/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10573785]

post your breakfast, poster below you makes a judgement of your character. heres mine.

[Anonymous No.10573788]

>>10573785
I wish i could slap the pretentiousness out of you

The id have to follow with a round of beating for the narcissism

and a third ass kicking for making me expend the effort of the first two

[Anonymous No.10573798]

>>10573788
haha what is pretentious about a delicious and nutritient-dense breakfast that cost only $.83?

[Anonymous No.10573799]

Three strips of bacon, one fried egg, one slice of cheese and a slice of tomato on an English muffin that was lightly buttered.

>>10573788
Has some slight anger issues and thus I could probably hang out with this anon and his dubs.

[Anonymous No.10573805]

>>10573785
Your avocado cutting needs work, but otherwise it looks ok. I don't cook or eat breakfast, so here's a dinner I did
Cactus pear/chilipaste braised pork belly, glazed with more cactus pears
Mashed celery root
Maque Choux
And a roasted tomatillo dressing on a butter leaf and radish salad

[Anonymous No.10573809]

>>10573799
i bet youre a drumpf supporter
>>10573805
you are probably overweight but have a decent paying job

[Anonymous No.10573811]

>>10573798
you think millennials can afford that much avocado for breakfast every morning?

[Anonymous No.10573812]

>>10573785
Texture wise that has to be the most foul combination of ingredients

[Anonymous No.10573814]

>>10573805
I'd definitely try it but the salad shouldn't have been plated together.

[Anonymous No.10573817]

>>10573809
>i bet youre a drumpf supporter
wat

I'm not even an American. Why must you people inject politics into everything?

[Anonymous No.10573825]

>>10573817
looks like i rustled some feathers. cry more nazi

[Anonymous No.10573827]

>>10573814
EVERYTHING should be on one plate.
>>10573809
Skinny as shit. And I'm a cook, so no. But I make more than above average pay for someone of my caliber

[Anonymous No.10573828]

Zucchini bread with a pat of butter and a glass of milk

>>10573805
Youre afraid we are going to see you as boring when we find out you dont put that much effort into every meal. You really really want a headpat and you deserve it because that looks great

[Anonymous No.10573833]

>>10573827
have fun starving yourself skinny fat faggot

[Anonymous No.10573835]

>>10573828
that is true. I mostly eat at work and am making a point to cook an all day meal every Saturday. I should make cook a long threads.

Saturday 19 I'll make something and do a cook a long

[Anonymous No.10573841]

>>10573827
Then why center the main and throw on the salad like an afterthought?

[Anonymous No.10573847]

>>10573835
m8 I wish I could do pic related every day but sometimes work drags on and I got other mouths to feed so being late is a bit of an issue. The last 2 nights were hotdogs and takeout, weekends are always an all day thing though

[Anonymous No.10573852]

>>10573841
I was worried the heat from the meal would wilt the salad. I'm still working out personal plating styles I like and dislike. I could have done something more deconstructed with a bigger plate, but I'm not trying to work for Alinea. I like more homey plating but associated with something that could be 2-3 courses on another restaurant. All of my food tastes good together, whichever parts your choose to eat that forkful, and that is emphasized by my one plate notion

[Anonymous No.10573861]

>>10573852
fascinating

[Anonymous No.10573869]

>>10573847
I like how minimally processed your ingredients are. I'm the type of guy who would shave those at 1 mm and dress it with a mustard vinaigrette

Are those beans on the sprouts?

[Anonymous No.10573876]

>>10573825
Oh, you're trying to be retarded. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.10573879]

>>10573869
I'm guessing pine nuts.

[Anonymous No.10573880]

>>10573869
Pine nuts, Ive been tossing them on everything because I bought them months ago and have had nothing to do with them

[Anonymous No.10573887]

>>10573879
>>10573880
That sounds good as fuck. I need to buy a pound and just eat them raw. They're so good

[Anonymous No.10574037]

>>10573785

[Anonymous No.10574045]

Slice of leftover pizza and mug of coffee. Not my picture, but the general idea.

[Anonymous No.10574072]

>>10574037
You have a certain degree of insecurity that leads to seeking acceptance and love from unorthodox sources like a norwegian wood stacking forum. Whether its due to your mother not loving you enough or too much you now live life unironically afraid to drink an IPA because some frogposter told you it would cause you to become a woman then followed up with a study that had nothing to do with anything in that thread. You're nightmare last night was not a prophecy, it was a bit of fruit that didnt digest well.

>>10574045
You enjoy pizza.

[Anonymous No.10574484]

something like this

[Anonymous No.10574510]

>>10574484
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.10574543]

>>10574510
just noodle and barbecued pork, what's wrong ?

[Anonymous No.10574551]

>>10574484
>work this hard to make breakfast
>it lunch time already
>eat breakfast for lunch

[Anonymous No.10574735]

>>10574484
dude... what?

[Anonymous No.10574776]

>>10574510
>>10574735
>people on /ck/ right now have never done a ramen stir-fry

[Anonymous No.10575129]

Haven't started really cooking again until recently. Come at me cu/ck/s
(I put maple syrup after)

[Anonymous No.10575137]

>>10575129
Dammit I forgot the picture

[Anonymous No.10575149]

>>10575137
>cup of sugar
>refined flour disk
>meat from an unclean animal

looks tasty but i would have to rate it poorly

[Anonymous No.10575155]

>>10573785
Keto as fuck

[Anonymous No.10575158]

>>10574776
im more confused as to why you put your food on the floor

[Anonymous No.10575177]

>>10573785
I break one egg on purpose and steam them to completion with the lid on while the veggies cook.
Just how I like em.

[Anonymous No.10575203]

>>10575177
You really hate washing up, so you decide to cook all parts of your meal in one pot, even though it's weird.

Mine: Greek yoghurt, fruit, and rolled oats.

[Anonymous No.10575220]

>>10575203
that would be true, Its just convenient mate.

[Anonymous No.10575239]

>>10574484
>asiknyaberbagi
fucking indog

[Anonymous No.10575349]

>>10575177
this is it when its finished. shitty camera pics.

[Anonymous No.10576264]

Don't have a picture, but the following is my usual breakfast:

1/2 cup rolled oats mixed with
1 scoop chocolate protein powder and
1/2 cup blueberries, blackberries, and diced strawberries
2 cups strong black coffee

[Anonymous No.10577179]

>>10575349
why spend extra money on colorful tasteless pepper with hardly any nutritional content? Bell peppers aren't even hot.

[Anonymous No.10577211]

>>10577179
>bell peppers have no nutrients

[Anonymous No.10577218]

>>10573788
>eggs and avocado are "pretentious"
You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.10577655]

[Anonymous No.10577667]

>>10573827
>Nickelback
Good taste

[Anonymous No.10578369]

>>10577655
You take big dumps

[Anonymous No.10578386]

>>10578369
Not particularly. I usually only eat about once or twice a day so all in all it's not that much, just large portions at a time.

[Anonymous No.10578411]

>>10578369

[Anonymous No.10578413]

150g of streaky bacon on an english breakfast muffin. Glass of iced cold brew coffee. 250g of quark or cottage cheese with cinnamon,blueberries and orange honey.

[Anonymous No.10578416]

>>10576264
>Americans eat foot out of cups
Lmao ever hear of a bowl Paco ?

[Anonymous No.10578425]

>>10578369
>anime autism
Reddit is that way kid

[Anonymous No.10578430]

>>10578411
FINALLY someone posted it
This fastfood posting fags been getting away without being called a faggot the past 2 months or so.

[Anonymous No.10578435]

>>10578425
>being a newfag
As much as i like calling this guy a faggot i have to give credit for being on /ck/ for so long and the fact that he is literally still posting pics with that same weird figure thing every time. So hes not reddit, just a palpable faggot.

[Anonymous No.10578440]

>>10578435
Avatarfagging is reddit incarnate

[Anonymous No.10578467]

>>10578416
"Cups" is a unit of measurement and those "cups" of ingredients are added to and eaten from a bowl...your comment lacks the edge you were so desperately attempting to craft.

[Anonymous No.10578468]

>>10578435
It’s some mlp bullshit.
Direct contravention of GR15.

[Anonymous No.10578472]

>>10578467
>Americans measure things in subjective dimensionless units
Lmao no wonder all those Apollo missions failed

[Anonymous No.10578474]

>>10578472
And still failing...

[Anonymous No.10578475]

>>10578468
t.hotpocketspro

[Anonymous No.10578477]

>>10578472
>Subjective dimensionless units
I don't think you understand what the word "subjective" means, or how to properly use it in context.

[Anonymous No.10578478]

>>10578474
>using ellipsis for dramatic effect
t.redditboomer

[Anonymous No.10578480]

>>10578472
NASA uses the metric system you fucking cripple.

[Anonymous No.10578482]

>>10573785
70g rolled oats
150ml whole milk
90 seconds on high power

[Anonymous No.10578484]

>>10578480
It's not worth responding to someone who attempts to criticize American use of "cups" but is too dumb to realize science (such as NASA) use the metric system.

[Anonymous No.10578485]

>>10578477
A cup is not an objective unit of measurement. The value of such unit is determined by the SUBJECT.

[Anonymous No.10578490]

>>10578485
You're wrong and, by your logic, unravel the entire argument being made about one form of measurement via units (metric system) being superior to "cups".

[Anonymous No.10578493]

>>10578484
Yet you can't string a cogent sentence together without heinous grammatical errors and the writing style of a foreigner.

[Anonymous No.10578495]

bagel and meatless bean chili stew.

[Anonymous No.10578497]

>>10578493
Ooohhh, you sound smart.

[Anonymous No.10578500]

>>10578490
When I said value, I should have said amount

[Anonymous No.10578502]

>>10578500
See >>10578493

[Anonymous No.10578503]

>>10578502
These are both me

[Anonymous No.10578506]

>>10578500
Funny. It's almost as though typing gives you the opportunity to edit your thoughts prior to posting them for the world to see.

[Anonymous No.10578508]

>>10578493
>>10578497
>>10578503
Stop responding to yourself

[Anonymous No.10578509]

>>10578503
Exactly. Do you hear that? That's my point whoosing over you

[Anonymous No.10578514]

>>10578506
Funny, it's almost as though certain words can be interpretted differently, and you can remove ambiguity by following up with a clarifying statement.

[Anonymous No.10578524]

>>10578509
Stop replying to your own posts for ebin (yo)upvotes

[Anonymous No.10578533]

>>10578514
Now certain words are subjective too? Wow. You're a revolutionary.

[Anonymous No.10578545]

>>10578524
But I'm not.

[Anonymous No.10578553]

>>10578533
So explain to a brainlet how a "cup" is an objective unit of measurement.

[Anonymous No.10578560]

>>10578553
I think you should first have to explain how it's subjective given that was the point first put forth and being argued. If you can do that, I'll comment on how a "cup" is objective.

[Anonymous No.10578565]

>>10578560
You know, like, removing ambiguity by following up with a clarifying statement.

[Anonymous No.10578573]

>>10578560
I already did

[Anonymous No.10578575]

>>10578573
Insufficient answer. You bore me.

[Anonymous No.10578576]

>>10578560
1 cup = 8.32674 fluid ounces
Why is this hard to comprehend?

[Anonymous No.10578578]

>>10578576
So it is objective as it's directly related to a value/amount that isn't determined by a subject?

[Anonymous No.10578592]

>>10578576
>using objective volume based measurements
Do mexicans really do this

[Anonymous No.10578598]

>>10578575
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

[Anonymous No.10578604]

>>10578598
It's already been done by another. No need to waste my time.

[Anonymous No.10578628]

>>10578604
Your confidence is drastically delusional, and disproportionate. A clear indication of someone lacking self control with neither an accurate sense of self awareness. Someone prone to imitate others, and depend on others to feel gratification no matter how dishonest, or false.

[Anonymous No.10578634]

>>10578628
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.10578635]

>>10578628
OK

[Anonymous No.10578662]

>>10578472
>>10578485
>>10578493
>>10578500
>>10578503
>>10578514
>>10578553
>>10578598
>>10578628
>>10578634
Some people are clearly a by-product of third-world educational systems.

[Anonymous No.10578778]

>>10578576
It's called denial - anon desperately wanted to be correct in his assertion that a "cup" is a subjective measurement.

[Anonymous No.10578810]

>>10578662
>dumb boomer chimps out when people are unfamiliar with his aztec voodoo measuring systems
Back to r/the_donald

[Anonymous No.10578820]

>>10578810
Case in point.

[Anonymous No.10578837]

>>10573811
Meybe hes from Texas/Cali where they're dirt cheap. All year round i can buy these things for as much as apples lol.

[Anonymous No.10578840]

>>10578810
This coming from the anon who thought NASA didn't use metric?

[Anonymous No.10578908]

>>10573785
>Avocado

[Anonymous No.10578919]

roast beef sandwich. It's just pre packaged roast beef from a factory somewhere. I tried it last night cold, not very good. But today I heated it up, much more flavor.

[Anonymous No.10578941]

Is 3 mugs of coffee a breakfast?