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>entire restaurant starts singing happy birthday to you

>> No.10563079

>>10563073
wrong

>> No.10563102
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>>10563073
>said restaurant is McDonald's

>> No.10563111

>21st birthday
>mom invites me and sister out for dinner
>meet them at restaurant
>sit down and immediately ask for no Happy Birthday song as it's humiliating and I'll walk out to go have a panic attack in my car
>mom calls the waiter over
>asks him to nix the song
lel

>> No.10563136

>>10563073
>hear some people at another table start to sing happy birthday
>join in
>happy birthday dear laaaduhhhhh

>> No.10563503
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>>10563073
>it's not your birthday

>> No.10563560

>>10563503
I don't think it's never not been my birthday. What are they going to do, card me? Fuck you, bring me my free cake or whatever.

>> No.10563818
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10563818

>you demand restaurant staff to sing happy birthday to your girl doll

>> No.10563824

>>10563560
>What are they going to do, card me?
yes
that's actually what these places do

>> No.10563829
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>>10563073
>choreographed dancing in the rafters

>> No.10563837

> waiter pies you in the face and puts a sombrero on you

>> No.10563839
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10563839

>entire restaurant start singing happy birthday to your bull

>> No.10563912
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>it's a you impromptu start a happy birthday song for a friend who isn't even having a birthday episode

Best bit of banter

>> No.10563925

>At restaurant
>Waiter and waitress start singing happy birthday
>person immediately gets up and walks out
Feels good to see other people suffer

>> No.10563938

>entite planet stops caring for you
Gee

>> No.10563949
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10563949

>wife tells me father in law makes announcements if its someones birthday
>Stands up, clinks glass, makes a speech
>Not a little notecard either his record is like 10 minutes of talking to a crowd total strangers about his kids
>Always ends with the whole restaurant singing happy birthday
>Didnt believe her until I saw him do it in a packed cheesecake factory to my brother in law

>> No.10564089

>>10563824
not him but in the nicer places ive been to theyve never checked IDs for me or my gf's birthday. granted they dont sing us a song just give us a free dessert but its really only chain places that care about checking in my experience. ive never lied about it though because i dont live like a degenerate

>> No.10564112

>>10563102
for me its the double filet o fish

>> No.10565060
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10565060

This place rings a cowbell and makes you wear a giant pair of antlers, then all of the wait staff turn and sing you happy birthday while the diners watch.

>> No.10565130

>>10563073
Cool

>> No.10565137

>30 next year
>my workplace has a tradition to make birthday cake for the worker who's having round years and throwing a small party
Shit, i should probably find another job!

>> No.10565142

>>10563824
>>10564089
Lel if I'm feeling cheeky and someone in my group goes to the restroom I will tell the waiter is their birthday and its a surprise. This works especially well at places like texas roadhouse where the entire staff claps and sings

>> No.10565161

>>10563073
I went to a mexican restaurant and they gave me a free straw sombrero and a beer.
It was pretty comfy.

>> No.10565214
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10565214

>be in rehab
>forget my own birthday
>chilling in my room playing vidya
>"Anon, you got a call on the client phone!"
>OH GODDAMN IT
>go out to common room
>fellow junkies/rehab staff are all there
>start singing Happy birthday
>super stressed being the center of attention but try to appear grateful
>mfw

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10565274

The earth has rotated around the sun once again and I am still not dead yet

>> No.10565279

I go out of my way to get as many servers, hostesses, and managers as I can to come sing to my tables with me.

>> No.10565288
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>>10563073
>go to restaurant
>don't say anything about my birthday
>waiter overhears parent saying I just turned
>unsolicited happy birthday and dessert

Don't let them hear you age

>> No.10565327

>>10565137
i need to get a new job before my birthday thanks for reminding me

>> No.10565375
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>eating food at restaurant like normal
>all lights go out suddenly
>see sparkling lights coming from the kitchen door

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>friends convince me to pretend its my birthday so that I can get free pancakes from Denny's
>friends start laughing when waiters sing happy birthday to me