good night, sweet prince may your complete incompetence live on in the hearts of all who post here

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Anonymous Sun May 6 00:31:30 2018 No.10556408 [DELETED]

good night, sweet prince

may your complete incompetence live on in the hearts of all who post here

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:33:40 2018 No.10556415 File: 44 KB, 480x480, 1522517084844-ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This hit me hard, OP. Its been a tough day for all of us. Ill be making some bag-chicken tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:37:19 2018 No.10556428 File: 139 KB, 270x270, HOOOOLY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556408 wait what happened explain NOW

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:37:54 2018 No.10556430 and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:38:06 2018 No.10556433 >>10556428 literally nothing he made a video today

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:38:31 2018 No.10556434 >>10556428 >he doesnt know

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:39:08 2018 No.10556436 >>10556408 Jack died? o.o

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:40:10 2018 No.10556439 >>10556433 Is this the last video he ever made? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgidKqaDHTU How did he die?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:40:18 2018 No.10556440 >>10556436 We are not that fucking lucky I assure you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:41:33 2018 No.10556444 >>10556440 this. the faggot is too incompetent to die.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:42:13 2018 No.10556448 File: 51 KB, 709x542, 1494648838151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556436 >>10556440 sadly he did, he gave us lots of joy while he was alive, though

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:44:04 2018 No.10556453 >>10556448 I don't see anything on his channel regarding this. Where did this news break?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:44:14 2018 No.10556455 >>10556448 i didn't think it was possible but this anon is more incompetent than jack. probably more impotent also.

Anonymous Sun May 6 00:44:24 2018 No.10556456
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You know, despite the memes I always got the impression that he was a nice guy who loved cooking and trying new things. The world needed more people like Jack. Ill be keeping his family in my prayers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:46:13 2018 No.10556468 >>10556453 his son posted a goodbye rap on his music channel

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:48:17 2018 No.10556473 File: 95 KB, 640x640, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you know, it really was the best barbeque sauce I had ever tasted

Anonymous Sun May 6 00:48:40 2018 No.10556476

>>10556456
I started watching his channel because it was fun to laugh at him.

Now I genuinely look forward to his uploads. He doesn't know that much about cooking and he seems to learn very slowly from his mistakes, but I get the vibe that he's an okay dude just trying to get by now. I'm 26 so maybe I'm just getting old idk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:50:52 2018 No.10556484 >>10556468 Link please, I literally live 10 minutes from him in Hendersonville tn and will live stream his funeral of he's dead

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:51:49 2018 No.10556486 >>10556436 He didn't die. He just ticked over from being 99% salmonella to 100%. Then he blew away in the wind, going forth to infect thousands of others. Everytime you get gastro, you've got a bit of Jack in you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:52:41 2018 No.10556490 >>10556408 >17 posts >9 posters i love them taters!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:54:46 2018 No.10556499 >>10556484 please don't bother his family at a time like this just for you's. You're worse than that faggot that stalked review brah and broke in his house

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:58:06 2018 No.10556511 >>10556499 >faggot that stalked review brah and broke in his house i had to cum on his stuff though

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 00:58:12 2018 No.10556512 File: 61 KB, 960x960, 1404780096577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hes grillin at gods barbeque with aniki now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:00:34 2018 No.10556521 >>10556408 You're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:03:31 2018 No.10556528 >replies 23 >poster 13 The absolute state of jackfags

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:08:51 2018 No.10556543 >>10556434 John Wall status?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:09:24 2018 No.10556544 >>10556543 shook

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:10:38 2018 No.10556553 File: 166 KB, 358x366, JACKED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:11:25 2018 No.10556558 >>10556553 have some respect for the dead asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:12:12 2018 No.10556565 File: 116 KB, 800x618, dfa137e3895e6615b342f7a340c3fbe0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post some actual sauce instead of hearsay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:13:38 2018 No.10556570 >>10556553 i do believe he would be 'blacked'. salmonella and trichinosis are just not enough anymore and wants to try some stronger diseases.

Anonymous Sun May 6 01:15:58 2018 No.10556578
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would you know my sauce
if it was the best sauce in heaven
would you use my floss
if you had the best jerky you'll ever taste in heaven
my gut is strong
the temp is wrong
cause I know you don't belong here in heaven

would you claw my ham
if I thawed it in heaven
would you choke your senpai
if they disrespected your wife up in heaven
I'll find my way from drugs and gays
cause I know they are not invited to heaven...

RIP our juicy knight....

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:17:03 2018 No.10556581 File: 37 KB, 300x300, 189591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556565

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:19:48 2018 No.10556591 >>10556565 https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/may/05/youtube-chef-jack-scalfana-dies-of-salmonella

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:19:55 2018 No.10556592 >>10556570 >i do believe he would be 'blacked' unlikely, he never gets the pan hot enough

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:20:32 2018 No.10556595 Fake, but glad to see some love for the big moosie, even if it's ironic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:20:46 2018 No.10556597 >>10556591 >>404

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:21:05 2018 No.10556598 File: 56 KB, 805x753, 1456451367281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556591 fuck... it's real after all

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:22:10 2018 No.10556602 >>10556591 Lol R.I.P in peace for six gorillion years you sweet prince

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:22:28 2018 No.10556604 what do you guys think his last meal was?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:24:23 2018 No.10556609 does anybody have the copypasta story about jack and it talks about the rhythm of tammys cpap machine

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:24:55 2018 No.10556613 >>10556604 pure bacteria

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:30:13 2018 No.10556626 >>10556439 >lazy man's smoked pizza >smoked pizza and that fucking thumbnail christ alive jack, i don't even know if i can watch this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:33:04 2018 No.10556629 I poured out some cold frying oil in his honor.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:33:30 2018 No.10556630 its fake retards

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:36:33 2018 No.10556636 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, 1503180627589.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556408 Ja/ck/... Had a hard life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:37:33 2018 No.10556641 File: 40 KB, 540x449, 494907894_651a90168e4e757e6653dda1b22bf43f49ed1c3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556629 top kej good lad

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:38:27 2018 No.10556642 File: 99 KB, 858x622, smug jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556591 Impossible. He is the salmonella now. He cannot die from it. Infections just make him stronger

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:38:49 2018 No.10556643 Someone post some essential ja/ck/ino

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:39:55 2018 No.10556646 >>10556636 that ring is jack the goatse guy??

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:41:11 2018 No.10556651 >>10556636 imagine how dirty that ring must be

Anonymous Sun May 6 01:43:18 2018 No.10556657

>>10556630
Did you actually read this read, look at the shitposting going on here, and still feel the need to post this? It's quite clear that you're somewhere on the autism spectrum so I won't be too hard on you, but you should really think before you post. There's a pretty high chance that you're also underage, in which case I would recommend that you leave and check out a more teen-friendly site like reddit, twitter, grindr, or at least lurk a little longer.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:44:50 2018 No.10556666 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, jack safely deepfries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556643

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:46:21 2018 No.10556670 >>10556591 Press S to spit on grave S

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:46:23 2018 No.10556671 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Tearing_up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only the good die young

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:47:53 2018 No.10556677 File: 74 KB, 676x540, smugtammy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556642 He didn't die from food poisoning. He was shot by police in a Walmart parking lot following an altercation with the manager who refused to stock his sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:48:14 2018 No.10556680 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, jack and stand mixer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack destroys whatever he touches.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:49:38 2018 No.10556684 File: 2.86 MB, 1244x700, jack makes waffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's uncanny. It's like he has a low level "everything turns to shit" aura around him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:50:56 2018 No.10556688 >>10556684 lmao i've never seen this one before

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:53:19 2018 No.10556695 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, slicing potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:55:07 2018 No.10556703 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, searing a steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:56:10 2018 No.10556708 >>10556408 In his will he requested to be half way cremated

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 01:57:43 2018 No.10556716 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non-newtonian sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:01:01 2018 No.10556728 File: 1.64 MB, 1280x720, mixing butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:02:58 2018 No.10556736 File: 1.62 MB, 740x416, 404.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556591

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:04:57 2018 No.10556740 >>10556736 Show some respect. A man failed at dying.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:05:22 2018 No.10556742 >>10556591 404

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:06:30 2018 No.10556746 >>10556684 that device actually looks stupid though. why does it lock? that fade away though fucking lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:08:15 2018 No.10556749 File: 42 KB, 400x400, 1525331861648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556677 >556677

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:10:10 2018 No.10556758 >>10556746 >that fade away though fucking lmao >Mr Salmonella, I don't feel so good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:16:58 2018 No.10556775 File: 572 KB, 600x580, geg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556758

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:17:35 2018 No.10556778 >>10556703 >>10556666 These two and the corndog one are the absolute worst and make me very mad

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:20:13 2018 No.10556787 File: 159 KB, 720x228, Rare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the thumbnail. I though after years of fuckups Jack finally learned to cook a steak properly. Of course ,it was too good to be true.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:21:17 2018 No.10556791 >>10556708 my undercooked sides are in orbit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:22:08 2018 No.10556794 File: 315 KB, 720x404, Jackaroni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:23:42 2018 No.10556799 File: 5 KB, 228x221, nasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556794 holy shit, thank god he's dead

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:25:23 2018 No.10556804 >>10556677 did walmart finally come to their senses and stop carrying that shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:27:11 2018 No.10556809 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, AM_Funeral_Cheese_Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556799 you should only say nice things about him since he's gone

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:33:55 2018 No.10556832 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1503801363594.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556809 agreed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:37:25 2018 No.10556841 >>10556794 Doesn't look that bad. Tendons are quite tasty when cooked long enough to soften.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:40:06 2018 No.10556853 >>10556439 >>10556626 Gotta try this one technique out. I really like the Screamin Sicilian pizzas. Best frozen pizza I've had. I like the Stromboli too but unfortunately the store round these parts stopped stocking them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:43:51 2018 No.10556869 i hate this man so much. absolute shill and acts like hes such a down to earth guy, hes as dumb as dogshit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:44:39 2018 No.10556871 >>10556869 hi Jack jr.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 02:45:41 2018 No.10556876 >>10556871 hey its me Jack Jr listen to my christian rap album

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:36:14 2018 No.10557074 >>10556553 we need a reversed edit of this with jacks sausage fingers and a wojak labeled /ck/ "Jacked"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:50:15 2018 No.10557109 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556853 a better technique

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:51:14 2018 No.10557115 If you want to fuck with the internet spread the rumor that Steve 1989 passed away. >1989 - 2018 >"Nice!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:51:25 2018 No.10557116 >>10557074 please make this real

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 03:53:45 2018 No.10557124 >>10557116 this sounds like a job for the one guy that makes Jack webms

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:32:33 2018 No.10557250 ? Is jack real

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 04:34:38 2018 No.10557256 >>10557250 nah he's just a random made up character like Klaptorg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 05:40:25 2018 No.10557398 >>10556439 >even the frozen fucking pizza is undercooked god FUCKING damn it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 05:50:29 2018 No.10557411 >>10556499 shut up redditor and suck some e-subreddits celeb big black cock

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 05:52:33 2018 No.10557416 >>10556684 >and now for the exploding omelet i havent seen this one before

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:32:57 2018 No.10558158 TELL THE DEVIL NOT TODAY NAH NAH

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:39:05 2018 No.10558180 >>10556408 YO JACKIE, DROP SOME RAW BEATS FOR YO R.I.P DADDY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:50:58 2018 No.10558220 When will joey start cooking? https://youtu.be/k5lljYZdv2M

Anonymous Sun May 6 10:52:16 2018 No.10558227

I respect all artist and their work whether I like their work or not. Unfortunately, not everyone feels the same as I do. Some people attack others for their work. This song is to tell others that no matter who attacks you, keep grinding and know that if God is with you, then no one can be against you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSppZg6o1us

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:53:49 2018 No.10558235 >>10556448 Jack was born in 1969 though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:57:40 2018 No.10558253 >>10558227 >88 Based Jack's son will go on to secure a future even now that he's gone

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 10:59:15 2018 No.10558256 File: 121 KB, 246x300, Emotional-Detox-The-Seven-Deadly-Sins-IV-1995-246x300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556684 >>10556688 >>10556746 Is-is it flipped? Did he put it on the wrong side?!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:36:08 2018 No.10558383 >>10556853 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 11:42:44 2018 No.10558409 >>10556408 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:53:25 2018 No.10558706 >>10558158 >>10558180 >>10558409 What incredible originality.

Anonymous Sun May 6 13:00:39 2018 No.10558748

What gets me about Jack is he tends to use a bunch of processed shit as shortcuts instead of making his own stuff. I'm not saying you need to make everything yourself, but stuff like the frozen pizza or using the can of beans for that weird Mayo concoction just seems incompetent.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 13:06:55 2018 No.10558785 >>10556433 >he made a video today Well culinary art certainly died a little.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:52:53 2018 No.10559449 >>10556695 Why not boil it longer? Used to work with a anal Mexican dude, and when it came to potatoes, the dude was super specific about how well boiled the potatoes. He'd have a brain tumor if I showed him this 7 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 14:55:51 2018 No.10559478 >>10559449 That's a raw potato. And not boiling it first is the least of his problems

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:25:18 2018 No.10561057 Rip

Anonymous Sun May 6 20:36:32 2018 No.10561100

Imagine Jack trying to hang himself in the attic:

>loops the noose around his neck
>leg breaks off the chair he's standing on
>knot comes loose, he starts falling
>goes through the insulation and the 2nd floor ceiling
>lands in sitting position on the toilet which he installed
>it's loose (he installed it himself), tips backwards
>he goes through the bathroom wall into the backyard
>slides down the back porch roof and into the pool, still seated
>he picks up his yellow hat floating next to him, wrings it out, puts it on
>"Never ordering a rope off an infomercial ever again! They never work."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 20:46:49 2018 No.10561155 >>10556684 what video?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:30:47 2018 No.10561347 >>10556716 This gets me every time. Jack is truly a master of non newtonian cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:40:18 2018 No.10561389 >>10559449 >a anal Mexican What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:46:05 2018 No.10561416 >>10561389 he meant an anal Mexican dude

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:51:48 2018 No.10561437 >>10556408 I go on /ck for the first time in about a year and this is what I see? rip senpaitachi, gone too soon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:53:22 2018 No.10561442 ...,so is ja/ck/ dead or not?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:55:05 2018 No.10561452 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, phone_homo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10561442 takes more than salmonella to kill a man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:55:22 2018 No.10561455 >>10561442 in a coma but basically brain dead at this point, only a matter of time till they cut off his mayo tube and let him die

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:01:55 2018 No.10561483 >>10558256 he locked it which you're not supposed to do for eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:03:38 2018 No.10561497 >>10556684 LOL'd I love this one

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:04:57 2018 No.10561505 >>10561497 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 23:35:44 2018 No.10561966 >>10556716 What's the YouTube video for this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 23:38:45 2018 No.10561984 >>10561966 General Tso's chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 23:45:41 2018 No.10562020 File: 41 KB, 600x450, mama-june-600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10561100

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 23:51:09 2018 No.10562042 >>10556439 >didn't readjust the toppings before cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 23:52:12 2018 No.10562048 >tfw this thread inspired me to watch 9 hours of Jack on the Go today

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 23:58:29 2018 No.10562073 >>10561452 this one will always be my favorite so short yet so powerful his incompetence leaps through the screen into your home

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 01:51:55 2018 No.10562524 >>10561452 I was paying too much attention the the sausage being cremated to notice the phone in the fucking meat container

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 02:22:49 2018 No.10562625 >>10557109 what the fuck is he doing?!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 02:24:25 2018 No.10562629 >>10561389 He's a Mexican man born through butt pregnancy. Kind of self-explanatory, dingus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 02:48:35 2018 No.10562705 File: 50 KB, 1280x720, mj2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10561100

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:00:46 2018 No.10562744 >>10556591 >https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/may/05/youtube-chef-jack-scalfana-dies-of-salmonella This is fake, it doesn't link to an actual page, just a 404 error.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:30:45 2018 No.10562848 >>10562744 They took it down. Apparently his family wasn't notified before publication

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 04:14:57 2018 No.10563056 >>10556703 What is jacks deal with cold pans? Did a hot pan murder his family?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 04:49:32 2018 No.10563210 >>10561452 What's so bad about this one? It's just fat dripping down onto the charchoal, not ideal but not really a disaster either. What could he do besides removing the food?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 05:12:33 2018 No.10563300 >>10556439 >shes the one that LET you buy the smoker Ja/ck/ confirmed cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 05:15:28 2018 No.10563312 >>10556484 >t. flyover

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 05:23:33 2018 No.10563333 >>10563210 His phone is on the tray which the meat was packaged in.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 05:26:43 2018 No.10563344 how has no one realized that this guy is the ultimate food troll by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 05:34:38 2018 No.10563367 File: 136 KB, 428x510, lol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10561100 Good post

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 06:24:57 2018 No.10563494 >>10556832 Legitimately retched after he stirred in the mayo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 06:38:35 2018 No.10563519 >>10556499 Unironically kill yourself, faggot >>10556484 Pls, it would be beyond fitting for ja/ck/'s funeral to shit up yet another webm thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 07:53:32 2018 No.10563727 >>10556591 Why the fuck would the guardian report on this fuck hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 08:03:29 2018 No.10563765 >>10556408 RIP big man. Gonna miss ya. >>10556428 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcOcNF1S2hk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 09:26:22 2018 No.10563986 >>10563765 Oh, tune. Fucking great album

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:35:04 2018 No.10564338 >>10561100 kino

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:37:11 2018 No.10564345 >>10558256 It looks like the legs are facing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:51:55 2018 No.10564388 >>10561100 The best suicide you'll ever survive

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:53:29 2018 No.10564389 >>10556430 I'm sure they will

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 11:57:00 2018 No.10564396 File: 64 KB, 612x408, 467582876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's undercooking meat in heaven now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:13:12 2018 No.10564451 File: 13 KB, 235x235, 1480313346164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556591 I don't even care if you fabricated this URL or not, I fuckin' had a giggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:19:19 2018 No.10564472 >>10556408 >TFW there will never be another night on /ck/ like when Jack fucking bombed on West Texas Investors Club.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:39:11 2018 No.10564530 >>10563333 OK, so? I can see it is unhygienic but anything else I'm missing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:40:01 2018 No.10564534 >>10563333 who cares? it's not like you lick your phone i think the real CURSE of this webm is the slid out grill section and that he hasnt flipped anything, just cooked it on one side only

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:41:13 2018 No.10564536 >>10557256 >Klaptorg this was never funny and you're just salty you didn't get the joke of it being a generic alien name

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 12:46:25 2018 No.10564559 >>10556528 thanks for the chuckle anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 13:06:01 2018 No.10564631 >>10556408 I literally do not know who this guy is or give a shit, but all these bait posts have got me hooked. Good job!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 13:14:33 2018 No.10564658 File: 156 KB, 900x806, 1522600399951_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10564631 You should watch his channel. He is quite entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 13:14:57 2018 No.10564660 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, salmonella seduction.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556591 >dies-of-salmonella This is honestly how it will probably happen

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 15:01:34 2018 No.10565108 >>10564660 Can someone pay Ramsey to mentor this (((successful eceleb))) on camera

Anonymous Mon May 7 15:03:59 2018 No.10565120

>>10564660
I think he will die by slipping on a pile of his own vomit and hitting his head on some discarded kitchen gadget. In my proficy, he also has his pants around his ankles for some reason.

That, or he gets his ring caught in an industrial blender.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 15:06:38 2018 No.10565133 >>10565120 His RING?! Damn son not a nice way to go

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 15:22:25 2018 No.10565209 >>10557124 hey be nice there are at least two of us

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:07:53 2018 No.10565756 File: 1.41 MB, 400x285, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10559478 >>10559449 >boiling potato before frying it i laugh at you dumbfucks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:09:23 2018 No.10565763 >>10564388 >>10561100 i love these threads

Anonymous Mon May 7 18:14:25 2018 No.10565789
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>>10556408
Is anyone else upset by the knowledge that you're much better at cooking than jack (not really a high bar), but you'll never have a youtube channel with 300k+ subscribers? How does this man do it? He's not even charismatic, attractive, and the only thing funny about him is that you can laugh at him.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:15:43 2018 No.10565795 >>10565756 Parboiling potatoes before frying them makes them super crispy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:18:13 2018 No.10565806 >>10565795 >Parboiling potatoes >brits

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:19:17 2018 No.10565809 >>10565789 why you would be that jelly and miserable?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:20:21 2018 No.10565815 >>10565809 I don't even want a youtube channel, I just want Jack to suffer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:22:32 2018 No.10565827 >>10565815 > I just want Jack to suffer may i ask why? he is a just an insolent retard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:24:09 2018 No.10565833 >>10564660 love how he tried to play that off in the video, up until the blood really started coming out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:25:52 2018 No.10565841 >>10565827 he deserves sadness its not fair he's having fun and i wanna die

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:26:01 2018 No.10565843 File: 65 KB, 500x500, 5067343113_42fece30d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10565120 >proficy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:27:44 2018 No.10565852 File: 19 KB, 460x276, suggestions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10565841 you will never make sad this retard

Anonymous Mon May 7 18:38:53 2018 No.10565888
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I started to watch him ironically in 2013 but he's kind of grown on me now. Why would you wish him ill when he provides some form of entertainment to you? He's a big bumbling idiot and his recent cooking videos are all just safe internet recipes hard to fuck up but you can't be ja/ck/ing it without him around.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 18:59:23 2018 No.10566001 File: 688 KB, 694x680, screen-shot-2013-07-30-at-11-42-41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556578 >no replies i had more than a couple laughs, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 19:02:01 2018 No.10566011 >>10556853 based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 19:06:14 2018 No.10566024 >>10565888 I wish him ill specifically because he's a big bumbling idiot. He's not entertaining, he's fucking cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 19:09:37 2018 No.10566037 File: 60 KB, 894x894, sad_frog_by_pimpstain-d8woafy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556787 >tfw your frog matts don't have borders so ja/ck/ goes with another brand

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 20:34:34 2018 No.10566464 >>10564631 greatest chef of our generation easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 20:42:12 2018 No.10566492 >>10556591 >scalfana He changed his last name?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:08:10 2018 No.10567480 File: 2.50 MB, 1280x720, corn dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10556778 its pure kino

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:13:11 2018 No.10567496 >>10567480 >MAX FILL can he actually not read english

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 02:00:44 2018 No.10567623 >>10567496 He's not a cuck a plastic container will not dictate his life

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 02:05:32 2018 No.10567630 File: 166 KB, 1080x1080, 1521603268361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Everyone ITT forgetting that Jack beat his son and his wife and went on that one show to get YouTube $$$ and they threw him off the show

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 02:17:29 2018 No.10567653 >>10567623 /ourguy/ >>10567630 faggit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 02:50:51 2018 No.10567721 >>10556695 "The potato is slipping what should I do? Cut it in halves? Cut a cross piece at one end? Put it on the towel so it doesn't slip? On the tablecloth? Naah, I will just try the same thing over and over again maybe this time it will work"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 02:52:41 2018 No.10567724 >>10557109 HOW CAN YOU MESS UP PAPA JOHNS PIZZA?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 02:54:33 2018 No.10567729 >>10565789 You ever shot any videos? Multiple angles? While cooking? And edited and cut and mastered the sound? It is a full time job

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 03:00:53 2018 No.10567741 >>10557115 It's easy to believe he contracted fatal food poisoning from some old ration item he couldn't help eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 03:11:09 2018 No.10567756 >>10558706 >implying that any meme on /ck/ 4chan or even the internet has any originality left. This place is just fast food discussion and repeated tired memes, what a fucking joke of a board.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 03:14:57 2018 No.10567760 >>10567724 he found a way

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 03:17:27 2018 No.10567761 >>10567741 He recently ate beef from 1899.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 04:31:50 2018 No.10567878 >>10567756 well said, you literal faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 05:02:02 2018 No.10567931 File: 163 KB, 912x570, Wrath_Of_The_MachineSpirit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10563312 Fuck you!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 05:18:40 2018 No.10567952 >>10556456 https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 05:35:59 2018 No.10567976 >>10565756 >anon doesn't know how french fries are made

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 06:06:58 2018 No.10568026 >>10567976 >he has never cooked sad! keep your bongs "techniques" in your island

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