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10586097 No.10586097 [Reply] [Original]

>you making pasta? here let me help you bro

>> No.10586128

>>10586097
Ah, I prefer if you don't break it in half. No worries, I still got another pack.

>> No.10586141

>>10586097
what if you only have a very small pot and can't fit the noodles without breaking them in half. unless you like noodles where half is cooked and the other half is half cooked

>> No.10586150
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>>10586128
Why would you want your pasta to cook unevenly?

>> No.10586152

>>10586141
This is the most retarded argument ever, if you do everything correctly the spaghetti just falls into the pot by itself, the extra 30 seconds doesn't make the other half of the pasta any different.

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>>10586097
>>10586141
>>10586150
Here in Italy we got a place for your kind of people: the obitorium

>> No.10586168

>>10586097
Actual italians don't use long pasta anyway. it's tube or nothing.

>> No.10586170
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10586170

>>10586164
The best version of Carbonara is with bacon and cream

>> No.10586196

>>10586152
lol thats bullshit. you clearly haven't done it with a small enough pot and long ass spaghetti before. I've had a dumb ass friend fuck up some spag doing what you just described before

>> No.10586202

>>10586150
why do americans get all their information from anime?

>> No.10586215
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10586215

>>10586202
I'm not American

>> No.10586221

you dont have to break spaghetti to make it fit into the pot

you need to get a bigger fucking pot

>> No.10586222

>>10586141
you are retarded, the spaghettic noodles soften enough to push them into the pan within a minute

>> No.10586231

>>10586215
why are all anime fans honorary americans?

>> No.10586232

>>10586168
>Actual italians don't use long pasta anyway. it's tube or nothing.
this is bait

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10586250

>>10586170

>> No.10586257
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10586257

>>10586231
Where can I collect my complimentary assault rifle and freedom eagle?

>>10586250
Prove me wrong, you can't

>> No.10586270

>>10586097
how does that help?
there are no tongs.

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10586275

>>10586257
I can't. You're beyond saving

>> No.10586301

>>10586275
Post your superior version of Carbonara so we can laugh at you

>> No.10586319

>>10586257
go to the nearest american embassy to collect your AR, eagle, and mcdonalds gift card

>> No.10586687

>>10586257
>Where can I collect my complimentary assault rifle and freedom eagle?
your local airsoft store followed by your local pet store. you may have to settle for something chambered in 6mm bb and some kind of weird parrot instead of an eagle though

>> No.10586694

>>10586164
italians dont even eat spaghetti

>> No.10586725
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10586725

>>10586097

>> No.10587619

>>10586231
because only a burger would be dumb enough to like anime

>> No.10587620

>>10586694
they get mad if somebody toucha it though

>> No.10587621

>>10586725
im chinese, i dont say stupid shit like this, and we invented pasta

fuck off medshits

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>> No.10587863

cant we have one day ,Just ONE FUCKING DAY, where this thread isnt made.. it wasn't funny the first 500 times and its noit funny now
please dont make this thread for one day, thats one trip around the sun, thats all i want

>> No.10587899

>>10586150
gahaghahghagha ching chong me rikey rikey cooking spaghetti

>> No.10587901

>>10587863
>thats one trip around the sun
Huh?

>> No.10587916

-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off?!?!

>> No.10587925

>>10587901
I went to college with a guy who really believed that. I pulled up illustrations of the solar system on the phone etc. but he just absolutely refused to accept he might be wrong.

>> No.10587930

>>10587621
>im chinese and we invented pasta
>we
You certainly didn'g and your genepool is so infested you literally have nothing to do with the people that invented NOODLE.
btw NOODLE isn't pasta, now fuck off to the chink gulag, chinkboy.

>> No.10587943

>>10587621
ching chong bling blong, chink. give me some egg fried rice, chicken satay skewers, those fried chicken ball things.

>> No.10587959

>>10586150
Except she's making a soup here. Not a pasta dish.

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10588033

>>10586250
>kip

>> No.10588041
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10588041

>Every single fucking pasta recipe video
>"And now, throw in the pasta and cook for 20 minutes!"
>20 fucking minutes
>Resist the urge to vomit once the resulting pile of glue in a vague pasta-like form is unveiled

>But no worries, here's a fuckton of milk and cream to mask the ungodly taste and texture

>> No.10588055

>>10588041
>But no worries, here's a fuckton of milk and cream
Kek
The milk&cream finish for pasta is the equivalent of putting a shitton of hot sauce on bad food.
Masks the fact that you can't cook and makes every shitty dish at least edible, every time you see a recipe ending in "Add milk and cream" you should just assume it to be garbage.

>> No.10588060

>>10588041
Isn't pasta supposed to be cooked only in salted water and never above 8 minutes?
Or was I doing this wrong also all these years?

>> No.10588064

>>10588060
You throw it in boiling salted water.
The exact time depends on the pasta, some are ready in 8, some require 12, but it's always written on the package.

Cooking it for 20 minutes starting from cold water like these mongrels do just makes the end result into a disgusting goop with no texture that can barely hold its shape.
It's like eating school cafeteria pasta.

>> No.10588074

>>10586150
Oh fuck, is that that really comfy camping anime?

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>>10588064
>starting from cold water
That sounds that a shitty idea.

I tried to make an oeuf à la coque by starting with cold water. Supposed to avoid the temperature shock and smoothly cook it, when bubbles start to appear in the bottom of the cooking pan, you need to wait 45 seconds and remove them.

Either I fucked up a step or it's a shit idea, because nothing beats the 3 minutes hourglass and just leaving the egg out of the fridge for half an hour before you put it in the boiling water.

>> No.10588107

>>10587930
You need to go back to facebook.

>> No.10588166

>>10588074
Yeah, Yuru Camp

>> No.10588306
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10588306

>>10586097
not you again

leave my pasta alone

>> No.10588364

>>10586164
There in Italy you'll murder someone one town over whose nonna's recipe is a thimble measure different from your nonna's recipe and claim that their cooking wasn't authentic Italian.

>> No.10588405

>>10586150
is the Jap government giving subsidies for cooking scenes or something? i swear every show in the last 2 seasons has random food scenes, i'm half expecting LotGH to start talking military rations in the middle of a space fight

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>>10586170
agreed

>> No.10588407

>>10588364
in reality few people actually cooks and all this stuff is just the general national shitposting

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10588425

>all these people still breaking their own pasta like a sucker when Barilla has been selling it pre-broken for years

>> No.10588461

>>10588425
>not boiling one half for 2 minutes and then turning them down to get one half al-dente and the other part more sloppy.
It's like you people don't know how to get two meals in one.

>> No.10588500

>>10588041
>>10588078
why can't americans cook pasta?

>> No.10588514
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10588514

>>10588500
You can also remove the last word in your sentence, you know.

Their idea of pasta is macaroni and cheese.
In cans.
Cooked by a "chef".
Kill me now.

>> No.10588522

>>10588405
Eunuchs often get fat because the only pleasure they can enjoy anymore is food.

>> No.10588528

>>10588364
Not really related but I find the American use of the word "Nonna" grating.
No, your 1/28th Italian grandmother is not your "nonna". She's your 100% American grandmother.

>> No.10588529

>>10588405
It depends on what you're watching.
In the case of Yuru Camp, it's one of those anime that are subsidized by the prefecture they're set in, to boost tourism.

>> No.10588535

>>10588528
this but for "bubby"
>rails on about how the jews control everything and the jews are why their life stinks
>loudly declares that all jews should be deported and israel should be bombed
>OMG I LOVE MY BUBBYYYY
no you don't, you just spent 20 minutes saying why she should go to the gas chamber

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>>10588528
I used to find those "Videos with my nonna" videos funny because I thought they were just recently immigrated italian grannies who hadn't yet gotten a perfect grasp of English yet.
Imagine my surprise when I found out their mother tongue isn't even italian, but some Italo-Anglo abomination they speak in ghettos to pretend they're not ordinary Americans.

>> No.10588562

I hate americans.

>> No.10588619

>>10588562
same. americans need to be gassed and bombed

>> No.10588627

>>10586097
Thanks bro,I can always count on you!
Perhaps we'll see eachother later for some *light refreshment*?

>> No.10588636

>>10587621
The Miao invented pasta, you Han cuck.

>> No.10588641

>>10586170
this

>> No.10588658

>>10586257
what's the thing on the right

>> No.10588659

>>10588562
Jealousy breeds envy

>> No.10588669

>>10588658
Fascists sticks, though you americans used it on your courts.

>> No.10588872

>>10587621
I've noticed chinks get less uppity about americanized chinese food too. Euros are a bunch of insecure faggots.

>> No.10588903

>>10586097
Thanks for getting rid of the shit tier spaghetti for me.

>> No.10588906

>>10588872
Chinks don't show it because they are not allowed to use the internet, you smell like a self hating taiwanese ladyboy.

>> No.10588915

>>10586097
Maybe he's making it for a bunch of little kids.

>> No.10588922

>>10588906
I see FOBs at panda express all the time. Whatever dude.

>> No.10588927

>>10588658
A symbol of ancient Rome.

>> No.10588944

>>10588364
That sounds like some Sicilian nigger shit. Northern Italy should just secede from Southern Italy and let them drown in niggerdom like the niggers they are.
Nigger.

>> No.10588962

americans are an abomination

>> No.10588963

>>10588407
I've actually learned to cook because of this board. Well where I got started. Before I just thought I just couldn't do it. I couldn't even try an egg very well.

>> No.10588970

>>10588529
Otaku NEETS don't leave their rooms though.

>> No.10588976

>>10588619
WELL? We're waiting!
You'll do nothing.

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10589154

>>10586150
>Never been camping
>Anime is not my cup of tea
>Watching the first episode of this when I should be going grocery shopping
huh

>> No.10589169

>>10586319
I know this is a joke but I actually dream of this

>> No.10589255

>>10587930
go back to the_donald dingus

>> No.10589258

>>10588636
no your cat did not invent pasta

>> No.10589260

>>10588872
when your culture is barely above nigger-grade, you get insensitive when its changed

>> No.10589303

>>10589260
>>10588872
Same fag.

>> No.10589314

>>10588041
I usually cook my spaghetti for 5 minutes, take a bite and then cook further untill it hits the right consistency. Should be soft but still have a nice bite. When in doubt, I usually just serve it undercooked

>> No.10589363

>>10589303
thats quite a samefag, waiting 90 minutes to reply to himself

go back to rëddit you stupid nigger

>> No.10589393

>>10589363
Mad taiwanese ladyboy.

>> No.10589439

>>10588658
Fasces, symbol of authority in ancient rome. It was carried by the lictors of a consul/magistrate represented that magistrate's authority over life and death. It represents the strength of many brought together, or faggot (lol), is stronger than the individual sticks.

>> No.10589455

>>10589393
>>10588906
taiwan isn't known for ladyboys
thats thailand

>> No.10589459

>>10589455
Are you pre OP little discount chink ?

>> No.10589493

>>10586150
literally takes 20 seconds for it to soften up so the other half of pasta can go into the pot.
There is no uneven cooking to the noodles

>> No.10590073

>>10587621
>we invented pasta
You most certainly did not. Pasta existed in the mediterranean area since the fucking bronze age.

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10590314

>>10590073
>Pasta and Noodles: A Global History By Kantha Shelke

Let's be realistic though, every civilisation that figured out grinding grains was going to try rolling some dough out and boiling it pretty much immediately.

>> No.10590341

>>10586725
>I'm italian
Why do these two words always precede the stupidest opinions on food?

>> No.10590348

>>10590314
Fine, but let's be realistic and agree that there is NO evidence it existed in the Mediterranean prior to Asian contact, OK? Granted in the orange age concrete evidence is poo-poo'd as fake, but c'mon, it's the only un-Orwellian method we have to get some semblance of historical accuracy.

>> No.10590357

>>10589493
QUIT CALLING THEM FUCKING NOODLES, SPAGHETTI IS NOT A "NOODLE", FUCK I HATE THIS BOARD

>> No.10590438

>>10590348
Stop trying to fucking politicize everything you goddamned faggot, Jesus Christ if anyone spits anything about politics you fucking lefties scream "go back to /pol/", but here you are just being the little faggot you are
Drop it and talk about food you fucking pathetic excuse for a co/ck/sucker

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>>10586202
>>10587619
>>10588500
>>10588562
>>10588962
AMERICANS! DO THEY REALLY DO THIIIS!?!?!?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AMERICAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!!!!!

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10590868

>>10590357
>Noodles are a staple food in many cultures. They are made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.
Spaghetti is one of the most well known noodles, especially here in America.

>> No.10590888

>>10586150
God, I really wish anime would fucking abandon that terrible overused style. Are nips so afraid of being unique that they can't come up with a style of their own and just regurgitate the same shit everyone else does?

It's really a pity because some of the backgrounds look amazing but then you see the stupid fucking blue-haired moeblob with huge eyes and a tiny dot for a nose.

>> No.10591167

>>10590314
>>10590348
How cucked in the head must you be to not be able to figure out that different cultures can figure out the same thing without even coming in contact with eachother?

You're literally saying niggers invented drinking water or something by that logic.

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>>10590818
calm down