/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10554976]

God bless America

[Anonymous No.10554987]

>>10554976

So you go to a prestigious university where examples and science experiments are done on students. One day in history you are learning about the French Revolution and the executions via guillotine. A real guillotine is in the front of the class and your friend who sits next to you is chosen by raffle to be one of the students who will be executed with it for demonstration purposes. She is only in that class because you begged her to join it, and now she is very upset. You try contacting her but she wont answer. You get to class early but she has beaten you there. She has been given a pot brownie to calm her nerves, she now seems a little giddy. What do you say to her? How do you think she'd respond?

[Anonymous No.10554989]

>>10554987

Yeah I dunno....I think burgers and donuts just dont mix.

[Anonymous No.10554992]

>>10554976
Got to eat big to get big.

[Anonymous No.10555007]

I want to try this

[Anonymous No.10555045]

The UK beat us to this.

[Anonymous No.10555055]

>>10554976
>Filet-o-fish with donut buns
I call shenanigans

[Anonymous No.10555061]

>>10554987
I'd tell her she deserves to die for using drugs. She would respond by giggling because she is high on drugs.

[Anonymous No.10555068]

>>10555007
>filename
That literally translates to "you knight" in my language.

[Anonymous No.10557084]

>>10554992
awaken my masters

[Anonymous No.10557100]

>>10554987
Is this a question from the fucking Voight-Kampff test?

[Anonymous No.10557318]

>>10554987
I like this post. It's a bit tryhard, but I like it anyway. I hope it's original.

[Anonymous No.10557509]

>>10555061
THIS

[Anonymous No.10557731]

>>10554976

[Anonymous No.10557772]

10554992
poor form reddit bro >:(

[Anonymous No.10557920]

>>10554976
Do americans really eat this????

[Anonymous No.10557929]

>>10555068
why do you spell with 6s in your language

>>10557920
yes, every day