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its vegan. whats your excuse?

>> No.10588859

>>10588841
not enough soy

>> No.10588865

>>10588841
you're not funny fuck off

>> No.10588871

>>10588865
that hurt my feelings a little

>> No.10588873

>>10588871
good

>> No.10588886

Rodney King was a piece of shit fucking NIGGER

>> No.10588904
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xD

>> No.10588966
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10588966

>>10588904
Fuck off /pol/

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>>10588966
im actually from reddit!
i love r/4chan for the epic screencaps!!! xD

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>>10589116

>> No.10589288

i'm not pretentious and hypocritical
fuck those people who claim to be vegan because of "muh murder" but eat imitation meat

>> No.10589289
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>>10588966
1. Shifty Rodney: Brains of the operation, served 3 years as an intelligence agent for the NSA
2. Shamus McLaughlin: Scottish born American. Explosives expert and closeted alcoholic
3. Donnie "Let Freedom Ring" O'Donawitz: Muscle of the group. Can go into a berserker rage if angry or hungry
4. Clarence "Screech" Phillips: the face of the group. Was beat mercilessly as a child. His ability to scream in pain eventually developed into a powerful sonic screech. Uses his powers to redpill normalfags and leftists.
5 and 6. The flying Encino brothers: hired guns with nothing to lose except their undying love for America.
Who do you main?

>> No.10589294

>>10589228
i already know that, but thanks for reminding me xD

>> No.10589316
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>>10589228
>everyone I don't like is /pol/
>posts that pic
The fucking mental gymnastics it takes to pull this from your ass after that.

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>>10589316
Welcome to /ck/.

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>>10588841
Fuck you globalist

>> No.10589367

>>10589289
Why is "Shamus" as you chose to spell it rocking both an AnCom hate and a fucking Iron Cross?

>> No.10589378

>>10589367
They're just silly names anon.

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>> No.10589397

>>10589316
Thats how you know hes definitely from reddit. libtards do the most mental gymnastics. at least /pol/ admits to hating everyone and not hiding behind hate with the guise of peace and love.
on topic, lets say that pic WAS vegan. just because it looks good doesnt mean it would taste good. prob taste like ass.

>> No.10589477

>>10588841
What that came from was vegan. That's good enough for me.

>> No.10589889

Just because it looks good doesn't mean it tastes good.

Also, no vegan meat I've ever seen looks like that, and I used to live in Hipsterville, California. I don't believe you, OP.

>> No.10589896

>>10588841
Does your wife's bull know you're posting on 4chin?

>> No.10589915

>>10589289
made me kek anon
good job

>> No.10589969

>>10589915
Agreed. I'd like to see him do a take on that group of /fa/ fags that gets posted periodically.

>> No.10590105

>>10589386
>>10589477

If an animal is herbivore, isn't its meat is vegan food ?
If an animal is carnivore, you save lot of lives by killing it ?

Am I wrong /ck/ vegans ?

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>>10589969
here you go

>> No.10590272

>>10590152
Look like Portuguese women.

>> No.10590282

>>10590272
>has never seen an orthodox jewess
Consider yourself lucky
Protip: look at the wigs. Yes, that is what they are

>> No.10590302

>>10589289
Donnie or Shamus ftw

>> No.10590326

>>10588841
Can we get back to the point of this thread? What exactly is that in the picture?

>> No.10590334

>>10589289
>you will never be the meat in a Flying Encino Brothers sandwich

>>10590326
It’s real meat. OP is just enjoying a jape.

>> No.10590336

>>10590282
They have Exophthalmos Symptoms.

>> No.10590340

>>10590326
>point of this thread
It's a bait shitpost. There is no point.

>> No.10590356

>>10589289
O'Donawitz is the clear best choice. The Flying Encino Brothers being a close second though.

>> No.10590366

>>10590326
>What exactly is that in the picture?
Meat. Mostly smoked brisket plus a random sausage. Some raw onion & pickles on the far right side (classic BBQ sides).

>>point
Shitposting. Trolling.

>> No.10590386

Veganism is fine for women, but if you don't eat meat for a while as a man you lose muscle mass and become a skinny-fat soyboy. 2 weeks I think it is. 2 weeks without meat, and your testicles begin to shrivel.

>> No.10590393

>>10590152
Fuck, zionist usurper women are uglier than US downies!

>> No.10590449

>>10589367
Cuz he's an idiot maybe?

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>>10589228

>> No.10590749

>>10589477

Exactly. Why should I have to make poor plants suffer twice? Isn't it better that I avenge their deaths by eating the vile creatures that ate my precious plants? Carnivore? More like SAVIOR.

>> No.10590803

>>10589228
>>10590480
You're both retarded.

>> No.10590883

>>10588841
I have no idea what that tastes like, nor access to it. But I have similar looking food with great taste so I'll eat that

>> No.10590936

>>10590480
>sexbots
>bad
Why tho

>> No.10591553

>>10589288
??? But imitation meat isn’t meat. What are you getting at you absolute retard?

The entire point of veganism is to live in a way that causes the least harm to sentient life, as far as is practicable.

Since when did you think it’s about the way your food looks? I enjoy the taste of meat but that doesn’t mean I value my tastebuds over an animal’s life, so I eat immitation meat at times since that doesn’t involve killing an animal.

>> No.10591969

>>10590803
>le radical centrist
at least pick a side

>> No.10592085

>>10591969
Not practicing the /pol/ and tumblr all or nothing baby's first politics doesn't make me a "radical centrist." It just means I'm not retarded.

>> No.10592092

>>10591553
It seems strange to me to eat imitation meat. Don't you think that the ingredients used to make something like a veggie burger would taste better used for something else?

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10592097

>>10588841
why would you go on the internet and lie, op?

>> No.10592104

>>10592097
You're late. It's been established that OP is a lying shitposter already

>> No.10593085

Redpill me on veganism guys. I don't want to google this shit because it'll show up on the lounge big screen and everybody will clearly find it hilarious that I've got down some dirty conspiracy rabbit hole.

Is the pressure to limit meat consumption a plot by some NWO like system to leave us sick and weak? Either so we die off, become indebted to health care and pharmaceuticals to ensure survival under a system of debt for treatment slavery or as a wider method of domesticating the population?

Or have shadowy (though legitimate) interests just realised that meat consumption is going to ruin the earth in the next 100-200 years or so and if we don't shift towards a different diet for the majority of people and adapt as a species irrespective of outcomes we are completely and utterly doomed?

I mean, all aspects of this are good or bad depending on your outlook. If I could say with certainty that 90% of humanity is doomed within 100 years without major lifestyle changes, changes which will prematurely kill through ill health 30% of the population, who we'll try to treat and keep alive as long as possible (at a cost, due to capitalism) though eventually natural selection will create a new society adapted to the changes.

I mean, which parts of this is a problem? Are we going to be scrambling to get protein from insects and weird industrial rendering facilities in order to avoid being without 'muh bacon'? Are we going to eat in restaurants with armed guards and razor wire holding back the hordes of people? I'm already at the point where I can see that industrial meat production which keeps it at a price point where I can afford to not think about my consumption is bad for the animals, bad for the environment, cannot continue to scale without becoming worse and ultimately might be producing a product which is inferior and doesn't have the health benefits for which I have meat in my diet.

Or maybe I've swallowed propaganda, I don't know.

>> No.10593142

>>10588859
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>> No.10593149

>>10588966
>grrrr peopple didn't crown me the king of the thread, I can unload my folder of ulgy people and call them Nazi, like my teacher Mrs Goldberg taught me.

>> No.10593165

>>10593142
>getting enraged at a single insult word
You are definitely a soyboy, and deserved to be laughed at until you grow up.

>> No.10593724

>>10593142
People like you are why shitposters shitpost.

>> No.10593747

>>10588841
Tastes like ass

>> No.10593759

>>10588841
not available in my area and inordinately expensive anyway

>> No.10593775

>>10593149
Haha wow you salty little cunt, it's okay to call skinny bearded lefties soyboys but when someone does it to sadcunt right-wingers you get butthurt and meme about teh jews? Get a fucking sense of humour lad, ffs

>> No.10593782

>>10592097
we all believed him that it was vegan, until you exposed his lies

>> No.10593787

>>10588841
>red on the rim
>brown inside
?????

>> No.10593795

>>10593149
Well someone sure struck a nerve now didn't they?

>> No.10593802

>>10593787
Smoke ring.

>> No.10593804

>>10593787
they use a technique called "reverse searing" to heat it from the inside out so it's black on the inside, bloody on the outside

>> No.10593935

>>10588841
Its not.
Its bad bait and you should feel bad.

>> No.10593947

>>10593804
that's not fucking blood, god dammit, there is no blood in meat when you buy it from the supermarket, you'd taste it

>> No.10593978

>>10593935
it really fucking is vegan, whether you like it or not
eating and enjoying animals is the only real way to honor their sacrifice. this is what veganism is all about and to claim otherwise is intolerant af

>> No.10594610

>>10593978
based, woke, and this AF

>> No.10594633

>>10589116
/pol/ is Reddit anyway

>> No.10595059

>>10593142
Too much soy

>> No.10595414

>>10594633
Reddit is well known for its fanatical support of Donald Trump and right wing politics generally.

>> No.10595458

>>10590152
It's the female version of The Expendables- The Unfuckables.

>> No.10595511

>>10589289
5/6. But are they distinct characters or is it a duo like the Ice Climbers?

>> No.10595559

>>10595511
When I wrote it I was thinking they would work in tandem kind of like the ducks in Hotline Miami 2. So yeah, basically the ice climbers.

>> No.10595605

>>10592097
I love you
keep doing gods work