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webm thread Anonymous Sun May 6 01:59:48 2018 No.10556724 [Reply] [Original]

Anonymous Sun May 6 02:05:45 2018 No.10556745

>>10556724
Why is he trying so fucking hard to make it look difficult by going fast. I'm pretty sure I could take it at a normal pace and rotate those tokoyaki balls at the same rate. And God forbid he use a more effective tool than some metal chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:12:13 2018 No.10556764 >>10556745 He has probably been doing that for years, and is much more proficient in it than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:15:21 2018 No.10556772 File: 56 KB, 300x263, 1493502966530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556745

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:33:59 2018 No.10556833 File: 2.91 MB, 540x302, 1506223332024.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556745 I love how everyone on /ck/ is an expert at everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:36:51 2018 No.10556839 >>10556833 That dude looks in pain the entire time. This resembles torture and not some skillful display of eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:38:34 2018 No.10556844 >>10556839 >Skillful display of eating There are no tournaments and money to be made out of this fucknuts. What there is are speed eating competitions and millions of views for eating very fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:38:54 2018 No.10556848 >>10556839 That was his fourth time in a row doing that. And man cannot improve himself without also suffering, for he is both the sculptor and the stone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:41:01 2018 No.10556859 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1515536249002.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556844 Matt Stonie makes six figures a year from competitive eating competitions and has been doing it for years. So how is there "no money" in it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:43:21 2018 No.10556867 >>10556859 I said there was no money in "Skillful displays of eating", while saying that speed eating and views give matt stonie money. I was saying the person I replied to was a dumbass, you numbnuts. Learn to understand context.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:44:48 2018 No.10556872 File: 2.91 MB, 1920x1080, 1514634466655.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556867 How is him setting a world record not a "skillful display of eating"? What do you define as "skillful"?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:46:00 2018 No.10556877 >>10556872 Christ, the person i'm replying to originally was the one who said it wasn't, not me. Ask him. Are you just speedreading the post I replied to and my post?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:47:05 2018 No.10556881 >>10556764 looks more like he is just being a tryhard dipshit acting like turning over a round object is some kind of skill

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:47:30 2018 No.10556883 File: 104 KB, 515x515, 1505111302074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556877 >wasn't me Got it, you got called out.

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Anonymous Sun May 6 02:49:07 2018 No.10556888

>>10556883
"That dude looks in pain the entire time.
This resembles torture and not some skillful display of eating."
- The original post someone else made. I was refuting this man's statement by saying that whatever he images "skillful displays of eating" to be don't make money, but speed eating DOES make money.

If you're going to reply to me, reply to what I actually said and not what you think I said, you hydrocephalic moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:50:33 2018 No.10556898 File: 2.90 MB, 720x404, 1519975138227.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556888 Right, you're stating that speed eating does not count as a "skillful display of eating" and I am asking why you feel that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:50:44 2018 No.10556901 >>10556881 How would you it any differently? It's not like he's adding any unnecessary movements or flair, unlike some other show-offy webms.

Anonymous Sun May 6 02:52:38 2018 No.10556907

>>10556898
I don't. Read what the person i'm responding to said.
He said that speed eating looks like torture and not a skillful display of eating.
I said that whatever his skillful display of eating is, it doesn't make money.
What I consider to be a skillful display of eating is irrelevant in the context of what I said.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:54:40 2018 No.10556916 >>10556907 why is this board so fucking autistic This goes far beyond any meme autism, you're the real deal

Anonymous Sun May 6 02:54:47 2018 No.10556919
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>>10556907
So you made an assumption about what the other guy thinks is a "skillful display of eating" and then when asked to clarify what you think a "skillful display of eating" is you refuse to answer.
Have a nice night.

Anonymous Sun May 6 02:56:25 2018 No.10556926

>>10556919
Whatever he thinks a skillful display of eating is, he thinks that matt stonie's eating looks like torture and is thus not a skillful display.
I was simply saying that matt stonie makes a lot of money from what he does and most other forms of eating aren't official competitions garnering millions of views.
What I think about skillful eating is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:59:06 2018 No.10556938 >>10556872 I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:59:57 2018 No.10556940 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1507240319081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556916 don't blame the board because of a retards going nuts

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:02:43 2018 No.10556949 >>10556926 >>10556919 >>10556907 >>10556888 oh my fucking god lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:03:42 2018 No.10556955 File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, 1506788732805.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:04:13 2018 No.10556959 >>10556745 Considering this webum is at like double speed, this guy is right.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:04:37 2018 No.10556962 >>10556949 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:06:17 2018 No.10556971 >>10556955 >Iran >Drunk food

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:08:43 2018 No.10556975 File: 2.93 MB, 716x720, 1499618371911.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556974 That's the amazing thing about lifting and getting fit. You can actually eat MORE than a regular fat person since you have to eat big to get big.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:13:16 2018 No.10556992 >>10556887 haha nice!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:15:10 2018 No.10557000 >>10556975 whatever helps you eat, lardass

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:16:46 2018 No.10557006 >>10556975 do amerisharts actually believe this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:17:10 2018 No.10557007 File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, 1498066747635.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:18:33 2018 No.10557010 >>10556955 Jesus Christ, how does one clip contain so much incorrect and incompetence.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:20:49 2018 No.10557021 >>10556859 Damn how much is dollar shave club paying him?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:24:39 2018 No.10557041 >>10557010 *incorrectness fucking yurobraps

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:29:16 2018 No.10557053 >>10557007 I'm sure this tastes good, but I bet I can get a lot better meal for $85

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:31:49 2018 No.10557058 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, 1517904232672.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:32:50 2018 No.10557061 >>10557006 Hes not wrong. If you exercise all day or live in the frozen north you need to eat more. Ask any olympian.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:33:33 2018 No.10557062 >>10556955 >drunk foods being a thing in Iran and Turkey >ramen being a drunk food, and that pitiful "ramen" I fucking hate buzzfeed so much

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:34:24 2018 No.10557067 >>10557061 Leading up to the Olympics Michael Phelps would eat 12,000 calories a day. And he's just a fucking swimmer, power lifters and Strong Men would eat 18,000 to 20,000.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:44:49 2018 No.10557092 File: 20 KB, 306x306, seriously.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557061 >>10557067

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:45:46 2018 No.10557095 File: 2.90 MB, 540x300, 1505415082052.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:47:16 2018 No.10557098 >>10557067 absolute shit tier bait my friend

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:48:33 2018 No.10557102 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, 1497210391556.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557098 >haha it's fucking clickbait made up shit >He only ate 10,000 calories a day, not 12,000 >Don't you look fucking stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:49:53 2018 No.10557108 File: 11 KB, 252x200, grin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557102 >getting this mad defending an obvious troll

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:51:37 2018 No.10557118 >>10556833 He's spitting it back into the cup.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:58:05 2018 No.10557139 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, 1502783663903.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damn is late night /ck/ the most autistic board in the world?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:59:04 2018 No.10557140 >>10557067 is there something I'm missing? is there some european conversion for calories?. No one can eat even 75% of that many American calories without either vomiting or being hospitalized

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:59:14 2018 No.10557143 >>10557139 you're here so yeah it is

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:00:16 2018 No.10557145 >>10557140 that's like five big macs, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:00:17 2018 No.10557146 >>10557140 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs40BtGpuCA No.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:02:21 2018 No.10557150 >>10557139 I like to imagine this is what people in London will have to resort too when they finally ban all sharp and pointy objects.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:02:51 2018 No.10557151 >>10557145 5 big macs are less than 3500 calories retard

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:03:34 2018 No.10557154 >>10557150 They ban bike tyres too, what makes you think hammers and tinfoil won't be banned.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:05:43 2018 No.10557163 >>10557154 >Oi you lot! Is that tinfoil I see sticking out of your bag?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:05:51 2018 No.10557164 >>10557145 multiply that by 6 and you are correct

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:06:52 2018 No.10557167 >>10557151 >>10557164 in other words a mere mid morning snack for the average american

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:07:35 2018 No.10557172 >>10557167 fair enough you got me there

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:08:42 2018 No.10557179 File: 2.95 MB, 540x302, 1511268904858.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557167 So is it impossible or is it routine? You fucking Euros can't even keep your story straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:09:03 2018 No.10557181 >>10557167 >>10557172 samefag as fuck you're not even trying lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:09:40 2018 No.10557183 >>10557181 samefag

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:10:15 2018 No.10557185 File: 39 KB, 640x360, eh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556938 Think that says more about you than the vidya, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:11:17 2018 No.10557191 File: 2.87 MB, 1280x720, wangz.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was yesterday for me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:12:39 2018 No.10557195 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, steaks1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this one too

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:13:01 2018 No.10557197 >>10557191 soy incarnate

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:14:04 2018 No.10557199 >>10557191 >>10557195 I'm glad you're making content but honestly it's not very interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:14:08 2018 No.10557200 >>10557185 feels tingly on my dingus

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:14:55 2018 No.10557203 >>10557163 Bin that foil or end up in the soil.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:15:10 2018 No.10557205 >>10557191 Yup that's chicken. How incredibly fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:15:25 2018 No.10557206 >>10557199 I'm glad you are commenting on content but honestly it's not very interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:15:55 2018 No.10557208 >>10556745 Overcooked things are disgusting and it's a nice show since its street food

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:16:30 2018 No.10557211 >>10557206 I'm glad you are commenting on cancer comments, but honestly kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:16:37 2018 No.10557212 >>10557191 Learn how to basic grilling, anon. You can't just randomly scatter your charcoal and expect things to cook evenly. You need to move that shit into a pile so you get a good hot area that will give you an actual sear

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:17:33 2018 No.10557214 >>10557212 >fell for it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:19:29 2018 No.10557217 >>10557214 Is that some Jack garbage? I honestly don't even go into the webm threads anymore and just see what I see when I scroll past them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:22:19 2018 No.10557225 >>10557211 I'm glad you are advising me to kill myself, but honestly, your mom gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:24:51 2018 No.10557231 >>10557225 >newfags reveal their reddit status thank you and get out

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:27:34 2018 No.10557236 >>10556959 Yeah and everybody else was just moving half speed?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:28:27 2018 No.10557238 >>10557231 >actual newfags reveal their newfag status for calling a poster reddit and not ebaumsworld. Checkmate faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:29:38 2018 No.10557241 >>10557236 t. legally blind

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:30:09 2018 No.10557244 >>10557238 kys whiteboy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:32:03 2018 No.10557248 >>10557238 >being this far in denial i hope you learned a lot in your Encyclopedia Dramatica searches in the last half hour go to sleep, you have school in a few hours

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:32:54 2018 No.10557252 >>10557208 >extra maillard reaction is disgusting Sure, ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:33:38 2018 No.10557253 >>10557244 >>10557248 200% mad posters who use the reddit meme are all newfags, everyone knows this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:35:42 2018 No.10557259 >>10557253 better get to bed, we'll be her tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:36:39 2018 No.10557263 >>10557259 keep responding friend, I've got alllllll night to buttfrustrate you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:36:44 2018 No.10557264 >>10557259 >we'll be her tomorrow kill yours degenerate tranny, you'll always be a man no matter how many dildos you shove up your ass

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:37:08 2018 No.10557265 >>10556844 Speed eating in is a waste of food, and stupid as well as useless.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:38:06 2018 No.10557270 >>10557195 Got my mouth watering

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:39:43 2018 No.10557274 >>10557264 my feminine penis is of no concern to you unless you want to drop a little cash ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:48:47 2018 No.10557300 >>10556955 That fucking ramen jesus christ >Brocolli >a whole raw egg >lime??? The fuck kinda shite ramen are they making ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 05:34:51 2018 No.10557387 >>10557095 With sound https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGGQAJ3Bb8

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 05:40:00 2018 No.10557397 >>10557300 You've never cracked an egg into your ramen while it's still cooking?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 05:55:44 2018 No.10557419 >>10556887 how do the eggs keep him in there without breaking?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:03:14 2018 No.10557436 >>10556745 because food culture in asia seems to have showmanship as a major feature, which is fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:03:43 2018 No.10557437 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, 1515991227054.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:13:09 2018 No.10557449 >>10557062 Hilariously, even if they were, Döner isn't even a popular food in Turkey, it just originates there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:31:28 2018 No.10557475 >>10557118 not sure if retarded or bait

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:33:45 2018 No.10557477 >>10556898 probably rather just make the soup and dip toasted bread into it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:38:16 2018 No.10557486 >>10556724 >posting this when there's a webm of a cute trap doing the exact same thing Retard

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 06:56:50 2018 No.10557526 >>10556859 quite concerned about him biting his fingers tbqh

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 07:01:27 2018 No.10557537 >>10556938 a buff guy eating a burrito? time for some introspection chum(p)

Anonymous Sun May 6 07:08:35 2018 No.10557548
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>>10557139
No, that's /r9k/, but as they're all also fat disgusting neckbeards they've made this their 2nd board. They add nothing of value except fast food threads, depressed whining and frog/wojak posts. Bottom of the barrel awful people, who love to talk about killing themselves, but just don't seem to actually do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 07:28:45 2018 No.10557592 >>10556971 >alcohol is banned so no one drinks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:08:33 2018 No.10557712 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack makes jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's get this thread back on track.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:09:07 2018 No.10557718 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, jack casserole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:09:41 2018 No.10557719 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, jack cuts a potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:19:08 2018 No.10557751 >>10557592 When alcohol is banned and more than 90% of the country are observant Muslims, yes, no one drinks. A culture behind what "drunk food" is wouldn't be able to form.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:20:24 2018 No.10557755 File: 521 KB, 386x217, 1519900130794.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557007 >deep fried beef

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:27:26 2018 No.10557776 >>10557139 No, that would be /g/.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:31:56 2018 No.10557794 >>10557007 That girl would've given a happy thumbs up if they fed her deep fried navel lint.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:44:22 2018 No.10557828 >>10557719 id pay to see jack cut his nails

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:44:51 2018 No.10557832 >>10557751 lol if you believe this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:45:00 2018 No.10557834 >>10557179 Do Americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 08:45:54 2018 No.10557838 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, pav bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Indian food is bad-

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 09:28:54 2018 No.10557943 >>10556833 >>10556859 >>10556872 very, very fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 09:31:14 2018 No.10557953 >>10557265 >Eating food is a waste of food Damn, if only he left it at mc donalds so they threw it away instead of being consumed thinking emoji

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 09:49:45 2018 No.10558002 >>10557953 This is what vegans actually believe

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 09:53:24 2018 No.10558013 >>10557838 -ass

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 09:53:29 2018 No.10558014 >>10557212 The charcoal was initially in a pile for the steaks, then I scattered the coals across the grill to spread the heat. There were sausages that were getting even less heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 09:53:36 2018 No.10558015 >>10557838 >Indian food is bad- >Eat a bite of this slop >Take 2 steps >Shit directly into the street

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:26:28 2018 No.10558137 >>10557953 >eating food Jesus fuck anon did you fail basic english?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:36:26 2018 No.10558168 >>10556887 does he have to sell all of those eggs to be able to get out without breaking any?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:38:25 2018 No.10558176 >>10556745 you never worked for a chinaman before have you? asians are 100% turned up when they work.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:39:02 2018 No.10558178 >>10558168 Why does this guy look like he could behead you within 30 seconds if you started some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:39:27 2018 No.10558182 >>10556872 i prefer this guys workout and travel vids, but he is a cool guy. i think he beat cancer or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:40:03 2018 No.10558184 >>10556887 Why do I find it so annoying to see the fat fucks in the foreground sloppily scooping sushi or something into their mouths

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:41:56 2018 No.10558191 >>10556919 she ate the cone!? >>10556887 >he posted it again

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:44:36 2018 No.10558200 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, wok star.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558176

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:46:31 2018 No.10558208 >>10557058 jesus tongue is the worst. remember that time you bit your tongue and it made a terrible crunch? yea, its like that over and over again and it never stops being that tough kind of crunchy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:47:46 2018 No.10558211 >>10557102 >when i like her clitty for a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:51:23 2018 No.10558222 >>10557548 aaagh what is garbage sacks/garbage can

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:55:10 2018 No.10558241 >>10557712 I will never not laugh at that filename.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:56:24 2018 No.10558247 >>10557195 >>10557191 you get a lot of shit for how you cook, but fuck if it turns out good then i dont care. looks tasty

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:57:38 2018 No.10558252 >>10557437 i know american guiness is shit, but i hear that its better overseas, like smooth and creamy. so do people over there not like bear?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:41:16 2018 No.10558402 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, ebi ebi, geso geso~.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:42:32 2018 No.10558407 File: 2.18 MB, 480x480, corn sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:42:38 2018 No.10558408 >>10558184 Pretty sure they're eating hard boiled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:43:36 2018 No.10558417 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, spaghetti.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:44:20 2018 No.10558424 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, the flyover special.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:50:59 2018 No.10558456 >>10557751 Well I've been to Iran and people do drink alcohol, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:52:11 2018 No.10558459 >>10556887 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:53:54 2018 No.10558468 File: 2.34 MB, 300x204, 1476854089093.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558417 Get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:56:25 2018 No.10558478 >>10557236 That guy on the left would be a pipe hitting crack head twitching around like that if it was normal speed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:58:23 2018 No.10558492 >>10558417 how did he microwave a metal fork?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:58:25 2018 No.10558493 >>10558200 you wok my world baby

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:59:35 2018 No.10558496 >>10556887 how does he kill himself without sucking eggs?

Anonymous Sun May 6 12:02:31 2018 No.10558504

>>10557751
just so you know
muslims are the biggest degenerates themselves
they just dont want anyone else to do it
the only thing they dont touch is pork
the quran says no drinking and no drugs and guess fucking what
they all drink and the majority of them are involved with drugs

Anonymous Sun May 6 12:05:47 2018 No.10558516

>>10558492
Metal just reflects microwaves; that's why the walls are metal. If you put in only metal like a can, then you'll get some lightning as too many bounce around and damage your magneto when it has to reabsorb them. But if it's just a fork, the food will probably just get hit by the microwave on the next rebound.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:12:45 2018 No.10558541 >>10557062 It'd be real shame if somebody shot up the buzzfeed headquarters wouldn't it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:21:51 2018 No.10558562 >>10556745 Yeah sure you can buddy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:22:52 2018 No.10558567 File: 2.83 MB, 960x540, 1525542297574[1].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /ck/'s football team is playing again today vs /bant/ on https://cytu be/r/the4chan[x]cup Game at 11pm utc/6pm eastern

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:23:26 2018 No.10558570 File: 2.72 MB, 960x540, perfect coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:23:36 2018 No.10558572 >>10557007 This must be the japanese equivalent of steak with ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:25:11 2018 No.10558581 >>10558567 Isn't it on smashcast?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:26:11 2018 No.10558584 >>10558581 Used to be. Smashcast is closing down soon and their servers are dying so they moved.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:31:34 2018 No.10558606 >>10557449 This, kokorec or kumru would be more accurate

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:34:08 2018 No.10558617 >>10557191 this would honestly be hilarious with some overly dramatic music, too bad fucking hiroshimoot won't enable sound webms on all boards

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:35:34 2018 No.10558625 >>10557838 Has anyone ever claimed Indian food is bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:36:47 2018 No.10558633 >>10558407 what the fuck, why?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:36:53 2018 No.10558635 >>10557007 such a stupid waste of that meat

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:37:21 2018 No.10558637 File: 2.95 MB, 544x960, driving_nugs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558567 >>10558570 fucking kill yourself, weeb

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:37:35 2018 No.10558638 >>10558617 that would be epic af, it would go to the front page of reddit for sure

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:40:32 2018 No.10558654 File: 697 KB, 800x450, 80wvGpn.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556745 It's "takoyaki", you uncultured swine

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:42:28 2018 No.10558661 >>10558638 don't be an ass anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:46:14 2018 No.10558678 >>10558661 sorry I forgot this was your safe space you worthless faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:48:46 2018 No.10558688 File: 1.59 MB, 325x235, 1466488513770.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558637 why!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:49:08 2018 No.10558691 >>10558211 based af

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:49:49 2018 No.10558693 >>10558678 why are you nupol crossboarders always so god damn angry and pent up, smoke a joint or something kid

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:51:04 2018 No.10558696 >>10558688 why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:51:05 2018 No.10558697 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, 1498633163686.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:52:15 2018 No.10558703 File: 2.95 MB, 484x504, 1502830977444.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:54:36 2018 No.10558712 >>10558693 not everyone is required to be nice to you, so deal with it you burn out loser

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:56:15 2018 No.10558719 File: 1.70 MB, 257x150, 1488988626965.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557179

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:56:40 2018 No.10558720 >>10556898 Or you could just make a fucking grilled cheese and tomato soup...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:57:09 2018 No.10558722 >>10557007 Why does this channel have such a hard on for chinks?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:59:53 2018 No.10558742 >>10557191 >>10557195 >grilling with charcoal enjoy your heat spots

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:05:00 2018 No.10558770 >>10558712 I'm just concerned that all your pent up buttrage might be putting your health at risk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:05:53 2018 No.10558778 >>10558252 guiness is shit everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:06:23 2018 No.10558781 >>10558697 >>10558703 fucking beaners, what is the point of all that mayo and queso? jesus mary and joseph, I understand they dont want the customer to feel ripped off, but that container has to weigh 4#'s at least

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:10:01 2018 No.10558807 >>10556955 >Hush puppies slathered in shrimp gumbo Unironically, Brazil looks fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:14:01 2018 No.10558834 >>10558781 I don't understand it either. I can't even picture how it would look for someone to try to eat that mess

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:14:10 2018 No.10558836 >>10557838 Indian food is bad because thier lack of hygeine, not because the food itself

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:16:21 2018 No.10558846 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, 1499116904210.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:16:25 2018 No.10558848 >>10558834 youd be better off with a spoon and a jar of mayo. at least then, you wouldnt make a mess of your shirt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:17:31 2018 No.10558854 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, 1506571280052.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:34:57 2018 No.10558938 >>10558778 t. komesh pooinloo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:44:43 2018 No.10558981 >>10558567 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:46:05 2018 No.10558991 >>10558854 my finger feel stingy watching this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:48:45 2018 No.10559006 >>10558854 Wow. So much wrong here. That watch...that wrapping around motion thing he's doing. No training.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:49:03 2018 No.10559009 >>10558252 You can still find the overseas variety branded as "Extra Stout" in the US. Much, much better than normal Murrican Guinness.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:50:06 2018 No.10559018 >>10556833 we will burn for our decadence

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:51:19 2018 No.10559023 >>10558854 RIP to rajeesh's fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:53:14 2018 No.10559032 >>10558846 A matter of fucking time....

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:07:49 2018 No.10559092 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, 1522854549351.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:09:08 2018 No.10559100 File: 2.93 MB, 394x398, videoplayback.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:10:07 2018 No.10559107 File: 45 KB, 320x256, smart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557007 why do americans have to ruin fucking everything

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:11:45 2018 No.10559120 File: 954 KB, 375x211, spiderman oksikset.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557179 >only 30 seconds in

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:25:55 2018 No.10559198 File: 3.00 MB, 400x300, u want eggs no.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:26:31 2018 No.10559204 >>10557719 I'd love to see how many unitaskers Jack's kitchen is stocked with

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:28:53 2018 No.10559213 File: 2.13 MB, 1920x1080, 1503127467664.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558182 Pete did beat cancer and is all around a super guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:31:00 2018 No.10559315 >>10558184 Sushi? In what is clearly a south asian country? Are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:33:11 2018 No.10559333 >>10558854 Dude must be getting paid well for his limb risking skill. Nice looking watch and just as fat as my burger ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:33:26 2018 No.10559334 >>10559092 >>10559100 wh.. why? how... God is dead

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:33:38 2018 No.10559336 File: 1.65 MB, 356x272, 1377260621190.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557179 Please calm down with those clogged arteries of yours, American. If you get a heartattack the medical bills will bankrupt you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:34:46 2018 No.10559342 >>10557179 The second layer actually looked pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:36:22 2018 No.10559348 File: 310 KB, 681x496, 1470597328926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557179 This is why Americans don't have free health care

Anonymous Sun May 6 14:37:11 2018 No.10559353
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>>10559336
At least he'll survive. Bankruptcy isn't the life ender tards think it is. Successful people have generally declared bankruptcy multiple times.
>second fattest country in the world
>still have the best chance for survivimg a heart attack
Step it up, wait listing death panel europoors

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:47:43 2018 No.10559421 >>10557179 What the fuck, man. Why? Even obese Americans hate too much breading.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:48:20 2018 No.10559424 >>10557838 Can you use beef in Indian food?

Anonymous Sun May 6 14:50:58 2018 No.10559439
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>>10559353
>At least he'll survive
Kek, only IF he makes it to the hospital and isn't thrown out for lack of funding, or because he's a statistical threat (yep, that's a thing in your country).

But, I've got to hand it to you! You're at least better than a bunch of third and 2nd world countries. Decent source included, of course.

Anonymous Sun May 6 14:53:48 2018 No.10559458
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lived in the boonies in korea for half a year ages ago and there was this lady that sold 떡볶이 by the road and i stopped by so often she would give me extras every time and showed me a picture she took with bob sapp once. hope she's still healthy and doing well. sorry for blog post i just had the memory kick me

Anonymous Sun May 6 14:54:57 2018 No.10559468

>>10559439
You can't be refused from the ER, and they don't charge you if you can't pay. Hence why it is constantly clogged with illegals with the sniffles.
90% of banks here will also charge you less than the inflated insurance rate Obama made even worse (look how well insurance companies made out after ACA, like bandits) and accept good faith payments. Aka no interest and if you pay $5 a month they won't collect.
I don't know where you europoors get this shit. Going in for every scrape because it's free and paying 15% more in taxes as a result?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:55:28 2018 No.10559473 File: 167 KB, 327x296, 1522304193976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556887

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:56:00 2018 No.10559480 >>10559468 90% of hospitals, I meant.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:59:16 2018 No.10559503 File: 904 KB, 240x228, 1436652290207.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556955 >ramen >smażony syr

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:00:38 2018 No.10559515 >>10559468 Like, I can't wait until the 56% meme comes home to roost and you have to keep your system going when it's 44% mostly unskilled, unemployed, Muslims on welfare. Do you guys even have affirmative action, yet? That's a right sticky wicket.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:02:52 2018 No.10559529 >>10559468 Well, there does seem to be quite a big discrepancy between the people dying of heart disease in your hospitals v.s. the total amount. If everyone gets this great help, then what is making them die in droves?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:05:38 2018 No.10559549 File: 68 KB, 375x100, FUCKING RETARD SHOOT UR SELF NIGGER.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10559107

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:06:18 2018 No.10559554

>>10559529
As long as we're playing dancing goalposts, how would you explain the cancer survival rates which don't stipulate hospital time?
Again, they won't kick you out if you're poor. They'll accrue debt and go after relatives, which is evil. But they can't actually do dick. Never accept anyone else's debt.
At worst they go after the deceased estate if it was worth $1 mil plus.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:08:22 2018 No.10559562

>>10559468
I think it's all of them, actually. 100% must take a true emergency if they are classed as any kind of trauma center (some E.R.s are really fake urgent cares). Their payment comes from a state fund where I live, which is how they cover the costs.

The states also have medicaid for the truly indigent. You can arrive from Cuba yesterday in Florida and right away get your medicaid card, which is free healthcare and prescriptions. For the next tier up, there are the free county clinics for vaccinations and public health things like veneral diseases and some items, but you have to sign some forms that explain you can't actually pay, ie you have a low pay job. Then, for $30-80 or so out of pocket, you can visit any walk-in clinic or pharmacy with a nurse practitioner and get a script for an antibiotic, ear drops, cough pills, inhalers, or yeast pill, whatever little emergency it is.

Urgent care is the tricky middle ground where the uninsured and middle class underinsured might have trouble between general medicine and actual emergency. Falling from a ladder and being stable is E.R....but cutting your finger down to the bone is more like stitches at Urgent Care. Paying a co-pay is one thing, but paying 10-30% of a total hospital bill (adjusted) is heartbreaking and leads to people who don't get the care they should be seeking. People in the US with good insurance still should expect to out of pocket about 3-7k/year in preventative and routine costs.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:08:25 2018 No.10559563

>>10559554
My mother died of cancer. She was in the hospital for six months and I can't even imagine what the actual medical bills were. We took all the money out of her bank account, keep sending checks on her house, and told the hospital to pound sand.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:09:53 2018 No.10559569

>>10559529
>>muh heart diseaese
Well skippy, we've gotten pretty danm good at treating most other diseases, cancer included. So instead of dying from something else like they would have years ago, heart disease is what gets many of 'em in the end.

We've also gotten much better at diagnostics, so instead of simply labeling someone's passing with something vague like "consumption" or "old age" we state the specific cause.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:15:50 2018 No.10559617

>>10559554
>As long as we're playing dancing goalposts
kek, we? So far you only changed the subject.

Remember?
>>At least he'll survive
You already changed it, and I still showed you he that he wouldn't, with real stats. So, now you're drifting off into cancer, probably based on those flaky stats of yours. Then next? aids? I'm sure you guys are very experienced with that too!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:16:05 2018 No.10559620 >>10559563 You did it right. These same people than can't figure shit out probably got scammed on steam multiple times as kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:18:21 2018 No.10559634 File: 135 KB, 1086x693, CONCORD-table12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10559617 You never proffered any stats, my dude. But here, have some more of mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:20:05 2018 No.10559644 >>10559620 What's going to happen if everyone skips out of paying?

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:20:15 2018 No.10559645

>>10559569
>muh heartdisease
Well, that was what the whole argument was about. Sorry you don't like it, but it needs to be said.

>we've gotten pretty danm good at treating most other diseases
Very nice that you're very good at treating other diseases, which I'll take your word on. But what does that have to do with your massive calorie intake?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:21:31 2018 No.10559656 >>10559562 You nailed it. It's almost like they're trying to destroy the middle class or something...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:22:37 2018 No.10559663 >>10559644 The insurance companies take a beating. But they can survive it. Problem is that often gets passed onto the middle class.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:24:46 2018 No.10559678 File: 80 KB, 456x386, 2f7[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10557179

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:24:53 2018 No.10559679

>>10559634
>You never proffered any stats
Bad memory can be caused by clogged arteries, did you know that?
>>10559439

>Some very specific cancers stats
kek, yeah, I'm sure that makes eating very large amounts of food fine. If you drift of further you'll end up in Australia.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:25:04 2018 No.10559682 [DELETED]

>>10559644
Basically, the American dream means not being a retard and you can suck fuckers dry for their retardation. But meritocracy is being dismantled now, and our welfare net is actually huge. Gonna be true 56%ers running high offices for being good goyim in a couple decades.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:25:13 2018 No.10559683 >>10559645 >But what does that have to do with your massive calorie intake? I have no idea. I'm skinny as fuck I just saw someone ask what was up with high heart diease rates so I explained it.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:30:54 2018 No.10559706
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>>10559679
So we barely make the top ten for blood pressure related deaths, yet still have amongst the best heart attack survival rates.
You aren't really refuting my point that we are fat and still manage to survive more often due to better care. All the fat people is why universal healthcare here would be retarded, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:33:21 2018 No.10559714 >>10556887 >wrong filename damn it anon you had one job to do

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:34:12 2018 No.10559721
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>>10559706
>heart attack is something different from heart disease (clearly in the text: heart disease, blood pressure and strokes)
Why can't Americans just give up when they're wrong? Why do they rather make a fool ofthemselves>

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:36:56 2018 No.10559735 >>10559721 Your pic doesn't even match your argument mate. The table basically says we put more money into healthcare as a whole, regardless of source. You're making my point of quality care for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:38:55 2018 No.10559743 >>10557712 thank god,webm threads without jackposting should be punishable

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:39:03 2018 No.10559744 >>10558637 for what purpose

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:41:02 2018 No.10559754 File: 543 KB, 1060x893, 1516048220765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558637 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:44:38 2018 No.10559777 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, 1503098622496.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/ck/ - Healthcare and International Policies

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:46:23 2018 No.10559787

>>10559562
And actually, I dispute this part. I thought you meant for the uninsured. Post Obama the copay and premiums are much higher, though.
But I paid less than $600 for three surgeries, non duper major, in one year in 2009.
This punishing the responsible shit is really lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:47:25 2018 No.10559795 >>10559787 This part, fuck me: >People in the US with good insurance still should expect to out of pocket about 3-7k/year in preventative and routine costs.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:49:40 2018 No.10559805

>>10557007
>mfw Hiroyuki Terada just did this on his channel
>mfw it's ~20 USD for the beef plus some eggs, flower, panko, and bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpDbYzHLtw&t=720s

How stupid do you have to be to pay 85 for this? There are hookers cheaper than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:51:04 2018 No.10559810 >>10559805 Food costs at restaurants are almost always 25-35%

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:51:28 2018 No.10559812 >>10559805 Restaurant food usually costs at least three times the actual ingredients, $85 for it isn't massively out there.

Anonymous Sun May 6 15:53:34 2018 No.10559821

>>10559810
>>10559812
Sure, I get that. I'm just saying it's not worth it considering how easy it is to make at home. I understand that kind of price if it requires a lot of skill and time to make, but this shit is just deep fried stake between some bread slices. It's fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:55:29 2018 No.10559836 >>10559795 Plus brush, floss, and rinse with Listerine daily. There, saved you $1000-2000 a year in dental if it isn't covered.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:56:10 2018 No.10559841 File: 52 KB, 709x480, what the fuck is this shit - treize.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10559805 Also, I totally forgot my face.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:57:08 2018 No.10559850 >>10559821 >I'm just saying it's not worth it considering how easy it is to make at home. >I understand that kind of price if it requires a lot of skill and time to make Is there a reason you are answering your own questions?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:57:57 2018 No.10559859 >>10559850 Is there a reason you are asking rhetorical questions?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 16:00:52 2018 No.10559878 File: 148 KB, 425x417, 1472093841278.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556955

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 16:03:16 2018 No.10559894 >>10556955 >ramen >trash noodles >raw broccoli >raw egg Can we finally have an active shooter in buzzfeed offices? I've been waiting so long.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 16:07:05 2018 No.10559916 >>10559821 Sure, it's not worth it, but it's not particularly unusual in that regard. Like a bottle of beer that suddenly costs three times as much because you're in a restaurant. Low effort, high margin items are what keep the business afloat.

Anonymous Sun May 6 16:08:37 2018 No.10559932

>>10559092
>>10559100

This shit is a byproduct of capitalism.
People in 3rd World hellholes hoard food and see shit like this as "Western"; therefore, sloop like this is looked at as a status symbol.

The worst part is that it probably didn't even cost $5 USD.

Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 16:09:14 2018 No.10559936 File: 36 KB, 720x734, 1488336179153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556745 >I could go slower and do it at the same rate

Anonymous Sun May 6 16:50:13 2018 No.10560135

>>10558606
>Kokoretsi (Greek: kοkορέτσι), kokoreç (Turkish) is a dish of the Balkans, Azerbaijan, Iranian Azerbaijan and Turkey consisting of lamb or goat intestines wrapped around seasoned offal, including sweetbreads, hearts, lungs, or kidneys, and typically grilled; a variant consists of chopped innards cooked on a griddle. The intestines of suckling lambs are preferred.
brains and lungs are a bit weird post-madcow

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 16:54:19 2018 No.10560144 >>10556833 I wonder if Matt even enjoys food anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 16:57:56 2018 No.10560155 >>10557007 No one is going to mention the cut crusts?

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 17:54:10 2018 No.10560411 File: 2.90 MB, 852x480, 1516956651672.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:06:55 2018 No.10560468 File: 2.38 MB, 266x480, db38540c3b9810885f6d5ecacad5830f744a5fd0a7c4a5c47f3012541968658f.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558567 >>10558570 LET'S GO PERFECT COFFEE AND SURLY KING

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:08:12 2018 No.10560474 >>10560468 Why even watch a cup when neither /sp/ nor /mlp/ are playing?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:12:53 2018 No.10560502 File: 2.88 MB, 876x720, 1515660404486.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10560474 >being a bandwagoner Kys we are up 2-0 already btw It's /ck/'s year baby

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:25:25 2018 No.10560552 >>10558208 I don't know what kind of tongue you've been eating but all the beef tongue I've ever had has been tender and delicious as hell. Got no clue where you're coming from with that fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:26:00 2018 No.10560558 >>10558208 You must have had tongue cooked wrong because beef tongue is supposed to be super tender and soft.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:28:25 2018 No.10560571 >>10560397 Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 18:39:50 2018 No.10560625 >>10556955 literally fake news

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:08:56 2018 No.10560752 >>10557712 RIP sweet Prince. The internet will forever cherish your fuck-ups caught on video.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:09:45 2018 No.10560758 >>10559424 Yea its used a lot in Anglo-Indian cuisine like in Beef Jalfrazi. Most "authentic" stuff probably wouldn't have it though unless its muslim Indian or Pakistani influenced.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:10:17 2018 No.10560762 >>10560752 I miss him already. Luckily we have plenty of his webms and videos to keep his memory alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:10:47 2018 No.10560763 >>10558407 That would be so hard and messy to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:11:02 2018 No.10560764 >>10560558 Tongue is a hardworking muscle. Just like shank, for example. It needs to be braised low and slow. Fuck that up and yeah, it's tough. But don't blame the ingredient for a single instance of inept preparation.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:24:45 2018 No.10560825 File: 2.73 MB, 540x302, 1517307279733.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10560625 You're fake news.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:30:14 2018 No.10560839 >>10559333 He probably gets paid $2.50 an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:31:24 2018 No.10560848 >>10558407 This pissed me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:32:11 2018 No.10560852 >>10560397 Pure cancer

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:34:38 2018 No.10560861 >>10560825 >skyr >sour milk It's yogurt.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 19:36:21 2018 No.10560868 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Meatball-Stuffed Onion Ring Cone.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:07:18 2018 No.10560981 >>10556898 look at those fat little fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:32:59 2018 No.10561092 File: 28 KB, 384x390, 1522466363572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10558846 Imagine all the pig dust that gathers at the bottom of the blade...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:40:22 2018 No.10561114 >>10558191 She pulls the stick down and throw it away.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:41:12 2018 No.10561124 Jesus christ, you guys are by far the most autistic board on 4chan, yes, including /r9k/ You argue like /pol/tards about shit that is infinitely less important. t. tastelet

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:41:37 2018 No.10561125 >>10560981 your one to talk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:50:17 2018 No.10561168 >>10557486 Post it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:14:06 2018 No.10561262 >>10556887 fuck of nig wrong file name

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:18:39 2018 No.10561285 >>10558781 That's not even the main problem. Have you considered that all the ingredients are basically corn? The mayo was probably made using corn oil and the cheese is most likely fake and made from hydrolized corn oil, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:25:10 2018 No.10561318 >>10560762 What happened

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:33:49 2018 No.10561362 >>10558697 >>10558703 Is that corn that they're ladling onto corn on the cob? Or maize? Or is it some kind of bean?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:55:09 2018 No.10561453 >>10556887 There's a little place right by the flightline on Moron AB in Spain that serves excellent egg sandwiches called Super Javi's. Do not consume prior to a flight, you will evacuate your bowels midflight, and the Crew Chiefs will fuck you up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:01:38 2018 No.10561481 >>10557062 Turkey is very secular. Source: a 6 year assignment to Incirlik AB. Turks are fuckin drunk my boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:11:52 2018 No.10561540 >>10558015 When in Rome...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:23:06 2018 No.10561574 >>10558208 Tongue takes like 8 hours to cook, my man. Braise that shit next time (low temp), and then come tell me it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:24:29 2018 No.10561582 >>10557719 How can a person like that function in day to day life?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:27:48 2018 No.10561592 >>10561362 I think it's hominy, which is basically corn without the shell part.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:27:57 2018 No.10561594 >>10561125 my one to talk what?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:28:05 2018 No.10561596 >>10556959 You are fucking retarded. Get out of your house and actually watch them do it. He's actually doing it slower than most takoyaki vendors.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 00:48:46 2018 No.10562295 >>10557010 >buzzfeed are you really that surprised?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 00:50:26 2018 No.10562307 >>10557195 >the zooms Oh shit, we got the next Terrence Malik over here!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:19:47 2018 No.10562803 >>10557475 The cup is CLEARLY empty.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:24:34 2018 No.10562826 >>10556887 How do eggs break?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:31:37 2018 No.10562851 >>10557007 You might as well boil the meat at that point, why are new yorkers obsessed with overpriced shit food?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:36:05 2018 No.10562867 >>10559213 Although it was a little retarded when he compared vegans to people in ISIS and filed false DMCAs against people who made videos about him.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:45:50 2018 No.10562915 >>10558200 How does he break all of the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:48:25 2018 No.10562925 >>10558417 Who hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:53:27 2018 No.10562948 >>10559706 Boogie makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Hell, he even low-key bragged about his wealth but then complains that he can't pay for his health care.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:55:49 2018 No.10562961 >>10560411 Only a Brit or a Frenchman can enjoy lard and fatty pork mince like that. God bless that man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:56:28 2018 No.10562967 >>10556898 At first I didn't get it. What a novel way to prepare a pizza!

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 04:08:48 2018 No.10563032 >>10557139 i'd say half the boards on here are like that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 04:12:24 2018 No.10563043 >>10558637 dis is why I don't buy used cars

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 04:13:56 2018 No.10563051 >>10562948 hence why people use that screenshot to mock him

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 04:54:02 2018 No.10563224 >>10556898 this is stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 05:00:56 2018 No.10563252 >>10556955 I fucking hate Americans....

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Anonymous Mon May 7 05:58:20 2018 No.10563440

>>10556955
Champ is absolutely not something you buy after a night of drinking in Ireland. I can't imagine what kind of place would sell it.

I live outside of Ireland, but from what I understand people are into spice bags now. Otherwise a hot chicken baguette or something like a batter burger would be more realistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 06:02:01 2018 No.10563452 >>10556887 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 06:43:03 2018 No.10563530 File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, limes!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 08:00:56 2018 No.10563757 >>10558846 I can respect the skill but it seems unnecessary to try to get through it so quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 08:22:32 2018 No.10563825 >>10557007 >Waygu 100$/lb >Deep fry it >Bestest sandwich eva God, Jew York is full of reptilians

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 08:32:49 2018 No.10563852 >>10558570 >Dat egg stand guy kek

Anonymous Mon May 7 08:57:20 2018 No.10563916

>>10557139
Nope, it's full of bored people who fall for obvious bait and shill threads. Half of the threads are straight up advertisements or surveys and the other half are like
>not putting salmon in your PB&J
>I shiggy diggy doo
Ironically the food/cooking threads on wsg have better webms than the webm threads here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 09:04:35 2018 No.10563931 >>10560474 If you don't cheer for at least one team in every match then you don't watch it enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 09:06:04 2018 No.10563936 >>10561574 No it doesn't. The trick is to slice it near paper thin and it cooks on a bbq in 10 seconds and eat it straight off the grill. Dip it in a spicy sauce or lemon juice to season.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 09:36:00 2018 No.10564012 >>10557751 Iranians didnt have the souls sucked out of them when the islamic regime took over people still drink its just underground.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 09:37:21 2018 No.10564016 >>10556955 >England >Same as canada fuck no what is this deceitful shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 10:52:53 2018 No.10564220 >>10559805 >egg race mixing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:05:07 2018 No.10564252 >>10556724 how does he get out without burning all of the tokoyaki balls?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:16:59 2018 No.10564279 >>10556833 >Posts Elliot Rodgers bastard brother You need to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:05:04 2018 No.10564414 >>10556955 >chips and cheese >some kind of fucking cheese-sauce and aioli monstrocity IT'S FUCKING PRE-PACKAGED SHREDDED CHEDDAR YOU ACTUAL RETARDS And don't get me started on that fucking "ramen".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:26:05 2018 No.10564481 >>10558516 Interesting. Thank you.

Anonymous Mon May 7 12:35:30 2018 No.10564516

>>10559353
That's fair. I work for the NHS in the UK and while I completely stand by the principle of "free at point of care", it could do a lot better.

A big factor in these specific (and let's be honest, cherry-picked) statistics is that the NHS is very bad at eliciting lifestyle changes and supporting and enabling people to make them. If someone has a heart attack, lifestyle changes will reduce their likelihood of dying from a future heart attack, but if you don't help people make that choice then your heart attack death rates will skyrocket.

Not that I think that the NHS is without fault. I'd prefer we adopt a dual system like Canada.

Saged for not /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:43:42 2018 No.10564550 >>10559777 That compressed quite an impressive amount before failing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:00:32 2018 No.10564846 File: 35 KB, 220x221, jesus christ how horrifying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10564220 I know, I was appalled too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:17:42 2018 No.10564914 >>10560502 QUACKED

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:32:22 2018 No.10564979 File: 1.72 MB, 1280x720, razorclamhunt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:38:02 2018 No.10565001 File: 227 KB, 569x383, se7en.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10564979 What's in the bottle?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:43:53 2018 No.10565026 File: 2.11 MB, 500x287, PESspagbol.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10565001 salt, i think.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:46:55 2018 No.10565041 >>10565026 Thanks. You should post this stuff on the new webm thread since this one is past bump limit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:53:45 2018 No.10565076 >>10565041 may bad, hadn't seen the new one...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 16:17:35 2018 No.10565377 >>10565001 Salt, dumbass.

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