Last Meal

[Anonymous No.10572021]

Your ass is getting the needle tomorrow, you murdering fuck. For some reason, the warden is feeling magnanimous and has granted you carte blanche for your last meal. Any meal that can be delivered to your cage is a-ok.

Whatcha eating, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.10572185]

>>10572021
A child and a drum of chili

[Anonymous No.10572200]

Jar of peanuts.
>tfw deathly allergic
>may die worse death than needle but at least the state didn't get me
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.10572203]

>>10572021
One green olive.

[Anonymous No.10572212]

>>10572021
Tyrone's dick one last time

[Anonymous No.10572221]

>>10572021
I think I'd just like a glass of water and then have them kill me as soon and as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.10572224]

>>10572021
Actually might just go with exactly the meal in your picture. Maybe a slice of my mom's poppyseed cake and a cup of hemlock.

[Anonymous No.10572255]

Large bbq meatlovers pizza, deep pan
Large vegelovers pizza with chicken on stuffed crust.
10 pack of bbq wings.
ranch dressing to dip the stuffed crust in.
ice cold coke
chocolate mousse and strawberries for dessert

[Anonymous No.10572261]

Ribs, mac and cheese, fries, Coke, peach cobbler.

[Anonymous No.10572336]

Half a papa john's cheese pizza.

Not really a fan of Papa but I use to split one with my friend when we would hang out when we were younger.
Some of the best times of my life so I think it'd be a nice last meal.

[Anonymous No.10572402]

Two boxes of Kraft Deluxe mac and cheese
Case of Coke
Two Double Quarter Pounders with cheese, no onions
Pad Thai from my local place, beef, Asian spicy
One pound scrapple fried crispy, topped with ketchup and Land o Lakes yellow American
One large Domino's pizza with no sauce, double American cheese, double steak, mushrooms
One pack of Dunhill Fine Cuts

[Anonymous No.10572412]

A moist, fudgy slice of chocolate cake with a tall glass of milk and vanilla ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant so hopefully postmortem my ass will explode and they'll have to clean it up.

[Anonymous No.10572413]

>>10572021
>drinking milk with steak

[Anonymous No.10572417]

Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

[Anonymous No.10572422]

>>10572203
I don't get this.

[Anonymous No.10572436]

>>10572422
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Feguer

[Anonymous No.10572481]

>>10572021
why has nobody commented on the fact that this isnt john wayne gacy's last meal, it was ted bundy's

[Anonymous No.10572487]

>>10572481
Because nobody cares. OP is a faggot an literally just googled "last meal" and used the second image result.

[Anonymous No.10572493]

>>10572336
It’s hard to believe you would end up on death row lol

[Anonymous No.10572515]

>>10572021
I used to get this for my birthday when I was a kid so it had some happy and comforting memories, plus I guess it would be fitting to eat one on or around my death day. Along with that I'd probably have either a steak or a really good burger.

[Anonymous No.10572548]

One huge plate of okonomiyaki.

[Anonymous No.10572561]

>>10572021
Damn. Imagine it's your last meal and some nog goes and burns the shit out of your eggs.

[Anonymous No.10572572]

>>10572021
large t-bone steak seasoned with montreal steak spice & worcestshire, medium rare
3 eggs, sunny side up with hot sauce, s&p put on as soon as they're put into the frying pan
garlic mashed potatoes
broccoli roasted with olive oil, garlic & salt
a small bowl of garlic-stuffed green olives
a small bowl of jalapeno-stuffed green olives
sliced cucumber with black pepper & vinegar
a bowl of pretzels
ice cold dr. pepper

>Any meal that can be delivered to your cage is a-ok
does this mean alcohol is okay? if so...
two six packs of sleeman 2.0
a six pack of amsterdam brewery boneshaker
a 6-oz bottle of tanqueray
a few cans of cold club soda
a few lime wedges
glass with ice

[Anonymous No.10572587]

>>10572493
Theres a reason he said USED to split one with his friend

[Anonymous No.10572655]

>>10572487
Most people tend to just GIS a phrase close enough to what the thread topic is about, then pick either the most relevant one, or the one in the least retarded resolution. They don't tend to fact check images because the average person doesn't have the 'tism.

[Anonymous No.10572678]

Chili with corn bread.
Some quality ramen.
Coke.

[Anonymous No.10572698]

>>10572572
no alcohol, only because it interferes with the lethal injection

[Anonymous No.10572700]

>>10572698
Fuck that. I'll be sure to commit all my murders in Utah so I can go out all boozed up in front of a firing squad.

[Anonymous No.10572717]

>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers.

[Anonymous No.10572723]

>>10572717
Just commit all your crimes in Oklahoma. Oklahoma is the better Texas.

[Anonymous No.10572770]

>>10572717
>one guy orders a shitload of food then doesn't eat any just to be an asshole
>right that's it we're never doing this ever again

Seems like a bit of an overreaction. Don't they have limits on the amount of money to spend per last meal?

[Anonymous No.10572772]

>>10572770
Some states have a 50 dollar limit or something like that. Other states just have you order of a pre set menu.

[Anonymous No.10572775]

>>10572436
>requested an olive with the pit left in so a tree might grow from his grave
>found the pit in the pocket of his suit
>bury him in a new suit so he doesn't even get his tree
saddest ending to a story I've read in months

[Anonymous No.10572776]

>>10572717
Top tier troll though

[Anonymous No.10572778]

>>10572776
I mean, he got executed the same day, so it wasnt really that great of a troll by comparison.

[Anonymous No.10572787]

>>10572723
Oklahoma limits their last meals to 15$

[Anonymous No.10572788]

>>10572723
Oklahoma isn't the better anything. It's a shithole and living there is a punishment for the sin of being born in Oklahoma. If I ever see that place again it'll be too soon.

[Anonymous No.10572807]

>>10572788
Good. You're not welcome back.

[Anonymous No.10572808]

>>10572021

> Putting the fork and knife all over the steak so that the handles get all dirty

UGH JUST KILL ME NOW

[Anonymous No.10572820]

>>10572776
might not have been a troll. he might have been desperately clinging to his last hours on earth but when all the food arrived it finally hit him he was going to die and lost his appetite

[Anonymous No.10572825]

Give me all the tasty crustaceans

[Anonymous No.10572828]

>>10572807
Oh no. I'm not welcome in the worst literal nowhere state in the USA. Whatever will I do.

[Anonymous No.10572840]

>>10572828
Go back to your concrete hovel, roastie coastie.

[Anonymous No.10572855]

>>10572840
>dust farming okie acting like his state is better than anywhere else in the country
Wew.

[Anonymous No.10572858]

>>10572772
>>10572787
That's sad. I understand that the requests have to be within reason, but the whole idea is that they get one last indulgence, that they still have human dignity. "You can have anything you want, but it can't cost more that $15" seems like a huge "fuck you" in the face of that. Like it's just a meaningless tradition.

[Anonymous No.10572861]

Something pretentious.

A whole thicken, I have one wing and say it's undercooked. Then I go to the electric chair.

[Anonymous No.10572873]

>>10572855
Better get to bed, roastie coastie, you have a long day at work tommorow earning money to pay for your 10 square foot apartment and you quarter million dollar tax bill.

[Anonymous No.10572877]

>>10572778
>>10572820
>going to be killed anyway
>charge the state a huge shitload of food so much so they kill last meals forever
>not a troll

[Anonymous No.10572914]

>>10572873
Whatever keeps you from putting paw-paw's scattergun under your chin and ending your bleak existence, Okie.

[Anonymous No.10572959]

>>10572914
>he types in the dimly lit corner of his microscopic concrete prison cell he calls an "apartment".

[Anonymous No.10572964]

>>10572959
Not a single thing you could "insult" me with could be worse than living in Oklahoma, and the only reason you'd ever think otherwise is not knowing anything else.

[Anonymous No.10572973]

>>10572964
Except I have.The stinking concrete maze that you roastie coasties call home is literally the closest thing to hell on earth that currently exists. Enjoy your crime, poverty, and governemnt dependence.

[Anonymous No.10572974]

>>10572587
..till he split his friend?

[Anonymous No.10572986]

>>10572021
A gallon of 'vark sauce, a pound of silken tofu, a pound of edamame and a cacao Soylent mixed with a venti double whip mocha frappe latte with extra sprinkles to wash it down with.

[Anonymous No.10572988]

A whole bunch of heroin and a big bowl of my favourite candy; a Danish one called "heksehyl" (witch screams)

[Anonymous No.10572999]

>>10572700
Isn't Utah a dry state?

[Anonymous No.10573019]

>>10572999
Ah fuck. I didnt think this through.

[Anonymous No.10573031]

>>10572973
>Enjoy your crime, poverty, and governemnt dependence.
But I don't live in Oklahoma.

[Anonymous No.10573039]

>>10572481
Because John Wayne Gacy's last meal tasted funny.

[Anonymous No.10573057]

>>10572255
I can feel your cholesterol through the screen

[Anonymous No.10573062]

>>10573057
I'm a hungry girl what can I say teehee

[Anonymous No.10573069]

>>10572775
It's not sad at all you retard, he was a murderer and regardless it didn't matter if his olive wish came true anyway.

[Anonymous No.10573078]

>>10572775
They presumably buried him in a graveyard. You can't just plant trees willy nilly in those.

[Anonymous No.10573106]

>>10572021
My Dad's eggplant parm. Garlic bread. Cherry cheescake Coke Zero to drink.

[Anonymous No.10573108]

>>10572858
Who fucking cates, if youre getting put to death you obviously dont care about muh humans

[Anonymous No.10573112]

>>10573106
>My Dad's eggplant parm
>Hi yes, your son is being put to death finally, he has requested your eggplant parmigiana, if you could just whip one of those up that'll be great

[Anonymous No.10573115]

>>10573106
>Coke Zero to drink.
why not just go for regular coke?

[Anonymous No.10573117]

>>10573112
Daughter

[Anonymous No.10573123]

>>10573115
I prefer the taste of Coke Zero

[Anonymous No.10573124]

>>10573117
daughter (male)?

[Anonymous No.10573128]

>>10573124
I'm female

[Anonymous No.10573129]

>>10573123
thats weird
you're weird

[Anonymous No.10573131]

>>10573128

[Anonymous No.10573132]

>>10573128
hm

[Anonymous No.10573134]

>>10572021
A bottle of Secret Aardvark Spicy Mayo and a sack of Krystal's slider burgers.

[Anonymous No.10573137]

>>10573031
Exactly. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.10573201]

>>10572021
that roastie pussy amiright xd

[Anonymous No.10573203]

>>10572021
Pussy

[Anonymous No.10573206]

>>10572336
my god that's the purest fucking thing I ever saw in this god-forsaken malaysian crab-racing forum

[Anonymous No.10573208]

>>10572974
in half while drunk and wasted. Asshole was destroyed.

[Anonymous No.10573210]

>>10573206
I've seen your mothers pussy posted on here before.

[Anonymous No.10573211]

>>10572986
and then just spray shit all over your cell. Good plan, 10/10 would do this

[Anonymous No.10573224]

>>10573211
Beats drinking it I guess.

[Anonymous No.10573225]

Eggs and potatoes, cooked with the egg scrambled and poured over the fried potatoes so they're cooked together with home made flour tortillas and fresh salsa verde. Honest to god it's such a delicious meal it's hard to imagine how something so simple could be so perfect.

[Anonymous No.10573314]

I would want 4 lobster tails, (2 Maine, 2 Rock), shrimp scampi, 4 crab cakes, a pound of crab legs, filet mignon medium rare, twice stuffed baked potatoes, corn pudding, mac and cheese, scalloped potatoes, a piece of pumpkin pie, and creme Brule. And all the coca cola and belgian beer I can drink.

[Anonymous No.10573319]

>>10573314
Oh and eggs benedict, and some remoulade sauce for the crab cakes.

[Anonymous No.10573377]

>>10573319
Would eat your last meal/10

[Anonymous No.10573397]

>>10572261
hey hey!

[Anonymous No.10573400]

>>10572412
lol you're a horrible human being

[Anonymous No.10573407]

>>10573400
they make you wear a diaper anyway

[Anonymous No.10573408]

This mofo. Finally, all to myself.

Not the normal size one either, but the giant one that feeds 40 people that you have to pre order.

Ah, colin.

[Anonymous No.10573430]

>>10573314
>>10573319
>>10573377
absofuckinglutely

[Anonymous No.10573433]

>>10573408
Does Chris know he's getting dumped?

[Anonymous No.10573434]

>>10573407
no kidding?
i saw the ted bundy movie and they packed his asshole with cotton. i wondered if this was accurate or not, but i'm not sure i want to know.

[Anonymous No.10573442]

clam chowder and probably typical breakfast meal. eggs, toast, beans, sausage, bacon, some fruit-laden pancakes, a muffin or two

breakfast is my favorite meal of teh day

[Anonymous No.10573443]

A sip from the well of immortality so I could continue to kill again bwahahahaha

[Anonymous No.10573445]

>>10573062

[Anonymous No.10573448]

>>10572858
50$ is a lot for a meal and 22bh you're on death row, your life is forfeit, do you really think you ~~deserve~~ a fancy last meal?

[Anonymous No.10573463]

>>10573445
ow :(

[Anonymous No.10573469]

Obamas REAL birth certificate

[Anonymous No.10573475]

>>10572877
Do you know how much it costs to execute a person? The cost of the food is pennies in comparison.

[Anonymous No.10573477]

>>10573475
it can't be that much. i bet the vast majority of the cost is the wages of the """Corrections Officers""" gassing/electrocuting you

[Anonymous No.10573478]

>>10573475
This.
I'm surprised and resentful that they banned last meal wishes based on this bullshit. Keeping them in a cell for 20 years before the execution the real expense.

[Anonymous No.10573481]

>>10573478
american """corrections""" is about punishing people at the greatest expense possible to keep the economies of white trash communities around prisons moving

[Anonymous No.10573484]

>>10573477
Standard execution involves medical professionals and is a very careful and deliberate process

[Anonymous No.10573489]

>>10573481
it's to line the pockets of the people who have stock in them and to do it efficiently as possible.
the more it costs to keep a prisoner, the more they get from what ever federal/state sources per prisoner. recidivism is a good thing, rehabilitation, not so much.

[Anonymous No.10573491]

>>10572877
You can tell the state was butthurt because they didn't do the rational thing by limiting budget/canteen only foods and just completely taking it away.

[Anonymous No.10573498]

>>10573469
This

[Anonymous No.10573505]

Japanese chicken curry

[Anonymous No.10573509]

>>10573477
There is a HUGE appeals process in getting someone all the way through death row. Litigation is expensive. Prisons can also make money off of living prisoners, so there's that as well.

[Anonymous No.10573513]

>>10573408
>warden orders confection
>"We can customize a special message"
>Sorry you are leaving Chris

[Anonymous No.10573537]

>>10572021
Crispy duck pancakes. Served with enough pancakes, fillings and sauce to make as many as I can physically eat. Big massive jug of freshly squeezed watermelon juice to wash it down, plenty of ice, plus a bottle of vodka if I'm allowed booze.

[Anonymous No.10573548]

>>10573509
>There is a HUGE appeals process in getting someone all the way through death row. Litigation is expensive.
that's not execution though, that applies to all prisoners. we're talking about the act of execution itself

[Anonymous No.10573570]

>>10573505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOhaS9Qucdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfgnE2uqsqY

[Anonymous No.10573654]

>>10573570
he must have to flush like 3 times.
i bet when he flushes it's like when you feed toilet paper into the bowl and flush... it just keeps going and going.

[Anonymous No.10573688]

>>10572717
>h-how could this happen?
>why would a prisoner on death row troll us in this manner?
>there was simply no way we could see this coming
>let's do what he clearly wanted by abolishing last meals for everyone, that'll teach him
Fucking Texans...

[Anonymous No.10573694]

>>10572021
gf's ass

[Anonymous No.10573708]

>>10572974
His friend said he didn't like chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.10573730]

>>10573570
Why didn't he just mix the rice and curry together so it wasn't just rice for most of the challenge?

Also, his friend sounds like the retard from breaking bad

[Anonymous No.10573787]

>>10572858
If youve done something bad enough to get the death penalty you really dont deserve shit to begin with

[Anonymous No.10573790]

>>10572021
A huge plate of Charlie Vergo’s rendezvous BBQ sausages, pulled pork, ribs and chicken. Beans and slaw.
A bottle of laphroaig 10 to hopefully go out drunk as hell.
I’d also want to liquidate my estate, savings and anything monetary that I had, and donate to specific people, with a letter to each one.
After I had gorged myself on food and scotch, I’d want a pack of Newports and a case of whipped cream so I could go out doing whippets and smoking.
Would try my damnedest to asphyxiate fapping before they came for me the next morning

[Anonymous No.10573794]

>>10573688
Who cares whether literal human filth gets to ask for some food? They should receive nothing but a single bullet behind the ear within ten minutes of conviction.

[Anonymous No.10573806]

>>10572999
Only kinda

[Anonymous No.10573824]

>>10572021

>Large bowl of pho noodles with steak, meatballs, tendon, and all the extras with Sriracha and hoisin sauce on the side.
>Order of grilled pork spring rolls with peanut dipping sauce
>Large coconut smoothie, none of that boba shit

[Anonymous No.10573865]

>>10573730
>Also, his friend sounds like the retard from breaking bad
its his brother who legit has some sort of autism

[Anonymous No.10573993]

>>10572858
>Murderers, rapists, arsonists, torturers
>On death row
>Deserving of human dignity

[Anonymous No.10574169]

>>10573548
The standards are different

[Anonymous No.10574185]

>>10572021
That's not Gacy's last meal. He had KFC, fries, and strawberries.

[Anonymous No.10574190]

Texas doesn't have last meal anymore

[Anonymous No.10574210]

>>10572858
They broke the NAP so off they go no fucking dignity no last meal.

[Anonymous No.10574222]

>>10574185
I think that one was actually Bundy's. My favorite was the guy who ate half of his, saying he was saving the rest for later.

[Anonymous No.10574228]

>>10573106
I tried grilled eggplant for the first time ever last week with chicken livers and onion.
Its better then I thought it would be. Definitely will try to make musaka with it not. I used potatos indead last time.

[Anonymous No.10574237]

>>10572336
After reading that, you're free to go

[Anonymous No.10574275]

>>10572986
When your bowels let loose, the state will have a fun time remembering you.

[Anonymous No.10574288]

>>10573708

[Anonymous No.10574294]

>>10573865
Now I feel bad

[Anonymous No.10574610]

12 double stuffed taco bowl burritos
A bucket of original recipe kfc fried chicken
12 Big Macs
12 Whoppers
12 Wendy's Large Chili's

And finally a bucket. I would each dozen or fast food place one at a time, then purge in the bucket, then move onto the next item. I would finish the Wendy's Chili last and leave those in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.10574623]

A bucket of sperm from the hottest of men.

[Anonymous No.10575264]

>>10574623
>Sorry, that would be impractical
>but here's everything we could find on the prison shower floor

[Anonymous No.10575340]

>>10572021
all you can eat buffet and live forever

[Anonymous No.10575347]

Spicy sausage bolognese over penne, with hunks of mozzarella mixed in, and parmesan grated over the top, and on the side a nice crisp italian loaf with plenty of butter. A good bottle of cabernet.
For dessert, crepe suzettes and a small bottle of champagne.

Comfort food for the damned.

[Anonymous No.10575411]

Honestly I will eat alot of baked beans, sour cream, kraut sauce, curry to give myself really explosive diarrhea so when I die it explodes everywhere

[Anonymous No.10575422]

i'm assuming there's a price limit. so however much parmigiano i can get for that price and i'll be set.

added bonus getting to breathe my nasty cheese breath in the face of the fag that gets to kill me

[Anonymous No.10575510]

>>10572999
>4.3abv Steel Reserve

[Anonymous No.10576217]

>>10574228
I have never tried eggplant either, I should some time

[Anonymous No.10577589]

>>10572402
what does scrapple taste like?

[Anonymous No.10577665]

>2 grilled cheese
>a bowl of tomato basil soup
>3 deep fried chicken thighs, extra crispy
>1 large cookies and cream milkshake
>bottle of chipotle tabasco on the side
>undocumented IBS and lactose intolerance
have fun with that jannies

[Anonymous No.10577687]

>>10577665
diaper, cotton up ass

[Anonymous No.10577703]

>>10572858
I bet you would feel different if he was on death row because he kidnapped, rapped and murdered your daughter. The proceeded to use her skull as a bowl to eat her brains out of. People on death row 99.% of the time do shit like that. Stop feeling sympathy for them.

[Anonymous No.10577713]

>>10572021
Spray cheese and ritz crackers with a pitcher of tang.

[Anonymous No.10577727]

>>10572717

That’s not even 50 bucks. The state spends millions executing criminals. Sounds like the Texas government being cheap. Not surprising considering the whole state is a trash heap.

t. former Texan

[Anonymous No.10577735]

Canapes and oysters; cream of barley soup; poached salmon with mousseline sauce and cucumbers; filet mignon lili; roast duckling in apple sauce with chateau potatoes, green peas, creamed carrots, and rice; punch romaine; roasted squab and cress; cold aspargus vinaigrette; foie gras and caviar; Waldorf pudding, peaches in chartreuse jelly, chocolate eclairs, and gelato. Wines appropriate to each course, but specifically a bottle of Krug Clos du Mesnil from 2000.

[Anonymous No.10577763]

Jiro Dreams of Sushi and a alcohol beverage

[Anonymous No.10578054]

>>10577727
>2nd biggest state economy in the US
>Would be 10th largest if Texas was a sovereign nation
>trash heap
Maybe you lived in a shit part of Texas, but where I live it's very nice.

[Anonymous No.10578061]

>>10577727
>2nd biggest state economy in the US
>Would be 10th largest in world if Texas was a sovereign nation
>trash heap
Maybe you lived in a shit part of Texas, all places have them, but where I live it's very nice

[Anonymous No.10578131]

>>10577763
it will be 12000 dorra gaijin

[Anonymous No.10578142]

>>10572481
because it's just a youtube thumbnail made by some mentally deficient listmaker

[Anonymous No.10578157]

>>10572021
Two bacon cheese burgers, Iced tea, coffee, mozza sticks, cheese and beef nachos

[Anonymous No.10578293]

>>10574190
Only Texas... that state is inhumane as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10578296]

>>10572021
Cici's buffet styled pizza.

[Anonymous No.10578305]

>>10578061
You forget the fact the federal government throws the 2nd most funds to them ( 1st being commiefornia )

[Anonymous No.10578324]

>Violet Pastilles
>Rhubarb Sherbet
>Blackberry Jam on Buttered Toast
>Western Omelette

[Anonymous No.10578479]

>>10573537
it's called fucking peking duck

[Anonymous No.10578486]

>>10572021
a roasted human baby to keep up with the theme

[Anonymous No.10578952]

>>10578479
>fucking peking duck

[Anonymous No.10578960]

>>10574210
>>10573993
>>10577703
>>10573787


What about innocents on death row?

[Anonymous No.10578971]

>>10572775
i doubt that the olive seeds from pickled olives even germinate

[Anonymous No.10579011]

>>10572988
>Heksehyl
My man

[Anonymous No.10579020]

>>10572200
Dubs of truth

[Anonymous No.10579021]

>>10578960
What? So, because there might be an innocent person on death row we need to provide all of death row with a last meal so that the innocent guy gets one last meal so he isn’t totally fucked over by the state?

I don’t see how an innocent person on death row has anything to do with providing a last meal

[Anonymous No.10579030]

>>10579021
y'all getting b8d, m8

[Anonymous No.10579048]

>>10579021
>What? So, because there might be an innocent person on death row we need to provide all of death row with a last meal so that the innocent guy gets one last meal so he isn’t totally fucked over by the state?
See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstone%27s_formulation

[Anonymous No.10579146]

>>10579048
Still don’t see how this applies to last meals
>it is better that 10 guilty people have their favorite meal before being executed than 1 innocent be executed without their favorite meal

[Anonymous No.10579156]

>>10579021
Fun fact: Those who continue to declare their innocence up to the moment of death always refuse the last meal.

[Anonymous No.10579165]

I wonder if they would let you have a six pack of beer as a last meal, or maybe it would mess with the lethal injection process somehow

[Anonymous No.10579182]

>>10579165
yeah, you could die from that.

[Anonymous No.10579388]

>>10579146
>it is better that 10 guilty people have their favorite meal before being executed than 1 innocent be executed without their favorite meal

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean maybe not ANYTHING but a $15 dollar limit is pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.10579778]

>>10578305
I mean, you have to consider the fact Texas has the largest export production of all the states and they still have a huge petroleum industry after all these years thanks to offshore drilling. Government funding doesn't make them the 2nd largest state economy by itself.

[Anonymous No.10579841]

>>10572986
This

[Anonymous No.10579935]

>>10575510
>so Tyrone, what will it be ?
>6 KANG cobras and pack of menthol newports

[Anonymous No.10580449]

>>10572336

[Anonymous No.10580600]

>>10572203
>plead insanity based on the fact that you asked for a single olive as your last meal

[Anonymous No.10580660]

>Twelve cups of dried apricots.
Open the pits up and eat the cyanide-rich seeds, and then scarf down the apricots themselves. If the cyanide poisoning doesn't kill me, the sheer constipation will

[Anonymous No.10580705]

>>10577589
Like really savory sausage. Have you ever had goetta or livermush? It is fucking delicious. If you've got Kroger nearby you can buy it for like $3 for a one pound brick. Freezer section.

[Anonymous No.10580883]

>>10572413
Why?
Not Kosher?

[Anonymous No.10580927]

>>10572858
john wayne gacy tortured, raped and murdered around 35 young men in their prime, absolutely devastating countless families and lives

[Anonymous No.10580932]

>>10580600
too little too late at that point, anon

[Anonymous No.10580945]

>>10580927
the absolute state of americans

[Anonymous No.10580951]

>>10577763
YOUR LIFE GAIJIN! YOU PAY NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.10581004]

>>10572775
because the pit of a pickled Olive was going to grow from inside a dry watertight soil free coffin right?

[Anonymous No.10581119]

I was watching an old rick stein show the other day and it mentioned the hangtown fry - an oyster omelette with bacon - so named because getting such disparate ingredients together for your last meal back then would delay the execution by three or four days.

I guess nothing like that would work now.

[Anonymous No.10581368]

>>10573484

You must not be from Oklahoma

[Anonymous No.10582780]

>>10572717
Sound like your typical Amerilard meal

[Anonymous No.10582784]

>>10581119
"I want ORBITZ nigga"

[Anonymous No.10582823]

>>10577763
Jiro nightmares of ass rape

[Anonymous No.10582863]

>>10578960
If they thought you were innocent you wouldn't be on death row anon.

[Anonymous No.10582872]

>>10573477
It's so much it's actually cheaper to sentence someone to life in prison.

[Anonymous No.10583328]

>>10572336

[Anonymous No.10583334]

50 Chorus Fruit.

Teleport randomly until free.

[Anonymous No.10583366]

>>10578305
California contributes far more to the federal budget than it gets back in government money, unlike texas.

[Anonymous No.10583417]

>>10572021
Something that's deadly in large amounts
There are several cases where the lethal injection execution went wrong and the prisoner endured much pain

[Anonymous No.10583452]

>>10582863
There were several cases where they turned out to be completely innocent after the execution

[Anonymous No.10583471]

>>10580945
What country are you from?

[Anonymous No.10583550]

>>10583417
that's what you get for selling marijuana in the united states you vile degenerate