Truck carrying 12 tons of chocolate milk crashes

[Anonymous No.10576614]

Press F to pay respects

>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/09/chocolate-spill-covers-highway-poland-tanker-trunk-overturns/594308002/

[Anonymous No.10576621]

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[Anonymous No.10576627]

another one :(
common sense milk laws would prevent all these tragedies

[Anonymous No.10576633]

There's no need to cry over spilt milk!

[Anonymous No.10576639]

>>10576633
Classic.

[Anonymous No.10576642]

>>10576633
CARLOS!

[Anonymous No.10576651]

>>10576633

[Anonymous No.10576679]

>>10576614
MODS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10576681]

>>10576633

[Anonymous No.10576684]

>>10576633
>>10576627
>>10576614
IT WASN'T EVEN MILK
It was melted chocolate and it started to cool and harden on the roadways causing a huge fiasco for law enforcement to clean up.
Apparently they had to ship in huge containers of hot water to blast the cooled chocolate off the roadway.

[Anonymous No.10576685]

It wasn't chocolate milk. According to the article it was liquid milk chocolate and it began to harden on the freeway after the crash. It was most likely going to be use to make chocolate bars and candies.

[Anonymous No.10576700]

>>10576684
>>10576685
doesn't matter, >>10576633 saw the opportunity and took it

[Anonymous No.10576715]

I can imagine the price of chocolate went up a little bit in Poland after this.

[Anonymous No.10576721]

>>10576684
>It was melted chocolate
God damn, it's enough of a pain in the ass cleaning up a couple bowls of that.

I wonder if the verge they washed it off into will burst back into life with hulked out sugar boosted plants next year.

[Anonymous No.10576769]

>>10576614
DESIGNATED

[Anonymous No.10577086]

>>10576721
Fuck that.
Imagine the ANTS

[Anonymous No.10577202]

>>10576614
If you're over 12 and drink chocolate milk you should probably kys

[Anonymous No.10577212]

>>10576685
I won't lie, I'd probably eat a bit of it. The top layer has to be relatively clean, right?

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[Anonymous No.10577492]

>>10577484
2e4m

[Anonymous No.10577557]

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[Anonymous No.10577585]

On the bright side, some ants just won the lottery.

>>10576633
Get deported, you little shit.

[Anonymous No.10578032]

Think of all the cows that died for that :(

[Anonymous No.10578059]

>>10577484
I'm more upset that it's not a smooth pour the whole way

[Anonymous No.10578075]

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[Anonymous No.10578291]

>>10576614
Why the fuck would you be driving around 12 tons of melted chocolate in the first place? Why not transport it in solid form? Was it tempered chocolate? Would a truck like this really have sophisticated enough equipment to hold tons of melted chocolate precisely in the 88-90 F range that it needs to be held at to keep a temper? Wouldn't it be more convenient to just ship it in solids blocks, then melt and re-temper on site?

Is this another one of (((their))) tricks?

[Anonymous No.10578364]

>>10578291
Just a wild guess, but it's easier to transport it melted than to transport it in solid form and re heat it.
Liquids are much easier to work with than solids from an engineering point of view.
It's probably cheaper to keep it melted than to re-melt it too.

[Anonymous No.10578372]

>>10576633
CARLOS!

[Anonymous No.10578469]

>archer_do_you_want_ants.png

>>10578364
I actually think it's the other way around. We already have millions of rectangular shipping containers/transport trailers, seems like it would be trivial to just make a shitload if 5kilo bars and atafk em up inside then drive it wherever, especially since melted chocolate has to have a heated tanker associated with it to maintain the proper temp for it to stay in liuid form. feels like a large attempt to solve a problem that isn't actually there.

[Anonymous No.10578483]

>>10578469
you can't load and unload a truck with a hose when it's in solid form. do you even logistics

[Anonymous No.10578492]

>>10578469
I don't work in food but I work with chemicals and I can promise you there's plenty of tank trucks with all kinds of heating and temperature control systems, and it's much easier to work with liquids than it is with solids. I would much rather pump the truck full and pump it out at its destination than have to mold the chocolate into solid bars or chunks and then have to have it packaged up and loaded onto a truck and then unloaded at the destination and melted.

[Anonymous No.10578504]

>>10576684
>It was melted chocolate

[Anonymous No.10578518]

>>10577202
>he doesnt gym

lose some weight, fattie. People drink it for protein after

[Anonymous No.10578534]

>>10578518
>casein protein as a post workout
Get some whey you nogainz faggot.

[Anonymous No.10578549]

>>10578483
>the only way anyone could every unload any truck is if the cargo is liquid
well I guess every shipping company on the planet is just retarded, eh? you sure showed them

>>10578492
but there's so much more than just "temperature control" involved with melted chocolate; you have to like steam jacket the entire fucking tanker because all of the chocolate has to stay at EXACTLY the right temperature range or else you fucked up and the receiving company has to re-temper the whole batch and you just wasted extra money on a liquid tanker for no reason. plus it has to be atirred somehow because it's way more viscous than what I presume are any of the chemicals you've worked with since there are a ton of fats and possibly milk products that need to remain evenly Incorporated in the liquid form.

[Anonymous No.10578552]

>>10577202
oh no! it's the TEENAGER!

[Anonymous No.10578555]

>>10578549
>well I guess every shipping company on the planet is just retarded, eh? you sure showed them
It's not a matter of only method, it's using the most efficient method. jesus christ you're stupid, and probably poor since you aren't able to think critically.

[Anonymous No.10578558]

>>10576614
Where's Augustus Gloop when you need him?

[Anonymous No.10578559]

>>10578552
I honestly didn't think I'd find a teenager on /ck/. I was under the impression that board was mostly for emancipated adults who only started getting interested in food now that they have to cook it themselves.

[Anonymous No.10578568]

>>10576614
Press L to lap it up

[Anonymous No.10578577]

>>10576614
NO

[Anonymous No.10578580]

>>10578555
go to the nearest gun store, buy a shotgun, and blow your fucking head off you fucking nigger-ass elitist piece of shit. you think I'm stupid for suggesting palletizing chocolate bars as a means of transportation them, literally the most common fucking way of shipping ANYTHING, and then to top it all off, you call me poor?

abortions should stay legal so people like you can be killed before you have the chance to ruin your family's life and make everyone around you miserable.

watch the last 20 seconds of this video: https://youtu.be/ZtMfiWDQHT8

[Anonymous No.10578585]

Hey ck watch my chocolate milk please

[Anonymous No.10578593]

>>10578585
OH NOES someone drank it all!

[Anonymous No.10578603]

>>10578593
let me refill that

[Anonymous No.10578608]

>>10578580
whoa i hit a nerve, guess you really are as poor as you sound

[Anonymous No.10578640]

>>10578291
My guess is that if it were solid they would need to pay for packaging. Wrappers, plastic bags, cardboard boxes, etc. Shipping dry goods can lead to complications. Warehouses aren't always sanitary. Boxes get crushed. Contents spill. They can melt in the wrappers. Etc.

My guess is that by shipping it this way it's more sanitary, costs less to transport, less room for human error. As for keeping the tanker properly heated, I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.10578642]

>>10578580
All I see here is you screaming about how big of a retard you are. Go shove your dick in a blender.

[Anonymous No.10578653]

>>10578580
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.10578659]

>>10578580
anon you got called out on being a brainlet and are now getting angry in response to being exposed. if you cant comprehend why shipping milk chocolate in liquid form is more efficient and more controllable method than solid i dont know what to say.

oh, just thought of an example that even a child could understand: you know how m&ms melt when you leave them in the car? think of that, except thousands of bags of M&Ms in a truck. and you know how it is harder to fill a pool by carrying buckets of water to the pool than just by putting a hose in it and letting it fill up? same thing. if this doesn't help i am deeply sorry for your brain condition

[Anonymous No.10579177]

>>10578603
>piss
Fuck off mate.

[Anonymous No.10579190]

>>10578640
>As for keeping the tanker properly heated, I have no idea.
Here's how I'd do it: Inside the tanker there's mechanical stirring involved, to keep both composition and temperature homogenous. And the tanker has an outer enveloppe that is filled with heated water kept at the desired temperature with a thermostat. The whole thing is further insulated.
The only problem would be the stirring involved in the tanker, which would cost energy and might cause a local temperature rise due to friction, but as long as it's kept relatively liquid this shouldn't be a problem.

>>10578580
Yeah, I think you're right, that company worth several times your life just employed dumdums all the way and the do things wrong :( they should make you their new CEO.

[Anonymous No.10579204]

>>10579190
I think that angry guy is the same who posted >>10578979.

[Anonymous No.10579267]

>>10576614
I'm just surprised hambeasts didn't descend on the wreckage like zombies.

[Anonymous No.10579271]

>>10578580
>you think I'm stupid for suggesting palletizing chocolate bars as a means of transportation them
No, we think you're stupid because your conclusion when you didn't understand something was that an international industry had simply failed to think of something obvious, and then you doubled down instead of doing two minutes of research.

[Anonymous No.10579272]

>>10579267
>They Are Billions - Chocolate Edition

[Anonymous No.10579273]

And where was twilight?

[Anonymous No.10579389]

>>10576769
>cleans dirty stove with YOUR bread
hes no king

[Anonymous No.10579746]

>>10578659
>more controllable method
apparently it isn't
>>10576614

[Anonymous No.10579763]

↑low quality bait↑

[Anonymous No.10580245]

>>10578469
I'm a logistics professional and the cost of buying and maintaining a heated tanker & pump would be far less over even a single year than paying staff to package, load, unload and prepare the solid item and the most important thing is that it's ready to pump into the receiving vat and be used without reheating, which is invaluable for just-in-time operations.

[Anonymous No.10580342]

holy shit 4chan has gone soft
60 posts and not one hershey highway joke

[Anonymous No.10580412]

>>10579204
HOLY shit this guy is on a rampage
what on earth could his motivation be?

[Anonymous No.10580423]

>>10580412
I guess his girlfriend dropped him for someone who can cook.

[Anonymous No.10581024]

>>10577086
Maybe bears too.

[Anonymous No.10581027]

>>10577492

[Anonymous No.10581083]

>not screeching to a halt getting out of your car screaming in agony and rolling around in the chocolate as it was too good for this world

[Anonymous No.10581352]

>>10578580
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[Anonymous No.10581355]

>>10581352
...fuck. my bad. don't worry guys, I'll kms now.

[Anonymous No.10581475]

>>10581352
>>10581355
great posts famalam

[Anonymous No.10581478]

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[Anonymous No.10581561]

>>10578291
Because liquids take up 100% of the space

[Anonymous No.10581581]

>>10581352
OIABYTILAUQWOI

what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10581824]

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[Anonymous No.10581827]

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[Anonymous No.10581904]

Regular Milk > Chocoshit Milk

[Anonymous No.10581930]

>>10578580
i always crack up from these.

[Anonymous No.10581957]

>>10576769
we now have designated shitting streets AND designated shooting streets

Also voted in a literal Aryan man to take away our internet freedoms

is Poostan even trying?

[Anonymous No.10581963]

>>10576633
And you wonder why you don't have any friends

[Anonymous No.10581969]

>>10576614
Who can say where the road goes
where the day flows
only time

[Anonymous No.10583087]

>>10578580
>poor person rage