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10582434 No.10582434 [Reply] [Original]

With three sauce flavors. Fu/ck/ yeah

>> No.10582441
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10582441

>>10582434
>excited about the ebb and flow of promotional items at fast food restaurants
What a fucking life you must lead...

>> No.10582486

>>10582441
The chicken chalupa is a wonderful detour on the journey to the grave so shut the FUCK up

>> No.10582496

Does it have animal products in it if ordered fresco?

>> No.10582498
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>> No.10583106

>>10582441
>>10582498
>disliking taco bell
Edge

>> No.10583110

>>10582441
she cute

>> No.10583365

>yawn
Wake me up when the $1 chalupas come back

>> No.10583368

>>10582434
What are the new sauces? I only heard about the wild and was wondering what it tasted like. The avocado ranch one from the original launch was tasty

>> No.10584071

>>10582496
You could always just smell it

>> No.10584077
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>>10582434
bring back best chalupa pls

>> No.10584086

>>10583365
haha poor fag.

>> No.10584347

>>10583368
The same avacado ranch, wild and NACHO CHEESE

>> No.10584373

>>10583365
Them motherfuckers were $1 at some point?
Put me on that call list too

>> No.10584392

what in the holy hell is "wild sauce"
I can't keep up with these hip new lingos

>> No.10584659

>>10584086
haha nigger. bet you drive a bmw

>> No.10584710

eh, so far as Taco Hell promos go it's alright, no volcano menu though

>> No.10585064

Call me when their volcano menu comes back.

>> No.10585530

>>10584710
>>10585064
Chalupas are the best things on their menu

>> No.10585540

>>10582434
deep fried tacos with sallad and pasta? what the fuck is that shit?

>> No.10585549

naked chalupa is one of those items that when its cooked fresh and right can be god tier, if it's been out for a while though it's kinda gross

>> No.10585783
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>>10585540
Are you blind? It's a FRIED CHICKEN TACO SHELL with the remainder of the taco fillings. It's also going to come with three choices of sauces.

>> No.10585827

>no the beefy crunch
I'd like a re-roll please

>> No.10586265
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10586265

>go to taco bell tonight
>they tell me they don't sell the combo burrito anymore
>get bean and cheese burrito add beef, the same goddamn thing
>it comes out cheaper than the combo burrito usually is
The fuck?
Also I tried the chicken chalupa, was good

>> No.10587155

>>10585783
this is just a fried chicken patty w/ a shitty salad on top. not a true chalupa. completely misses the point of the chalupa, just like the chalupa XL did

>> No.10587168

>>10587155
This is Taco Bell. What part of you though it would be a "true chalupa"? Do you think they actually get Baja blast from Baja Mexico?

>> No.10587173

>>10587168
obviously the CHALUPA SHELL MY SON. u need to have the chalupa shell! and at the right ratio! u cant have a chalupa w/o a freakin chalupa shell ARE YOU KIDDING ME DUDE?

>> No.10587174

>>10587168
also is not mexican its MEXICAN INSPIRED, genius

>> No.10587190

>>10587173
>>10587174
No shit. That's why I said "this is Taco Bell" as if they give a shit that's not an actual chalupa shell as if their target demographic gives a shit it's not a chalupa shell.

>> No.10587292

>>10584077
I'm convinced that taco bell is run by retards. They refuse to keep items that thousands of people are begging them to keep on the menu like the beefy crunch burrito. But oh shit, when googling it real quick this came up

http://www.businessinsider.com/taco-bell-brings-back-beefy-crunch-burrito-for-1-in-test-2018-4

>> No.10587342
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10587342

They're never gonna bring back the $1 double-stack tacos

>> No.10587349

>>10584077

This guy gets it.

Also the blackjack taco.

>> No.10587350

>>10582434
I was really disappointed by this desu. It's basically just a shit tier chicken sandwich with no bun. That $5 box with the superdoubleawesome chalupa or whatever was great though.

>> No.10587455

>>10587350
Are you retarded or something? What else did you think it was? It's blatantly fried chicken taco shell. And it doesn't taste bad at all if you like fried chicken, chicken tenders, or chicken sandwiches.

>> No.10587565

>>10587455
I like fried chicken, but I don't like taco shaped gimmick patties that are 90% crisp and a deli slice worth of overcooked chicken.

>> No.10587648

>>10587565
>I don't like fast food
Okay? And your experience doesn't dictate all experiences. We all know quality varies based on location.

>> No.10587685

>>10587292
>Retarded for pulling in massive sales when promotional items return
I fucking worked at a Taco Bell when I was younger, people will come in for those promotional items and order a shit ton of them, bitch about it being a limited time, and then pay their $20 worth of beefy crunch burritos. It's a marketing tactic to make people want it, then they'll overindulge by buying more than they'd typical would.

>>10587342
Could just take regular tacos home and wrap a six inch tortilla with melted cheddar cheese around the hard taco shells and put whatever sauce you want on the tacos.

>> No.10587708

>>10587685
But they only sell many of the limited time items for $1. Yes, they still get a profit on it, but not nearly the same as they would with another item with almost identical ingredients that they sell for $3 all the time.

>> No.10587715

>>10582434
Just had one a couple minutes ago and it was fucking terrible. Smaller than a fritos burrito and over three times the price. I honestly don't get why people here pretend to like shitty fried chicken from fast food places that aren't even fried chicken themed; I tried the mcChicken recently just because it's memed so hard I thought it might be okay for a buck, and it was also terrible.

>> No.10588428

>>10582434

I had it yesterday. It was absolutely fantastic

>> No.10588471

>>10587715
If you don't even like a McChicken you're just a picky eater or live in a shit hole.

>> No.10588539

>>10586265
Combo burrito has 2 servings of beef and one serving of beans

>> No.10589152

>>10584077
My absolute nigga

>> No.10590277

>>10587342
Tacos suc

>> No.10590306
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Isn't this just the beesechurger?

>> No.10590789

>>10582434
Forming a bird into a taco shell is fucking weird. Can I get wild sauce on their regular items?

>> No.10590799

>>10582441
Hahahahaha

>> No.10590940
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10590940

Post promotional menu items that you miss.

These things were amazing at only $1.

>> No.10591226

I EAT

>tacos
>burritos
>chalupas
>gorditas

Nothing more

>> No.10591435
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10591435

>They will never bring back Lava Nachos

>> No.10591448

>>10590940
>tfw you never got to try this

>> No.10591460

These kikes raised the price of their box to $6. Done with this place.

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>>10590940
I need a goddamn double down.

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>>10585783

>> No.10591560
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>>10590940
These fucking things were my favorite taco bell item ever. They eventually brought them back but they were way worse and didn't have the different varieties, and then got rid of them again anyway.

So fucking depressing.

>> No.10591576

>>10591560
God i miss those

>> No.10591583

I remember the dollar chicken burritos before they used the shitty shredded dried overly salted chicken

>> No.10591595

>>10591522
this guy gets it

>> No.10592068

>>10591522
That ain't taco bell

>> No.10592087

>>10590789
>Forming a bird into a taco shell is fucking weird

It came out of a shell when it was born and it goes into a shell when it dies. Circle of life.

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>>10592068
Close enough

>> No.10592343

>>10592114
Can you order KFC and Taco Bell from these?

>> No.10592377

>>10592343
Only if you're morbidly obese

>> No.10592426

>>10586265
The place I go to still gives me Combo Burritos anyway.

Feels acceptable.

>> No.10592571

>>10592343
Bro, in America all imaginable horrors are in the realm of possibility.

There's a fast food place about an hour from me that we call KenTacoHut - because yes, it's a KFC, Taco Bell, and a Taco Bell under one roof. I have ordered beefy crunch burritos with KFC biscuits and gravy as a side in the drive thru.

America is a lardass paradise.

>> No.10592574

>>10592571
>>10592343

*KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut

>> No.10592588

>>10582434
three sauce flavors? are you saying i can get three for free?

>> No.10592654

>>10592377
I'm a skeleton, would like to order some taco and tenders or popcorn chicken without doing two separate lines.

>>10592571
Thanks man, imma try it one day.

>> No.10592697
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>>10590940
These were so short-lived. Along with the quesadilla variety.

They sort of brought it back a while ago using their "naked chicken chips" but it wasn't even remotely the same.

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>>10582434
>mfw I got a wild one today
Fuck it was tasty

>> No.10592812

>>10583365
Sweet dreams, holmes

>> No.10592825

>>10583365
>can't spend more than a dollar on food

>> No.10592936

>>10590940
my favorite fast food item of all time, i miss it so much

>> No.10593605

>>10584077
Too much bread. I always threw half away.

>> No.10593614

>>10582441
Sometimes the items are legitimately good, which isn't often, but they happen occasionally. Like the Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza from Papa Johns. I don't normally order from there, but when I do I spam the Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza orders and stock up because they don't last long.

>> No.10593616

>>10582434
They wouldn’t need 3 sauce flavors if any one of the three was good.

>> No.10593618

>>10587173
This. The chalupa shell is what makes the Taco Bell chalupa, for me. Patrician taste my good sir

>> No.10593638

>>10587708
their $1 promos are loss leaders

>> No.10593648

>>10582434
This is the best thing to come out of Taco Bell. Can't fucking wait to grab one later.

>> No.10593710

the best taco bell promo item to come out since the breakfast sausage quesalupa

had two which came with a bit of fire hole

>> No.10593756

The nearest taco bell is a 20 minute flight with no airstrips around the town. The only thing we got is a Wendy's and a gyro shack that gets its meats imported from Wisconsin.
I only get out to the groceries two or three times a year for spices and packaged goods. I dont feel like wasting 30 eqv dollars for my Cessna to land unnanounced in a colleague's field and ride a bike into town just for some taco bell "food"

>> No.10593770

>>10582434
This is shit, it's just a flattened chicken burger without the bun. At least put taco meat in it.

>> No.10593957

Am I the only one that thinks of preteen girl cunny when anyone mentions this? Naked chicken taco sounds like naked children "taco" to me.

>> No.10593976
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>>10590940
Cool Habanero was my favorite. I ate so much Taco Bell that month I gained almost 10 pounds.

>> No.10593990

>>10593976
How can you gain weight at taco bell? I always leave hungry even after spending 8 or 9 dollars.

>> No.10594005

>>10582441
At least he's enjoying something in life unlike you with your sour 'tude.

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>>10582434
>two volcano burritos, no rice, and a side of volcano sauce pls
I miss it so much....

>> No.10594233

>>10590940
Those "ghost pepper" burritos were awesome. They were the only reason i've ever heard gone to taco bell out of choice

>> No.10594311

>>10587565
It's fast food, for fuck's sake. What were you really expecting?

>> No.10594327

>>10594120
I'm with you on that, broski. This shit was so good, I literally sharted fire like an hour after I ate it. Good times...

>> No.10594388

>>10592571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

>> No.10594396

Taco bell went to shit around the time that jew faggot John Stewart took over a good show (daily show) from Craig Kilborn and is just making it shit.

>> No.10594431

>>10594396
>went to shit

That implies it wasn't always shit.

>> No.10594571

>>10594431
It wasnt. They had meat grinders and used local meat back in the day contracted with local farms. There were also less fillers. Corporate use to permit local recipes and variations and setup at fairs.

Then of course they started hiring blacks and Mexicans and forcing diversity standards. Niggers and spics ruin everything. I use to like timberland boots and north face as well. Sad.

>> No.10594972

is anyone else still buttmad that the old 2 dollar meal deals are almost 4$ now

>> No.10594979

>>10594571
>diversity hiring is why taco bell isn't getting any michelin stars
I'm not sure if you're LARPing as a stereotypical poor white trash, or if you're for real, but either way I laughed

>> No.10595714

>>10594972
i make more than 15/hr so no

>> No.10595738

>>10582434
WTF that's not Jack in the Box

>> No.10595817

>>10594979
That's not what he said, but good job throwing the target out another 400 yards.

I'm just aggravated that "fast food" can't be consistent food. If I want a burrito I'm okay with it taking 5 minutes because I don't want to buy a whole pack of tortillas, a whole thing of sour cream, a bunch of shit I don't want to use this week, and dirtying a bunch of dishes for rice beef quacamole salsa etc. Just put don't put all the meat and sour cream on one end, the vegetables in the middle, and a weird-ass fold with some cheese on the other end.

I'll pay an extra dollar and wait an extra minute for you idiots to train your employees how to wrap a sandwich/burrito that I only eat once or twice a month when I have that itch. I'd buy from the local Mexican restaurants but then it is easier and cheaper to make it at home; it's nothing but bean, meat, and cheese. I can cheese freeze that shit fuckers.

>> No.10596115

>soft taco supreme
>chicken griller thing or small cup of nacho cheese potatoes w/sour cream
>baja gordita
>nacho cheese chalupa
These are usually my go to items when I visit

>> No.10596470

>>10594233
>ghost pepper burritos
Yeah those were my favorite thing they ever had. I was upset when they took them away.

>> No.10596622

I’m still a Doritos locos taco fag.

>> No.10596650

>>10593756
Why are you posting in this thread?

Go fly your aeroplane into a ravine

>> No.10596701

>>10582434
it is my opinion that the naked chicken chalupa is the greatest fast food item of all time. not just in taste, but in innovation and novelty factor.

>>10593976
yeah cool habanero and spicy sweet were godlike and these were such a good value

>> No.10596769

>>10587292
>>10587685
Bring back the volcano menu damnit

>> No.10596836

>>10596769
This really was the greatest thing TB ever created and they won't bring it back. WTF is wrong with them?

>> No.10596947
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>three sauce flavors
there are only 2

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>>10582434
I'm still waiting for them to bring back the Ranch & Bacon Chickstar, that shit was good.

>> No.10597117

>>10582441
Don't eat it then, cunt.

>> No.10597135

The santa fe chalupa was the best by far.

>> No.10597231

>>10583365
Wake me up when they bring back the lime sauce that was on the steak soft tacos in like 2006.

>> No.10597263

>>10596947
Wild, nacho and guacranch
That's three dumb nigger

>> No.10597398

>>10597263
the guacamole ranch is part of what makes it a naked chicken chalupa in the first place you dumb fuck

>> No.10599181

>>10582434
I was hyped until I remembered how fucking small they were. Waste of $2.50.

Also, why did they get rid of the Triple Melt Burrito? It was the best thing on the dollar menu. I thought they were adding a bunch of shit to their dollar menu this year.

>> No.10600208

>>10597263
I stopped in a couple days ago and it was just wild or mild.

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>>10584710

>> No.10601528

>>10601061
>dune runes
>450 cents for a taco
none of this makes any sense

>> No.10601564

Boss wrap

>> No.10601568

>>10582434
disgusting, do americans really eat this?

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>>10601568

>> No.10601571

>>10582434
How much

>> No.10601573
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>>10582434
Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

>> No.10601607

>>10601573
why is this story notable or even funny? what does you being a beta loser have to do with anything?

>> No.10601622

>>10601573
>Girl's teenage relationship doesn't work out
Shocking

>> No.10601746

>>10601607
It's literally posted specifically because you reply mad about it.

>> No.10602136

>>10594120
>take away volcano sauce
>bring in some shitty "ultra hot" sauce that is crap
>backs away from anything spicy

taco bell where did the balls go?