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WEBM thread Anonymous Sun May 13 05:01:02 2018 No.10592791 [Reply] [Original]

Fat people edition

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:03:08 2018 No.10593009 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, 1507866558587.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:05:04 2018 No.10593014 File: 1.94 MB, 406x498, butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:07:26 2018 No.10593021 File: 2.83 MB, 408x720, reversebutter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:08:44 2018 No.10593024 File: 814 KB, 640x360, 1523002196382.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:10:42 2018 No.10593028 >>10593024 Doughn's Syndrome

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:12:43 2018 No.10593033 File: 286 KB, 266x426, chocolateballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:14:07 2018 No.10593037 File: 1.30 MB, 720x404, sEGGreagtion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:15:39 2018 No.10593042 File: 332 KB, 640x360, birthofanitalian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:19:16 2018 No.10593047 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, italian blacksmith.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:36:17 2018 No.10593068 >>10593037 How do the eggs walk down the stairs without breaking?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:12:39 2018 No.10593139 >>10592791 Picture/Vid of her body? Surprised that with all that she isn't even sporting a double chin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:14:10 2018 No.10593143 >>10593139 Nevermind looked for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4 Webm is shit because it doesn't show the actual fatty

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:22:40 2018 No.10593156 >>10592791 Is that his, or her diet? Or are they sharing recipes?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:30:15 2018 No.10593176 >>10593047 >has to saw a fucking tomato so it's a shit knife

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:38:35 2018 No.10593191 >>10593156 You're so fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:41:42 2018 No.10593194 File: 1.29 MB, 390x252, severe autism.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593191

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:58:13 2018 No.10593224 >>10593014 >that butter dribble wife material

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:01:52 2018 No.10593230 >>10592791 It never ends

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:05:32 2018 No.10593237 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, what are health and safety regulations.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:06:15 2018 No.10593238 File: 753 KB, 400x400, eggcellent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:06:55 2018 No.10593241 File: 2.75 MB, 360x360, garlic butter steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:08:26 2018 No.10593247 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, big macs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:09:06 2018 No.10593249 File: 2.15 MB, 640x640, Mega McDouble.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:09:39 2018 No.10593250 File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, zucc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:13:10 2018 No.10593255 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Korean Girls see Big American meat for the first time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:30:09 2018 No.10593285 >>10593250 Can he process people food?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:07:16 2018 No.10593370 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, mexican cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:07:49 2018 No.10593374 File: 2.95 MB, 956x480, mexican cuisine 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:08:22 2018 No.10593376 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, mexican cuisine 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:08:56 2018 No.10593377 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, mexican cuisine 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:09:29 2018 No.10593378 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, mexican cuisine 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:10:03 2018 No.10593381 File: 2.93 MB, 394x398, mexican cuisine 6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:10:37 2018 No.10593382 File: 2.95 MB, 484x504, mexican cuisine 7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:13:03 2018 No.10593388 Those are like.. Street vendor/carnival Mexican foods. Especially the last one. That's like calling cotton candy or Brooklyn street stand hot dogs 'American cuisine'

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:14:00 2018 No.10593392 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, locos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593388 >t. mexican

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:16:16 2018 No.10593398 Last one was referring to the corn, didn't refresh the thread before posting >>10593392 Jesus That's like Downtown Chattanooga Sandwich Shop tier As a Mexican that's never been to Mexico, I'm utterly appalled by my brethren

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:20:37 2018 No.10593407 >>10593250 Who the hell eats plain bread like that? Can this asshole ever act even remotely human?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:23:04 2018 No.10593413 File: 1.79 MB, 640x360, How To Make Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593407 >he doesn't eat toast dry with nothing on it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:29:14 2018 No.10593422 >>10593238 fucking faggot i bet his breakfast is just 2 cock-sucking and a glass of milk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:37:30 2018 No.10593442 >>10593388 mexican food is all prison food

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:42:10 2018 No.10593453 >>10593382 can i have the qts to go ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:45:07 2018 No.10593463 >>10593241 Looks tasty, but they should be cutting that steak on a bias.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:50:43 2018 No.10593482 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:08:18 2018 No.10593532 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, bacon-wrapped jalapeno popper dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun May 13 11:19:00 2018 No.10593559

>>10593376

If anyone is wondering what the white paste they put on the corn is at the beginning...its probably mayonnaise. And then after is probably Parmesan cheese. Then paprika or chili powder nshit.

I used to go to the outdoor flea market where they would serve grilled corn. The corn would then be dunked into liquid butter. Most people would then just put some chili powder and eat it that way. Delicious.

Me and my mother were there one day though and watched Mexicans at the flea market slather it with mayo and then Parmesan cheese. It was fascinating to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:23:04 2018 No.10593571 File: 180 KB, 439x394, labored breathing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10592791

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:23:54 2018 No.10593574 >>10593482 >You will never have a qt cerebral palsy wife that whole-body spasms when you nut in her. Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:24:36 2018 No.10593577 >>10593176 I don't know where your standard for pasta knives lie, but I think the knife being dull is what everyone else was expecting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:26:15 2018 No.10593584 >>10593238 >>10593422 Any anything its a giant turd. How could someone want to eat that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:38:51 2018 No.10593625 >>10593559 >mayoneise, parmesan It is cream and sopero cheese, tard

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:48:51 2018 No.10593668 >>10593241 fucking gross cking the steak in oil...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:44:27 2018 No.10593832 File: 1001 KB, 500x250, Oh, you.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593028

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:46:34 2018 No.10593839 >>10593047 This channel is fucking weird

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:48:22 2018 No.10593846 >>10593392 what a cute wetback girl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:54:08 2018 No.10593863 >>10593482 Yo don't be taking the piss out of my girl Clarisse

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:12:26 2018 No.10593913 >>10593014 >>10593021 This is stupid, typical of women to demonstrate how they can take large phallic objects down their throat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:15:02 2018 No.10593920 >>10593913 are you jealous anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:26:52 2018 No.10593952 >>10593407 >Who the hell eats plain bread like that? Uhm, white people?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:28:30 2018 No.10593956 >>10593952 No we don't. Just because we don't cake everything in cajun seasoning doesn't mean we eat things plain.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:35:33 2018 No.10593980 >>10593920 No, I am not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:52:26 2018 No.10594024 >>10593920 He probably isn't since he can compete with the best of them ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:02:11 2018 No.10594043 File: 247 KB, 535x720, 1509382223389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593143 How can that fat cunt be so smug whilst being read a list of her sins?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:28:27 2018 No.10594173 File: 2.86 MB, 490x360, Getting home and cracking open a bear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:32:58 2018 No.10594194 >>10593068 I actually want to know this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:44:15 2018 No.10594236 >>10593237 RIP to rajeesh's fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:04:45 2018 No.10594326 >>10593042 Bullshit. Needs more bitching about how the pasta isn't authentic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:23:05 2018 No.10594424 >>10594173 wat

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:25:07 2018 No.10594428 >>10593407 > Who the hell eats plain bread like that? Aliens trying to act human

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:28:52 2018 No.10594442 >>10593381 >>10593382 for the love of God can any Mexican here explain what the fuck is going on here? Do you people get off to mixing junk food together and calling it a "meal" ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:29:50 2018 No.10594444 >>10594442 mexicans aren't people, anon simple mistake

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:31:26 2018 No.10594448 >>10593241 I was half expecting them to dump a shitton of avocado and cheese on it at the end.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:37:57 2018 No.10594461 File: 2.89 MB, 480x480, Edible Cheese Spoons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:41:12 2018 No.10594471 >>10594444 quad quads of truth >>10594442

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:42:26 2018 No.10594473 File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, Edible Granola Spoons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594461

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:42:27 2018 No.10594474 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, pesto CHEESE bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594461 alright htis is actually pretty disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:46:46 2018 No.10594487 File: 2.89 MB, 480x480, Edible Cookie Spoons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594473

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:50:40 2018 No.10594501 >>10594474 This seems alright in theory but it's a lot of effort for not a whole lot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:01:03 2018 No.10594541 >>10594461 I'm gonna fucking ralph, these faggots need to be stopped.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:04:00 2018 No.10594553 >>10593250 >that pause at :03 where he's computing what to do next with the toast

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:11:08 2018 No.10594583 >>10593250 Eating ground bonded wheat slabs, obviously human. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:14:08 2018 No.10594590 >>10593370 Go home Abuelita. Your drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:14:27 2018 No.10594593 >>10594461 this has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on teh interwebz

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:18:19 2018 No.10594609 who actually makes all these disgusting top down pov quick motion cooking vids? I wanna torture them to death.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:19:08 2018 No.10594611 >>10594609 Tasty, it's a sub-division of Buzzfeed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:19:27 2018 No.10594613 >>10593920 He is a fucking incel subhuman ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:20:17 2018 No.10594616 File: 2.90 MB, 426x240, Chocolate Cake1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594609

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:20:58 2018 No.10594620 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, Chocolate Cake2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594609 >>10594616 For reference, here's their setup

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:25:55 2018 No.10594636 >>10593863 This webm is usually followed by a stream of compliments.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:27:04 2018 No.10594639 >>10594424 For university students who live with strangers obviously. Oh and bears.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:30:11 2018 No.10594648 >>10594442 Look up prison food. Now compare it to these abominations.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:39:17 2018 No.10594679 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, flaming hot cheeto burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:40:25 2018 No.10594681 File: 1.40 MB, 400x400, Toston Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:42:06 2018 No.10594687 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:42:57 2018 No.10594689 >>10593250 I love boneless bread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:50:54 2018 No.10594711 >>10594474 >strong bread flour

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:53:38 2018 No.10594726 File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, Wagyu Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:55:08 2018 No.10594734 >>10593250 i can't wait for his presidential run

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:31:08 2018 No.10594907 File: 82 KB, 500x566, 1365446577303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594726 >deep fried So it's super expensive chicken-fried steak?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:35:19 2018 No.10594924 >>10594487 I'm not going to lie, these look like they would be great for parties.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:36:31 2018 No.10594930 >>10594907 hmm wht happen to kot?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:37:32 2018 No.10594935 File: 1.72 MB, 372x262, 1369482577027.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594930 It's what happens when you spend too much time on the internet and not enough time petting kot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:51:17 2018 No.10594977 >>10594935 >cat doesn't know when to fuck off I sprayed my cat in the face with lemon pepper water for that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:12:57 2018 No.10595101 >>10593398 >mexican >never been to mexico. fucking brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:14:06 2018 No.10595111 >>10593392 that's the most disgusting food amalgamation I have seen, but the girls are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:14:10 2018 No.10595113 >>10594461 >unsalted butter >salt Fuck, I'm not even 2 seconds in

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:14:24 2018 No.10595115 >>10593532 do hot peppers actually burn peoples' hands? that's so weird to me. i've never experienced this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:17:55 2018 No.10595128 File: 1.08 MB, 255x255, Worf Laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595113

Anonymous Sun May 13 18:19:47 2018 No.10595135

>>10595115
if they're hot enough, and you handle enough of the insides, you eventually feel burning as the oils work their way into your skin. for me, it kicks in about a half hour later, assuming I didn't wash my hands thoroughly

anyone getting burned by jalapeños is a pasty wh*te weakling though

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:31:10 2018 No.10595201 >>10594461 Why is everyone grossed out by homemade cheez-it spoons?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:38:36 2018 No.10595231 >>10594487 OK, that's an incredible idea. More than makes up for the last few webms.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:39:58 2018 No.10595236 File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, Drunk Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:45:22 2018 No.10595257 >>10595236 >cheese sauce >garlic aoli FUCK NO !!!!!! Cheesy chips are literally just chips with cheddar grated onto them

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:50:09 2018 No.10595280 >>10595135 gotta throw that "pasty white" in there don't you, nigger? i was thinking more like they're a dirty unwashed urbanite.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:53:23 2018 No.10595292 >>10595236 Never seen this before. Thanks. Was pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:01:46 2018 No.10595336 >>10595236 These all look like really shitty versions of the food in question

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:04:10 2018 No.10595348 >>10593392 what a qt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:04:56 2018 No.10595352 >>10595115 They do after a while if you're jamming your finger down the middle of a bunch of them to remove the pith.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:17:51 2018 No.10595421 >>10593378 >it just keeps going Jesus fuck how do you even eat that shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:18:14 2018 No.10595425 >>10595236 Italy knows what's up

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:20:11 2018 No.10595436 >>10595336 It's also astounding inaccurate, though I'm not sure anybody should be surprised by a buzzfeed video

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:20:26 2018 No.10595437 >>10593047 How to Create a Murder Weapon using only Mom's Spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:21:03 2018 No.10595443 >>10594461 >>10594473 >>10594487 Is this a new meme or some shit? Making silverware out of everything?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:21:47 2018 No.10595451 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Choco Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595437

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:21:51 2018 No.10595453 >>10595437 Eating your murder weapon afterwards, almost as perfect a crime as the ice knife that melted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:25:40 2018 No.10595472 >>10594173 I miss old cr1tikal His new videos are all complete shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:27:59 2018 No.10595490 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Dead squid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595472 What the fuck is a critikal? That's Anthony Sullivan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:39:11 2018 No.10595539 File: 2.78 MB, 400x224, 16 Twinkies In A Huge Vacuum Chamber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:39:36 2018 No.10595546 >>10595453 Or you could just melt it so you're not eating a homeless persons blood...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:42:54 2018 No.10595563 >>10595236 >they roll up the kebab like a burrito fucking hell this makes me really fucking angry Dürüm is actually somewhat like a Burrito but even that isn't actually rolled anything like the way they showed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:49:09 2018 No.10595588 >>10594687 my eyes see only blood

Anonymous Sun May 13 19:49:50 2018 No.10595595

>>10594461
What is the plan here, either you get a spoon that's half dissolved with saliva to eat when you're done, or you run out of spoon three bites into your snack. Don't even get me started on the fact that this is implied as a shared dip. You might as well sit around a tub of sour cream fellating breadsticks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:50:17 2018 No.10595597 >>10594977 i hope your cat sprays your face with piss in your sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:54:25 2018 No.10595618 >>10595236 >drunk food >Iran, Germany good joke, buzzfucks. alcohol is illegal under shari'ah

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:54:48 2018 No.10595619 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, No tools required.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595595 >either you get a spoon that's half dissolved with saliva

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:55:27 2018 No.10595622 >>10595490 youtube penguinz0

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:56:52 2018 No.10595630 File: 2.10 MB, 720x720, drunk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:57:59 2018 No.10595636 File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, 1522459156422.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:58:26 2018 No.10595638 How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:02:37 2018 No.10595647 >>10594173 how to get bullied at work and get your bulky nerd food jail thrown in the trash

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:04:59 2018 No.10595658 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fortress.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595638 ask him

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:09:06 2018 No.10595676 >>10595664 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:11:50 2018 No.10595690 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, 1513907463675.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:12:12 2018 No.10595692 >>10595597 it died already

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:13:31 2018 No.10595701 File: 2.82 MB, 450x252, 1517004322858.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:14:51 2018 No.10595708 File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, 1517250040164.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595692 kys so it can fulfill its destiny

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:17:24 2018 No.10595723 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, japanese pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:18:27 2018 No.10595728 File: 2.89 MB, 532x300, japanese cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:19:31 2018 No.10595733 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, japanese omlette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595728

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:20:33 2018 No.10595741 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, french omlette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:21:16 2018 No.10595746 >>10593237 Barehanded is how you use a band saw. A cut resistant glove will get caught in the teeth and make the saw chew off your hand. And I doubt using a heavy cleaver and stump would be any safer.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:21:36 2018 No.10595752 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, ice from scratch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:22:41 2018 No.10595758 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, nice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:23:42 2018 No.10595764 File: 1.24 MB, 640x360, N I C E.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:25:43 2018 No.10595773 >>10593241 Mmm raw blood yum yum! Anything but well done is actually disgusting

Anonymous Sun May 13 20:27:55 2018 No.10595783
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>>10595773
you're still eating the blood in a well-done steak, it's just cooked and congealed into a jelly mess
if your fragile sensibilities are triggered by nutritious blood, then you'd prefer raw steak so you can let the blood drain
your ancestors think you're a fag

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:28:57 2018 No.10595791 >>10593047 >Spend $3 on a cheap knife >Do all that bullshit and have to wait a week Hmm...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:30:22 2018 No.10595800 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1514016379905.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595791 you live an interesting life and your peers are always intrigued by your accomplishments

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:35:57 2018 No.10595816 >>10595437 >oi you got a loicense for that spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:36:54 2018 No.10595820 >>10593250 im so tired of this old meme where we post moot but call him zuckerberg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:37:52 2018 No.10595824 >>10595783 exactly the blood is cooked

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:42:22 2018 No.10595842 >>10593381 >> the guy eating it looks like a fatter ray William johnson

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:42:51 2018 No.10595845 File: 2.81 MB, 500x281, ck8345729.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:44:17 2018 No.10595853 >>10593482 I thought this was porn where she is getting eat out under the counter at first

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:48:01 2018 No.10595866 File: 2.39 MB, 500x280, microwaves your food xd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595708 nah glad it died first

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:52:28 2018 No.10595876 >>10595800 >He's willing to spend hours of his time each week just to "impress" his "friends" Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:55:38 2018 No.10595885 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, I've got balls of ice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595752 The future is now old man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:58:04 2018 No.10595892 >>10593956 Can confirm, am white male that eats plain toast. Sometimes the butts, I don't judge

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:59:23 2018 No.10595896 >>10593377 Are those thin mi-IS THAT HAWAIIAN PUNCH?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:01:58 2018 No.10595905 >>10593392 I'm so fucking confused by Mexico. Wall please.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:11:18 2018 No.10595937 >>10595664 Yo why tf is this chigga not tappin his sharp boi

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:15:50 2018 No.10595950 >>10595885 Whisky lovers rejoice!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:16:39 2018 No.10595954 >>10595113 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:26:24 2018 No.10595975 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, Korean whiskey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595950

Anonymous Sun May 13 21:26:28 2018 No.10595976

>>10594461
>>10594473
>>10594474
>>10594487
I'm retarded and would instantly bite into these spoons on impulse and eat them, the thought of having eaten my spoon on the first scoop frustrates me to no end and now I am mad at the spoon. is this what autism is?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:32:06 2018 No.10595995 >>10593482 I heard some people say that she's faking it because in recent videos she seems to be moving and talking a bit more normally.

Anonymous Sun May 13 21:32:48 2018 No.10595998
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>>10593559
>Me and my mother were there one day though and watched Mexicans at the flea market slather it with mayo and then Parmesan cheese. It was fascinating to watch.
>>10593625
>It is cream and sopero cheese, tard
Not necessarily.

The mayo thing started because a street food vendor had sealed pasteurized tub of it at the beginning of the day and didn't need to refrigerate it before it was gone and another fresh one was opened. Mexican mayo is also made with lime, not vinegar like US mayo, and adds a tangy niceness.
Source: 1970s and 80s in the D.F. when this started being a thing. Stands would sell cut up fruit with the lime squeeze and chil sprinkle before Tajin was a thing on the market. The lime helped the chili and salt adhere, but also aided in killing bacteria from flies or a knife that cut through dirty skin of the fruit. Corn places started with just lime juice and a little mayo, and chili salt too. The whole elotes and esquites thing of rolling it in cheese, or queso fresca or cotija, and a drizzle of crema after the chili and salt, was just an evolution of the it all where one vendor would steak the business of another one that didn't look at good or as fresh. Slicing the corn off the cob after roasting was fancy and required a bit more of a truck or cart, some street show of the chef skills, or a booth that had running water and a bit more of a facility.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:35:05 2018 No.10596006 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, tfw no qt nam gf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595664 why do people recoil when putting stuff into a pan of hot oil?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:36:42 2018 No.10596011 >>10595791 >Giving a serious reply to obviously a silly joke video and actually thinking hes suggesting you use a pasta knife

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:39:53 2018 No.10596027 >>10595708 gordon has been doing some unbelievable shitty cooking lately, his "perfect burger" video was atrocious

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:40:54 2018 No.10596032 >>10595658 >fortress it's fort, but you got the rest correct so I'll let it slide

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:47:07 2018 No.10596058 File: 2.84 MB, 360x360, 1515704570107.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595876 >lmao look at the fag with hobbies and a life christ...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:48:03 2018 No.10596060 File: 2.87 MB, 480x270, Modding a Bethesda Game.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10596027

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:48:32 2018 No.10596062 >>10593482 SOMEBODY HELP HER

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:55:10 2018 No.10596096 >>10596058 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:57:56 2018 No.10596112 >>10595113 I've heard some people say that salted butter is actually old butter that has salt added to it to hide the taste that it's going bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:02:08 2018 No.10596132 >>10594726 That meat isn't even cooked

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:02:11 2018 No.10596133 >>10595236 What the hell is wrong with England, Germany, and the Czech Republic? Everything else sounded delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:25:01 2018 No.10596221 >>10595937 NIPPON STEER forded THOUSAND TIME no can be tappu firsee GAIJIN

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:25:47 2018 No.10596228 >>10595746 What about wearing jewelries and watches while operating a band saw? I've always been told that it's exceedingly dangerous as those can get accidentally caught in power tools.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:26:16 2018 No.10596231 File: 2.21 MB, 500x500, 1514001461568.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10596006 >why don't people take baths in hot oil really a thinker hmmm

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:27:18 2018 No.10596233 >>10596032 >t. egg virgin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:29:26 2018 No.10596244 >>10596060 is that actually cocaine or am i just retarded? pls respond i have posted many webm in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:31:23 2018 No.10596255 File: 817 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180101-155047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593422 Like pottery

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:35:23 2018 No.10596273 File: 276 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180101-155037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10596255

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:50:55 2018 No.10596314 >>10596060 Saving this for inspo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:53:46 2018 No.10596322 >>10596244 yes, some 100% grade cocaine

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:56:14 2018 No.10596325 File: 1.10 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180101-160855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10596314 Feel free to save more from his fb

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:07:41 2018 No.10596357 >>10594681 I could fuck with some plantain buns.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:11:41 2018 No.10596370 >>10596006 Because getting burned by hot oil sucks ass

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:13:39 2018 No.10596378 File: 2.90 MB, 720x404, Who Cut The Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:14:49 2018 No.10596381 >>10594681 that looks gross, the plantains arent brown enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:31:00 2018 No.10596430 >>10594687 I'd try it but I'm not gonna pretend that avocado is a cheese substitute, especially when they add fucking cheese onto it after the fact. Everything about the descriptions is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:33:51 2018 No.10596437 >>10596133 Germany wouldn't be bad if they ditched the ketchup and mayo. The other two are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:34:36 2018 No.10596438 >>10593398 >Mexican that's never been to Mexico so, not a mexican but your parents/grandparents are

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:35:02 2018 No.10596439 >>10596378 Is there not a faster/easier way to do this? What advantage does doing it like this give them?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:35:07 2018 No.10596440 >>10596437 Currywurst is great though. The curry ketchup makes it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:46:59 2018 No.10596476 File: 66 KB, 610x458, 20120717-214983-jibaritos-in-chicago-la-palma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594681 This is very common here in chicago. It's called a jibarito

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:48:22 2018 No.10596480 >>10596378 stop dicking around and just cut it already you queer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:55:26 2018 No.10596497 >>10595773 Don't you have something more important to do than post on /ck/ Mr. President.

Anonymous Sun May 13 23:57:14 2018 No.10596501

>>10596439
A straight cut. You can use a bandsaw or some other power tool I'd imagine, but there'd be waste and other issues - like having to use a power tool.

Depending on the cheese, it'd crumble or your cut would invariably be just off by a bit and the whole thing would be uneven, and that'd trigger autists.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:02:56 2018 No.10596516 >>10593014 >tfw I was the first person to post it on 4chan >tfw I saw it on Tumblr, saved the video, and converted it to webm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:04:24 2018 No.10596520 >>10595236 >Brazil But that is fucking wrong,you damn retards. Plus that "acarajé" looks like more a ball of coal, fucking buzzfeed bullshit fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:05:43 2018 No.10596528 >>10592791 How far do you think you could actually get into this meal? I think I could make it through breakfast and maybe up to at least 1 sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:06:13 2018 No.10596530 >>10596058 all these "bro cooking" "content creators" all need to be rounded up and sent to a camp.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:09:31 2018 No.10596543 >>10596516 Good for you. I've made about a third of the webms in this thread but you don't see me crowing about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:09:38 2018 No.10596545 >>10595800 Is there a reason why they're parboiling the pork belly with onions? I know you're supposed to parboil it before frying but I don't know what the onions add.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:11:02 2018 No.10596549 >>10596543 It was posted like three years ago I think originally on /tv/ then /fit/. I still see it reposted from time to time on /tv/ and /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:17:12 2018 No.10596565 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, crabbos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:19:18 2018 No.10596572 File: 2.11 MB, 540x302, This kills the crab for real.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10596565

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:56:47 2018 No.10596697 >>10593237 He should have to wear mail or kevlar gloves

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:57:20 2018 No.10596699 >>10596697 You do not wear gloves when using machinery like that, it is the dumbest thing you could do.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:58:36 2018 No.10596707 >>10596697 wanna loose a hand or even an arm? that would be even more dangerous

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:59:47 2018 No.10596709 >>10593250 El Lagartijo...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:07:56 2018 No.10596744 >>10596545 onion god 神様 infuses with pork とんかつ to give very 美味しいですね taste :3

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:24:31 2018 No.10596786 >>10596549 >It was posted like three years ago I think >19 Oct 2016 Does not check out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:28:23 2018 No.10596795 >>10593037 NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING YOLK DOES NOT BREAK

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:32:51 2018 No.10596808 >>10594687 >i substitute cheese with avocado! >also here's some cheese I would break them in half for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:35:44 2018 No.10596822 >>10593250 Good lord, I literally can't percieve Zucc as a human anymore. Even that Rotschild fucker who looks like his face is melting off is more of a human than Zucc.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:35:56 2018 No.10596825 >>10593250 Wow, he really is like a robot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:42:09 2018 No.10596853 File: 2.97 MB, 500x500, calzone balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10596231 >>10596370 man up

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:46:17 2018 No.10596863 >>10593920 S A V A G E A V A G E

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:48:10 2018 No.10596869 >>10595866 I love how in this episode they made that guy out to be an asshole and then later we're supposed to feel sorry for him when it's revealed that he's a meth addict.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:03:25 2018 No.10596911 >>10593249 How fucking stoned do you have to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:04:28 2018 No.10596914 >>10595820 That's Tom from Bebo, you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:08:00 2018 No.10596925 >>10596572 Fucking brutal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:17:39 2018 No.10596943 I WANT TO LAUGH AT FAT PEOPLE POST MORE THAT THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:24:53 2018 No.10596957 File: 147 KB, 419x480, 1521114131565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594473 >taking almost an hour to make a bowl of yoghurt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:30:01 2018 No.10596968 >>10593370 i hate everything about this video it makes me want to reeeeeee!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:38:57 2018 No.10596987 >>10595236 >japan >ramen >raw brocoli >raw egg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 03:29:20 2018 No.10597099 >>10594616 #science

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 03:58:49 2018 No.10597155 >>10594687 >Mince and chop ingredients >Put in blender until pureed Alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:17:35 2018 No.10597177 >>10594613 Go back.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:32:10 2018 No.10597199 >>10595845 >HE CUTS IT TOO SMALL, OPTIONAL ... OPTIONAL, OHNOOOO HE'S BURNING THE PEPPER

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:35:50 2018 No.10597204 >>10596228 I wear my watch when operating the band saw, but admittedly I don't use it to cut pieces as small that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:37:19 2018 No.10597207 >>10595236 That's the worst prepared Currywurst possible. We don't use ketchup, we make a real sauce. And we don't put curry on the fries, or on the mayo, ever. The people who made that video should get hanged for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:46:41 2018 No.10597227 >>10593377 Every time I see this, I get upset. Garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 05:00:48 2018 No.10597256 >>10595638 How does he eggs break out without out all those break eggs out break?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 05:22:15 2018 No.10597297 >>10595113 unsalted butter makes it easier to control how much salt goes into it dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 05:49:44 2018 No.10597357 >>10597207 It's shitty anyway don't sperg out for mystery meat and pseudo curry sauce hans

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 05:52:44 2018 No.10597364 >>10596520 they actually eat sopa de macaco

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 06:47:51 2018 No.10597521 >>10596853 >intentionally burn yourself so that an imaginary audience thinks you're hard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 07:05:35 2018 No.10597565 >>10597357 How do I escape the simulation?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 07:11:45 2018 No.10597577 >>10595490 Whoa god damn

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 07:25:25 2018 No.10597613 >>10597565 Teach yourself how to fly a plane and crash in the nearest mountain

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 07:25:36 2018 No.10597614 >>10596060 >its raw

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 07:46:28 2018 No.10597663 >>10596112 salted butter has a longer shelf life, it isn't to hide the fact that it's going bad.

Anonymous Mon May 14 08:14:50 2018 No.10597726
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>>10595236
>Italy
>Porchetta sandwich
>Found only in 2-3 regions, and even then not even close to being as common and cheap as it'd need to be to be "drunk food"

>Japan
>Ramen
>Even though the "drunk food" here is and has always been skewered meat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:15:47 2018 No.10597728 >>10596112 Bullshit salted spoiled butter still tastes like spoiled butter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:22:22 2018 No.10597745 >>10593042 Dunkey?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:23:22 2018 No.10597747 >>10595667 Captions for ingredients/directions kinda fell off there for the mid section.. What was that liquid they poured in? Balsamic vinegar?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:33:37 2018 No.10597763 >>10593143 it does show her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:38:20 2018 No.10597769 >>10593143 Absolute unit. From the webm I thought it was about the chick in the purple shirt and I was wondering why she wasn't fatter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:46:18 2018 No.10597781 >>10593009 >nazi cremating naked jew circa 1950 colourized

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:04:31 2018 No.10597814 >>10595236 >2 sprigs of raw broccoli in my ramen fuck these people, genocide when

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:29:41 2018 No.10597870 >>10595671 this is one of the gayest things i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:37:53 2018 No.10597886 >>10593014 Why is it perfectlly acceptable for women to display or gloat about whorish behaviour?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:42:09 2018 No.10597898 >>10593033 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:43:12 2018 No.10597901 >>10597886 Why is it ok for men to do the same? It's because there are too many sluts.

Anonymous Mon May 14 09:43:16 2018 No.10597902

>>10595236
>Brazil
>Acarajé
Well, maybe if you live in the state of Bahia; it can be a pain in the ass to find anywhere else, which is a pity because it's fucking delicious. Also, it's more than deep-fried batter with spicy shrimp stew (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acaraj%C3%A9).). Fucking Buzzfeed.

t. Slightly Mad Huezilian

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:43:59 2018 No.10597903 >>10596565 >my ancestors are smiling at me, imperial...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:46:25 2018 No.10597910 >>10593238 EGG DILDOS

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:48:55 2018 No.10597913 >>10593250 >processing..identifying bread >initializing crunch >crust analysis..output: nod: sequence start.. >processing flavours..

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:50:50 2018 No.10597920 >>10593392 >yes I'd like doritos with gummy bears, tossed in some lime with tomato juice Are spics even human

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:59:45 2018 No.10597945 >>10596255 >trans awareness Believe me, I'm aware.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 10:13:11 2018 No.10597964 >>10595885 >Not using artisanal, hand-made ice instead of industrialized crap Clearly, /ck/ is infested with plebeians of the worst kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 10:52:29 2018 No.10598051 >>10595619 I wanna see her "filet" a raw chicken breast.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 10:54:39 2018 No.10598061 >>10595280 >getting triggered by low-effort bait

Anonymous Mon May 14 12:35:15 2018 No.10598406
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>>10597726
Anything that requires assembly, might disassemble itself, or can spill does not qualify as "drunk food". It needs to be easy to eat with little or no mess. That's why pizza has always been so popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:44:27 2018 No.10598447 >>10593014 >>10593021 well i'm aroused

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:45:19 2018 No.10598450 >>10594501 It's not that much effort. If you want to be really lazy, just use biscuit dough from a tube instead of making the dough yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:47:16 2018 No.10598455 >>10593047 Its a starch composite people actually research this, and do a much better job than this asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:48:19 2018 No.10598460 >>10595746 yeah, this is why I use a guard and a guide when I use a bandsaw no gloves

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:50:03 2018 No.10598468 >>10593249 why go to that effort to wrap a piece of shit in higher quality food?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:51:56 2018 No.10598474 >>10597227 it is shit but you need to chill out, there are too many stupid people on the planet to give that many fucks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:54:58 2018 No.10598492 >>10595421 throw it in a blender and drink it it'll taste the same

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:57:17 2018 No.10598504 >>10595115 no, its more about the risk that if you forget say 30 min later and accidentally rub your eye you're gonna have a bad time

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:58:18 2018 No.10598513 >>10595647 Yeah, if someone steals my food, I set a food trap that they won't forget :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 12:59:32 2018 No.10598523 >>10594461 why? You loser hipster faggots cheese spoons? You're just saying you are not creative enough to make good food so you make gimmic food

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:01:21 2018 No.10598534 >>10594679 Cheeto's for cooking is a mark of the low class

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:01:59 2018 No.10598540 >>10595746 dumb fucking idiot cunt faggot asshole he NEEDS to take off the FUCKING jewelry ANDDDD he needs to put on a cock sucking shit eating HAIR NET AND BEARD NETTTTT GOOD fFfFfFuuUUUuuuccking grief don't you know nothing bout nothing??!?!??

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:04:03 2018 No.10598552 >>10595236 >Canada That was honestly the worst looking poutine I've ever seen buzzfeed doesn't know shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:05:42 2018 No.10598561 >>10595490 >let me just stab you in the brain to get a physical response this seems like torture

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:09:26 2018 No.10598582 >>10593009 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:15:55 2018 No.10598627 >>10596516 >tfw dat feeell kicks in >tfw dat feel feels goooood

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:20:17 2018 No.10598650 >>10596709 La criatura robotica...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:29:18 2018 No.10598712 >>10595490 so h u m a n e

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:31:10 2018 No.10598720 >>10595783 Chinks scare me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 13:52:06 2018 No.10598827 >>10596565 hellish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:33:11 2018 No.10599019 >>10595824 Which takes a nutrition and any reason for eating it out of the equation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:34:46 2018 No.10599026 >>10595658 HOW EGGS

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:36:28 2018 No.10599040 >>10597870 >faggot doesn't enjoy PB&J >has the gall to call things gay pottery

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:37:33 2018 No.10599049 >>10597920 no. see >>10594444

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:37:56 2018 No.10599052 >>10594611 >buzzfeed should've fucking known

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:39:20 2018 No.10599059 >>10598561 it's dead, faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:42:49 2018 No.10599071 >>10593250 >food item identified >calculating optimal ingestion method >calculating >bite taken >chewing sequence begin >emotion simulation begin >output: repeat nods >human simulation subroutine: food - complete >begin nutrient extraction

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 15:19:13 2018 No.10599238 >>10599040 I have plenty of love for PB&J, calling whatever bullshit is in that webm by the same name is an insult.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 15:56:12 2018 No.10599440 >>10599238 it's literally peanut butter with jelly on white bread it's as simple as it gets you colossal faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 16:08:05 2018 No.10599510 >>10599440 >it's literally peanut butter with jelly on white bread False.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 16:18:19 2018 No.10599573 >>10593238 I fucking despise the faces they make

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 16:22:14 2018 No.10599591 >>10593250 Why does he freeze for a second when bringing the toast to his mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 16:42:53 2018 No.10599697 >>10596096 Welp, a "welsh" is pretty much this, but properly done, and it's based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 17:17:11 2018 No.10599838 >>10599510 Blind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 17:18:13 2018 No.10599842 >>10599591 scanning the toast for viruses

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 18:23:50 2018 No.10600152 >>10593250 that's why you don't use Windows bloated OS. it fucking freezes even the most advanced machinery

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 20:02:01 2018 No.10600598 >>10597886 >>10597901 cry more you obsessed virgins, there's nothing whorish about this.

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