Date meals

[Anonymous No.10560949]

What kind of meal do you make a grill on date night to impress her? I made pic related for a girl last night. She let me fuck her in the ass three times because she was on her period. It's easy to make and light enough to not make you tired.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017463-summer-pasta-with-zucchini-ricotta-and-basil

[Anonymous No.10560951]

just lay a towel down and fuck her bloody pussy

[Anonymous No.10560955]

Sodomy is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10560959]

Why do girls think their shitty assholes are cleaner than their bloody pussies?

[Anonymous No.10561170]

>>10560949
chicken alfredo.
it gets you laid every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.10561186]

>>10561170
Close.
Penne a la vodka. Don't be a cheapo, get a few quality lices of prosciutto

[Anonymous No.10561472]

>i had a chance to earn my redwings and went for the cornhole instead
You're less than a man.

[Anonymous No.10562269]

>>10560949
Your grill will probably be aroused by some lightly cooked charcoal,Ash cake and a good fucking.

[Anonymous No.10562302]

>>10560959
i am more turned on by a girls asshole than pussy these days and i would really rather play with/lick the ass

[Anonymous No.10562325]

>>10560949
At least OP is getting laid and not living a sad life posting lies on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10562393]

>>10560949
are you making fun of me ?

[Anonymous No.10564309]

>>10560949
and so thanks to some easy made zucchini ricotta OP finally discovered he was a fucking faggit

[Anonymous No.10564324]

>>10560949
This didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.10564337]

>>10562302
That's because you are gay, bud.

[Anonymous No.10564390]

i cooked carbonara for a girl once

[Anonymous No.10564399]

>>10560949
Can't go wrong with carbonara

[Anonymous No.10565680]

>>10560949
Thanks for the suggestion mate. Made it today and really enjoyed it.
Could've posted a link where you don't get harassed about joining up though so you're still a faggot.

[Anonymous No.10565690]

i’d flip a coin, heads and i make ‘nara, tails and i make amatriciana
for dessert i make mario batali’s ciambella with a simple berry compote and then slather her in the compote and lick it all off

[Anonymous No.10565721]

Beer and frozen pizza. It works because it gets her drunk and drunk girls will do anything.

I'd say I'll put on some effort when were dating but I usually don't.

[Anonymous No.10565724]

>>10560949
Do you have your read angel wings yet? If so, good choice, if not you sir have much to learn.

>>10564399
>>10565690
Carbonara is the best choice, its visually impressive to people who don't cook. It's cheap and doesn't require any weird ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10565727]

>>10560949
She's just being easy. Your cooking had absolutely nothing to do with it. Seriously dude.

[Anonymous No.10566258]

>>10560949

[Anonymous No.10566263]

>>10560949
I don’t cook to impress women. I only care about impressing my buddies with my cooking. Women can’t appreciate shit, and the more you do for them the more they expect from you, and the more they expect from you the less they offer in return.

[Anonymous No.10566271]

>>10564324
I never understood the "never happened" posts. It very easily could have happened -- the fact that OP thinks it's an interesting story worth telling is the embarrassing part.

[Anonymous No.10566276]

>>10566263
>Women can’t appreciate shit, and the more you do for them the more they expect from you, and the more they expect from you the less they offer in
>rectum***

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