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10582551 No.10582551 [Reply] [Original]

alright boys, i've been doing a little thinking, serious thinking about beta egg virgin, and sultry and skillful egg man. so maaaayyybbbbeeee they are working together. virgin egg boy is just a plant, like people see him and laugh, then see this skillful strapping man right next door, making delicious egg sandwiches, and they get drawn in and order one from sultry wifebeater tanned egg boi.
turns out, they are both working together, virgin boy is the master mind, he is the plant, he handles inventory, ordering, and he passes stock between the stalls when no one is looking. they divy up the cash at the very end of the night/early morning, and laugh as they walk their separate ways, into the sunsets.
i mean, people are tricky, and how dumb are you really to open an egg sandwich stand, right next to another.
i guess im just saying we should't judge the beta egg boy so harshly, maybe an anon needs to get out there in person and report back. maybe beta egg boi makes a different kind of sandwich and caters more to the office crown and he's only busy before work, lunch, and right after work lets out.
that guy has been on my mind a lot.

>> No.10582559

I'm not high enough to entertain your ramblings.

>> No.10582573
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10582573

>I eat eggs

>> No.10582581

>>10582551
how fucking baked are you?

and i thought i was high....

>> No.10582587

>>10582551
OP here
people might just see beta egg boy and order an egg from sultry boy simply out of spite.
maybe beta egg boy like puts on a show as they make eye contact with him as they order from his partner.
maybe that's why he has so many eggs, he's doing stock, inventory, the books, and they're both playing the game on all the passer-byers

>> No.10582592

>>10582581
im zero percent high!

>> No.10582613

Eggs are cancer. I used to eat eggs until my dick grew a set of fingers.

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>>10582613
didnt like the US have constant conflicting reports whether eggs were good or bad for you? like in the 90s. are eggs even good for you? is there such a thing as bad and good cholesterol? jeezus this got complicated fast. sultry egg man (he's a man boys, not a boy) probably makes a tasty egg sandwich. i want some adobo on it. that's it. extra greasy.
DUDE! What if they are related? the egg guys. I swear, what if he acts so fucking beta just to get people to order an eggie from his neighbor, just to like spite him.
they're fucking working together.probably blood relatives.
and that guy on youtube, the indian fuck with 11 fingers, he can fuck off, his videos get boring.

>> No.10582637
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10582637

instant noodles but with e g g

>> No.10582640

>>10582637
my dog has that same dish!

>> No.10582664
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10582664

well gosh darnit, i wanna talk about the eggmen conspiracy
does anyone have a damn opinion at all?

>> No.10582665

>>10582551
maybe you should put down the clamato.

>> No.10582668
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10582668

>>10582665
hey officer, this is a legally registered clamato, it has a trigger lock and my hands are at my side. if you would like to see my receipt to verify it is a legal clamato, it is in my glove box, i am not moving my hands from the air until you disarm me and verify my right to carry.
>this is a tasty drink, i'm gonna let you off with a warning