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Anonymous Tue May 8 12:46:58 2018 No.10569245 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:48:26 2018 No.10569255 okay then

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:49:10 2018 No.10569262 File: 13 KB, 208x199, brucewilliswtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10569245

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:49:27 2018 No.10569266 >>10569245 >We made eggnog wrong! On PURPOSE! ...Ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:50:38 2018 No.10569276 File: 2.87 MB, 480x360, 1501885157540.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese omelette

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:51:53 2018 No.10569282 File: 2.44 MB, 302x302, 1517610540280.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:14:19 2018 No.10569424 >>10569364 I actually like this one, it's zero effort and looks pretty good. Good drunk food or something. A lot of these seem like they focus more on extra effort for no return, I guess to make it seem fancy while not actually being hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:16:56 2018 No.10569440 File: 2.16 MB, 720x404, lHCW7N3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:22:53 2018 No.10569474 >>10569276 My wife is half-nip and she makes mini versions of these. Sweeter and fluffier than a normal omelette.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:25:34 2018 No.10569490 >>10569474 What makes it sweeter does she add a lot of sugar?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:25:50 2018 No.10569491 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, 1525559326090.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:26:49 2018 No.10569496 >>10569483 Like, would it really be so much harder to just make some real ass cobbler? Why be so lazy?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:32:08 2018 No.10569513 >>10569282 lol, so wacky xD

Anonymous Tue May 8 13:32:22 2018 No.10569515

>>10569490
Not a lot, IIRC she adds a little sugar, dash of sesame oil and soy sauce, and mirin.

I thought she was fucking retarded for continously adding eggs rather than pour it all in and then cooking it, but it was bretty good so I didn't make fun of her about it after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:35:54 2018 No.10569531 >>10569491 filthy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:40:34 2018 No.10569551 File: 2.36 MB, 320x240, hot dog man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:45:34 2018 No.10569576 >>10569551 How does he get out without breaking all the plates?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:47:03 2018 No.10569584 >>10569474 >My wife is half-nip I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:49:45 2018 No.10569593 >>10569245 That literally looks like a pile of shit. I'm not even trying to be hyperbolic, the gloppy texture and brown color makes it look like a diarrhea dump. Couldn't they have at least tried to make it appealing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:50:29 2018 No.10569598 >>10569296 This angers me more than I can put into words.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:51:30 2018 No.10569603 File: 1.25 MB, 480x480, PkPSTzT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:52:15 2018 No.10569606 >>10569282 Why do these recipes always use so much fuckin' cheese?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:52:40 2018 No.10569609 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly Lord of Castle Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:53:39 2018 No.10569617 >>10569609 >wrong filename anon you had one job to do damn it!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 13:55:16 2018 No.10569631 >>10569606 It's a chicken parm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:00:56 2018 No.10569662 File: 3.00 MB, 626x360, Virgin Egg Boy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:13:59 2018 No.10569720 >>10569340 What the fuck did I just watch

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:14:39 2018 No.10569726 >>10569598 Seconded. Just thought to myself "Why, Why, Why..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:22:56 2018 No.10569749 >>10569340 Trying way too hard at being cutesy rustic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:24:18 2018 No.10569757 File: 1.90 MB, 600x750, Cherry Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:28:59 2018 No.10569774 >>10569490 her pussy juices

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:30:02 2018 No.10569778 >>10569474 post her feet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:50:57 2018 No.10569860 File: 491 KB, 578x523, aay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10569496 because obesity is a mental illness with dire effects on the body

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:52:18 2018 No.10569868 File: 1.97 MB, 640x360, youVSspics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:06:44 2018 No.10569932 Why the fuck do Mexicans think getting potato chips and putting an ungodly amount of toppings on it is food?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:14:54 2018 No.10569962 >>10569868 I can only imagine how angry the creator of this must've been.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:17:11 2018 No.10569967 >>10569868 >>10569962 i don't even understand the point of this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:18:53 2018 No.10569973 >>10569868 and here I was hoping I could get through one webm thread without wanting to kill

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:24:12 2018 No.10569982 >>10569478 >Foie Gras :DDDD fug

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:25:42 2018 No.10569983 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, steaks1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's nothing exciting here, just steaks getting grilled.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:26:47 2018 No.10569988 >>10569983 >There's nothing exciting here Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:30:30 2018 No.10569999 >>10569868 The irony is that every spic I've ever known ate ate garbage on a daily basis. The only thing this webm accurately portrays is the sense of sheer arrogance.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:40:21 2018 No.10570034 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, filthy trash holy fuck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10569868 >I'm the only one with good food ME Very VERY sad.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:42:16 2018 No.10570046 >>10569340 jesus christ what a mess

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:42:35 2018 No.10570050 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1514908828359.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:42:43 2018 No.10570051 >>10570034 these are the same morons that think if the US deports illegal trash, there will be no more burritos to eat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:44:40 2018 No.10570063 >>10570035 >serves one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:44:59 2018 No.10570065 >>10570041 why not just make a quesadilla?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:45:41 2018 No.10570069 >>10569584 Hey at least his kids won't be gingers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:47:38 2018 No.10570078 >>10570035 >america.webm

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:49:31 2018 No.10570088 >>10570069 True, gooks just immediately kill any baby born with red hair on the spot.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:54:10 2018 No.10570114 >>10569868 >friendly showcase of cultural differences >ends with both sides coming together >everyone assumes the mexican side is supposed to be obviously superior Jogs the noggin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:55:50 2018 No.10570130 >>10570050 I don't understand the point of the watermelon here.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:56:56 2018 No.10570137 >>10570130 to get youtube views

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:57:46 2018 No.10570143 File: 299 KB, 329x374, 1502168187420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570113

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:58:00 2018 No.10570144 File: 993 KB, 640x640, cookiedecorating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:58:50 2018 No.10570147 >>10569774 based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:58:58 2018 No.10570148 >>10570144 if this is a guy doing this you just know he's gay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:01:13 2018 No.10570162 >>10570144 I am throughly impressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:02:20 2018 No.10570164 >>10569282 based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:03:04 2018 No.10570166 File: 119 KB, 620x695, baste-with-a-brush[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570147 >>10570164 baste

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:04:28 2018 No.10570172 File: 33 KB, 388x388, 1513056829331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10569306 >Tfw the clamato at the end

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:06:02 2018 No.10570177 >>10570026 I love watching the guys' batsu games

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:08:26 2018 No.10570188 >>10569757 this would be a great dessert after sleepy time chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:11:07 2018 No.10570202 >>10569282 I chuckled >>10569606 Excessive cheese is what people put in their food when they don't know how to cook and want to add "flavor"

Anonymous Tue May 8 16:12:52 2018 No.10570209 [DELETED]

>>10569868
>YOUR food versus MY food
>YOUR food is served mainly in gray, boring rooms whereas MY environment is full of vibrant color and patterns to reflect my beautiful culture
>YOU eat some idk pathetic shit from taco bell, I eat fresh hot steak tacos with cilantro and onions
>ranch on cookies (fucking nauseating) VS chili sauce on vanilla ice cream (weird but might be interesting)
>You DEFINITELY don't make your own guacamole :^) only Mexicans do that, and with a mortar and pestle not some gringo fork lmao
I'm not a poltard but it's hard to deny there is a certain air of superiority present in this video.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:15:20 2018 No.10570220 >>10569999 Spic here, it sucks that everyone thinks we're fat dirty lazy Mexicans. I would get slapped for eatingy beans with chips like a pig

>>	Sage Tue May 8 16:16:55 2018 No.10570227 >>10569483 wouldn't there be clumps of powdered cake mix?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:17:29 2018 No.10570229 >>10570065 It's party food. For a party.

Anonymous Tue May 8 16:18:09 2018 No.10570233

>>10569868
>>10570114
>YOUR food versus MY food
>YOUR food is served mainly in gray, boring rooms whereas MY environment is full of vibrant color and patterns to reflect my beautiful culture
>YOU eat some idk pathetic shit from taco bell, I eat fresh hot steak tacos with cilantro and onions
>You DEFINITELY don't make your own guacamole :^) only Mexicans do that, and with a mortar and pestle not some gringo fork lmao
>ranch on cookies (fucking nauseating) VS chili sauce on vanilla ice cream (weird but might be interesting)
I'm not a poltard but it's hard to deny there is a certain air of superiority present in this video.

>>	Sage Tue May 8 16:19:20 2018 No.10570243 >>10569603 watermelon flavored THICC thighs. I dare say I'd like to have a go at this one, after Tyrone is done of course

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:21:45 2018 No.10570255 File: 50 KB, 616x960, stop eating the sausages you fat fuck goddammit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570233 The funny thing is most beaners don't even eat like that.

>>	Sage Tue May 8 16:22:44 2018 No.10570263 >>10569868 TAKE THAT DRUMPF

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:22:53 2018 No.10570264 File: 254 KB, 480x360, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570136 thank you for this, I needed it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:23:35 2018 No.10570268 >>10569491 >fuck your eggs

Anonymous Tue May 8 16:24:12 2018 No.10570275

>>10570233
I mean, only if you inherently assume all the things on the right are better. From the outside it looks relatively neutral.

Like sure, the ranch on cookies is a absurd, but I don't know if anyone actually puts hot sauce on ice cream either. "Having tamales for every single meal" seems like self mockery to me, and you could read the guacamole one as "done in an instant" vs "has to be sped up and still is barely done by the time they cut".

>>	Sage Tue May 8 16:27:58 2018 No.10570291 >>10570275 but on the right at least half of it looks good. On the left there's basically nothing that actually looks good. Some of it looks OK but only then it's at best just a plain version of its partner on the right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:30:05 2018 No.10570299 >>10569603 i wish that was my head

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:31:34 2018 No.10570306 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, mandolinninja.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:36:20 2018 No.10570326 >>10570291 Honestly, about half the stuff on the left looks better or equal to me. Like the mango, dumping chilli powder on stuff doesn't necessarily improve it over having it plain.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:41:54 2018 No.10570349 >>10570275 Bruh have you ever tried prepackaged guacamole? The shit is foul. No Mexican person is thinking 'separate but equal' when they see those two things side by side.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:46:33 2018 No.10570367 >>10570349 Yeah, fair point. I did have some once that was so bad I thought they'd accidentally filled the package with hand cream.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:43:07 2018 No.10570607 >>10569282 Reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:45:57 2018 No.10570616 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, cheung fun1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:46:31 2018 No.10570617 File: 67 KB, 232x233, great.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570136

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:46:34 2018 No.10570618 >>10569609 How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:49:25 2018 No.10570622 >>10570034 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0N4XcL1RJI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kksxKa1L6EA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:55:03 2018 No.10570649 >>10569276 SUPERIOR NIPPONESE OMERET FOLDED OVER ONE THOUSAND TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:58:32 2018 No.10570670 >>10570136 its clearly stuck to the cutting board somehow

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:03:19 2018 No.10570685 >>10570594 This actually looked decent until he piled all of that shit on top of the initial porchetta and prosciutto. The gross mashed up fries was the worst part.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:06:03 2018 No.10570694 File: 2.90 MB, 350x351, tastychocolatecarmelcake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:10:22 2018 No.10570712 >>10570685 It just looks like a crappy Cubano.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:12:17 2018 No.10570718 >>10569932 Because they are a shit child like people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:14:11 2018 No.10570724 >>10569282 >organic tear gas Or as it's already fucking known, "tear gas." Since capsaicin is an organic fucking compound.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:15:29 2018 No.10570732 >>10570618 He can't. Not without breaking them, anyway. He has to cook them all before he can leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:15:57 2018 No.10570736 >>10569603 God i wish that was me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:16:11 2018 No.10570738 >>10570034 What do you expect, mexicans are a trash low end people all they have is muh food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:22:40 2018 No.10570759 >>10570732 >He has to cook them all before he can leave. Does he have to tell you what happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:36:57 2018 No.10570815 >>10570113 Too much effort, just fucking mix butter, cheddar and vodka, freeze tomato juice, toast the bread. Jesus

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:40:29 2018 No.10570829 >>10570759 Does who what now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:41:34 2018 No.10570833 >>10570820 i hate it when the doctor's penis tells you you have cancer :(

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:45:02 2018 No.10570848 File: 59 KB, 500x435, 1513291304857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570833

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:46:33 2018 No.10570854 File: 153 KB, 500x279, you don't have to tell me what happened.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570829

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:03:36 2018 No.10570934 >>10570035 >and a diet coke, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:18:10 2018 No.10571009 >>10570670 Yes he cut off the top of it to keep it from rolling around. It's literally right there next to the tomato..

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:27:42 2018 No.10571057 >>10570694 >bakes >has stupid tattoos errytime

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:34:15 2018 No.10571084 >>10569440 >on a metal table

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:35:30 2018 No.10571095 >>10569478 Gluttony at its finest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:36:17 2018 No.10571101 >>10569276 Thats just a french omelet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:36:18 2018 No.10571102 >>10569356 this is ufkcing delicious, my gf made some but with nutela and banana in it, it was god tier

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:46:16 2018 No.10571160 >>10571101 Nah. Jacques Pepin makes a decent French omelet, it's nothing like this at all. You're retarded, talk to your gp.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:49:19 2018 No.10571177 >>10569320 >>10569311 >>10569306 >>10569296 What the fuck, how can enough people eat this squalid filth for there to be a market? This is entirely incomprehensible to a European.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:52:45 2018 No.10571195 >>10569356 This actually is not a bad idea, I've been looking for ways to up my French toast game.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:00:54 2018 No.10571230 >>10569868 Meanwhile in reality, beaners put every prepared junk food known to man on Doritos and pretend it's food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:03:39 2018 No.10571240 >>10569551 Would take less time to just go back and forth

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:05:21 2018 No.10571245 >>10569868 Not a burger, so I just assumed it was like "versions", without any value connotation. Both look fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:07:38 2018 No.10571255 >>10570220 Spoken like a true moron

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:09:22 2018 No.10571266 >>10570349 >No Mexican person Exactly

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:12:04 2018 No.10571275 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, eggturd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:19:54 2018 No.10571313 File: 512 KB, 1500x1006, GetImage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10571240 Or have multiple waiters carry trays to the table. But apparently this is a thing that they commonly do at that restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:23:33 2018 No.10571331 >>10571313 Having so much pride in such a useless and ultimately inefficient "ability" causes much pity

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:26:20 2018 No.10571353 >>10571313 >plate bottom touching food Fucking retarded. I'd unironically ask for another if that was mine, making the whole stupid charade pointless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:29:44 2018 No.10571367 File: 2.20 MB, 600x336, candy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:51:03 2018 No.10571452 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, 1497414683251.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:53:24 2018 No.10571465 >>10569276 >absolutely must do every goddamned thing with chopsticks I don't know why this makes me so angry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:55:32 2018 No.10571478 >>10569296 oh no

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:57:35 2018 No.10571480 >>10569296 I want to try it. It'll be awful, I know. But I just have to know.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:58:10 2018 No.10571482 >>10571367 Is there a second part to this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:04:21 2018 No.10571508 >>10571465 Chopsticks are easy to use.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:04:30 2018 No.10571509 >>10571452 Did they show it after it cooked?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:04:32 2018 No.10571510 >>10570306 >he moves quicker as he gets closer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:05:59 2018 No.10571516 >>10571482 It gets rolled into panda head candies shaped into a tube then chopped up. It's pretty neat but I don't have the webm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:06:51 2018 No.10571519 >>10569340 It brings me great pleasure knowing that everyone who contributed to this will one day die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:07:07 2018 No.10571520 >>10571482 i don't think its the same place, but just go check out this dude https://www.youtube.com/user/LoftyPursuits/videos

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:37:25 2018 No.10571650 >>10570718 Just like Americans mate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:40:55 2018 No.10571663 >>10571650 >t. paco martinez-hernandez-perez

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:02:32 2018 No.10571749 File: 10 KB, 380x296, 1486496386126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10571663 You know it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:11:32 2018 No.10571791 >>10569932 >>10569932 not unlike indian chaat, to a disgagaer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:15:31 2018 No.10571806 >>10569774 pusy*

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:23:48 2018 No.10571847 >>10571465 Chopsticks are meant to be used by strong hands, not the spork handling weaklets

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:26:28 2018 No.10571856 >>10569340 >2 cups of flour >from a drawer >took it by handful, not cups >blow it away Wow no wonder hipsters eat soylents

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:30:02 2018 No.10571868 >>10569491 Did he wash his shirt in gutter oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:32:18 2018 No.10571875 >>10570306 that mandolin looks like its from the 1600s or some shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:34:51 2018 No.10571887 >>10569340 Is this some bizarro world where i want the sweet comfort of a Tasty video?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:36:14 2018 No.10571893 >>10571195 French toast is only French toast if it comes from France

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:37:58 2018 No.10571899 >>10571893 FUCK YOU U C K Y O U

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:40:05 2018 No.10571909 >>10570616 Cheong fun is great

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:40:10 2018 No.10571910 >>10570618 Is this the beginning a brand new, fresh, original meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:41:08 2018 No.10571912 >>10571275 EGG DILDOS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:46:18 2018 No.10571943 >>10571910 it's actually a end to a forced meme.you must be new m8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:49:22 2018 No.10571958 >>10570041 >sour cream Am i not a patriot for hating that shit? Are there any other Americans who agree?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:50:24 2018 No.10571960 >>10570050 God i wish that was me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:56:18 2018 No.10571978 >>10569340 >This is how the Honeytree's bake

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:10:13 2018 No.10572017 >>10569424 agreed, plus they're not absolutely caked in cheese or nutella or crushed oreos or some other bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:12:03 2018 No.10572025 >>10569483 >rolled oats >brown sugar >melted butter wa la you have a topping that's two hundred times better than powdered cake mix

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:18:01 2018 No.10572039 >>10571958 sour cream isn't good, so yes I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:18:12 2018 No.10572040 >>10571057 women are too stupid to do anything other than baking/meme dishes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:22:26 2018 No.10572063 >>10569340 I hope that was an elaborate troll, because I'm pretty fucking enraged that I watched the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:29:38 2018 No.10572090 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, 1523541452808.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:30:52 2018 No.10572098 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, 1515547373432.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:33:21 2018 No.10572106 File: 2.98 MB, 720x480, 1521299366175.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:36:55 2018 No.10572119 File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, 1525275679221.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:38:52 2018 No.10572128 File: 2.95 MB, 480x360, 1509449279035.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:39:00 2018 No.10572129 >>10569478 Both of these people are sickening. The man is just another enabler.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:41:08 2018 No.10572138 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, 1511742516163.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:49:14 2018 No.10572160 >>10569593 I know, right? It's almost like not everything on the internet is intended to be serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:52:16 2018 No.10572174 >>10572090 >>10569478 Feeders are more alien to me than pedophiles... Both should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:07:45 2018 No.10572238 >>10572138 Ew avocado

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:13:40 2018 No.10572262 >>10569983 >Just steaks getting grilled. No you retard, that's one steak burned. You fuck up his meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:13:57 2018 No.10572263 >>10569483 >>10569496 >>10572025 Webm is misnamed, it's called dump cake. >>10570227 The butter bakes into everything and just makes it like a regular crumble.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:15:43 2018 No.10572267 >>10570051 >mexicans that's an american dude, it's an african american.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:20:56 2018 No.10572292 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Pasta Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:24:31 2018 No.10572305 >>10569282 >that tiny amount of seasoning I get so annoyed. Is this just a white people thing or a tv cooking thing? Because I've noticed even celebrity chefs tend to put way too little salt on everything. Maybe they're just in a rush or something?

Anonymous Wed May 9 00:25:49 2018 No.10572309

>>10572292
He makes blades out of dried fish Aluminum foil
Plastic Wrap and Pasta

Pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNR0guNn70

After he eats his knife he turns his slate plate into a knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azbzAxxflO8

Dried fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Put2ZUgYph0

Plastic Wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPbQdbsQUI

Aluminum foil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owseTngZFMI

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:26:59 2018 No.10572312 File: 6 KB, 300x168, 41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10569483 >eww, miss dubois, your peach cobbla look like throw-up

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:29:17 2018 No.10572318 >>10569282 Attempting to make the inane into extraordinary in a sad attempt to convince themselves that they are superior to the Average Joe strawman they've created in their heads. A true hallmark of the Reddit mindset.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:32:39 2018 No.10572325 >>10571084 Holy shit, never noticed that before.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:34:52 2018 No.10572329 >>10572305 The meat gets plenty of flavour from the sauce and cheese. The meat isn't really the star of the dish so much as the parma as a whole is. Generally served with chips though. Also, whose to say the breadcrumbs aren't spiced?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:43:37 2018 No.10572361 File: 234 KB, 1024x683, 14013928435_44e74190ce_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10572305 Good troll. Bravo. >blame white people >pretend not to know you can add more salt later to most things >acting retarded doesn't make you retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:45:27 2018 No.10572366 >>10569340 An ASMR dream come true

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:50:58 2018 No.10572397 >>10570649 quality meme bruv

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:54:45 2018 No.10572410 >>10569491 How does he shit out of the egg?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 00:55:03 2018 No.10572411 >>10571452 Do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:00:03 2018 No.10572424 >>10571353 >plate gets washed and sanitized multiple times an hour >'w-wah get me a new food and plate!!' is your favorite silk product the chocolate or vanilla flavor?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:06:26 2018 No.10572455 >>10572106 Jesus Christ. I gotta get that recipe.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:11:05 2018 No.10572474 >>10570299 same

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:16:54 2018 No.10572492 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Choco Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:25:05 2018 No.10572532 >>10569491 >surly_noble_of_the_egg_province.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:27:51 2018 No.10572547 File: 51 KB, 448x604, Vandross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10572312 kek The Luther is amazing btw.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:33:43 2018 No.10572570 >>10570229 >Thinking anyone on 4chan has enough friends or even 1 friends to invite to a party. 99% of the people on here who make that will end up eating the entire thing by themselves.

Anonymous Wed May 9 01:35:26 2018 No.10572576
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>>10572138
>Avocado overload
>Insider
>Attention whore
>Horse faced jewess
>"Alessandro"
>Her fucking nails
>Look at me I'm trying to look cute drinking a smoothie with a kiloton of make up
>Le thumbs up ecksdee
Every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:37:17 2018 No.10572577 >>10570148 shut up fag

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:40:25 2018 No.10572583 >>10569749 She pulled flour out of a drawer. I'm pretty sure it's ironic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:42:53 2018 No.10572592 >>10569282 >This kills the skillet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:45:07 2018 No.10572601 >>10570306 Easy stuff. People who cut themselves on mandolins need to stop cooking. Just using fire in your house is more dangerous than that if you are that retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:47:12 2018 No.10572604 >>10570594 This looks like something Italians would make for US tourists to keep them from dying from all the fresh air and healthy food.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:47:16 2018 No.10572606 >>10570594 Give me that porchetta and prosciutto sandwich and i'll be a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:48:14 2018 No.10572609 >>10572040 faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:49:01 2018 No.10572611 >>10570694 Why are these so fucking excessive what the fuck. Who eats these.

Anonymous Wed May 9 01:54:31 2018 No.10572629

>>10572411
Yup, every single day.
Wake up
Say the pledge
Make a 5000 calorie breakfast.
Go to work.
Break for lunch.
Eat 3000 calories of western double bacon burgers.
Go home.
Beat wife and kids
Eat 3 Stouffers family meat lasagnas by myself.
Go to sleep.
Repeat

Dog bless

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 01:55:31 2018 No.10572635 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, fast chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 02:02:20 2018 No.10572653 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, 1468199668251.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10572601 who needs a mandolin.....

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 02:11:00 2018 No.10572682 >>10572653 That's sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 02:15:12 2018 No.10572690 >>10572090 The fat black lady in that died in a car crash >>10572138 What an annoying cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 02:30:30 2018 No.10572714 >>10572653 God i wish that was me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 02:31:21 2018 No.10572720 >>10570084 wtf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:01:08 2018 No.10572803 >>10571275 this makes my skin crawl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:05:47 2018 No.10572821 >>10572090 This is America!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:06:52 2018 No.10572826 >>10572577 go paint some cookies homo

Anonymous Wed May 9 03:07:00 2018 No.10572827

>>10569749
>>10571519
>>10571856
>>10572063
How are there this many people here who don't understand a really simple joke? It's not even a new one if you've been browsing here for more than 5 minutes, for fucks sake did you dipshits think the "Vampire kryptonite" one a few posts above was serious too?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:08:11 2018 No.10572836 File: 71 KB, 638x960, 1519889757257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10572653 >that half-green onion at the end

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:10:03 2018 No.10572842 >>10572138 There is something about the way the insider's videos are cut and edited with those huge ass captions that just flares me up and tells me It's fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:34:17 2018 No.10572933 >>10571255 >t. Illegal meztizo

Anonymous Wed May 9 03:36:52 2018 No.10572938
File: 2.60 MB, 400x400, 1493885275850.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10569868
>First Meal
YOU
>Cocoa
YOU
>Sweetbread
BOTH
>Corn
ME
>Tacos
ME
>Breakfast
YOU
>Lunch
YOU
>Dinner
YOU
>Fruit
YOU
>Dressing
YOU
>Snack cakes
YOU
>Sandwich
YOU
>Guacamole
ME
>Tomato Based Alcoholic Drink
ME
>t. American Born Mexican tired of superiority complex these fucking retards have
>t. Someone who's majority Mexico based family is either in prison or dead
>Keyword: majority, there are definitely some good apples
>t. Someone who's majority American based Family either lives free with smells of Gunpowder, Whiskey and American Muscle or Living Comfortably in the California Bay Area
>Keyword: Majority, I mean c'mon, some of them are Mexicans in southern California, what do you think
>Protip, you can tell who they are and how they live from both their accent and the way they speak
>I fucking love this country
>Not even shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:52:34 2018 No.10572983 >>10570035 The more the video progressed, the more horrified I became.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 04:01:40 2018 No.10573006 >>10572938 based patriotic wetback t. balsero

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 04:17:37 2018 No.10573052 >>10572411 It's a German TV show and obviously fake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 05:28:25 2018 No.10573216 >>10572305 why tf there's so much racebaiting on this fucking board? I don't get it, go to fucking /pol or something... They deserve it + most of them is so fucking stupid that they would take the bait. I bet you're not even a real nignog.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 05:57:01 2018 No.10573277 >>10569340 >1 cup of butter >only 1 stick Drawer flour is one thing but this is too far

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:19:41 2018 No.10573320 >>10571465 I've seen other people get pissed off about that, it's weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:24:31 2018 No.10573331 >>10572292 >take ready made dried pasta >process it into powder >make pasta >dry it What.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:33:19 2018 No.10573345 File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10569483 >yellow cake mix >it's white

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:36:16 2018 No.10573354 >>10573345 There's nothing in that webm I wouldn't fuck and eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:36:44 2018 No.10573355 >>10569282 ... soggy parmigiana? Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:38:30 2018 No.10573357 >>10573354 Sorry, meant to reply to >>10572635

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:39:53 2018 No.10573361 >>10573331 It's not as flat nor as wide as he wants so he has to reprocess it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:03:25 2018 No.10573411 >>10572119 >>10572128 fucking subhuman

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:04:50 2018 No.10573417 >>10572138 >a whole fucking avacado >healthy wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:26:26 2018 No.10573467 >>10573345 Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:28:33 2018 No.10573472 >>10573467 I'll glaze them for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:43:58 2018 No.10573504 >>10573355 Nothing in that recipe is even close to a parmigiana

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:46:39 2018 No.10573511 >>10573355 soggy parmigiana for the soggy permavirgin

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:47:40 2018 No.10573516 >>10569282 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:50:46 2018 No.10573522 >>10573511 Little do you realize that it's the chads who will be soggy when I've squished them with my car! The revolution has begun!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:59:57 2018 No.10573541 >>10569603 Oh, my. Such a menstrual image.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:36:14 2018 No.10573639 >>10569282 Needs ham

Anonymous Wed May 9 08:36:51 2018 No.10573641

>>10572138
Fucking Insider vids. I hate the chink bitch Rinny who is in a lot of the videos, she looks like a drowned sewer rat and eats like a slob. Someones gotta post the vid where she has a mouth full of noodles and cuts the rest off with a pair of scissors

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:43:43 2018 No.10573658 >>10570147 >based Nah, you just pour it right in.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:45:33 2018 No.10573663 >>10570035 Christ, that boy is peak soy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:45:35 2018 No.10573664 >>10569364 What's that can? Instant bread dough or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:47:13 2018 No.10573669 >>10573541 >that bodyfat don't worry she hasn't had one in a while

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:47:50 2018 No.10573672 >>10571084 At least it's earthed if something goes wrong. Probably not going to ground through you.

Anonymous Wed May 9 08:55:20 2018 No.10573697

>>10569962
>>10569973
>>10569999
>>10570233
>>10570263
>>10571230
jesus christ why is it that americans are so fucking easily triggered. you're one of the most privileged countries on earth but it doesn't seem to improve your self-esteem even the tiniest bit

the video ends with 'salud' for fuck's sake

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:56:43 2018 No.10573703 >>10573664 Biscuit dough, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 09:08:43 2018 No.10573736 >>10572455 >I gotta get that recipe. Chicks love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 09:14:40 2018 No.10573753 >>10571177 Mexicans, it's why they're the fattest fucks on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 09:22:23 2018 No.10573767 File: 96 KB, 1280x720, 1525328888303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10571275 >sauce bottle reads ASS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 09:24:15 2018 No.10573772 >>10572138 why did normalfags have to ruin avocado

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 09:59:00 2018 No.10573846 >>10569868 What the fuck is this garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:00:36 2018 No.10573850 File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, authentico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10573697 >dude we said a nice word at the end of the two minutes of insulting you, it's just a joke bro Sounds like you're the thin skinned one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:12:06 2018 No.10573894 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, turkish ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dondurma alone makes Turkey as a country worth existing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:16:35 2018 No.10573907 >>10573850 >no u >posts a mexican advert making fun of themselves for putting lime on everything Nah, seems like you just can't take jokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:23:40 2018 No.10573928 >>10569296 how many different sauces can one dish take before it's too much, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:24:20 2018 No.10573932 >>10571958 Considering most of eastern Europe loves sour cream, probably the opposite. You have shit taste by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:26:23 2018 No.10573938 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNR0guNn70

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:28:26 2018 No.10573943 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, chicken wings in chinese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:29:24 2018 No.10573945 >>10573850 >authentico >th >no tilde on "'é"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:30:28 2018 No.10573949 File: 16 KB, 448x291, U7Ghu2sh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10573945

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:31:46 2018 No.10573952 >>10569282 >tasty ashes >hot bubble water gonna use those desu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:32:32 2018 No.10573956 >>10573949 wait fuck im retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:35:14 2018 No.10573970 File: 2.44 MB, 600x336, candy1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10571482

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:36:23 2018 No.10573971 >>10573943 How does he get past the wings without breaking them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:36:26 2018 No.10573972 >>10569296 This is actually revolting and should be tossed in the trash

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:46:59 2018 No.10574003 File: 2.27 MB, 600x336, candy2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10571482

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:49:42 2018 No.10574010 >>10571275 >desire to know more intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 10:53:24 2018 No.10574014 >>10572106 When I forget why I eat meat I watch this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:10:12 2018 No.10574064 File: 2.85 MB, 650x364, lemondrops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:15:32 2018 No.10574075 >>10570136 >>10570670 you can see from the tomato when it's cut how fucking clean that is it's basically barely destroying any cells just like an obsidian scalpel would look up how sharp shit can actually be

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:16:27 2018 No.10574080 >>10572653 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:18:14 2018 No.10574088 >>10569340 >1 tsp vanilla why... why is it fluid... how in the world...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:20:37 2018 No.10574092 >>10572119 >get the equipment to cook >"hey, let's catch and eat those flies" and that is why africa is going to stay a shithole for ever

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:23:54 2018 No.10574101 >>10573467 Breadfaceblog on Instagram. Nothing she does makes sense.

Anonymous Wed May 9 11:27:41 2018 No.10574110

>>10572842
It's because they're explicitly created for mouthbreathing bugmen/women/normalfags who vapidly scroll through their social media feeds composed of the most milquetoast hobby accounts they had the attention span to find.
Big words and constant jump cuts keeps their attention and means they don't have to put their volume on to consume this soulless trite.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:55:07 2018 No.10574208 >>10572547 It really is. Pain in the dick to eat though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 11:56:07 2018 No.10574213 >>10570084 Is this real?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 12:06:00 2018 No.10574248 File: 2.86 MB, 400x300, dancingcoffeeboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 12:09:19 2018 No.10574262 >>10574213 India has a problem with people pooping in places that are not toilets.

Anonymous Wed May 9 12:17:45 2018 No.10574296

>>10574213
Imagine you spent your whole life shitting in a toilet and then someone comes along and says no you have to do it in a park. It would take some getting used to, which is why even when they get toilets a lot of rural indians still take a dump in the open

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 12:22:28 2018 No.10574321 >>10574296 The difference is shitting in the open fields is proven to be wrong shitting in the toilet is correct.

Anonymous Wed May 9 12:24:10 2018 No.10574325

>>10574321
They don't understand the health implications. What they care about is that toilet is hot and stinks, so they avoid it. Imagine it's like choosing a fresh, never used squat toilet or a heavily used portable toilet. Of course that 'fresh' toilet is fucking gross in it's own way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 12:40:38 2018 No.10574400 >>10574321 If graphs and facts changed people's behaviour, we'd have a colony on fucking Titan by now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 12:48:46 2018 No.10574430 >>10569340 what is that title even supposed to say? plumb yeets? >>10572827 oh hey, it's that person who made the video. everybody laugh at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:11:32 2018 No.10574535 >>10574430 Beet cake

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:12:54 2018 No.10574540 >>10569483 >Those fat kid's hands

Anonymous Wed May 9 13:18:39 2018 No.10574568

>>10569868
I fucking hate chicanos, they are so fucking arrogant to both mexicans and americans. When they are in the US they behave like victims, when they go to Mexico they act as if the ground beneath then did not deserve them.
I fucking hate the fact that there poor excuses uf a human being are what represent us to the world

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:19:41 2018 No.10574570 >>10569983 >this is what steakfags masturbate to

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:21:45 2018 No.10574580 >>10570041 That's just a shit version of an aztec cake

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:28:38 2018 No.10574609 >>10571313 I've heard about carrying five places at the same time, that's standard. But this just seems excessive

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:35:27 2018 No.10574643 >>10573522 okay captain cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:43:57 2018 No.10574669 File: 2.64 MB, 640x360, noodleman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	me Wed May 9 13:50:56 2018 No.10574691 >>10569609 XD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:13:47 2018 No.10574797 >>10574669 fucking chinks dropping your food on the ground just to fuck with you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:17:48 2018 No.10574813 File: 46 KB, 1200x1314, i guess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570594 ..He made mashed potatoes out of fries.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:23:05 2018 No.10574836 >>10571452 Fortress_of_fat.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:25:55 2018 No.10574853 File: 2.91 MB, 480x270, 1517724534646.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10574669

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:44:22 2018 No.10574910 >>10569340 is soy sauce a vanilla substitute?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 15:07:38 2018 No.10574983 File: 1.91 MB, 300x169, 1511082900104.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10570694 >tattoos

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 16:46:33 2018 No.10575453 File: 3 KB, 234x181, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10572609 Woman

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 17:50:28 2018 No.10575745 File: 598 KB, 541x495, 1507505476258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10575453

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 18:12:06 2018 No.10575829 >>10573361 hes saying why not just make your own pasta in that shape in the first place

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 18:39:24 2018 No.10575954 >>10569266 ......And Thats A Good Thing

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