Chilli

[Anonymous No.10581420]

Should I add beans to my chilli or not?

[Anonymous No.10581436]

>>10581420
If you absolutely worship penis, yes, bean it up.
If you absolutely abstain from vagina, because that shit is awful, no, do not add beans.

[Anonymous No.10581453]

Why is it even a stance worth taking? Like who gives a shit? If you like beans, add them, I like black beans or white beans in mine. But if I make a chilli or get served one without beans, I don't even notice or care.

Why are people upinarms over this? Beyond retarded.

[/an/ No.10581467]

>>10581453
Hating on beans in chili makes us feel like we're part of something bigger than us, and that we're not doomed to die alone.

[Anonymous No.10581525]

>>10581420
Beans And Beef Belong in Chili

[Anonymous No.10581579]

>>10581453
Because its fun? Nobody actuallt gets upset. Except maybe you

[Anonymous No.10581586]

>>10581420
of course you should, they're a core part of chili
only a crazy gay texan would say otherwise

it's like pineapple on pizza, people who whine about it are just deranged freaks

[Anonymous No.10581588]

[Anonymous No.10581590]

>>10581579
It's very hard to tell over text on a forum/imageboard. Especially because people on this site go fucking insane over the most inane bullshit all the time on boards like /v/ and /b/, etc.

[Anonymous No.10581663]

We've had this discussion before.

The answer is:
If you're using minced meat, add beans
If you're using diced meat/making steak chili, don't add beans.

There. Thread closed, faggots.

[Anonymous No.10581688]

As long as you're okay with it not being authentic chili

[Anonymous No.10581691]

>>10581588
I bet you eat all your food out of the can you fucking dogshit idiot

[Anonymous No.10581694]

>>10581420
they are called CHILI beans for a reason, pal

[Anonymous No.10581696]

>>10581691
doesn't mean beans belong in actual chili
put meat and tomatoes in your "authentic" bean casserole

[Anonymous No.10581725]

beans dont add anything of a culinary nature to chili. they stretch the servings out and help you eat lower on the food chain. texture can be pleasant. you have to add much more spice to compensate for their blandness.

[Anonymous No.10581728]

>>10581696
Go fuck yourself you peabrain slut

[Anonymous No.10582130]

>>10581728
no

[Anonymous No.10582148]

>>10581420
There are people who don't put beans in their chili?

Do you live in an area of the world where you can neither grow nor afford beans or something?

[Anonymous No.10582324]

>>10582148
The ol' logic switcheroo

[Anonymous No.10582341]

If you want beans, add em ya goofus

[Anonymous No.10582355]

>>10581453
fuck off fencesitter

[Anonymous No.10582480]

>>10581688
Whenever I put beans in my Chili (which is most of the time honestly), I call it Chili w/ beans

I understand that authentic/proper chili doesn't contain beans, but I much prefer it with beans...if there was another name for the dish, i'd happily use that....but there isn't, not sure why this triggers cu/ck's so much though

[Anonymous No.10582502]

>>10582480
Proper chili contains beans. Otherwise it's meat grease stew. Fuck is the substance?

[Anonymous No.10582532]

>>10582502
Texas chili is essentially Indian pepper water, but with some rancid beef and whatever dead animal and edible plant they could pick up along the way. This included skunky plants to hide their glorified roadkill.

Anyone claiming "muh authentic" is retarded. Shit is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10582549]

>>10581420
beans in chili are a filler. they detract from texture, dilute flavor, mute spice.

[Anonymous No.10582604]

>>10581420
Authentic Texan here. You may put beans in your chili.
People eat chili with beans all the time. Just remember, once you put the beans in, it's not chili, it's chili with beans. If you NEED to put beans in your chili, you never had chili in the first place, you had some weak ass pre-diarrhea recipe and asked yourself "What can I stuff this with to trick people into thinking it's not a mexican curry paste gone wrong?"

[Anonymous No.10582614]

Guys, what if you add cooked beans as a topping for Texas Red?

[Anonymous No.10582647]

>>10582604
You don't decide what is authentic for America, o state of 30% Mexican national population

Those days are long long over and you are the scion of things distinctly not American.

Chili has beans. Love, south carolina, gateway of the slaves and most American state

[Anonymous No.10582651]

>>10582532
Who hurt you, anon?

[Anonymous No.10582652]

>>10582647
look who's talking, your fucking shit state didn't invent chili
I wouldn't let Texas dictate whatever shit specialty your fuck state has, and the reverse is true

[Anonymous No.10582656]

>>10582647
>Love, south carolina, gateway of the obesity and sweet tea
FTFY

[Anonymous No.10582667]

>>10581420

The secret is to decide whether not not you want your chilli to have beans in it. If you do you should add them.

[Anonymous No.10582700]

>>10582647
Texas is America. The rest of the country is the leftovers that wern't good enough to be Texan.

And I, personally, determine what constitutes chili in Texas, therefore America, therefore the entire world.

[Anonymous No.10582702]

>>10582656
Yeah sounds like people who know eating.

[Anonymous No.10582708]

>>10581420
yes

[Anonymous No.10582712]

>>10581453
>Beyond retarded.
Internets much?

[Anonymous No.10584534]

>>10581590
Because its fun. Nobody actually gets upset. Except maybe you

[Anonymous No.10584572]

>>10581453
americans tend to fight over variations of their regional shit slops. like chicago hot dogs with the salad on top vs NY style. it's literally a meat tube made of anuses.

[Anonymous No.10584686]

>>10582532
>He thinks he's too good to eat roadkill

Hope your parents kept the receipt, anon. They need to take you back to the store.

[Anonymous No.10584694]

>>10582700
Texas here, can confirm. Nobody makes chili without calling this sexy sonofabitch first.

[Anonymous No.10584697]

>>10582700
Texas is California now

[Anonymous No.10584707]

>>10581420
Only when the chili isn't looking.

[Anonymous No.10584706]

>>10581420
Yes, they are high in fiber and other nutrients.

[Anonymous No.10584723]

>>10581688
The earliest story in a Texas newspaper circa 1840’s about the Chilli Queens serving chili to soldiers says it had beans...

[Anonymous No.10584730]

>>10584723
Probably means the civil war started over beans.

[Anonymous No.10584756]

>>10581420
i mostly dont put meat in my chilli, but beans

[Anonymous No.10584785]

>>10581420
wrong question. should be
>Should I add chilli to my beans or not?

[Anonymous No.10584852]

>>10581420
Add baked beans. They're delicious in chili.

[Anonymous No.10584899]

Add them if you want.
Dont if you dont want them.

Only faggots will screech about "muh authentic." No bean faggots are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.10585611]

>>10581420
Oh, remember, bragging about your chili is one of its ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10585645]

>>10581420
>>10584899
The only one that gets me is chili with rice. I get that it's a thing, but it just seems weird to me. For me it's saltines, tortilla chips, cornbread, fries or nothing.

[Anonymous No.10585647]

>>10581663
>diced meat chili without beans
aka, goulash with paprika deficiency

[Anonymous No.10585669]

>>10581436
So... straight guys cant eat chili?

[Anonymous No.10585930]

Beans or no beans, chili should be sweet. Not spicy.