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Why do you eat him?

>> No.10586963

lil nigga tastes good

>> No.10586970

>>10586963
/thread

>> No.10587031

>>10586952
it's an animal created by humans to be a source of food for humans, they wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the humans who created them. it's just meat and you shouldn't feel bad for meat, not even for human meat.

>> No.10587051
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Meat eaters are triggered so easily

>> No.10587061
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>> No.10587068
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>> No.10587128

>>10587031
I wish I could eat people instead of animals. Animals are cute and incapable of being evil but people are ugly and assholes and probably taste just as good as this adorable little piglet

>> No.10587143

>>10586952
Because I want to.

>> No.10587160

>>10586952
Because I can.

>> No.10587167

>>10587061
she is cute

>> No.10587300

>>10586963

Also because they are stupid and I do not respect them.

>> No.10587329

>>10587051
I'm definitely triggered by the fact that that's spelt wrong. And it doesn't remotely rhyme.

>> No.10587330
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>>10586952
because white lives don't matter

>> No.10587336

>>10586952
That's absurd. You don't eat adorable little baby piggers. Look at his cute little face! You wait until he gets huge and stops being cute, then you eat him.

>> No.10587370

He's just so cute, I could eat him up!

>> No.10587477
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>>10587128
>human cattle
Good taste anon

>> No.10587661

>>10586952
The cuter they look, the tender-er the meat

This applies to women as well.

>> No.10587717

>>10587128
People ARE animals DUHHHHH

>> No.10587750

>>10587128
what's stopping you?

>> No.10587772

>>10587128
oi 8 ur mum m80

>> No.10587774

>>10586952
I wouldn't eat that piglet. It's not even ripe yet.

>> No.10587782

>>10587128
Would a vegan taste better than a normal human? Like how herbivore animals generally taste better than carnivorous ones.

>> No.10587785

do you want me to starve asshole?

>> No.10587795

>>10586952
Because he's cute and tasty.

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>>10586952
Because he's gonna look like this in about a year.

>> No.10588075

>>10587128
>Animals are cute and incapable of evil

Nigga, have you ever even seen Animal Planet?
Chimps brutally murder each other for sh*ts and giggles.
Dolphins brutally murder each other.
Male gorillas smash baby gorillas' heads with rocks, just so the females will have to mate with them to get another baby.
There are literally hundreds of species that eat their own young.

>> No.10588112

>>10586952
i am muslim i don't eat pork

>> No.10588115

>>10586963
kek
/thread

>> No.10588116

>>10586952
because he is smarter than me

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>>10588112
>>10588116
Samefag

>> No.10588126

>>10586952
eating pork is as close as it gets to cannibalism.

>> No.10588174

>>10587128
Apparently we taste terrible with all the processed shit we eat. But as >>10587782
Has postulated, a vegan should taste better as they eat less processed garbage.

>> No.10588182

>>10587300
That's the reason I eat women

>> No.10588868

I don't tho

>> No.10588877

>>10588075
>If they do it then I can do it!
Summer's early this year

>> No.10588888

i don't really eat pork. i got beef hot dogs. i don't like pork. i guess bacon is ok. and sausage patties. but i don't really eat that often.

>> No.10588893

swine eaters are just as bad as vegans

behold:

“And the pig, because it parts the hoof but does not chew the cud, is unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.”

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10588896

because im not a soyboy, unlike you op. Ha JK xD
good bait op, going to steal it :) xD

>> No.10588942

>>10587128
>probably taste just as good as this adorable little piglet
Uh not really. Do you imagine how bad your average american would taste? Maybe a vegetarian would taste nice though.

>> No.10589019

>>10588893
what if i tie it to my ceiling fan and cut its throat? does that make it good to eat achmed?

>> No.10589071

>>10589019
thats from the bible you hypocrite

>> No.10589123

>>10589071
The bible also forbids using mixed fibers in clothing, but I'm guessing you don't pay any attention to that.

Paulians ignore the old testament whenever it's inconvenient, anyway.

>> No.10589131

>>10587128
People are actually really gross, and you might get prions. Also animals are inherently evil and all people are inherently good

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>>10589131
>you might get prions
Fuck off. You have to be at least 18 to post here.

>> No.10589158

>>10586952
Because pork can't be halal butchered and I don't agree with halal

Most other meats are halal in UK now and that method of killing is super fucked up

>> No.10589160

>>10586952
I fry his smoked and cured belly, serve it with a side of eggs and toast

>> No.10589161

>>10586952
He's delicious.

>> No.10589174

>>10589123
i only buy 100% cotton shirts

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>>10589131
>all people are inherently good

>> No.10589890

>>10589174
you also have to sport a long beard and tassles

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He's got a good fat to lean ratio for max flavor/texture profile.

>> No.10590142

>>10587782
but omnivore chickens taste better than herbivore chickens...explain that one

>> No.10590144

>>10586952
I don't.
I fatten him up until he's a juicy old porker, then I brain him between the eyes with a sledgehammer. THEN I eat him.

>> No.10590184

>>10590082
I swear I've seen this exact same post with the exact same picture and the exact same text before, and I swear I've seen someone else make this exact same post I'm making right now saying what I'm saying. Is this deja vu?

>> No.10590189

>>10586952
Just below the threshold on the cute/tasty ratio to avoid it.

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>> No.10590209

>>10588075
>Male gorillas smash baby gorillas' heads with rocks
Kek liar.

>> No.10590234

>>10586952
One reason is that i have high metabolism so I lose weight too fast, eating pig helps me balance my nutrition and weight. The second reason is that I live in a country that doesn't abuse animals before turning them into food, so being vegetarian here is dumb. I do however understand being vegetarian in countries like America, the Netherlands, etc. As the way they mistreat animals is brutal there and flat out cruel.

>> No.10591154

Him ham, him.

>> No.10591193

>>10586952
Pork is so disgusting
Ham is truly partition

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>>10589131
>all people are inherently good
Are you a fictional character that wandered away from /co/?

>>10589158
Agreed. And anyone that's had halal and kosher meats knows that they're inferior. It's probably because the animal is stressed before death, but the meat is very tough and of extremely poor quality.

If any of the dune people care to correct me, while halal butchering is encouraged/required by the qua'ran, does it not also state that if people of the book consider a food to be clean then it is safe for you to eat? Which means you should trust Christian butchers even if you don't trust your own? Did anyone stop to consider these rules were to protect your ass from doing something stupid with your food, in your environment, at that time, which is why it's also permissible for Muslims to eat pork or other animals if starving.

>> No.10592655

>>10590209
Kek smarter than you.
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~phyl/anthro/infant.html
http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/gorilla/behav

When a male gorilla takes over a harem of females, he kills the cuck's babies, which triggers estrus in the females.

Harambe died for this.

>> No.10592777

>>10586952
Because I don't kill it myself, I don't bleed it out, peel it, butcher its body down into meat pieces.

>> No.10592810
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>>10586952
because bacon is the food of the gods
and by eating bacon we are truely gods among men.
and bacon goes with everything. it is truely a superfood.

>> No.10592823

>>10586963
yep

>> No.10592854

>>10590234
>The second reason is that I live in a country that doesn't abuse animals before turning them into food, so being vegetarian here is dumb.

He actually believes this.
Where do you live? It almost certainly abuses animals.

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>>10586952
Pigs are haram. I have a cow instead.

>> No.10593526

>>10586952
It suppresses my bloodlust.

>> No.10593608

>>10587051
>meat eaters are triggered
>posts pic of a vegan who went on a shooting spree but only killed herself because of YouTube revenue
You kinda fucked up there

>> No.10593613

>>10586952
I don't for the most part. Not that big of a fan of pork. I think it's good but I only ever feel like eating it about 4 times a year.

>> No.10593619

>>10586952
he would eat me without a second thought if given the chance

>> No.10593650
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10593650

I work on a pig farm AMA

>> No.10593656

>>10593650
do u smash the pigs

>> No.10593663

>>10593650
If a nice friendly fellow were to show up and ask if he could have one of those piglets you kill by smashing them into the floor, would you let him have one?
Asking for myself.

>> No.10593678

>>10592810
>bacon is the food of the gods
r e d d i t

>>10587477
what the fuck would you know about taste, you download images made in doll poser flash games

>> No.10593682

>>10586952
Hi there lil pigger, you taste delicious. Thank you for being a good source of food for millions of people.

>> No.10593689

>>10593656
Yep, hundreds of them.

>>10593663
If you have a good reason I guess. We have a friend that occasionally gets carcasses to use as bait for fox hunting, but you need something bigger than piglets for that. I know crocodile farms use piglets as food, but those are probably rare.
I don't smash them into the floor btw, I use a claw hammer.

>> No.10593803

>>10587782
Would a vegan pusy taste better than a normal pusy?

>> No.10593882

>>10586963
Fpbp.

Motherfucking BACON

>> No.10593886

>>10593803
Protip: it does. I'm an omnivore, but legit vegetarian/vegan girls taste better.

>> No.10593951

>>10586952

Not my fault he will grow up to be tasty

>> No.10594072

Why do you care?

>> No.10594390

>>10593886
How about pescatarian pussy?

>> No.10594635

>>10586952
you don't. that's a bacon seed. you let it grow a few years and the harvest the delicious bacon.

>> No.10594640

>>10587330
nice apple watch. too bad about your thumb though. was it the beetus?

>> No.10594647

>>10587051
>>10587061
>>10587068
Stop posting this tranny

>> No.10594652

>>10586952
I eat him exclusively to spite you.

>> No.10594668

>>10587300
>Also because they are stupid
Pigs are pretty smart as animals go.

>> No.10594707

>>10587167
was

>> No.10594714

>>10586952
because it's the best animal producing meat and it's also delicious, so its meat is available everywhere

>> No.10594953

>>10594635
>Few years
More like a few months

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>>10586952
in the oven as we speak my homosexual friend

>> No.10595048

>>10588065
That pig isn’t cute, but he looks like a bro.

>> No.10595067

>>10594390
Also good. Mind you she also ate egg and dairy, just not meat. She was actually the sweetest, the pure vegan was kinda sour at times. Tasted a little like apples. Pesc. girl tasted like honey.

>> No.10595304

>>10595067
I envy you.
>>10593689
Do you ever feel bad doing it?

>> No.10595370

>>10586952
I wouldn't yet. It's a waste to eat something right away that could only provide a meal when you could wait, let it grow large and fat, and then harvest its succulent life for many meals. And yes, before you ask soy boy, I fully intend to kill and butcher the pig myself.