/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10588458]

well, I'm Belgian and this is my health minister.

AMA.

[Anonymous No.10588462]

is that Thanos' mom

[Anonymous No.10588476]

>be health minister
>get sick and tired of citizens not listening to your guidelines
>decide to make the ultimate sacrifice and become fat and disgusting enough to scare people into getting healthy

[Anonymous No.10588482]

Yeah, she's fat, but she's also a medical doctor.
She may not be living healthily but she probably still knows more about it than you, OP.

[Anonymous No.10588486]

>>10588482
She also probably also fully knows how unhealthy she is but clearly refuses to do anything about it. I wouldn't want someone like that in a position like that.

[Anonymous No.10588496]

>>10588486
Why? She doesn't pretend being obese is healthy, she's fully aware that it's not. I'll take that over a chubby one who yaps on about "healthy at any size" and has never actually worked in medicine.
My doctor smokes; doesn't make him a bad doctor. Just a human one.

[Anonymous No.10588501]

>>10588482
at least I know how to not be obese.

[Anonymous No.10588521]

>>10588458
Im healthy as shit but I still sell meth. Whats your point?

[Anonymous No.10588629]

Do you like lambic and gueuze?

[Anonymous No.10588712]

>>10588629
kriek is better

[Anonymous No.10588831]

>>10588458
How does it feel to be the first nation to develop sentient cottage cheese?

[Anonymous No.10589054]

>>10588458
ik wou dat bart weer dik was

[Anonymous No.10589838]

She obviously has a healthy appetite, I'd say that qualifies her perfectly as a health minister. That would still be more competence than our Angela Merkel has for her job as a chancellorette.

[Anonymous No.10589841]

>>10588476
this. brilliant.

[Anonymous No.10589999]

>>10588458
Investing in Belgian chocolate right now.

[Anonymous No.10590030]

>>10588482
How many nutritionists did she eat to get her qualifications?

[Anonymous No.10590048]

>>10588458
what if she has a slow metabolism

[Anonymous No.10590062]

>>10588482
A lot of medical doctors don't know shit about nutrition. They just know what medicine to give you for your illness. True story.

[Anonymous No.10590171]

>>10590048
Then she should know how to treat it.

[Anonymous No.10591403]

>>10588458
Maybe she realized beeing fat made her look asian so now she gets fried shrimp discounts and extra sauce at PF chang. No reason to change.

[Anonymous No.10591444]

how come so many mayonnaise-americans look like literal chinks

[Anonymous No.10591458]

thigg would fug

[Anonymous No.10591502]

>>10591444
All that fat has to go somewhere and it starts getting in the way of their eyes

[Anonymous No.10591573]

Did she eat the previous health minister?

[Anonymous No.10591674]

Who better to learn from than someone who did all the wrong things to get THAT unhealthy

[Anonymous No.10591683]

>>10591444
>Belgian health minister
>why do Americans
Are you 'avin a bit of a giggle mate?

>>10591573
Just to gain her power.

[Anonymous No.10591704]

>tfw starting to get fat
>went from skelly who ate once a day to eating 5+ full meals a day
wew

[Anonymous No.10591706]

>>10588462
i guess you accidentally clicked here instead of reddit

[Anonymous No.10591707]

>>10591704
are you at least lifting? i wish I could eat like that

[Anonymous No.10591710]

>>10591707
No, too anxious to gym.

[Anonymous No.10591723]

>>10588482
this. it's not like a football coach has to be an awesome quarterback

[Anonymous No.10591741]

>>10588458
shes not stopping you from shopping low fat organic stuff

[Anonymous No.10591753]

>>10591741
>low fat

[Anonymous No.10591762]

>>10591741
Jesus christ man, do you live in the 90s?
Organic is not going to help you fucking lose weight or be healthier, it will only help lighten your wallet

and "low fat" that dumb fad was a big contributor to us getting so much fatter in the 90s, calories are what matter, calories from fat are just a small part of the picture, eliminating fat and replacing it with even more calories from carbs is counter productive

[Anonymous No.10592782]

>>10591710
Get some free weights online relatively cheap and do it at home. I have the same problem.

[Anonymous No.10592835]

>>10591704
>tfw skelly who eats 5 meals a day and don't gain weight

[Anonymous No.10592866]

>>10588482
>she's a doctor
Maybe she should take some of her own medicine

[Anonymous No.10592873]

>>10592835
you probably have cancer

[Anonymous No.10592891]

>>10592835
T A P E W O R M
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[Anonymous No.10592927]

>>10588482
Is she the only doctor in the country? They could have just as easily found another person with the same qualifications that wasn't a lard ass.
>>10590030
kek

[Anonymous No.10592975]

>>10588458
>>10588482
>>10588486
>>10588496
>>10588501
>>10588521
>>10589838
>>10590062
>>10591674
>>10592866

Who cares if she is qualified for the job or not? I don't like fat people and they shouldn't have the same rights as normal people.

[Anonymous No.10592992]

>>10592975
Fat isn't the problem. You can overeat a little until getting "overweight". When you GORGE until the fat covers your eyes and your head looks like a bowling ball that's a mental disorder and you shouldn't be a political leader.

Pic related. While not officially in government this person runs high end hotels in Bonglandia and requires three chars to sit down. This level of morbid obesity cuts off blood supply to the brain and changes the temperature of it and other vital organs, they are not in a right state of mind. Morbid obesity should be treated as a mental illness and why the hell I see so many of them in places of government, corporate, and religious power is beyond me. Maybe it's because their child-like addict minds are easy to control.

[Anonymous No.10592995]

>>10592975
>they shouldn't have the same rights as normal people
Just try and take our rights faggot. We'll gang up against you whenever we see you in public and squash you like a cockroach. Protip: guns wont help you, fat people can shoot too.

[Anonymous No.10592996]

>>10588496
If she doesn't have the willpower to fix herself, how would she have the willpower to fix other people? P.S. most doctors are just apathetic pill pushers

[Anonymous No.10592997]

>>10592992
>this person runs high end hotels in Bonglandia and requires three chars to sit down. This level of morbid obesity cuts off blood supply to the brain and changes the temperature of it and other vital organs, they are not in a right state of mind.
Yeah, that must be the reason why he probably earns a couple million pounds a year and dines with the Queen, retard

[Anonymous No.10593001]

>>10592995
Thank god you're four times the target and can't get your fingers into the trigger guard.

I'm not going to vote for stripping rights of fat people, well maybe mentally handy-capped people from holding office, but seriously dude? Also not /ck/ related unless you're threatening to get on a little rascal and eat us.

I really liked Japan's fat-tax idea, but with added exemptions. If there's a reason you're overweight fine, but if you're obese for no reason enjoy your tax hike. This would add to our tax pool and likely decrease obesity rates as people are greedy and both individuals and companies like their money.

[Anonymous No.10593216]

>>10588712
Why are you on here, young lady?

[Anonymous No.10593290]

>>10592992
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

[Anonymous No.10593294]

>>10592997
>a couple million pounds a year
sounds about right dude

[Anonymous No.10593473]

>>10588486
This. I'd want me health minister to be a fucking triple doctorate with abs that lifts 3x a day.

[Anonymous No.10593479]

>>10588486
This. I'd want me health minister to be a fucking triple doctorate with abs that lifts 3x a day.
I've always been amazed that govts don't try harder to get the best people for the jobs.
Chief engineer for the govt should be the best fucking engineer in the country.
Head of the Education dept should be a dude with 30-40 years experience running schools plus multiple doctorates in education.
Transport minister should be a dude with a doctorate in civil engineering and 2-3 decades of experience planning roads and transport systems.
Instead every position is just some fat fucking lawyer or jew.

[Anonymous No.10593488]

>>10593479
I think it's adorable that you believe engineering and being chief engineer is the same job.

[Anonymous No.10593518]

>>10592992
U N I T

[Anonymous No.10593521]

>dissing Maggie "The Blob Block" De Block

[Anonymous No.10593539]

>>10593479
Sorry kid, that's not how the world works.
Government jobs don't pay anywhere near as well as the private sector which is where all the best qualified people will go.

[Anonymous No.10593552]

>>10592992
rudd ... easy on the sauce bottle

[Anonymous No.10593554]

>>10588458
>A health minister should look like a greek goddess with rock hard abs and flowing blonde hair

Get real dude. Also the fact that there is a war on qualifications right now means that if she played that card, she got her position scott free, but I don't think that has hit Belgium yet.

[Anonymous No.10593575]

Sweden's health minister

[Anonymous No.10593592]

>>10593001
>Poor people are disproportionately fat
>Largely because a.) bad food/nutrition education in the school system, b.) high calorie/poor nutrition foods are cheap and packed full of things like fats and sugars that we are biologically inclined to desire, c.) fresh vegetables, fruits, unprocessed meat can run expensive if you're not economical with them and point A means a lot of people largely don't know what to do with them anyway
>Wants to tax fat, poor people and thinks that'll solve the obesity crisis

I'd say I'm glad people like you aren't in Government, but sadly they are the world over. Reactionary, unscientific, blame-the-victim-not-the-cause, knee-jerk bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10593607]

>>10588458
You dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.10593615]

>Belgium is world capital of political bullshit
>OP manages to bitch about one of the few Belgian politicals with actual qualifications and self awareness.

[Anonymous No.10593670]

>>10591674
Those who can't do teach.
Those who can't teach become politicians.

[Anonymous No.10593674]

>>10593670
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.10593692]

>>10593592
But it’s not wrong. Go sit in front of any supermarket and a McDonald’s any given 1-5 of the month and report back what you observed...

[Anonymous No.10593712]

>>10588482
Wife and most of my friends are physicians and most are dumb as fuck, alcoholics or druggies. They seriously google half of the stuff that they use for prescribing and doing procedures. I wouldn't put a physicians intelligence of that of a garbage man

[Anonymous No.10593768]

Belgian here
every politician in this country is a joke
everybody eats shit
she stopped me from studying medicine
I've read that she studied medicine but never worked as a doctor. You can study legal medicine or something like that.
she's obviously minister for money reasons or because of her relations
stop eating carbs and get skinny

[Anonymous No.10593779]

>>10593768
and btw she has a health condition that makes her ultra fat, it's not about bad habits

[Anonymous No.10593816]

>>10593290
Based absolute unit poster

[Anonymous No.10593821]

>>10593768
“De Block was born in Merchtem. She studied medicine at the Vrije Universiteit Brussel (VUB) after which she became a general practitioner for 25 years.”

Apparently they are shitty news reports in Belgium too.

[Anonymous No.10593822]

Belgian fat tax when?!?

[Anonymous No.10593843]

>>10593779
if the health condition is eating cheeseburgers all day I'm ok with you

[Anonymous No.10593895]

>>10593768
>she stopped me from studying medicine
Brainlet can't pass the entrance exam

[Anonymous No.10593927]

>>10592835
A single baby carrot and an 8oz glass of water isn't a meal, Mr. Hungry Skeleton.

[Anonymous No.10594548]

>>10588458
tfw the lard almost blocks her eyes

[Anonymous No.10594602]

>>10593615
is this a real picture

[Anonymous No.10594607]

>>10593575
Where is his government mandated blacked video?

[Anonymous No.10594764]

>>10588458
The fact that she's still alive while looking like this is convincing enough

[Anonymous No.10594765]

>>10589054
Gvd Bartje Kanker

[Anonymous No.10594892]

>>10594765
Ik kom klaar in uw fruitsap

[Anonymous No.10594904]

>>10588458
Showed this shit to my dad and he said it looks like cake dough before going to the oven.

[Anonymous No.10594925]

>>10593615
beautiful woman, but needs more ham in her hams

[Anonymous No.10595070]

>>10588476
What a champ. Truly the hero we deserve.

[Anonymous No.10595418]

>>10594892
>Plegen
Hihi

[Anonymous No.10595986]

I'm Swis.
I watched Howl's Moving Castle in Romandy (so in dubbed in French) some years ago and it seemed to me that the fat-beyond-all-reason Witch of the Wastes had a Walloon accent. She strongly resembles your health minister, though I'd guess Maggie, being Flemish, is Dutch-speaking rather than French.

[Anonymous No.10595987]

>>10595986
Swiss^^.
Damned phone and its phantom character-deletions.

[Anonymous No.10596012]

>>10595986
The resemblance is uncanny.

[Anonymous No.10596263]

>>10593927
I don't eat carrots fleshbag

[Anonymous No.10596271]

>>10588458
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.10596287]

We moeten het bestaan van ons volk en een toekomst voor Vlaamse kinderen veiligstellen

[Anonymous No.10596308]

>AMA
If I give you my email, will you send me imaged of your erect penis?

[Anonymous No.10596551]

>>10588458
Cheesa miso la kasa han solo hohohoho

[Anonymous No.10596610]

[Anonymous No.10596630]

>>10593895
I had to finish an other degree so I had no time to study for september
+ this exam fucks with smartasses since they ask questions about subjective themes like empathy, communication, ethics etc.

[Anonymous No.10596641]

>>10588496
Because politicians should practice what they preach.

It's like the president of Israel saying America shouldn't build a wall as he makes his own wall 100 meters taller.

[Anonymous No.10596655]

>>10588482
>Doctor
>Doesn't know how to not be fat

I dunno, if this heifer were my minister of health put very little faith into any of her decisions

[Anonymous No.10596667]

>>10588458
Quebeckistan here.
Here's ours, also a doctor.

[Anonymous No.10596704]

>>10588482
>>10588486
>>10588496
Isn't this like giving a pyromaniac a firefighter position because he has experience with fire?

[Anonymous No.10598307]

>>10596630
>study
I passed it without opening a single book back when it was supposedly harder.
It is literally just high school math, physics, chemistry and biology

[Anonymous No.10598679]

>>10588496
I bet you'd be fine hiring an accountant who couldn't manage his finances because he was too lazy.

[Anonymous No.10598792]

>>10588458
She looks very healthy
>for a hutt

[Anonymous No.10598816]

>>10592992
this has to be shopped. lmao.

[Anonymous No.10598820]

>>10596704
You're aware that former black-hat hackers frequently get government and private information security jobs because they have the most experience with exploiting security systems, right?

[Anonymous No.10598839]

>>10588482
so you're saying medicine doesn't work

[Anonymous No.10598847]

>>10588458
is she smiling or taking a shit i can't tell
it is a she isn't it?

[Anonymous No.10598867]

>>10592992
how the fuck is she still alive and about

[Anonymous No.10598882]

>>10593554
>with rock hard ass
ftfy

[Anonymous No.10598888]

>>10594925
don't worry

[Anonymous No.10599100]

>>10588458

why do Olympic athletes listen to their old fat coaches?