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>>10585824does he have to sell all uneaten eggs before he can leave the egg fort so he doesn't break them?
>>10585824Wait, the chicken was already cooked BEFORE going in the oven. That must dry as shit by the end. Gay recipe.
>>10585890Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.
>>10585896anyone that actually does this should be executed
>>10585900Please anon, this is a blue board.
>>1058590012 yr olds are not allowed on 4chan.
>>10585899meh... the crepe itself looks okay (though a little too thick) but the filling is really boring. I wouldn't pay for it.
>>10585899did they have to cut away while she added their secret ingredient?
>>10585931Not sure if liberal or joshin the customer
>>10585924b..but a girl made it just for you..i..its special
>>10585936How the hell does he get out of the egg fort?
>>10585949everything woman make disappoints me and I mean EVERYTHING
>>10585936Wait so does he get out from the back or is it covered from top to bottom eggs?
>>10585951He can't. He has to cook them all before he can leave.
>>10585968Is it a JAV?
>>10585953you hate yourself. I get it. I get things.
>>10585963everything is eggs, the ceiling, the floor, its all eggs
>>10585896EPIC TROLE XD
>>10585989And its not the suffering that we choose but yet we slip into or are forced into we wait we wonder why? Why do i have to feel this, this pain it only derives from the basis of our existence, our very being, so why must I wait?Day and night dusk dawn, the very birth of light and death in darkness I will live selling eggs, I wait for freedom, from the white fortress.
>>10585899that'll be $18 prease
>>10585896This is retarded. With regular m&m's you might actually have to work to tell the difference, peanut m&m's are so much bigger and have a distinct shape. It would literally be effortless to distinguish them.
>>10585896It's still easy to tell which is which immediately because the peanut m&m's are bigger. Fucking retards.
>>10585884why does she spit in the food?
>>10585896looks like this meme is officially dead
>>10586068getting a few gay vibes
>>10585896>S on skittle>M on M&Ms
>>10586073It's like they planned for this exact situation!
>>10585946Wouldn't a midget get pissed off if you stopped him dropping his sandwich with his stumpy arms?
new webms ONLY
>>10586050>>10586050It's trollception, and you fell for it.
>>10586062She knows you'll pay extra for that.
>>10585931It's funny because he's not actually working any faster. He looks hyped as shit, but all productive steps towards making the crepes are actually normal speed. It's like he thinks violently shaking is making people think he's working faster or more skilled.
>>10585960most of this is fake facts
>>10586139It's called showmanship, idiot
>>10586050>>10586052yeah...because the person that dives in knows you used skittles instead of both reg and peanut m's...you're really smart, guys.really smart.
>>10585960>only deemed safe for dog foodthen how did it legally end up in my people food, you fucking liars.
>>10585931so this is what craig ferguson does now.
>>10585891she has almost no wrists and she looks genuinely sick from how pale she is, or like she grew up in a cave with no lights and was just let out after 20 years
>>10585896>>10585896>Implying that wouldn't taste good
>>10585910Sleep snug porker
>>10585968Poor thing died so a guy could go home and fuck that ugly woman to create more people in an already overpopulated country>When does it end?
>>10586103>Grease between grease
>>10585942>that one white guy in the all black group
>>10586406was this scene supposed to be erotic?
>>10586108yeah, roll your face on that bread you dirty slut
>>10586108is this a fetish or am I missing something?
>>10586525Apparently Kari doesn't swallow.
>>10585824Am I retarded or is that actually not a terrible way to create mini pizza bitesIt's efficient and quick and you can't really go wrong with adding sauce, cheese and dough
>>10586560Nah that seems perfectly fine for pass apps that tasty specializes in making
>>10586574All that cheese makes it look like vomit.
>>10585931not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>10586517what I wouldn't give to be that cotton candy
>>10586451GARFIELD YOU FAT CAT
>>10586552Imagine if those corpses were alive women.
>>10585936Does he have to live there until he sells enough eggs to finally get out? What about poops and wee wee?
>>10586107>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>10585896why do normies think this is some kind of sly thing to do? any fatass who eats candy isnt gonna really care if they get both fruit and chocolate in their mouth. plus, like some already pointed out. its easy to tell the difference between a peanut M&M and skittle.
>>10586842it was some idea made 10 years ago, "oh wouldn't that suck, someone got tricked", and became overblown, a gigantic "meme", epic trolling, a clever prank to clown all your guests.except it was over and done with nearly the same day it was created, not even practiced, it was just an idea. everybody who saw it had the same exact god damn reaction, "oh...wait no, I can grab skittles if I like them, they have the S"
>>10585896Needs to me regular M&Ms, skittles, and Reese's Pieces.
>>10586460wait what? did she throw up water before eating the bug? also, that bowl cam, hahahaha fucking why?
>>10586451Friends are thereTo help you get started, to give you push on your way
>>10586842I like to think of it as a funny jokeOnly a huge masochist would enjoy a mouthful of S&Ms
>>10586103>flattening them after frying themMotherfucking inbred chicanos. They ruin everything.
>>10586421I don't recall this being an al/ck/ thread...
>>10586905What are you trolling about?
>>10586108FUCK YEAH SMASH THAT PIGU FACE IN THAT BREAD MY COCK IS SO FUCKING HARD
>>10586421All that wasted chocolate milk.
>>10586907Is it semen that is resembling dipping sauce or semen-resembling dipping sauce?
>>10585824>ruining it with cheddarwho in the fuck eats cheddar pizza
>>10587003It's a lesson about how grammar and punctuation are important.
>>10587012someone explain this webm to me i'm so confusedwouldn't a fat person want to savor the milkshake(?) shes drinking or at least just drink it from the jug, the funnel seems so overkill or is it like a protein shake and shes just trying to get it down as fast as possible
>>10587045Feeder fetish. He gets off on putting food in her.
>>10587045too lazy to suck the straw maybe, she seems to still be getting solid DPS with the funnel
>>10587066well that explains everything thanks
>>10587071Looks better than omurice.
>>10586675>>>/r9k/go and stay go
>>10586421i cant believe they had to kill that guy to film this
>>10587095!!! ROASTIE ALERT !!!
>>10587115>using gloves to handle foodIs there a bigger red flag that it's gonna be awful?
>>10587142enjoy your food poisoning faggot
>>10587153Enjoy dying when a fly sneezes on you and your immune system can't handle it
>>10587161go back to the shitting streets, Pajeetthis place is for people
>>10587161>the immune system memefuck off, do you know how stupid you fucking sound right now? i bet you're one of those people who think we get autism from vaccines because some of our """immune systems""" aren't strong enough to handle them. back to /pol/
>>10587187boy you sure showed that strawman. If you weren't retarded you would realize that eating some dirt every now and then is the same as a vaccine. It strengthens your immune system by exposing it to different things
>/ck/ - Food & Evolutionary Biologists
>>10585915Head Baker: Okay, I got the head finished, you just need to finish filling out the body.Apprentice: Hunnng brp duh thus, buuusss!
>>10587142>Is there a bigger red flag that it's gonna be awfulA rectangle gold ring with fake diamonds on a chubby finger
>>10585960I would like to shake the hand of the person who made this bait. Well done.Remember the emails people sent in the late 90's about the kittens raised in glass boxes? It's ALMOST that good. Stupid people (honestly, most people) will eat this shit up.
>>10586944Nothing. Just stating that fucking American Chicanos destroy Hispanic Culture. One should flatten out the plantain before frying them, because it gives the most surface area, therefore having the most crunch per cm. The way they are done in the webm is retarded. No true Caribbean would do them like this.
>>10585979I want in on this. Link to source?
>>10587302Hispanic Culture is garbage though.
>>10586080dead midgets don't mad
>>10587306Well, when you get a bunch of injuns, niggers and white spaniard trash to mix, what you get ain't the best there is.Patacones/Tostones are still dope, though. Sadly chicanos fuck them up.
>>10585960wouldn't the chickens die of arsenic poisoning then? maybe their flesh is pink because that's what fucking color flesh is?
>>10586582I understand a tap or two just to get your bearings. I think it shows a sign of someone that has experience doing a lot of quick knife work on a lot of product. True especially if you're using a knife that you're unfamiliar with, as knives are balanced differently.That yellow cutting board one was just someone trying to dislodge veg stuck on the blade. Reprehensible. I'm fine with the veg being cut on a chicken board, though. All cutting boards go through the same dish-washing cycle: rinse, wash, sanitize, air dry.
>>10587371>to get your bearings.What bearings? You're not a fucking sailor out at sea.
>>10587244how dare show such disrespect to the deceased
>>10587409I was wondering how long until someone got the reference
>>10587375I've cooked on cruise lines though. Baking on open seas in a small ship is unpossibre.But my point was that knives are balanced differently. If you're picking up a knife that your crew picked out for you, a tappa tappa isn't a bad idea just to gauge the weight and where the balance is.See you in berthing.
>>10585841he hard boils them one at a time so he can get out. then he sells them to the guy in the stall next to his.
>>10587204>that endwell that was disrespectful. I'm pretty sure he noticed the person waving and just ignored it.
This thread was honestly better than any recent YLYL thread I've been in
>>10587475shit. there's a "WEBMs with sound for other boards" thread in /wsg
>>10587071> the recipe is a secretLiterally just whip the whites separately to stiff peaks and wa la.Does not taste that good either.
>>10586139I think he's disabled
>>10586842>muh normiesYou haven't been to a funeral where there was bubble gum and peanuts mixed together as a bar food? Your dead friends have no sense of humor.
>>10587582Sorry, *humouréeuro trash
>>10586574>dat absence of wrists
>>10587527It sounds like you're basically going to get a mouthful of air.
>>10587204That black guy knows he's done wrong and is afraid that justice has finally come for him
>>10587600i don't get it
>>10587600That's what happens when you only tip 10%
>>10587602Easily $20 in avocado right there
>>10587600What did he do?
>>10587670For what possible goddamn reason
>>10587646>>10587658crazy fucker tried to use a hardees gift card at mcdonalds
>>10587680That's great but again the question is why
>>10587694A small man asks why.A true man ask why not?
>>10587696really tingles my tacos
>>10587302They did it wrong, but your way is wrong also. You fry it, Flatten, then fry again. You make it obvious you are one of those "Chicanos" yourself.
>>10587142>>10587115Why do americans insult every food they have never heard of, then backpedal once they find out an american didn't make it? It's almost as if they depend on the rest of the world to tell them what is supposed to taste good.
>>10587646he used a compressor to make a train horn sound that startled the person
>>10587694Not the webm poster, but I've been in love with Kiwami's videos. He makes knives out of random shit for shits and giggles.
>>10585890Probably some weird japanese tradition.
>>10586809jesus christ, it's just cheese
>>10587602whats with tasty always using meme chese
>>10586582this is a great webm
>>10587306I kind of get wine. You aren't going to get that batch of grapes again, those exact barrels or whatever they do, but why can't you just bake more of those fruit cakes? Why is that shit expensive?
>>10587865It's full of literal diamonds and gold. You're not paying for the cake itself
>>10587866just make more diamonds
>>10586188It's called being on coke, idiot.
>>10587602>California rollit's more traditional using imitation crab meat.but all of this is fucked and fake n gay
>>10585910sleep snug porker
Why do I keep coming to these fucking threads?
anyone have the webm of the fat german woman cooking with hotdogs and sticks of butter?
>>10585946>maybe get the 6'' next time vern
>>10586068Sunibee has been a dead meme since he went psycho and deleted his shit or whatever. His art was honestly shitty in the first place.>>10587616You ever had a souffle? I'm assuming it's something like that.>>10587602Just make fucking onigiri at that point. That shit would slide around when you try to eat it.>>10588042I don't know either. Every board has a repetitive shitty thread like this one, but this is the best of those. Feels sort of comfy, and it's nice getting mad at the Tasty shit sometimes.
>>10585952>>10585959I really want to know what her poop looks like.Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers and steaks (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...
>>10587375Calibrate your proprioception.
>>10587508Why do these people always look so proud of themselves?
>>10588136People capable of feeling shame don't volunteer to be on that show.
>>10586552Shit like this makes me wanna become vegan.
>>10585859Most of their recipes end up dry as fuck, that's why they dip it in a kiloton of sauce... Worst offender is probably the overcooked omelette roll which looks like rubber
>>10585899Would've been great with a bit of strawberry jam instead of the chocolate
>>10586108there is something really sexy about her hands
>>10585968Eating a still alive octopus is incredibly dangerous. It can choke you on the down as it's tentacles try to keep from being eaten, or it can pull itself back out, also choking you, if you don't chew it properly.
>>10586814I can already hear the sounds of loud mexican thots in the distance
>>10587115Is that fucking cheese? What is every bodies obsession with adding fucking cheese to absolutely everything
>>10585896Is this supposed to be bait or something?
>>10587476go back to r.eddit, you idiot
>>10585884>sees the camera>show off morehhhnnnngggghhhh yellow thots god damn
>>10586809why not just saw it in half?i can't imagine there is a good reason for this crap
>>10588365Because it shows the crystalline structure that forms, which lets the connosewers buying it know it's the real deal instead of the fake american crap.
>>10585949Putting people up on a pedestal just for what's between their legs is beyond retarded. People are just people, anon.
>>10585931>How many layers of amphetamines you on my man ?
>>10588377I see, thanks for clarifying thatI'd rather they just offer a taste test before purchase
>>10585924That's stealing. You shouldn't steal.
>>10585899>it's from Japan therefore unique and superiorGastheweebs.jpg
>>10585934I don't that's enough time to add her pussy juices. I bet they're in the meringue
>>10588343>MUH AUTISM SAFESPACE>>>/r9k/
>>10588594>she will never gargle your cum without breaking eye contact
>>10585896What kind of fat fuck would eat this by handfuls at a time and not individually.
>>10587012Had no idea there's webm to this
>>10586068>>10588100Didn't he like post some nazi stuff before flipping the fuck out? I wouldn't call his art shitty per se, but I agree that it's overrated.
>>10588616>wasting foodyou'd think japs would be efficient
>>10585890>ancient chinese tradition
>>10587003It's clearly semen, resembling dipping sauce.
>>10585824this looks alright, but why do they make it on the floor?
>>10588332In America if a meal doesn't have cheese on it customers will assume the cook forgot to add it or is deliberately sabotaging your food.
>>10585884And is she is probably lactose intolerant
>>10586560It's literally how we make "pizzasnails" in my country.
a big ole I'm a fatass roll. na jk.
>>10586814>I want to have the most painful burning shits ever
I am so scared of sobering up.Current binge it's been over weeks of me waking up and urgently needing to drink to avoid vomiting everywhere, and shitting everywhere, for days of terrible anxiety and sweats.Why do we do this to ourselves?
>>10587115hey at least it's not well done
>>10585896I did this once and it sucked. Made me realise how much i hate skittles
i looked up the fortune cookie and all i could find was it was sold at a charity auction in london. what was so special about it? was it written by nostradamus?
>>10588645i needs it bros
>>10587783how can you tell he's not american just by his gay glove covered hands
>>10587675Police can't find the murder weapon if you boil it and eat it afterwards.
>>10587693>Avocado at the end.What's the point?
>>10589598Nice one, Tojo
>>10587783What do you even mean by this
>>10589585The arm hair, most young americans have trouble growing it do to the large amounts of soy in their diet.
>>10589765Oh man, did your sub-par education system not teach you reading comprehension?
>>10586582Thank you for this collection of taps. I was waiting for somebody to make something like this.
>>10587602Making maki rolls would be easier and more pretty. This is useless.
>>10589315Because it's better than fighting for a better life.
>>10587071>Blankest. Blank. EVER.fuck numedia and everyone who indulges this crap
>>10586552I'm hungry now
>>10585884Rice milk truck just arrive
>>10587826it's how they do food porn
>>10586574>Cheese and baconYeah, no.
>>10587653A memeload of avocado.
>>10587119That's the future of British cooking after all the knives have been binned.
>>10589598>boil and eat pasta sharpened to a razor's edge>mutilate your esophagusYou're supposed to cook the murder weapon and serve it like a deadly lasagna at the deceased's reception
>>10586103that be $25.5, plus tip!
>>10586675I just imagined it, here's how it would go>internet freaks out, I find out last as usual>get excited because it's supposed to be really fucked up>go on a hunt, it's not on 4chan, it's not on reddit>finally find it on voat>prepare to fap, boner already rising>press play>buffering buffering buffering>it's blurry, but what I can make out is horrifying>try to power through it>can't>close video and feel ashamed>realize they have my IP address>panic>delete all my porn>regret it an hour later
>>10585824it's always with the fuckin pizza dough
>>10587602This is the most stereotypically millennial thing I have seen today.
>>10586108>that momentary pause at 0:15 to reflect on the life decisions that led her to this point
>>10591249>americannice tryyou must be new here
>>10591249>average american breakfast>Pures Leben
>>10591273I arrived off the boat 20 minutes ago.
>>10589902like a little bit, hein?
>>10585968honestly this just seems kind of cruel. I'm in no way against eating meat, but don't toy with the fucking animal before you kill it.
There is a disturbing lack of Jack in this thread.
>>10591409every chef worth his salt should have a poultry hairdryer in the kitchen
>>10585890Her face is just so flat
>>10585960People who buy pre-made patties are sub-human anyway. The only good burger is that who's meat you grounded yourself
>>10587306I really hate it when they inflate the price of food y just adding gold or diamonds. I know that the food itself must be pretty good already, but the gold and diamonds are just a lame way of inflating the price. That's like saying that you made the most expensive turd and it being common shit with random diamonds thrown at it
>>10588599okay this one was pretty good :3
>>10587319>>10586368truly a cinematic masterpiece. top tier kino.
>>10586582>that old skool nokia cell phone. i had that one
>>10586139you should see him when he's not doing that. takes twice as long.
>>10591556We need some real speed. Also inb4 faggot with unoriginal "meme" reply.
>>10591409more of this man please
>>10591563The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.
>>10591660>taking a picture of the monitor>cortana search bar>chromeYou're fired.
>>10585899Why isn't she putting on a cool dance show like that jewish guy in the other webm?
>>10591758Why isn't she picking boogers out of her nose like the other guy as well?
>>10587119this is a feminist statement, isn't it?
>>10588589>>10588591>>10588594>>10588598>>10588599Is there a word in the English language that means "pretty in an elflike way?"
>>10587600That feisty girl I'd bang
>>10591794ethereal, fair, or if you wanna cheat, elfin
>>10587771And then pepe wonder why there is an obesity epidemic
>>10586103Dude, this is not new. We do this in Colombia, and it is delicious.
>>10591505>goes for secondswhat a legend
>>10587693It's bad enough you're cooking bullshit, don't fucking try to make it all cutesy on top of it.
>>10591957Years of whippits and harder drugs rendered Steve O incapable of feeling pretty much anything.
>>10591663dont make fun of him for using chromethats the best search enginge for looking up gay porn
>>10587876De Beers "associates" will be in contact with you shortly.
>>10587302>>10586905What the fuck do you think "Chicano" means?
>>10591970chicano is a made up word
>>10588589>>10588591>>10588594>>10588598>>10588599s-stop looking at me like that
>>10591979A made up word with a single definition. A definition that has fuck all to do with banana chips.
>>10591986whats the defintion then puto
>>10585968What about the beak?
>>10587670Only time people can say gluten can kill you
>>10586826Fuck Guinness. I wish I'd gone to the Jameson factory instead.
>>10585884Thailand, right? Has a penis.
>>10591965Traps aren't gay.
>>10592362Traps are categorically the gayest thing on Earth.
>>10592416They are literally the least gay, as they embrace femininity more than any other creature.
>>105859466 ft vs. 5'11''
>>10586564That's fucking cheating, the hamster would store it in its cheeks.
>>10592510The human is storing it in his stomach, he is also cheating.
>>10586884I know they do it to themselves, that doesn't mean I won't feel sorry for them.
>>10588589>>10588591>>10588594>>10588598>>10588599I really wanna punch her.
>>10585931It would be better if he'd added butter, and let the crèpe cook until crispy like they do in north western britany
>>10592354I hate activists as much as any other girl but how can butcher cutting meat increase your appetite?
>>10587835THE PIPE SCRIPT
>>10586826>using electric tap
>>10585953very subtle anon, euphoric/10
>>10587071been there done that, and it didn't even taste good.
>>10591663achchtchually taking a picture of your monitor is better than screenshots if you want it to be sure that its not edited. A webm would be even better.
>>10592786it's about showing the fresh ingredient
>>10585824STOP DIPPING EVERYTHING IN FUCKING SAUCE YOU FUCKING INBREDS YOU'RE NOT IN PRE-SCHOOL ANYMORE GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!!
>>10593059kek, u mad bruh?