I know you're supposed to parboil it before frying but I don't know what the onions add.

>> No.10596549

It was posted like three years ago I think originally on /tv/ then /fit/. I still see it reposted from time to time on /tv/ and /ck/.

>> No.10596565
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>> No.10596572
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>> No.10596697

He should have to wear mail or kevlar gloves

>> No.10596699

You do not wear gloves when using machinery like that, it is the dumbest thing you could do.

>> No.10596707

wanna loose a hand or even an arm? that would be even more dangerous

>> No.10596709

El Lagartijo...

>> No.10596744

onion god 神様 infuses with pork とんかつ to give very 美味しいですね taste :3

>> No.10596786

>It was posted like three years ago I think
>19 Oct 2016
Does not check out.

>> No.10596795


>> No.10596808

>i substitute cheese with avocado!
>also here's some cheese
I would break them in half for this.

>> No.10596822

Good lord, I literally can't percieve Zucc as a human anymore. Even that Rotschild fucker who looks like his face is melting off is more of a human than Zucc.

>> No.10596825

Wow, he really is like a robot.

>> No.10596853
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man up

>> No.10596863


>> No.10596869

I love how in this episode they made that guy out to be an asshole and then later we're supposed to feel sorry for him when it's revealed that he's a meth addict.

>> No.10596911

How fucking stoned do you have to be?

>> No.10596914

That's Tom from Bebo, you fucking moron.

>> No.10596925

Fucking brutal.

>> No.10596943


>> No.10596957
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>taking almost an hour to make a bowl of yoghurt

>> No.10596968

i hate everything about this video it makes me want to reeeeeee!!!!

>> No.10596987

>raw brocoli
>raw egg

>> No.10597099


>> No.10597155


>Mince and chop ingredients
>Put in blender until pureed


>> No.10597177

Go back.

>> No.10597199


>> No.10597204

I wear my watch when operating the band saw, but admittedly I don't use it to cut pieces as small that.

>> No.10597207

That's the worst prepared Currywurst possible.
We don't use ketchup, we make a real sauce. And we don't put curry on the fries, or on the mayo, ever. The people who made that video should get hanged for that.

>> No.10597227

Every time I see this, I get upset.


>> No.10597256

How does he eggs break out without out all those break eggs out break?

>> No.10597297

unsalted butter makes it easier to control how much salt goes into it dumbass

>> No.10597357

It's shitty anyway don't sperg out for mystery meat and pseudo curry sauce hans

>> No.10597364

they actually eat sopa de macaco

>> No.10597521

>intentionally burn yourself so that an imaginary audience thinks you're hard

>> No.10597565

How do I escape the simulation?

>> No.10597577

Whoa god damn

>> No.10597613

Teach yourself how to fly a plane and crash in the nearest mountain

>> No.10597614

>its raw

>> No.10597663

salted butter has a longer shelf life, it isn't to hide the fact that it's going bad.

>> No.10597726
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>Porchetta sandwich
>Found only in 2-3 regions, and even then not even close to being as common and cheap as it'd need to be to be "drunk food"

>Even though the "drunk food" here is and has always been skewered meat

>> No.10597728

Bullshit salted spoiled butter still tastes like spoiled butter

>> No.10597745


>> No.10597747

Captions for ingredients/directions kinda fell off there for the mid section..
What was that liquid they poured in? Balsamic vinegar?

>> No.10597763

it does show her

>> No.10597769

Absolute unit.
From the webm I thought it was about the chick in the purple shirt and I was wondering why she wasn't fatter.

>> No.10597781

>nazi cremating naked jew circa 1950 colourized

>> No.10597814

>2 sprigs of raw broccoli in my ramen
fuck these people, genocide when

>> No.10597870

this is one of the gayest things i've ever seen

>> No.10597886

Why is it perfectlly acceptable for women to display or gloat about whorish behaviour?

>> No.10597898


>> No.10597901

Why is it ok for men to do the same? It's because there are too many sluts.

>> No.10597902

Well, maybe if you live in the state of Bahia; it can be a pain in the ass to find anywhere else, which is a pity because it's fucking delicious. Also, it's more than deep-fried batter with spicy shrimp stew (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acaraj%C3%A9).). Fucking Buzzfeed.

t. Slightly Mad Huezilian

>> No.10597903

>my ancestors are smiling at me, imperial...

>> No.10597910


>> No.10597913

>processing..identifying bread
>initializing crunch
>crust analysis..output: nod: sequence start..
>processing flavours..

>> No.10597920

>yes I'd like doritos with gummy bears, tossed in some lime with tomato juice
Are spics even human

>> No.10597945

>trans awareness
Believe me, I'm aware.

>> No.10597964

>Not using artisanal, hand-made ice instead of industrialized crap

Clearly, /ck/ is infested with plebeians of the worst kind.

>> No.10598051

I wanna see her "filet" a raw chicken breast.

>> No.10598061

>getting triggered by low-effort bait

>> No.10598406
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Anything that requires assembly, might disassemble itself, or can spill does not qualify as "drunk food". It needs to be easy to eat with little or no mess. That's why pizza has always been so popular.

>> No.10598447



i'm aroused

>> No.10598450

It's not that much effort. If you want to be really lazy, just use biscuit dough from a tube instead of making the dough yourself.

>> No.10598455

Its a starch composite

people actually research this, and do a much better job than this asshole

>> No.10598460

yeah, this is why I use a guard and a guide when I use a bandsaw

no gloves

>> No.10598468

why go to that effort to wrap a piece of shit in higher quality food?

>> No.10598474

it is shit

but you need to chill out, there are too many stupid people on the planet to give that many fucks

>> No.10598492

throw it in a blender and drink it

it'll taste the same

>> No.10598504

no, its more about the risk that if you forget say 30 min later and accidentally rub your eye you're gonna have a bad time

>> No.10598513

if someone steals my food, I set a food trap that they won't forget


>> No.10598523


You loser hipster faggots
cheese spoons?
You're just saying you are not creative enough to make good food so you make gimmic food

>> No.10598534

Cheeto's for cooking is a mark of the low class

>> No.10598540

dumb fucking idiot cunt faggot asshole he NEEDS to take off the FUCKING jewelry ANDDDD he needs to put on a cock sucking shit eating HAIR NET AND BEARD NETTTTT GOOD fFfFfFuuUUUuuuccking grief don't you know nothing bout nothing??!?!??

>> No.10598552

That was honestly the worst looking poutine I've ever seen

buzzfeed doesn't know shit

>> No.10598561

>let me just stab you in the brain to get a physical response
this seems like torture

>> No.10598582


>> No.10598627

>tfw dat feeell kicks in
>tfw dat feel feels goooood

>> No.10598650

La criatura robotica...

>> No.10598712

so h u m a n e

>> No.10598720

Chinks scare me

>> No.10598827


>> No.10599019

Which takes a nutrition and any reason for eating it out of the equation.

>> No.10599026


>> No.10599040

>faggot doesn't enjoy PB&J
>has the gall to call things gay

>> No.10599049

no. see >>10594444

>> No.10599052

should've fucking known

>> No.10599059

it's dead, faggot

>> No.10599071

>food item identified
>calculating optimal ingestion method
>bite taken
>chewing sequence begin
>emotion simulation begin
>output: repeat nods
>human simulation subroutine: food - complete
>begin nutrient extraction

>> No.10599238

I have plenty of love for PB&J, calling whatever bullshit is in that webm by the same name is an insult.

>> No.10599440

it's literally peanut butter with jelly on white bread it's as simple as it gets you colossal faggot

>> No.10599510

>it's literally peanut butter with jelly on white bread


>> No.10599573

I fucking despise the faces they make

>> No.10599591

Why does he freeze for a second when bringing the toast to his mouth

>> No.10599697

Welp, a "welsh" is pretty much this, but properly done, and it's based as fuck

>> No.10599838


>> No.10599842

scanning the toast for viruses

>> No.10600152

that's why you don't use Windows bloated OS. it fucking freezes even the most advanced machinery

>> No.10600598

cry more you obsessed virgins, there's nothing whorish about this.